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So there's this fat chick who flirts with me a lot and has
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So there's this fat chick who flirts with me a lot and has implied she'd be up for casual sex. She's the type of person who believes you can be healthy no matter what size you are. She's a 5/10, I don't really like her personality, and I'm pretty sure she's just looking for a cock to reassure herself that she's still attractive so she'll never have to eat a fucking salad. But I heard fat chicks suck amazing dick. Should I go for it?
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Lets see her
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>>608570494
Depends, do you want to fuck?

If so, do. Use protection though, she doesn't seem trustworthy enough not to.
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>>608570494
have dick sucked first and if her pussy smells just walk away
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Fat girls suck the best dick because they are always hungry
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>>608570494
shut up and let her suck your dick op, I've fucked a few fatties, only one didn't know what she was doing, the other did and were happy to do anything I wanted because they were fat.
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Ill bump with more Asa Akira feet
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>>608571246
I always bring my own condoms. I'm up for casual sex. I'm just trying to weigh her attractiveness (physically and personality-wose) with the possibility of an amazing bj. I was hoping people with experience in whale hunting could provide insight
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>>608571553
I assume it's because they're insecure and therefore put more effort into it
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>>608572216
God bless Japan
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>>608571946
I would guess her attractiveness weighs about 200 pounds.
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>>608572941
I'd let Susan Boyle suck my dick if it was going to be the best bj of my life
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No idea don't know how she looks and you aint uploading pics.
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>>608573191
Would you close your eyes?
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Don't be a fucking faggot and fuck her op. I bet if you don't you will regret it someday when you are in a dry spell. Everyone has fucked fat women, its no big deal. Like a previous anon said just make sure to wear a rubber, nothing is more embarrassing then knocking up a fat chick. Good luck op
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go for it then don't talk to her it might encourage weight loss
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If you don't fuck her, I will. I am an experienced whaler and I will harpoon her with my slightly less than average cock.
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>>608571549
Solid advice.
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>>608571946
Fuck her in the dark, if you actually see what she looks like naked it will most likely insta kill your sexpectation boner.
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>>608570494
casual sex with fat chicks is like fat chicks eating a light meal, it does not happen.
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>>608573587
>nothing is more embarrassing then knocking up a fat chick.

i just spit beer all over my laptop you dick.
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>>608574020
If you are slightly less than average, I doubt you even achieve penetration, based on the whale size. You probably just ride the folds, and barely dab into her opening.
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>>608574696
Like I said before, shes the "all bodies are beautiful" type of person. She's worn some very... unfitting clothing before. The stretch marks dude...
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>>608573587
>nothing is more embarrassing then knocking up a fat chick
I chuckled.

>then
Illiterate retard.
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>>608575185
Post pics, faggot.
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>>608570494

I did a long time ago with a chick I worked with. I'm glad I did. She wasn't really fat, just rather chunky, and she loved to suck and fuck. Best two years of my life working fast food.
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>>608575185
Get her to suck you off. If she's any good you'll be rock hard and fuck whatever hole she offers. If she sucks at it she is a completely unattractive useless fat cunt.
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>>608575532
Shes just a coworker I have nothing. I've maybe seen her outside of work three times
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>>608575730
pizza and blowjobs anon, the only 2 things in life that are exempt from being bad under any circumstance what so ever.
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>>608575957
Then get her to come home with you (shouldn't be hard since she's desperate by dint of being a fat ass), take pics, post pics... and then kick her out without fucking and make her feel like shit for being fat.
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>>608576418
Now that I think about it, she'd sure as shit be up for pizza...
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>>608576662
>Now that I think about it, she'd sure as shit be up for food of any kind... all the time...
Fix'd
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>>608570494
Slam pigs are great.

Slam that pig. And deny deny deny
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>>608576614
That will leave her hungry for more.
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>>608577090
Go back to reddit! :D
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