OP here

Watch him and laugh, I don't care... (Behind the singer).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGFMKNNwkDA

>>608525149
dont be an asshole he is your only father you should try to cherish it

>>608525761
will watch

>>608525812
what a fucking gay response
jesus this board has gone to shit

>>608525149
Selfish bastard. Are you old enough to take care of yourself? What he does is not your business. If everyone is making fun of him, it sounds like he could use a friend... And I should think it would at least be the person he raised.

>>608525761
go get your name changed, or convince him to change his name to be more "stage friendly"

>>608526260
He doesn't listen to what I say... When people laugh at him, he says they don't know shit about dance and he continues.

>>608526227
It's my business, I'm his child ! So are my sisters.

>>608525761
Loool your dad is sick in the head. Does he plan on making real money from this?

What was his last job? And what does your mum do?

is this spread some kind of f****** joke I laughed hysterically

>>608525761

Kek'd

Tell your dad so stop the acid

>>608527043
And what are you protecting? Your reputation? His? Is anybody getting hurt?

>>608525149
This reads like a fairy tale. I'm sure you're bound to be a prince or something eventually.
>Your father's a faggot, OP.

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Wow... Check his other videos... That's... Talent...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8REqEfyHBX0

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>>608527949
>Reputation doesn't matter
>who cares if people think your family is fucking retarded
>why does it matter if people laugh at you behind your back

Seriously, reputation matters. You're lying to yourself if you say any differently.

You obviously did something that embarrassed you so badly that you can only sleep at night by telling yourself over and over that reputation doesn't matter.

Dance Motherfucker!!

Goddamn you, DANCE!!

>>608525149
seriously thank you.

I have been looking for a decent thread for like3 weeks and this finally made me laugh.

your dad is fucked.

this whole thing is fucked

>those moves tho

>>608529871
Tfw /b/ is literally 80% porn and 19% hunger games threads.

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>>608529258

This.
Only Assburgers think what other people think of you has ZERO influence in their lives.
Do you fucking live alone, under a rock, self sufficiently? No? Too bad. You need to interact with other human beings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGFkRBXne-I

christ that sucks

my father always wanted to be a pilot and when he retired he took lessons in one of those little cessnas and bought half of one with a guy at the airport and like once a month he flys my mom somewhere out of state to eat at a restaurant or see a museum or something

my dad loves it and it is not embarrassing, i hope i can pick something like that to do if i have an old my crisis

>>608525149
OP are still here?

>>608525761

dude naw

how old is he

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>>608530384
Hard old school techno?
If your father dances to this, post video asap.

>>608525149
Good for him that he is attempting to live his dream. That is the true path to happiness.

Too bad he ignores his family. In that regard is is weak.

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>>608530692
Already had webm made for it.

Dance Motherfucker!
D-D-D-D-Dance Motherfucker!

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>>608525761
>tfw this is literally your dad

You can see he is trying, really putting some effort in it. But he just comes out so amateur-like.
Also, I don't think the style fits his age.

>>608529258
>Obviously afraid to do something that embarrasses you so badly that you can only sleep at night by justifying your fear of others opinions by 'protecting' others from their own lack of inhibitions.

>>608530207
Never said that it has ZERO influence on your life. That degree to which that influence matters varies WIDELY.

>>608525149
>>608525761

I'm not a pro dancer or anything but his moves don't look that bad, maybe you could dance with him.

i bet it would be more social acceptable if he were a mime

fucking french people

This needs to be capped.

Seriously just watch this fucking shit. >>608525761

This is "best of 4chan thread" material right here, almost there with the Bean Boy Gang

>>608525149
the only way to restore honor to your father and your family is to become a better dancer yourself

if you could dance your father would be proud and able to see his dream happening in you which would cease his will in this really strange dance pursuit, but thats only if you give enough of a shit to end this. i think you just like whining

also hot tip: if you yourself are ashamed then others will see and be ashamed as well. you have to come to terms with it so it no longer bothers you, its okay to laugh if you think its funny, but you have to try to conceive the thought that your father is being really brave and following his dreams, try to understand and be genuinely proud. other people will look to you to see how you react and determine the truth of the situation based on you, if you think he's pathetic than so will they, if you think he's cool so will they. why? because you're his son

>>608525761
HAHAHA based dad but holy fuck

best of 4chan shit right here and cringe shit

someone cap this thread
it belongs to the "best of 4chan"

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>>608532157
Based anon.

>>608525149

Hey OP

My dad is similar. He's decided that in his retirement he is going to be a writer. He recently had his first book "published," meaning he spent 5K to have it made. It's a supremely cringeworthy erotic thriller, one that's entirely transparent as being his own fantasy (example - lead character has a bitchy wife, so the hero businessman goes into a strip club and is promptly blown by a stripper on the basis of her being impressed by his job). Even in his own fantasies, the lead character is a giant fucking dork who thinks he's cool. And the writing is god-awful.

He's sent this shit to all of our family members, and is super proud. Everyone's laughing at the ridiculousness of this book behind closed doors.

He also won't stop writing lewd things on facebook, often on the walls of random women he doesn't know, and it's all public. Everyone in the family has caught him watching porn and cranking it at various times; he has no regard for discretion whatsoever. My mom is currently divorcing him and he's getting more cringeworthy by the day.

Anyway, I'm starting just to laugh at him as well. So I know that feel.

>>608525149
OP, try having a mother that has quit her job like 15 times to try to go back to school, just to realize she can't do it financially and has to drop out every.single.time. Shes 45 and is thinking about going back to school yet again. Growing up, she'd do it, and us kids were fucked because no money coming in. Now that we're all grown up, when she tries to do it, she bums money off us until we're fucked ourselves.

>>608525149
bump, more people need to see this

>>608531299
>simultaneously implying that I already have done said embarrassing thing and haven't

>afraid of doing it implying I haven't
>justifies it by 'protecting other from lack of inhibition' which could be what you idiotically interpreted my comment as, implying I have already done it.

Logical consistency is for newfags anyway.


Tl;dr: hang yourself with a tape measure

>>608525761
let's make this video famous /b/

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>>608532633
>My dad is similar. He's decided that in his retirement he is going to be a writer. He recently had his first book "published," meaning he spent 5K to have it made. It's a supremely cringeworthy erotic thriller, one that's entirely transparent as being his own fantasy (example - lead character has a bitchy wife, so the hero businessman goes into a strip club and is promptly blown by a stripper on the basis of her being impressed by his job). Even in his own fantasies, the lead character is a giant fucking dork who thinks he's cool. And the writing is god-awful.

> Feeling sorry for you...

>>608525761
Wow, damn... I just watched the video. He's not that bad, really. And, while it's not MY favorite style of music, it's entertaining.

>>608525149
you should be ashamed of yourself, your father isn't making anything wrong but you are for your harsh judgement. Also he could have a mental illness, you are making fun of your insane father just to not get ridiculed by others, you are a weak french faggot.

>>608525149
>find random video of old men dancing
>make sad story
>????
>profit


He expects us to blame this guys "son". NYPA

>>608533218

every thread has THAT asshole

>>608533133
Dude. In that particular part, the stripper says something like, "I'm guessing you don't get much love at home - is that about the size of it?" Then the character points to his dick and says, "No, this is about the size of it."

IT'S SO BAD

>>608533400
tbf i'm praising this thread but was thinking this. i just wanna believe

>>608531122
chug bleach faggot

>>608525149
you won't be so ashamed of this when hes dead

>>608525761
Your dad is a fucking badass for doing what he really wants and not giving a shit. Not a lot of people can say that

>>608528981
this fucker is in shape

i bet he's ashamed of his son's weak form

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>>608532037
>i bet it would be more social acceptable if he were a mime
>fucking french people

lokek

>>608525149

Let this be a lesson to everyone: Following your dreams isn't always a good idea.

>>608525149
that's your dad man wtf

>>608533546

wow

>>608530207
i formed a strong bond between a tight knit group of about 15 friends, my family, and my girlfriend

at that point in time my conglomerate was bigger and more important than any one person that had something bad to say about me and therefore, i never gave a single solitary fuck about anyones opinion and was able to be myself to the fullest

>>608533012
>>simultaneously implying that I already have done said embarrassing thing and haven't

Yeah, didn't do that.

>>justifies it by 'protecting other from lack of inhibition' which could be what you idiotically interpreted my comment as, implying I have already done it.

Yeah... Uhm, did do that. I don't have to imply you have done it, but it is admittedly logically inconsistent in that I assumed you used the word 'ashamed' properly.

>I'm so embarrassed that I'm starting to laugh at him too, just to stop being ashamed and to put all the shame on him.

Went back to reread. Didn't want to accidentally imply anything. Also, didn't really carry the weight of this statement into my follow up posts. 'Selfish bastard' was all I needed to say.

Of course, 'bastard' is a logical inconsistency as well. You do know your father. And he's a dancer/entertainer with a prick for a son.

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Son, I am disappoint.

>>608525149

At least he's healthy looking.

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at least he's not like that fat fucker who stopped dancing when people laughed at him

>>608533400
This will take two minutes to prove.
Pics or gtfo

Show pictures of your father with your family or any other proof.

>>608534407
old man polnareff

>>608533218
Clearly. It's too obvious.

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>>608534179
You wouldn't say this if it was yours...

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>>608533185
Shots fired.

>>608534407
kek

>>608525761
Holy shit i watched the whole thing this is the best my sides have orbited i love your dad this is totally worthy of the internet maybe you shoulda posted him sooner

>>608525149
>progressive house dad
>damn hot moves
>free dance lessons
change name

embarassing family shit thread?

my dad always makes comments about my brothers' and mine female friends. I mean, it's less inappropriate now that we're older, but he did it even when we were in school. in front of our mom. also checks out EVERY SINGLE WOMAN jogging when he's in the car, with my mom looking right at him like "really nigga?"

it's just embarrassing because he's so obvious and indiscreet. I wish my parents would divorce, mostly because he's a fun guy and my mom is a religious cunt. he deserves to drive a sports car and fuck someone thirty years younger than him.

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>>608525149
french people don't tell the truth

>>608534923
Props to your dad for not doing it secretly.

Two types here:
Do it and keep it secret.
Do it and be honest about it.

Guess which one is more respectable.

>>608525761
Fuuuuuuck dude. Please buy him a fedora.

I like progressive house, but it's EDM for parties rather than... this.

It's his loss. If he's not making money, than avoid ties with him. You're financially stable for yourself, right? Just distance and give your father some time to see how it works put for him, he might just learn on his own.

If you are over the age of 18, stop whining and get a job and worry about your own life. alsi, if your parents are married, you need to shut the hell up, because these types if choices about finances and goals are between your parents. I live 2400 miles away from my family. Just be happy you have yours and stomach complaining.

>>608528981
Holy fuck his dad is ripped. OP is a faggot.

tell him to dance to breakcore
i'd pay to see it

So your dad just wanna dance you say?
kek
>I can dance if I want to
>I can leave my kids behind
>cause my kids don't dance
>and if they don't dance
>then they're no kids of mine

>>608534398
The first guy was somebody I'd seen around before (know for a fact wasn't OP 'cos he would have posted a fucking Picard picture instead of what he did), but the fag you replied to wasn't him.

I don't think Picard could have gone without posting a Picard piece of shit. He can't stop himself on hunger games threads.

OP he's actually not bad at all. Sure I could see it being embarrassing since it's your Dad and he's older but he's not a lousy dancer by any stretch. If he sticks with he, who knows, it may turn into something. Support him, he's pursuing his dream even at an older age, that's commendable in my book.

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Dance Motherfuckers in this thread!!

>>608535188
fair enough I guess

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>>608525812
this. everyone becomes senile sometime op.

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>>608535483
Thanks.

>>608528981
dad is ripped. op confirmed for effeminate fag that is projecting.

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>>608525149
Dancer looks like Richard Burnish or whatever from Jesus Chatline and the other guy in white that joins later looks like his partner.
B8?
If not, I'm sorry for you OP. It's fresh cringe OC

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>>608535406
hhahahaha

>>608525761
Kek, there's someone in the world whose biggest problem is that his 40 year old father became a dancer.

At least he's happy dude, my dad refuses to accept he's old too, sometimes he dissapears for days because he's clubbing.

You know, he's better now.
This is his "early work".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qng5l_TxKg4&feature=youtu.be&t=79

While I'm no fan of his dancing or life choices you sound like a whiny little bitch OP whos only concern is what others think. Grow the fuck up and live your own life sport. His responsibility to you is pretty much over at your age and he certainly doesnt owe you shit.

>>608525149
THATS NOT EVEN ''PROGRESSIVE HOUSE''

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>>608525812
Good job /b/. I'm proud of you.

OP you need to take a job in Paris or somewhere and leave your small town.

Really I would get a job in UK or Germany, anywhere that will take you.

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>>608536481
I want your father dancing behind me like this every day

>>608535406
kek

People tell me to love him and to man up, and stuff...

But fuck you, you don't know how it's like.

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>>608525149
he is giving you the best example a father can give you perharps without knowing, you have to do whathever the fuck you want with your life witouth asking yourself if what you do make somebody else happy, he is a horrible dancer tho! also kek

>>608536481
this is great

>>608525761
Dancing dad is based and OP is once again a massive faggot

>>608531122
Hope you're happy with yourself you wank fuck

>>608537574
stop being a crybaby bitch

>>608534407
keke

>>608537744
You know... In some countries, my dad would be stoned to death...

>>608534556
He commented in the video, there's a whole discussion whether or not "père" is living the life or not.

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>>608537574
You're right, I don't. It sucks that it's hard on you. But like others have said: he's doing what he wants to do, you know?

My dad thinks it's cool to dress like a psychopath with 5 different length shirts and patterns. Huge ass sunglasses and one of those golfing hats. All the while, wearing leather pants and converse.

I've been embarrassed. People make fun of him. But it's what he likes.

>>608525761
Mes cotes se sont envolees en orbite

Really sorry OP, seems like your dad is living in the wrong generation. Shoulda tried 40 years ago.

>>608538423
And your point is?

>>608537574
People have more issues to worry about than your lack of self esteem. Jesus christ, man.

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TBH he is a pretty good dancer

>>608538674
Just imagine your dad. JUST imagine...

Lol, i've seen it on the 18-25, OP is spotted

Dances like shit and looks like a fuckin tool. I think he dancing is worsen by his god awful hair jesus

>>608537574
actually blame ur mom that she chosen such a beta bitch, its her job to find alpha to have kids with so actually she fucked up.ur dad is just being himself-a weak beta

>>608537574
He's your father you stupid fuck and he's having fun doing this. Stop being a whiny fuck and just join him in the fun. Even if the videos are cheesy they're entertaining.

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>>608538991
shhhhhhh

I actually have a similar story. My dad had a high paying job, he worked as a consultant for a company on wall street. My mom worked part time as a mechanical engineer. He didn't let my mom into any of the goings on of the houses finances and blew $200k on a bad investment he wasn't willing to give up on. He decided consulting wasn't for him, and at 46 he started a business. He buys and sells commodities, I never really bothered to ask him about it. He barely made any money off it. About $15k a year. My sister worked as a hotel manager at 20 and made twice that. At the time we owned a very large house and we were paying mortgage on it still and my mom's salary (she started working full time as soon as my dad quit consulting) was not cutting it. My mom always tried to do right by my sister and I, my dad withheld money when he had it, and once he was broke, leeched off my mother. When he started doing "business" he'd just bullshit on the phone with his friends and get pussy when things didn't go his way, which was a lot.He was an ungrateful piece of shit about it too. If I had a dollar for every time my dad called my mom a bitch for not making him dinner when she was tired after work, I'd be able to pay my own mortgage. Thank God they're divorced now.

>>608539136
> Browsing /b/
> Being this Darwinist

Oh and don't dare try to defend it by saying it's what you do for fun.

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>>608537574
>you don't know how its like
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

>>608538925
Oh my God, spare me this bullshit. You don't think my dad has ever embarrassed me?

How old are you motherfucker? Do you have a job? Can you support yourself? Why don't you cut ties with him? Go fuck off to a claustrophobic apartment shithole and work a shitty wage.

>>608539485
i can't see the similarity, your dad is just a dick

Your dad is a faggot, and he's a waste of life. Just like mine. Be your own man, buddy.

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>>608539485
The only similarity here is that you're ashamed of your dad. Granted, justly so.

>>608525761

Listen, faggot, your dad's pursuing his dream, instead of being a sketchy, self-pitying drunken idiot, all-around burden and embarrassment, and soon-to-be suicide statistic.

>>608539565
wtf are you saying, you didnt even attacked me from what should i defend myself?

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What's up with that skunk stripe on his head?

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>>608540233
I suppose the attack is just going to have to be my questioning your intelligence in not being able to recognize the insult.

>>608539958

Other's dads are lawyers, car dealers, doctors, insurance makers, plumbers... Why can't I have such a dad ?

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>>608540413
Daring, is what it is. I might have to take this to /fa/

Also, obligatory french/pepe le pue reference.

>>608539909
>>608539954
The change of jobs and the uselessness of the second job.

>>608540525
at least he's not a deadbeat

>>608525761
if it wasn't fucking french which I totally hate as a language, the song and the dancing could be really entertaining to watch. we have some singers / dancers in germany who do shittons of money just by producing cheesy videos like this. of course they don't take themselves too seriously, whereas your father is dead serious which urges most people to cringe and make fun of him

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>>608540525
is this a serious question? who really wants to be any of those things? he's not playing by their rules any more. good for him.

>>608540525
cus god doesnt like you

To the OP: Your dad isn't hurting anyone by dancing in his music videos which are actually fairly entertaining because of how amateur and kitschy they are. He's found something he loves to do and wants to see if he can make money from his passion which my father has done successfully with his love of making music and jingles. Why don't you stop being such a faggot and join your dad in enjoying life?

>>608533013
> german masterrace dancing in

>>608540726
Who're you calling a deadbeat ?

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>>608540723
Okay, I guess I see your point. I think it's extraneous, though, as OP has not implied his family has experienced any ACTUAL suffering as a result of this.

>>608540848
>playing by their rules
>being this dumb

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Niggah, my pops owns a "small business" and does all the corny ass radio and tv commercials.

When someone gives me shit I laugh and say but guess what, your dumb ass is talking about him.

Now no one gives me shit about it cus its part of who i am and who he is. No big fucking deal.

>You just a punk bitch.

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I vote this as the new face of /b/

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>>608540848
Based Spacey.

>>608540848
I'm not a dirty hippie anarchist...

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>>608541086
your father. your father is a deadbeat.

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So your dad wants to follow a passion he's had for a long time, a passion he's probably either put off because he collapsed to public opinion the way you're doing right now or simply because he was raising you and your siblings and you're ashamed of him? If anything, he should be ashamed of you for being so weak and narrow minded. Although then he probably wouldn't think that about you, because he loves you and wants you to be happy. Not that you'd know anything about that.

>>608541398
Uh... what?

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>>608541398
you don't have to be a dirty hippy anarchist to do something you love instead of being a cog

OP will never be as cool as his dad.

>>608542038
>>608541557
Dirty hippie anarchists like my dad and the people encouraging him follow dreams and "are themselves". Workers like me and my mom work and get serious and support the world on their shoulders.

>>608542448
you don't need the whole world working in modern society faggot. Get with the programme.

>>608525761
today a star is born

>>608541960
Yeah, OP should be proud of his dad for following his dreams. OP should be a man and not give a shit what others think.

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>>608541960
If he loves me and my sisters, then why doesn't he care ?

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>>608542112
OP WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS HIS DAD.

Wow!! I love this girl's face.. Got moar?

>>608525149
OP should watch little miss sunshine

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>>608542448
Oh, my shit... There actually IS no hope for you.

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>>608542983
He's not COOL FFS !

>>608535406
gg i keked

>>608542448
Dirty hippie anarchist.. what a stupid analogy.

>Implying there is no such industry
You and your mom are just another statistic, like me and the rest of the working class. You don't support jack shit and nothing would happen if your ass didn't exist in the first place.

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>>608543493
Because cool is binary. Long live cool dad.

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>>608543354
hey man don't go giving up on people
maybe his dad will inspire him one day

>>608535406
My sides were in orbit just by the first 2 posts, but you just cranked it up to 11

>>608543493

>experimental slow motion cowboy house dance
>not cool

pick one

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>>608543879
My bad... My bad. I'm just losing faith.

He's shaming french army too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8UrtYK97nY

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>>608544178
I'll take 'experimental slow motion cowboy house dance' for 1000.

>>608542983
COOL DAD BRE

>>608541166
it's just le beginning m80

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>>608544222

>>608542974
cause you are grown now.

The world must know
Check 'em

>>608544308
I think the French Army has been shameful a long time ago. (fyi loosing every goddamn war).

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https://youtu.be/GBHrvo_d5x4?t=13

Every god damn video is better than the other...

This man is SO talented.

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did this, i'm never sure what to include in a cap of a thread tho

>>608544308
What war did the US win since Korea ?

>>608545221
the war on terrorism

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is this your cameo op?

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>>608545221
Shit dawg, we didn't even win the Civil War.

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>>608545331

>>608525761
This has to bait. Oh god my sides.

>>608545221
>implying I'm American

>>608534407
Scooter.

>>608528981
If i was at the age and in that shape i would try porn. Your dad is an idiot.

>>608545221
The U.S has won most invasions since Korea. The French army became outdated in WWI and II.

>>608546456
No need to invade a country if you can't hold it after.

>>608525149

He's chasing his dream. You only live once, might as well spend the short time you're on this planet doing something you love.

>>608545016
The only problem is you can't click on the videos... It'll have to be in the post.

>>608546839
why do you hate freedom

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>>608534407
Scooter.

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>>608547153
Land of the free

>>608546839
The Americans don't "hold" or "occupy" a country, it's the 21st century. They install puppet governments or western backed dictators. This is the case with many countries Americans invade.

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>>608547150
or anons can do it themselves and not have to be spoonfed like niggers on welfare, anyway it's not much of a problem

>>608544996
>pot leaves at 3:05

Hahaha oh wow

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>>608525761
oh putain il est possédé par quel démon ton père?

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>>608547698
This thread is about dancing and following dreams... WHY DO YOU SPEAK ABOUT WAR !? GOD DAMMIT !

>>608525149

how old are you op?

im guessing you are in your teens because who the fuck cares if your father likes to dance and what the fuck do your friends have anything to do with that? he just doesnt give a fuck and is doing what he likes to do and if you dont like it, whatever. yes his dancing is slightly funny but its not something i would laugh my ass to sleep every night. get over it

>>608548010
Le démon de la danse !

>>608525149
your moms keeping him around because he bones her well. who doesn't want a fucktoy when the bills are paid?

i don't know how old he his, but judging by the gorilla video he's at least fitter than most other dudes his age. so kudos to your mom- she's the real winner in this situation

tl;dr fuck everyone else when you're getting laid well says OP's mom

>>608548749
They are divorced.

>>608548074

LOL nevermind i said this i jut watched the jungle video

just move out of your house and change your name

>>608548938
My disco pussy for your dad

>>608525761
I must say, beautiful choice of location.

>>608548951
Which video was it?

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>>608525761
if i get dubs this video become the next rickroll

Epic dancing bread

>>608549406
Just hang out in the same nightclubs on fridays and saturdays. Franckly, I think he fucks a lot.

The OP is probably a weak, beta faggot compared to his epic dad.

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>>608525149
dont be a selfish faggot op
just let your dad follow his stupid dreams

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>>608525149
>that frog , this thread

pepe le puny

>>608526534
Oh boy you're fucked. The thing is if he actually accepted criticism with such a dedication he might actually make it as a dancer. If only it wasn't for his ignorance towards actual theoretic knowledge he would not have to find that out by trial and error and making a fool of himself.

>>608525761
Yikes

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DANCE

>>608532037
He IS a mime ! He's french !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnNdyU-e0N4

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>>608525149
You sound like a little cunt. Let your fagdad do what he likes and stand up for something for once.

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DANCE!

>>608528981
>all this wasted potential

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sapmming dance gifs, searching for the one with duane!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGvdVXxFkY4

>>608551267
now there's a fucking bad dancer

>>608551576
ive always wonder
why thom yorke turned himself to a faggot dancer
too much drugs maybe?

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>>608525149
Let's name fat OP's dad
He's embarrassed that he's so not cool

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>>608535406
top fucking kek

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OP did not have a good start in life if he think life is being just another grain of sand in the beach, eventually you will understand your father, he will be long gone tho. also, evidence suggest you're just a little cunt...

Toasting in cool bread

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>>608552284
my god that pic

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>>608525149
When you decide you are ready to tell the world you like sucking dick and that sometimes you stick a little toothpaste in your ass when you masturbate or if you decide to do something with your life, even though chances are against you your dad will still be your dad.

Fuck you and help your sissydad to dance like a bitch in a rave!

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>>608533546
>"No, this is about the size of it."
That's fucking hilarious.

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>>608552284
We aren't unique and special snowflakes, we are grains of sand. Embracing mediocrity is better than suffering for our stupid selfish dreams.

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>>608525761
i dunno, better dancer than me and undoubtedly better than anyone in this fucking thread. His choice of style and music is just a little silly. To be honest the singer and the second dancer are the actually terrible ones. If it's not really effecting your quality of life, just deal with it and be your own person. Your dad wants to dance and is putting him self out there trying to do it, poor you.

>>608525761
Just cracked up on the bus like a lunatic. HOLY SHIT that was funny. Good stuff OP

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>>608553613
i'm done

Instead of dancing he should be a ninja... He has it in the blood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtKTMgOCl3A

Pure moves.

>>608551576
dude he's having fun. Who the fuck are you? What have you done? Where are your monumental musical milestone albums? What's your claim to fame? Fuck you dude. He's killin' it.

>>608554201
Who is he anyway ?