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Ask a cannibal anything and yes, I have eaten human meat
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Is it true it tasted like veal or pork?
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>>608648404
proof or didn't happen
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>>608648487
Very salted veal taste. Depends on how you cook it and what part

So far ive done bbq styled, jerked, and roasted.

I wanna try smoked. Also ribs are addicting
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>>608648645
Ribs are addicting regardless of the creature so you can fuck your hat
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>>608648404
Have you tried eating yourself? I mean, you're still a human right?
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>>608648782
Been afraid too. Self consumption might not be the same and may cause me to go crazy or something.
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>eating your nails is not cannibalism

>eating your sister's tampon is not cannibalism

>sucking up blood from a paper cut is not cannibalism

>biting your lips is not cannibalism

>eating someone's colon is not cannibalism
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>>608648404
How'd u obtain the meat
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>>608648404
tell us how it all went down son, i watched the doco on Issei Sagawa, cunts still cruising around in tokyo haha
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>>608648404
Are you the crazy German dude who's going to jail now?
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>>608648404
I think you'd have to have eaten human to be considered a cannibal.Thats like the definition or something.
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>>608649049
Mein Teil kek
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>>608649181
DENN
DU BIST
WASS
DU ISST
UND
IHR WISST
WAS
ES IST
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>>608649265
This thread is now a Rammstein thread? Please not, it was about to get interesting...
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>>608648404
Back the fuck up.

Is that gif real?
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>>608648983
Donors and cannibal group fetish sites. Deep web usually, pay either in bitcoin or westernunion.

Ill meet them at the dropoff point or pick them up and go to my storage unit I rent where we would cut different parts.

I sometimes get ahold of ketamine from drug dealers or morphine to ease the pain of flesh removal for the donors.

I use a electric turkey carver or a circular sawblade to xut through the body. For smaller removals ill use straightedged butcher knives and tongs.

Close the wound either by stitching, carturizing the wound or bandaging. I buy fishmox 500mg tablets for any infection issues for donors.
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>>608649344
Dubs bump.
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>>608649344
Lol no
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>>608649344
ikr wtf if this is fake praises be unto the wizard
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>>608648404
how do u obtain the meat
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>>608649503
Where's it from, anon?
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>>608649475
whoa there!
>I sometimes get ahold of ketamine from drug dealers or morphine to ease the pain of flesh removal for the donors.

are they alive while you butcher them?
have you ever killed someone?
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>>608648404
where the fuck did you get that gif
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>>608649475
So the idea for the donors is to stay alive? The German victim actually wanted to be killed and eaten.
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>>608648404
If you are at Japan, you'll just be okay if they find out you're slightly "abnormal". I think a certain cannibal was interviewed by Vice back then.
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Are we all just gonna ignore OP's gif? Fukken saved
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>>608648940
Already crossed that bridge. Why stop now?
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>>608649724
Yes they are alive and well usually. I have regulars who like the pain, most cant stand the pain though and to make aure they do not go into shock I will give those with low pain tollerance ketamine injection and morphine tablets. If not that then black-tar heroine if its a last resort.

No I have not killed anyone yet but I have driven donors to hospitals for trail and error before. I had to buy books on the human body and organs. I still have not had an organ yet but I want it bad.
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>>608649831
Actually on the fetish boards their are diehards like that. Though I refuse to deal with fanboys or fanatics, they tend to be super annoying and insane traps or betas, which is kinda funny because powertripping psychopaths will want them to come over for it. I find it cops recently
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How much are they letting you cut off? Ever had a penis?
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>>608648404
2 questions
Why did you start eating bodies?
Why continue when there is so much effort and risk involved?
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>>608649344
Well I hope but they would of cut that out of nick junior and they'd probably be wearing a bra anyway
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Still waiting on some kind of proof...
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>>608650236
>Could ask if he's ever had boob/pussy
>Asks about penis
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>>608650236
No to penis

Well when i first attempted this It was rough. I put the guy into shock the first time, I realized after my mistakes I needed to learn proper cutting and surgical prepping, so I bought surgeon school books recommended on amazon and anatomy books. I also have a friend who works at the morgue so it gave me time to practice on bodies that were being prepped for cremation.
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som proof pls?
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If a guy studies the same amount of time as everyone else, yet fails, does that mean said person is stupid?
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>>608650368
amen, calling bullshit
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>>608650437
what did you tell him? i need to cut bodies becuase reasons?
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>>608650437
isn't that the easiest way for the cops to find you? amazon? friend at the morgue? sounds a bit oo easy.
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>>608650569
yes
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Largest part ever harvested?
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>>608650537
This is /b/

Where moot gave FBI free reign. Now I could take pictures of my freezer and marked body parts but im afraid of what comes next. if this was deepweb id be more incline.

I just wanted to share my stories and advice to possible curious anons interested on how it works
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>>608650437
so your friend knows your a cannibal?
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What's the best wine with a nice backstap? Meadium rare? Best side dishes?
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It was racoon meat
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>>608650632
Told him im applying for a college to become a surgeon. Showed him books I bought and everything

Worked fine, I dont eat the dead.

>>608650638
College students buy cheap college books on the internet
>morgue practices
bodies were cremated, no one knows the wiser
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>>608648404
What made you interested in humans, whats the pay for said donor of meat
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>>608650761
Actually, ive had beer with a roast I made of buttocks. Very fucking good when you let the fat cook itself and add spices. I treated it like thanksgiving ham
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>>608650047
where do you usually cut'em?
Do you live a normal life?
I mean, do you have friends? gf? do they know?
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>>608650312
can you answer these OP
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>>608648404
I ate placenta once. BbQ'd.
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>>608650909
Depends on the part. Usually for small or non-harmful removals around 2,000 usd

For more serious and permanent removals 15-20,000 dollars or free if your a huge freak
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>>608650569
Did they study the same material? Idk I have friends who suck ass at writing essays and things, but are natural mathmaticians. I am the complete opposite. There are different ways to measure intelligence, I have a friend who is an incredible martial artist, all around badass and isn't afraid to do that drug, fight that guy, fuck that bitch, and eat that gross food item, ect ect.. He's iron as a coffin nail, completely terrified of moths. So maybe that student is stupid or he's bad at the subject he studied.
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Anyone who has never seen the GIF before is a newfag.
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>>608650997
second question is fucking stupid
why dont you stop acting on your insticcts anon?
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>>608650726
No
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>>608651138
wut
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You're fucking mental. Even for /b/.
>still no pics
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>>608649789
>being this new
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>>608648940
> afraid to
> might go crazy
You fucking consume people I think you are crazy enough...
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>>608650312
I started eating bodies when I was introduced on accident when i was a teenager (around 17-18).

I got itno a bad fight and bite a large chunk of the persons hand off ans swallowed it. It tasted amazing and i became obsessed with more ways to get it. It took about 7 years before I was ready
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>>608648782
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>>608650980
>>608650312
answer these plz
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I'd like to donate. Looking for 10k.
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>>608650980
Depends on what part i purchased and what the donor can handle.
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>>608651393
>donate
>10k
>not donating
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>>608651347
you sound like a badass
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Gonna start a small name for this thread so u can see its me. All questions ive answered so far
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>>608651084
small part like one finger? permanent removal what would be?
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>>608651257
I believe he means he does it because it is natural to him, much like when you may try to obtain something you want. People have different taste, granted this is not something I would be interested in

>op have you given part of your body
>do the donors have muscular problems afterwards
>do different races taste different
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Right or left buttock for sale. Harvest for 10k plus travel expenses. Arrange?
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>>608651076
this is maaaadventures
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>>608648404
you do realise eating human flesh can cause incurable disease upon your body
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how do you get rid of your jizz after you fap?
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>>608651323
huehue XD :^) newfag! hah! nice one, dude!
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>>608651590
I removed 2 lower ribs from a free donor. It took 3 weeks of prepping first before i felt Comfortable. he is still alive, i dropped him off at the ER after the removal just in case.
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>>608650810
Fucking luld
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>>608651755
Only if its dead
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>>608651767
I light it on fire and throw it at the neighbour's dog.
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>>608648404
What's with the nigger lover Icarly bitch?
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>>608651433
what about your alterego's life?
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>>608650675
Everyone who is currently believing this is fucking retarded. The "deepweb" is dead and any site that is even a little controversial is seized in a heartbeat. And no one from the "deepweb" even calls it that. The term deepweb is a fucking reddit meme. Just man up and download tor. See for yourself. Its not what these wannabes hold it up to be.
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>>608651779
Not willing to agree to a freebie. I have a thick juicy ass with good marbling. Gotta have minimum 10k. I can handle medical expenses.
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>>608651852
Kek
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>>608651942
What about it? I dont talk about it and my freezer is locked and hidden.
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>>608652003
Well cuckd
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>>608652142
How is your daily life apart from eating other people? Normal job, wife, kids?
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>>608651668
If its no trouble can you answer these
>>608651779
What story do they give to er when they have missing body parts
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>>608652062
I need to meet you first and do a body search for lumps etc. Also ill need you to pay for a urine sample and bloodtest for all/any diseases and STDS. Lastly, I will want to have a photo of your next of kin just in case you are not who you say you are as a means of reminding you what I can do to someone who wishs to renig on the contract or setting me up for prison.

do you have a dump email?
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How's the weather in Japan atm op?
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>>608652313
When I drop them off, they explain they got cut hard or lie outright. They usually dont say much since the only time i do this is 20,000 dollar donor agreements. They have enough to stay quiet and they are legitimate cannibals or fetish lovers themselves
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>>608648404
are you a cannibal?
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>>608652287
Fine, i play alot of PC games and go to college still
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>>608648404
The only meat you've eaten was your step dads back in the trailer.

Quit playin.
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>>608652373
Sounds good and all, but I have herpes. Does that exclude me?
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>>608648404
Okay I have 1 more question:

How can you afford this? You don't have to give out job position but do you pay for all expenses?
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>>608648404
Do you have more male or female donors
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Is it something sexual? Do yo or the donors climax?
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>>608652762
Yes it does.

You must be clean, white or tan skinned, and have a bmi of no more then 23%

anymore and the excess fat that will be needed to trim off might take longer then id like.
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>>608652909
Male. Ive had 2 female donors but they were small sections and kinda wanted to fuck i think
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>>608652814
I cannot disclose how I afford this habit of mine due to it might reveal who my family is or who I am
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>>608653038
So darkies like myself are excluded
>nice to know
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>>608653171
Fair enough.
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Damn lies. Cut someone's glute out they will be permanently fucked. To cut ribs out would be cut bone in the spine. Nice reading this b8 tho
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>>608653038
Damn. Well we tried...
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>>608653201
Yes, ive tried black flesh. Its very very salty and more unhealthy and has a smell to it unless a fit, healthy, white skinned person of mid 20s.

Its what made me realize that to eat certain meats I must pick prime and good meat, not someone who eats too much transfats and overabundance of unhealthy choices.
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>>608648404
Which do you personally think is greater, your edginess or your desire for unclipped cock?
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>>608653038
>white or tan skinned
Why not niggers? Serious question.
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>>608653038
>mfw I pass all your people eating rules, but I don't want your money or to be eaten.
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>>608653569

I just explained up here >>608653396
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YOU'LL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK
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>>608653662
Yeah i just saw it when the thread updated, nvm
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Ask a cannibal on the moon anything
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You know faggot pics or didn't happen...
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>>608653747
Show them Viper!
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>>608652496
How do you afford your expensive habit OP?
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>>608648404
Did you eat the dick? What does dick taste like?
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>>608653785
I will say this. I do have a meat grinde rI bought 4 months ago in my storage unit. I have made burgers out of the meat and fed it to friends. I havent told them and never will. They ask me every week to make those burgers again and what meat was it
>mfw I tell them its buffalo
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What is your shoe size?
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>>608648404
I say you are full of shit and just a lonely loser doing the best he can to be an attention whore
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>>608654072
13
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>>608654002
this wen't too far. b8.
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>>608648404
Is being outside like being in a supermarket that you can afford? Or is it something you can control

>btw if I am right you should stop profiling yourself

>white male
>mid to late 20s
>north america or atleast from there
>wealthy family, pursuming trust fund
>well traveled
>atleast college educated
Any of these right or am I just reading to much into it

>odds are still less of a faction to id
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>>608654102
I have no reason to lie anon. Everything ive shared has been completely true. This is a relief for me as I have never told anyone these things
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>>608654239
no.
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>>608648404
>ask a cannibal anything
>ive eaten human flesh
NO FUCKING SHIT YOU INBRED IMBECILE
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>>608654239
then go on with answering the questions. is there anything sexual about it?
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>>608651354
pls more of these.

Saw a thread with these a week ago, but had to go before i saw too many. and loved them.
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>>608654100

I now know who you are.
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>>608654144
He is obviously purposely leading you to believe what he wants you to believe. Or is it SHE....
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Do you watch saved by the bell?
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>>608649344
Yes, this happened. It aired that way.
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>>608654144
Not really, I disconnect that life from others. Its just how I function.

The issue I have is when its been over 3 weeks without the taste, things become dull and I become irritated with things easily

Ive also noticed how I will search for people in a semi-desperate state to just get a cut or two off and taste it. The worst is at the Gym though.


Ive also had girls and gay men mistake my looks or intent for flirting etc.
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>>608654394
Not for me, but other cannibals yes
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From which website do you "buy" meat?
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>>608653984

I Can't Believe These Fools Indulging This Bitch

Yo Girl's A Cannibal, She Eats My Ass

Life Ain't Fair For You'll
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>>608654592
and how is life in the 9th grade?
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>>608654239
Shitty bate mate
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>>608654592
Shut the fuck up loser, this is absolute garbage
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What's the longest period of time you have spent without eating human flesh?
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>>608654967
Does it scare you that someone like me coukd be your neighbor? Friend? Stalker?

In all seriousness I think about what people would think of the real me
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>>608655075
2 months
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>>608648404
You'll have to provide some kind of evidence, i call bullshit.
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>>608655198
At first your bait was annoying, now it's humorous in its shittiness.
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There's a site online where you can actually buy human meat legally and they even have a service that picks up bones and stuff so you're not destroying human remains unlawfully. It was posted on here one time. Everything seemed legit. That seems easier and cheaper than having to cut people up in a storage unit for barely anything and having to pay 20,000.
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>>608655423
Ill take your deflection as a yes then
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If you have the $ to support this, why don't you just open a funeral home and become a mortician?
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>>608655198
dude you dont scare anyone man. youre just killing time for us.

to be honest this all a bit homoerotic, late night meetups with a bunch of dudes you met on the internet, all skulking off to your secret storage unit aka, gay fuck shack.

at least youre telling the truth, youve eaten heaps of people, millions, tiny little sperm cells, swimming around your anus and sliding around on your tongue.

You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

quit playin.
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>>608648404
Sucking cock doesn't count.
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>>608655495
I dont eat dead
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>>608649344
>>608654581
Yes it is real and happened, but it did not air that way because they edited on a bra for the show
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>>608650323
Not if Dan Schnieder was on set that day...How do you think those young women got the job?? Look it up on the goooooooooooogly. Dan Schider, producer of COUNTLESS Nick shows is PEAdO....
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>>608655593
They arrive at the funeral home less than an hour after dieing I'm a hospital/nursing home generally. And if you cut a chunk of meat off a live person it is also considered "dead" at that point. So there's really no difference.
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>>608648404
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKC3pFUqqjw
Is this an accurate representation of your people?
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>>608651775
wendy?
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>>608655828
Im very picky and scared of eating dead humans. Its why i havent kill anyone yet.

Tbh i probably will murder soneone for organs within the year
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>>608650943
Who the fuck eats Ham at Thanksgiving?
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>>608655981
Yes, this is wendy.
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>>608656037
Ham the Thanksgiving eats the fuck?
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Yes, well, so I have I. It's not that special.

Your average person has done more than you think.

For anyone who wants real insight, I've killed and eaten people in the past. The first time I did it was out of curiosity. It was an experience I felt was valuable.

The next several times was opportunistic, done for no particular reason other than I could. It was done with indifference, no emotion. Sort of like brushing your teeth or getting dressed.

The very first time was met with indifference, also, though I did strangely shed a few involuntary tears a few minutes afterwards. I wasn't particularly sad, nor did I have any regret It was strange.

I'll likely do it again, but I'm not burdened by it.
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>>608656290
Green text it?
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>>608656290
op here

See, i feel like im building up to the point of killing.
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>>608656290
And this is what happens when neckbeard losers don't get enough attention and support. They either die as virgins or turn into fucking psychos. Blame your parents.
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>>608649885
love that interview xD
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>>608654239
You fucked up right off the bet with the deepweeb shit!
Deepweb is fucking deserted nowadays! only some cp shit and conspiracy wannabees
>C for effort
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>>608656290
K bud, wana blow smoke go have a dart
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>>608654002
Bullshit. I butcher deer every year and know how much meat it takes to grind to get or any real amount of burger let alone enough too, "feed York friends". If this where true you'd be killing a person and doing full processes, people don't have much meat on them minus the button roasts And most of what we do have would be full of sinew ligaments and other connectar tissue. There is no real place you could harvest anything more than a few bites from with out causing permanent damage because large chunks of removed muscle doesn't grow back. So please stop filling us with shit and go remove the dlido from your ass and use it to choke your self to death
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>>608648404
did you, by any chance, eat peach? you know, it very tasteful
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>>608656290
Is the bureau hiring?
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>>608652505
No. But this is an anonymous website. I want people to think I am special. Before I told people I was a cannibal I said I was in the CIA. Before that, an Army Ranger. While I was in highschool, I told anyone who would listen I was an undercover cop. Its pathological.
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>>608656644
>deer is human

Anon stop..
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>>608656644
You just went full retard
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>>608656616
>imblying the deepweb was ever interesting
only interesting thing to do there would be going into al-quaeda/ISIL recruitment pages etc.
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>>608652814
>>608656695
Yeah. I know that guy too, too secretive of an activity to give away any real info about it lest he be "revealed."
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is this thread finally kill or will OP finally post something of interest?
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>>608654592
thats so hot 17/f/uk
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>>608656400

It is my experience that "building up" to killing can take quite a while. You end up putting a lot of pressure on the act. It becomes so important, so you wait for a perfect opportunity, to ensure you don't spoil it or lose out and get caught.

As much as I dislike and avoid cliches, it is a good idea to get a hold of a few animals first and kill them in a very personal way. This will satisfy your curiosity, let you experience the act.

My name is Matthew. I am a wildman that roams the highways. I wear a black bracelet.

Why am I telling you that? I don't know.
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>>608657040
We should meet up and share a body together matthew
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>>608657040
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You spelled Black fedora wrong
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>>608657040

ok matthew

My names daniel

I hope we meet so I can fucking kill you
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>>608657040
Can you green text a story?
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No one else remember this is pasta?
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>>608657337
>implying everyone isn't here because summer came early
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>>608656188
faggot
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>>608657272

I could, but I wouldn't get much from it. I would probably just end up walking the dinosaur.

>>608657266
I move around enough that we might. Who knows what the future holds?


I will likely delete these posts now. Happy trails to you all.
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>>608654592
Shut the fuck up, mall security guard. Fucking OP is fucked. Delusional faggot. Rides a bicycle from walmart and says hes "hardcore" god damn you and your kind. Fuck right the fuck off.
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>>608657578

Hope we do come to clearwater fl
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>>608657578
Honestly wouldn't care, board as fuck. Just want some stimulation
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>>608657511
ok. nice dubs.

can I suck your cock pls?
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