How did you meet her?
What country are you from?
What country do you live in?

>>608661829
OH boy, this is gonna be rich

>>608661829
You're both very ugly

i have nothing to ask

>>608661829
You're a faggot Noel Gallagher.

>>608661829

We salute you Capt Save A. Hoe

>>608662181

I gamed her at a party, no idea she had a kid

I'm American, live in Japan

>>608661829
Which one is the better fuck?

>>608662399

Dude it is such a load off. Japanese girls, much more than American girls, automatically expect kids. Not especially wanting one of my own, this is super convenient. Plus her kid rocks.

dont waste your time, fuck them both

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Unexpectedly dead, giving this puppy 5 more mins then off to bed

>>608663974
>>608661829
Your relationship sounds healthy. We really need more pictures too.

>>608661829
How is it living in Japan?

>>608663974
Is that your bride?

>>608663974
>>608664352
I mean.. is she going to be your bride?

Post nudes.

>>608664213

It's a bitch taking them off my phone and stripping exif

>>608664299

Amazing. Been here three years. I broke up with 4 girlfriends when I got serious with this girl.

>>608664352
>>608664415

Not sure yet. Could do.

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>>608663974
why the giant gauze on your head? did you fuck up and she schooled you?

>>608664527

I wrecked my car and got a huge fucking gash in my head. 6 stitches. You could see my skull, it was pretty intense

>>608664513
Why did you break up with the other 4? also, what part of Japan?

>>608661829
Have you learned japanese? If so, was it hard?

More pics, please.

>>608664649
No seat belt? what happened? head-on collision?

>>608664513

>stripping exif

Just copy it into paint save as a new file.

>>608664852
Not sure if his phone has paint dude. I don't have paint on my phone either. Is that normal?

>>608664971
He means on your pc/laptop/macbook/whatever.

>>608664513
It's easier to use the snipping tool to take a "picture of the picture", then save it. Done!

>>608661829
Do you ever wear any orther clothes?

>>608665157
kek

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>>608664681

Central Japan, rural. I was tired of the insane lifestyle of having multiple girlfriends + sex friends + gaming every girl I met. I did it for 6 months and that was enough for the experience, heh

>>608664686

I speak Japanese, yes it was hard

>>608664852

I'll put up some older shots

>>608664835

No seat belt. Truck turned in front of me, I was going STUPIDLY fast and couldn't stop, tagged his rear bumper. Blew out the passenger window, wrecked the fender, bent the A pillar... basically insurance wrote off the car. I had a couple beers which is highly illegal in Japan so I had to flee the scene with fucking blood pouring out of my head... somehow never got arrested and insurance paid out and everything. This is the car I wrecked

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>>608665157

I am the very embodiment of MERICA

Salty watermelon pepsi is a thing

Are you going to post nudes or am I wasting my time.

>>608661829
Thinking of picking up japanese for the future.
Any "easy" way to learn it without acually moving there?

>>608665272
What do you think of the 12 year old? do you spend a lot of time with her? Is her mother suspicious of you at all? Does your imagination go wild about her at all?

>>608665725
I recommend formal training. It's the fastest way to learn, with full blown homework and everything. It's much easier if you're in the country you're trying to learn it in too. I did this for Korean, and in 6 weeks, you're not at all fluent, but you can get around and read everything.

>>608665272
>somehow never got arrested and insurance paid out and everything

The bullshit dam has burst, friends.

>>608665690

I might post some of an ex here in a bit

>>608665725

I studied for 6 hours a day for 1.5 years, I have done 400,000 reps in Anki. No easy way, just bust your ass.

>>608665726

I spend entire days hanging out with the kid just the two of us, we're best buds. Mom has no reason at all to be suspicious, because, well, I'm not a pedophile. This is Japan, her kid will strip down naked in front of me and hop in the shower. I've seen her naked a dozen or more times. Kids stay kids here much longer.

>>608664513

4chan strips exif and has done so for years. You're safe dude

>>608665958

>I might post some of an ex here in a bit

Can't you do it now?

>>608665958
>I spend entire days hanging out with the kid just the two of us, we're best buds. Mom has no reason at all to be suspicious, because, well, I'm not a pedophile. This is Japan, her kid will strip down naked in front of me and hop in the shower. I've seen her naked a dozen or more times. Kids stay kids here much longer.

well fuuuuuuuuuck I need to move to Japan. Does she have hair on her pussy yet?

>>608665958
>her kid will strip down naked in front of me and hop in the shower.

Why don't you just shower with her? no pedo

>>608665948

I turned myself in the next day and claimed I had panicked. I downed a gallon of water and made sure I waited enough to blow a 0.0 the next day. Cops scolded me but nothing ever came of it. I was thinking pretty clearly for having lost a liter of blood heh.

>>608666115

Kid's not developed at all.

>>608666207

It wouldn't be too weird if I did heh

>>608661829
MacGruber?

>>608666389
TOP KEK

>>608666115
get the fuck outta here you piece of shit.

>>608666315
post exes and some more nonudes of the lovely daughter

>>608666315

Just keep stuffing the cute mom. Obviously you love her. Don't screw the kid up by trying anything. Just enjoy the eye candy and be a good stepdad.

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By the way her mom is tiny, 146cm. This is her wearing her daughter's new junior high uniform

>>608666315
OP you dirty motherfucker shouldn't be talking about the kid like that. you're disgusting.

>>608666608

With such eloquently stated words, I cannot help but to do a 180 and moonwalk right out of this thread.

>>608666700
we require nude pictures

>>608661829
I've heard that Japan is quite xenophobic, have you experienced much?

>>608666700

Jesus fuck, that is adorable. 4'9". Delicious.

dude she looks like 13 so she had a child when she was 1?????!!!!

Your girlfriend is very cute i have always wanted a asian girlfriend but i have never seen any in my country i get hit on by girls all the time, but honestly im not attracted to white women idk why

>>608666700
She's hot, basically a little bit bigger than 4 1/2 feet tall. jeebus. You made a major score. Where is the girls dad?

>>608666666

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>>608666647

Dude the kid and I have an awesome relationship, she kissed me the other day and asked me to be her daddy. It was probably one of the most amazing experiences of my life, and I have been some places and done some shit.

This is the new car I got out of the insurance payment, lol

drunk driving hit and run -> new car

>>608666877

Don't have any

>>608666927

lol she is 32, same age as me

>>608666935

White women are all fat

>>608666959

Out of the picture for the last 10 years

>>608666890

It's pretty petty racism.. I could go on about it, but it's not really a big deal

>>608666700
Holy fuck OP

that tiny bitch is kawaii as fuck

10/10 would pat head and hug vigorously

u dun good

>>608666875
moonwalk out of your mum's basement into the traffic then, please.

>>608667047
yeah so what and who gives a shit

>>608666700

Does she take a good deep drilling? My Asian chick is 5'2", I'm 6'2", and she'll start arching her back in discomfort if I fuck her deep for a long period.

>>608667139
Is it hard to get a job in japan? English is not my first language so.. i cant be a english teacher.

>>608666700
666 666
i shed a tear for you... so damn close

>>608666700

Does she squeal like the chicks in Japanese porn when you stuff your big American cock in her?

I hope so.

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>>608667152

Yeah I liked her enough to give up an insane lifestyle of sex and partying heh


>>608667402

No idea outside of teaching English.. if you have a professional background, you can get by

This is my GIANT CAT

>>608666935
White women are both slobs and high maintenance, or at least they are increasingly so. They also snub traditional values. That's probably why.

>>608667597
Very true

what exactly do you do for living in japan?
i always wanted to live there, but since i dont know japanese, i dont think i have a chance of getting a job there

>>608667402
what is your first language? I dated a Filipina that taught English in Korea, that really didn't speak or write English very well. (I was then knowing why so many Koreans struggle with English) but, she was still fully paid

Fucking race traitor scum

>>608667879
Norwegian, i would say i speak perfect english but im way too socialy retarded to work with students

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>>608667516
>>608667309

She had her kid via C-section because she was too tiny to give birth naturally. Even so she is not super tight at all, but I am not exactly small so we are pretty well matched. I can fuck her as roughly as I want and she likes to be thrown around.. the sex has been pretty incredible for both of us.

>>608667790

teach English of course, zero Japanese required

knowing Japanese is just useful for fucking with Japanese people and getting women

>>608667879

English, some very low quality teachers around heh

>>608661829
Are u MacGyver?

>>608661829
Is that the 12 year old on the left? hahaha

>>608667970
komme til Australia, lær meg!

>>608661829

what is her sex drive like?

In other words, how often do you get to fuck her?

>>608667970
Do you have a bachelor's degree from an accredited university? (subject is insignificant)

>>608668011
do you have a student harem like in all those chinese cartoons?

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>>608668124

How old are you?

>>608668069

何か。。ハーフみたいだな

>>608668131

Every time she comes over. Even if her kid is in the next room. I passed out last night and woke her up this morning at 4am for a quick pre-work bang.

>>608668218

My school is way too small, and I just started heh

>>608668295

32

>>608667139
thats a girl car nigga. its a mazda miata with a bmw badge on it.

>>608665272
Are u a drug dealer/hitman? How the fuck do u afford a car like that?????

>>608666700
She look good enough to eat!!!! NOM NOM NOM

>>608668128
Kanskje det :D

>>608668150
Yes i do

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>>608668342
Has her kid ever walked in you two messing around?

>>608668365

You seem to be assuming a bought a car instead of a giant pussy magnet.

>>608668371

Shit is not too expensive if you use auctions.

>>608668550

What he is about to tell you is you can likely get an English teaching job... and he is right. You're pretty much sorted

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watch out later fag

>>608668640
post more pics of woman or you're a liar

>>608668263
She is so fine. She blows my mind! HEY MacGyver!!!!! HEY HEY!!! MACGYVER!!!!

>>608668595

もしかしたら、中国人？

>>608668639

Not yet, I am sure it'll happen eventually

>>608668011
so ie i dont speak japaese i dont have any chance of getting women?
because thats the main reason that i'd move to japan

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>>608668829

>>608668550
So, all you gotta do is take some classes in emotional intelligence and you should be fine in there and have fun.

>>608661829
fucking i can understand but dating? you must be such a manchild.

>>608668640
Ur one clever bastard, u know that? Very well indeed. I envy. >:/

>>608668516
Jeg lære fra lydbøker, så mitt Norsk er dårlig

>>608668944
I will look into it, thank you.

>>608668936
oh gawd she's fucking hot

>>608668878
>>608668878
>もしかしたら、中国人？
From my experience most of these girls in Osaka are always Chinese, Taiwanese or Koreans who are born in Japan.

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>>608669028
Nei da, det er ganske bra. Hvorfor lærer du deg norsk?

>>608668936
OP DELIVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>608668263
Is she really 32? what the fuck, she looks like she's in her 20s

>>608669151
see
>>608668770

>>608667139
>BMWs

You have poor taste in cars

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>>608669140
>>608669151
I'm not OP.
I knew he wouldnt deliver so I posted this.

>>608668770

lol I love this

>>608668886

You can get the girls who are into foreigners for sure, I had a bunch of girls who spoke English.. but you won't find many top or even good quality women

>>608668968

Dude I fucking love being taken care of, she cleans my house and handles my bills

>>608669075

Tons of them in Tokyo as well heh

>>608669151

Dude yeah, when I gamed her at the party we met I thought her daughter was her little sister or something ... I don't really look 32 either heh

>>608669284
see
>>608668640

>>608668371
are you retarded? cause you can get a decent but used Z3/Z4 starting at 15.000 euro.

>>608669151
I have difficulty judging korean girls' ages too. It takes being there for awhile to learn their ages

>>608669135
Fordi utdanning er for dyrt her i australia, og jeg liker Norsk landskapet

>>608668770
yeah, but even after menopause, they love to fuck

>>608669436

I am fucking spot on with Japanese girl's ages... this kid legitimately looks young. Her daughter also looks closer to 9 than 12 heh

>>608669404

Less in Japan thanks to the massive car auctions here

>>608669301
Oh well. At least ur honest.
Jap pussy is jap pussy, amiright? Thanks anyway bro. :D

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I'm going to University to learn Japanese this year and get my year in Japan next year.

Might teach English there for a year or two when I graduate but I hear it's pretty low paying, it it true? If it is I'll take another University course there and go into translating or something.

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>>608669447
Planlegger du å bo eller studere i Norge?

>>608669380

>I don't really look 32 either

I thought you were older to be honest.

$15,000 Euros is alot of Australian dollars me laddo. I ain't earning that much.

I have a Japanese friend here with a few daughters. His oldest daughter is about 14 and very shy, so shy that I think maybe she is being molested by here dad... but I haven't a frigin clue if this is just a cultural thing. Japanese can be shy people.

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>>608668770

mfw

>>608669690
både, kansje i Trondheim, men jeg vet ikke

>>608669628
Is that supposed to be u? Or what u imagine ur wife will look like? 3 feet tall and no meat on her bones? JESUS MAN!!!!

>>608669839
Nice

More Jap pussy please???? I want to believe it's real!!! Make me believe again! Pretend to be OP again.

>>608669380
How long before you allowed her to handle your money without worry about her taking it?

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>>608669628

Depends on the job... certainly make enough to party every weekend

>>608669707

I don't hear that too much heh

>>608669851

That kid is 14 heh

>>608669786

Weird to jump to that conclusion, 14 is an awkward age

mom and daughter making dinner

>>608670010
Japanese kids are the cutest in the world

ITT : Aspiring race-traitors

>>608669921
er NTNU god? Jeg vil lære kjemi

>>608670010
damn she's lovely.

Is she superstitious or religous?

Does she have any habits that you find are strange?

>>608669732
>$15,000 Euros is alot of Australian dollars me laddo. I ain't earning that much.
1 Euro = A$1.41
So 15K Euro = ~A$21K.
IE A$400 a week. The dole is more than that.

>>608670247
Ja, det er regnet som et av de beste i norge

>>608670274

She's just a normal woman, nothing weird about her. Typically Japanese. I've been here for 3.5 years so I don't find Japanese to be weird at all anymore... it's actually weirder for me to be around foreigners.

>>608670132

Agreed heh

>>608670010

>certainly make enough to party every weekend

I'm looking to travel the world.

Suppose I'll go for translating.

>>608670422
Cars are expensive. U need insurance and shit. I don't even have a licence. What do i need a 2nd hand BMW for?

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Liker du lolis?

>>608670488
reason why I's asking about superstitions, is because Koreans have hundreds of odd habits based upon superstitions.
fan death
pig dreams
the way the shoes face at the door
when to eat certain foods (when not to), how the chop sticks lay on the plate, etc

>>608669284
Really, kid? If you're gonna try to "troll" at least try harder

>>608670827
hva er det ikke å like :)

>>608668936
>>608669133
>>608669301

haha you should have blurred out the genitals like in Jap porn to fuck with the /b/tards, haha

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>>608670544

Even lower pay unless you can do something specialized like technology or medical.

>>608670846

Oh of course there is tons of shit like that in Japan too, but probably not so much as Korea... I knew all of it before her so nothing surprising heh

My old job

>>608670947
>>608669284
They really mean it when they say "the ultimate driving machine" not even kidding.

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>>608670010
Hungry Cat

>>608671103
Yeah, it is the ultimate driving machine. All German cars are. BMW especially. Jap scrap and Ameritrash can fuck off. And don't even get me started on shit like Citroen or Peugeot.

>>608669133
Did that ring she have resemble a wedding ring?

>>608671076
Hahaha, what a boss

I would party with you.

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>>608670988
Jeg foretrekker cosplay, men det er ok

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Also lot of snail in Japan

>>608671346
>"What a boss"

Where the fuck do you think you are? KnowYourMeme?

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>>608671346

Partying in Japan is amazing. This is a penis festival. Our shirts say "enormous cock" in Japanese. We had lines of Japanese people waiting to take pictures with us, it was insane

OP you are a lucky, lucky man. All I have is some 9/10 weaboo/nerd girl who acts "japenese" naturally but has severe fucking commitment issues. You got a good thing going on, I'm happy for you. Hopefully I can get the girl of my dreams to stay.

>>608671239
Do you miss any American foods? Do you ever come to the U.S. to visit? What do you have/own in the U.S.?

>>608670010
I didn't just jump to that conclusion based on this one little bit. He is possesive and overly affectionate... it just looks odd. I just don't care to list all the little behaviors that make me suspicious... and I don't frigin care if he is porking her. I don't buy that incest is such a bad thing anyway.

>>608671239
Does she want more kids with you?

>>608671826
Edgy

>>608671076

Do those japs not know how to draw?
They look at least 12 and are drawing at a 6 year old level.
And what's with the basic English?
Do they only understand moonrunes?
Do you speak moonspeak all day?
That sounds awful.

>>608671635
Why did this get my hard

>>608671715

First and foremost fuck tons of women, then go for your dream girl

>>608671746

I can cook almost everything I miss about American food, so I am pretty sorted. I own nothing in the US anymore. I go home every couple years or so so my parents don't get too depressed.

>>608671828

She's on the fence, I'm on the fence... who knows.

>>608671828
I want to know that do.

>>608671694

Do you ever shower?

Not OP.

I have a story about my japanese encounters.

>Meet JP gf
>Knew nothing about parents
>She told me her mum and dad don't wear wedding rings anymore
>They don't sleep together
>Don't have sex anymore
>Dad looks gay
>Think: She must be fucking thirsty
>Plan Japan holiday
>Go over there
>Meet her parents
>Spend 12 nights in hotel and 4 at her place with her parents
>I know how a japanese bath works for guests
>ask gf to go out and get me some dinner while I take a bath
>Mfw her mum walks in on me in the bath
>She gets naked
>We fuck
Nothing else was said
No one knows.

Feels good fucking the mother and daughter.

Is it hard to get permanent residence in Japan?

>>608671970

That is par for the course at their age. I do mostly speak moonspeak. In a normal day I use 97% Japanese heh

>>608672081

Every day, it was raining all morning heh

>>608672140

Marriage is 5 years, or 10 years of solid work

>>608671694

I don't think that the penis festival is weird or eccentric, I think it just proves that jap chinks are just an interior degenerate race.

I would have to be have drink too to enjoy it.

>>608671076

Translating starts at around double the pay of teaching.

>>608672247
Holy shit in my country you can just have a brown face and you get residence

>>608672247
What do you mean Marriage is 5 years?

>>608671694
You should wash your hair before going out and thinking you're some sort of cool party animal

>>608672003
the 9/10 weaboo is my dream girl and I've kind of "had" her for the past five years but shit is INTENSELY complicated between the both of us. If she didn't have all these issues I'd be the happiest person alive but we both kind of drain eachother but leaving isn't the correct option either. Meh. I don't know why I'm saying all this man, just needed to get it off my chest I think.

>>608671826
>and I don't frigin care if he is porking her. I don't buy that incest is such a bad thing anyway.

wat? esplain yourself

>>608670422
dole pays $550 a fortnight not over $400 a week. You are dreaming mate

>>608672088

how does a bath work for guests?

Did the mom do it on purpose or did you wink at her or something earlier in the night?

>>608672405

What part of "rained all day" did you miss heh

Anyway kiddos I'm off to bed, 11:30pm in Japan-land and my alarm goes off in 6 hours.

>>608672403
stay married w/ a citizen for 5 years?

How does it feel to live in an inferior country with inferior people?

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>>608672088
did her mom speak english? about how old is her mom?

>>608672699
Daily reminder that japanese are honorary aryans

>>608671672
It's a meme, you dip

>>608662380
>implying Noel Gallagher isn't already a faggot

>>608672635
Guests don't share the same water as the family.

So I took a bath first and washed out all the water.

I kinda rubbed her thigh under the table at a sushi bar when me and my gf was out with her.
Then she just came into the bath naked and that was that.

>>608672719
She spoke a little not much but I knew she was learning. Her mum was 43 but looked like mid 20's

>>608672979

So if the mom were to have taken a bath afterwards, she would have drained it fully and put in fresh water, if I'm to understand correctly?

We do that here in the US if we're not taking a shower. I mean if my kids used a bath I might use the same water but put in more hot water, but otherwise I'd drain it out if my wife or mom used it

So you just moved to Japan to stick out a little bit?
To be that white person, because in America you are just like everybody else?

I don't see a single reason to live in any Asian country. The United States is overall BAE.

>>608672979
I could have fucked three women in my wife's Korean family and inlaws, including her mom. The signs were all over the place, but I just knew my wife would go nuclear

I lived in Chengdu China for 3 years there are pretty much no foreigners there so everyone would stare at me and i often got compliments every day on the subway and just randomly walking around town, from old men and young women alike

>>608672979
Are you going to be a good boy and service mum regularly?

>>608670827
hvem gjør vel ikke det.

Hey OP, I'm also dating a Japanese girl, although I've never been to Japan, and we met while she was here. She's back now and I plan on heading over there for awhile soon.

Do you have fights often? Does your girlfriend having a daughter ever put stress on your relationship?

>>608672512
this whole thread, in my opinion, is about a guy with an adorable "daughter in law" that he secretly has a crush on by won't come out and say. He is in a pseudo-happy pseudo relationship but we all have a thought in the back of our heads, secretly he wants (and maybe has had) her daughter. She is adorable and most of us would be tempted... me included. I wouldn't blame you. If she is willing then I don't see the harm. Likewise, with my friend and his daughter I refuse to think less of either of them if they are screwing. That is their life and their choice.

>>608672422
Not op but for today ill be advice man.
>first girlfriend was love of my life
>met her through exchange program
>japanese but speaks amazing english, overall a bit of a boring girl but at the time she was the one that hit me like a truck.
>evntually turned long distance and it ended
>still good friends and she comes to visit me here in australia
>aside from distance we didnt have many hobbies to talk about and so on and so fourth
Through this experience I gradually matured into what I am today.

Persistent programs will always stick in the back of your mind and will eventually tear you down making you lose all the interest. It will become an uphill battle between your heart and brain.

I believe you should move on meet people outside your circle it will make you happier in the long run.

That and i dated a weeb once she was far too immature to handle being in a relationship, generally weebs are and as such it will hurt and piss you off to no end. Move on mate youll be happier trust me.

>>608673828
did you read the whole thread? I think he's not pedo. I think he was pretty much straight up enjoying sex with a grownup woman

Is that the mom or the 12 year old I mean seriously Asians I can never tell

aww this is kawaii as fuck just like muh chinese cartoon

post more pic OP

>>608673828
I have myself that likes this pedo shit on 4chan, then there is real self in real life. I never even think about touching kids when I'm out and about. It just doesn't seem to occur to me to fuck somebody up like that.

>>608674020
>persistent problems*
Thanks brain and keyboard.

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>>608661829
Huhuhhuhuh huhuhuhuh. So your life is basically like an anime? Huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuhuhuh huhuhuhuhuhuh..

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>>608668011
>I can fuck her as roughly as I want and she likes to be thrown around.. the sex has been pretty incredible for both of us.

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE

>>608674020
So from what I'm reading, you are weeb trash.
>she was a boring girl, but at least she was Japanese
>love of my life

Fuck you. There are thousands of girls you would enjoy yourself with, but you chose to fixate over someone who lives thousands of miles away, and you won't do anything to either move or get a life.

>>608674756
thanks for clarifying. Why didn't you have hobbies to talk about?

>>608661829

Congrats, you have chosen from the least attractive race know to man.

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>>608668011
>she likes to be thrown around.. the sex has been pretty incredible for both of us.

tell me more OP

>>608675399
>>608675449
Was still beta shit in highschool relax, going over to japan for student exchange next year.
I should have clarified that when we went long distance it became difficult to communicate and thats were the boring stuff starts to occur.

Now were good friends as she has come back here several times to homestay and tour around. Plus the magic of skype changes everything.

My dream is like that of OPs move over there and work, Australia at the moment is getting real shit beyond belief. Since i can have discussions in japanese now and understand read write stuff it shouldn't be too much of a hassle to relocate. Well after my degree anyway.

>>608676210

>beta skit in high school
>skype relationships

Just stop.
You have the mentality of a lonely 14 year old.

>>608665272
Doesn't look so bad to me. I smell insurance fraud.

>>608675399
Like i said original that experience overall taught me not to fixate on the impossible if I'm not ready for it. Im dead tired as i type this but ill try my best not to bring in new ideas . Ive had 3 other girlfriends since but currently now just focusing on uni.

>>608665958
jelly

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>>608675539
>Congrats, you have chosen from the least attractive race know to man.
You sure about that?

>>608676686
Before you jump the gun i know it doesnt work im well past that but , im focusing on studying crap in my degree with dates on the side with local girls. This just my advice for the guy that was in a similar situation to me well over 7 years ago.

>>608676210
skype is awesome isn't it?

>Australia at the moment is getting real shit beyond belief

why do you say that?

Do you slap her/ her kid? Does she allow that?

>>608677191
I'd smash the fuck out of an asian.

Though their puss meat looks like its been ravaged by some ancient samurai spirit penis.

Niggers, are by far the ugliest.

>>608677389
>goverment is a mess
>job market in the IT /management feild is getting fucked unless you have over 12 years exerpience which is impossible
>liberal hippy femisnts are growing by each day.
Its a nice place to live but its getting worse and eventually it will become like America.

>>608670010
Jap kids are so damn cute.

Where is Japan man?

I'm in a similar situation, got sexy milf gf.

Life is good.

Kanpai

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>>608677930

Australia is bad, really bad. I just discharged from the Military and I'm looking to join the Feds.

I wish I could move to Japan to live permanently but there is pretty much zero chance of me being able to work in security or policing in Japan.

I used to teach English there for 22 million yen a year (about 25k USD back then).

Good job OP. Hope you treat your new family well.

>>608677964
I know they are super cute

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>>608667152
This. Good job, OP.

>>608679864
You either get stuck with the english gig unless you have the ability to speak japanese or do sometging japanese nationals cant.

There some random guy on youtube who started up a security company there small operation but cant remember his name, did a video with either unrested or mexicansamurai101.

You could start up your own school on the side and from there look around for security but up to you man.

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>>608680500

I've never heard of a gaijin getting into Jap military or police, I think it's impossible.

On my salary I can take a holiday in Japan every year so I guess that's good enough for now.

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>>608670010
Why does every fucking gook feel the need to make a peace sign for pictures

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>>608680995
According to my jap friends its easy as fuck to become a cop, you can be one of the dumbest shitters and still get in(guy's dad is high ranking officer in osaka ward). In our case being gaijins you would need a permanent visa and native level japanese but chances are low. Military I have no idea you could possibly sign up as a reserve but yeah.

>>608681400
Japs make peace sign.
Americans make fish faces.
Mudslimes hold up severed heads.
It is a culture thing I guess.

Ready made family welcome tax deductions

>>608677389
I feel like America is going bad also, but just have to keep raising my tolerance level, because I've been many other places in the world and can't stand it anywhere else for very long. It's amazing what stupid shit people in other countries embrace. I'm not talking about education or fitness, I'm just talking about other things.

>>608671694
are you wearing a toupee? you look like matthew rhys in The Americans when he is wearing a disguise.
http://www.mikethefanboy.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ta20130403_024-500x350.jpg

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>>608661829

Good job OP

I'm dating a Japanese woman myself, I met her in Canada but she currently lives in Fujisawa. She's coming back to my city in July for six months. We're talking immigration right now.

Your wife is cute as hell, man.

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>>608661829
>>608682774
Live the dream, anons.

I'm thinking about doing the ESL thing in Korea myself. Maybe one day I'll be the guy to post a success story.

>>608680500
i heard you don't need a degree if you want to teach enligsh in china, is this true? and does it only count for native speakers or all english speakers? and how is the situation in japan?

>Tfw no asians in my country
>Tfw no money to go to asia
>Tfw not attracted to white women

Should i kill myself?

>>608661829
Chris Angel??? Is that you???