cold as fuck

cold

Wet and awkward, unless you don't plan to wash your butthole or switch spots to share the water.

>>608639652
>>608639670
These guys know what's up

>>608639557
Annoying if you actually want some of the water. The novelty wears off.

>>608639557
Chicks tend to steal the shower head all for themselves.
It's a pain.
Captcha : Cliit

>>608639557
Cold, crampt, overrated

>>608639652
This, and awkwardly reaching past each other for soap/shampoo, you end up feeling clammier than anything and never properly clean.

>>608639557
Definitely have to share the hot water, but it's nice, me and my girlfriend shower together not super romantic but soaping eachother down is not bad at all

not fun. can't really fuck.. it got weird.. moved quickly from the shower to the bed..

She wants the water to be near boiling hot. She stands under the water while you sit awkwardly off to the side freezing.

I've lived with various girlfriends and usually shower together. Then again I live in Japan and the showers are a lot bigger so you can stand side by side. It's the hottest fucking thing having a girl soap you up and scrub you down.

It's not great. I think most of the time, if she comes in, I will exit soon after. She walks around naked all day, I can fuck her anytime, no reason to do it in that cramped wet place.

Pretty awesome if you can take a shower where it's not too cramped. Also since you're already naked it's not hard to initiate sex

>>608639759
I'd agree with cold and cramped.. because you are not always under the water your body cools down very quickly
Best experience might be one of those 18 head showers that spray from all sides :)

Its good if you have sex.

Most times I just want to take a fucking shower.

>>608639929
Are the showers bigger or are you two just smaller?

>>608639557
Like needing to take another shower after since you can't actually clean yourself the first time around only now all the hot water is gone

Same as it is to shower with a man minus the penis

>>608639557
op its nice you just have a good shower wich rains above you so both can get watered, also is fking nice feeling her body slide on yours

It's like sleeping with a woman. She takes all the warmth and then eventually just ends up pushing you out of the way.

Rubbery

>>608640081
This is a good comparison

>>608639914
your showerhead is too small.
Buy one with a larger spread and stand against the wall with the faucet so you both have a place under the water

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>>608639652
>>608639670
legit lol'd for the simple fact of it being 100% truth.

>>608640020

Showers are walk-in, they are fucking huge. I am a 6 foot tall 185 pound white dude. The women are small though, for sure.

Been problematic with previous exes, but I haven't tried with my current GF. problem for sex tho, she is 157cm tall, and I'm 180.

>>608640113
This. The water washes away all her natural lube, so you just get a warm, rubbery hole. Of course, the shower's a good excuse not to use a condom, so if you're stuck not knowing what it feels like without, go for it.

cold but would and will do it again and again

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>>608639652
>>608639670

Thanks for the honest answer. I've never even kissed a girl so I have to live vicariously through the experience of others

>>608639557
Cold, inconvenient, mildly to moderately irritating, and not nearly as erotic as imagined.

>>608639933
Pretty much this, after the first few times it more becomes a slight crossover so you wash each others back before getting out so they can shower.

If you're in a normal shower it's small so one person is pressed into the tiles and spends their time dodging elbows until you switch places and it's their turn to dodge elbows

>>608640265

Bullshit, I regularly have sex with my girlfriend in the shower. She is 146cm and I am 183.

>>608640319
How fucking old are you?

>>608640319

I'm really sorry to hear about that, same here, never even kissed a girl either.

Fuck my life.

>>608640402
45

>>608639929
>anything in Japan being bigger than anything in the US

You're kidding, right?

captcha: weebo

>>608640452
shit...
What hapened?

>>608640452
Not me
>>608640402

I am 20, 21 in September

Cold/boring

>>608640452
You cant be serious

>>608639914
B E T A
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if she doesn't share the shower it sucks...

But the last time i was in the shower, we had fun with the soap and we rotated around the water so it wasn't unenjoyable at least.

>>608640371
How fucked up is your back man?

>>608640503

It's because the shower and toilet are in separate rooms. The tub and shower are in a room with nothing else, so while in the West you get a bath tub we get an entire room.

>>608640519
Can I ask why?

>>608640113
>>608640275
you've got hard water.

get a better soap or get a water softener for the hot water heater/boiler.

>>608640593

Standing doggy is easy peasy even with that height difference

There's only enough room for each of you to have water on either your front or back at any one time, which is a drawback, but I wouldn't call it an 'unpleasant' experience by any means, especially if the ambient temperature is comfortable. It's not the best, most intimate thing you can do with your partner though, it rapidly becomes more of an everyday, 'couply' thing that you share.

>>608639914
The boiling hot water stuff is unbearable

Why are you all saying cold?

Can't you poorfags afford hot water?

>>608639557
Slippery

>>608640519
reported lol

>>608640452
i make absolutely 0 effort when it comes to getting girls, but even i've had a kiss. from more than one girl at that. why haven't you?

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>>608640519
I'm in the same situation, anon (21 in October)

>>608640731
I can't

Cramped. I dislike and avoid.
The occasional bj during or right after the shower is cash though.

>>608640711
I've been with a girl on my own height, and even standing doggy then is a fucking pain in the ass.

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Its like taking a shower only someone is always in the way and hogging the hot water while you freeze your ass off touching cold walls/curtains.

Cold, tight, overrated.. But it's beautifull to move your hands on her body especially on tits and ass.. it's so soft <3

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>>608640651

A few reasons
>Fat, eat shit all day and eat food
>Innactive, don't exercise and have horrible "hobbies"
>Play video games, watch anime, and browse 4chan all day and night
>Anti-social, can't socialize and feel awkward starting conversations and meeting people

The worst part is that I just can't seem to get motivated. I know deep down that I need to lose weight and do things and change myself, but I just lack the willpower to do so. It's like I just need someone to kick the shit out of me and make me change, but I'm just so depressed and lost in life

>>608639735
>>608639748
>>608639759
>>608639914
>>608640049


Fuck sake guys, get a decent shower and hot water system.

>>608640840
So you let her peg you?

>>608640081
Why would you have showered with a male unless you are openly gay?

>>608640840

Weird, I wonder what you're doing differently

I have to crouch a little but I put her face against the side of the shower and have her on tippy toes with her ass sticking up and out

>>608639557
Its good with my wife.
I just stand there and she scrubs every part of me. Bit of a blowjob and jerking in the process then i get out and dry, waiting for her to clean herself.
Actual sex in the shower is only good when you have one of those big marble steps, some hotels have them. Otherwise there is too much straining.
So basically showers together are for foreplay

soapy tits does feel good

>>608640896
pay a hooker

>>608639730
Fucking betas. It's up to you to establish stream dominance and if she wants to get her hair wet she gotta suck some dick first. The fuck's wrong with you.

>>608640896
Look, everyone here will tell you to lose weight and gain confidence, but you lack motivation, so you are fucked. Get your priorities straight.

What will you think when you are old and dying?

It's fun if you do it in a huge shower, okay in a regular shower, and pointless in a small shower.

I have a small shower.

>>608640207
That's only one problem, I hate hot showers, the way she likes them you could toss a lobster in for dinner.

Not as fun as they make it out to be.

Gentler skin means they can't take the heat so you'll have to shower in a lower temperature than you're used.
And it's awkward. Because it's either two people washing themselves, in which case... what's the point? Or it's you washing each other and that's just... fucking awkward and you don't really get clean.

As for shower sex. Water isn't a lube and unless you're a beta manlet, most women are too short for standing sex.

>>608639557
You will have absolutely no space, hitting your elbows against the wall when grabbing the shampoo, hitting your girlfriend with while reaching out for the shower head bc eyes closed bc you've got shampoo on your face. You will smash your whole shower, hurt yourself and the chance of sex or blowjob in the shower is nearly zero, but when you receive one of the above, it was all worth it.

>>608640896
>can't socialize and feel awkward starting conversations and meeting people
Disorder of social anxiety, I got that.

>>608640896
>>608640896
i've been there. get closer to god bro. even that isn't an easy fix. you still have to get off your ass and put hard work into it, but religion definitely helps.

>>608640840
>>608640995
I'm different than you guys. My ex was shorter but she had longer legs so it was hard to reach, so she had to bend down. Shit was awkward as fuck. she wasn't great at taking direction either.

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>>608641052

I don't know

I was suicidal a few weeks ago and was taken to the hospital. I just don't know why I can't be happy and be motivated, I just feel so broken as a person and don't know what to do.

Why can't I just do these things! Why do I have to say "I'll do it another day" or "I'll be okay" and can't get my shit together. I'm so fucking stupid

>>608640896
Its all about small consistent steps. A bit extra everyday and you get there

>>608641006
This

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>>608640551
>showering with a girl
>naked girl
>beta

ok buddy

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Depends how spacious it is. Use to fuck a rich girl when her parents were out of town. Their shower was massive, with 2 shower heads for this exact purpose I guess. Anyway, we fucked in there all the time. She couldn't suck dick at all though, all teeth, no motion - sad times.

>>608639557
Its definitly not usually as romantic as you think. Foreplay and fondling is nice (you get more water that way too), but sex is cumbersome. I know thats mainly what you're after OP, but if you like to sit and think about stuff in the shower, and one day decide you wanna just chill in the water instead of rush to the bed, sometimes chillin in the tub and talkin about life n shit is nice, assuming you have a girl like that.

>>608640593
>back
Squat with your legs, standing sex with a short girl is a good workout.

>>608641228
You can still be a beta bitch even if you have a GF.

>>608641232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7cGgWAjBuk

>>608641531
kek
that shit does sound like sad times

>>608639819
Girlfriend and I wash each other. Shower together 4-5x per week. Only time we don't is if we are in a hurry. It can be a bit more time consuming. I enjoy it. Plus seeing my 18 year old Asian girlfriend dripping wet is a sight to behold (great ass but small tits, pretty face).

>>608640731
she takes longer to wash up and i end up playing with her ass or boobs while being cold. its worth it for me but still cold

>>608641155
>religion
Kek

>>608641199
because you've developed a complex or at best a habit.

you're too comfortable and you're making excuses for yourself.

go to an event for a hobby you like and make friends there. People are friendly as fuck at comic con. this will boost your self esteem and get you out of familiarity. then develop new habits that replace your bad ones that are holding you back.

eventually you'll be banging some broad you met at comiccon or or taking trips around the world for international pussy.

weight can be an issue but usually for health reasons. girls don't give a shit about weight as as much as we fear.

>>608641793
don't see the problem if it helps the dude get his shit together.

>>608641199
I'm going to be blunt. STOP BEING A BITCH.

Seriously, get your shit together. Stop acting like your life sucks and everything is doomed, stop being miserable. If you dont care about yourself why should anyone care about you?

>>608641722
>worth it but cold
This guy gets it.

>>608641365
this man is correct

ugly/fat/desperate girls exist