I love sucking my wife's dick, I love trannies and my wife is one. Also Hitler was a great man who gave those Jews what was coming from to them. Allahu Ackbar

I want a divorce cuz I'm fucking a horse.

Call her a jive turkey

This is a big mistake


AYYY LMAO

>>608472174
Roll for this

I like take it up anal

FLAVVVVVAAAAA FLAAAVVVVV

>>608472677
so close

allahu akbar

>>608472174
Roll

Well slap my ass and call me sally

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

>>608471871
Tunnel Snakes Rule

I look forward to both the good times and bad times and even a bear.

God damn I really do love you. I mean, I know I've said it before, and I'll say it tomorrow, but I really need you to know: That I (OP) Love You.

>>608473849
Re-roll

>>608473908
Damn, I give up.

bitch get out im here to declare love to my waifu twilight sparkle brony pride forever

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

i don't

>>608474020
roll for this shit

Niggers lick my anus.

>>608471871
Address everyone who came to your wedding as "Nigga' Bitches" when you thank them for coming.

I love you more than I love Hitler and I really love Hitler. He was cool.

>>608474277
Fucking rolling for this.

>>608471871
I promise I wont cheat on you.... that much

>>608474049
This is nice, rolling for this.

>>608474020
Roll

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>>608474277

>>608474442
almost quads

Roses are red
foxes are clever
You butt is amazing
I'll touch it forever

I'm divorcing you tomorrow

When the priest (presuming you have a priest/minister) says "you are now wed in holy matrimony" Yell "Shit's gonna be pretty fucking UNholy once i drag this janky-hoe into the bedroom, IF YAKNOW WHAT I MEAN" then raise your hand to the minister for a high-five that you both know isn't going to happen.

Then keep it there and try to break the inevitable awkward silence with a "come on bro, up-top" and/or "for real, she's a fucking weirdo in bed though"

I tested positive for herpes.

>>608474553
Hitler did nothing wrong.

DON'T DIVORCE RAPE ME PLZ K THX BYE

>>608473849
>>608474049
combine

>>608475100
roll

>>608474909
roll

‘If you see the black banners coming from Khurasan, join that army, even if you have to crawl over ice; no power will be able to stop them. Allahu Ackbar, sweetie, Allahu Ackbar."

>>608473849
>>608474049
>>608474702
Say all of these if trips.

start singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnG_uLDi7IU

>>608475118
Rolling for this

If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year. But if he was married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him. If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his wife and children will still belong to his master. But the slave may plainly declare, 'I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would rather not go free.' If he does this, his master must present him before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his master forever. (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)

I have the hots for my mother in law

I'm going to beat your puss up like Chris Brown beat up Rhianna

I'm a faggot

Jewish rabbis suck baby dicks.

>>608474909
Re rolling for this

Sorry guys, wedding's off, I'm already married.

I'm gonna fuck you somethin' great tonight.

"i'm gay"

>>608474909
Rollin

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

>>608474909
Rolling for this...

Meh...

>>608476334
So close

>>608471871
If any of you want to know what the bride's pussy smells like , just take a whiff of my dick .

Bitch, you drive me up a fuckin WALL sometimes, but daaaaamn that pussy game as hell.

(Please don't, man, I just wanted to type that and this was the most appropriate thread.)

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams.

So, now we get to do the sex?

>>608474909
Roll

>>608476323
>Rollin' for the Fresh Prince

>>608474909
Re roll for this come on

>>608476612
roll

>>608476706
roll

"I've always wanted to have anal sex and tonight, guess who's getting some?! Haha, but no seriously guys. I have something serious I wanna talk about. I always thought that my best man was pretty attractive and I wanted to hear your opinions on what you think about him. Doesn't he look beautiful today? God damn, look at his junk in them pants. Jesus fucking Christ, I'd fuck that. Hard - just lube me up and call me a nigger cuz I want his tongue in me."

Yippee kai yay muddafackaz.

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Damn your mom is hotter than you, you slut.

>>608476732
roll

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>608476582
>>608476706
>>608476872
roll

>>608476971
Reroll

Swigity, swooty, I'm coming for that booty

New rule: First Post that ends in zero (Unless it is trips) mean the competition is over.

during speech
>>608477104
roll

Men are in charge of women by what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in absence what Allah would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and finally, strike them. But if they obey you, seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted and Grand.

"I will be taking applications for a side piece of ass following the reception"

>>608476323
This

'I've made a huge mistake.'

Don't say anything. Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

I will never ever give you up, or even let you down. I swear i will never run around or desert you. etc etc whole song

Ein Reich, Eine Rasse, Ein Fuhrer. Seig heil!

>>608477330
ended.

Niggers are vermin. Utter vermin, honey.

is it too late to change my mind?

>>608477104
Reroll
Say this at the end of speech

allahu akbar

roll for allahu akbar

U r the dank.
My only skank.
I shal spank
dem big white titties
Tommorrow m'lady.
...I'm an airplain.

Sandy Hook was a conspiracy

durka durka muhhamed allah jihad. Allahu akbar

screw you guys, i'm going home

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>>608477671
R u God

I asked 4chan.org to tell me what to say right now and this is exactly what they said... Fuck im sad.

The avocado (Persea americana) is a tree native to Mexico and Central America,[1] classified in the flowering plant family Lauraceae along with cinnamon, camphor and bay laurel. Avocado or alligator pear also refers to the fruit, botanically a large berry that contains a single seed.[2]

Avocados are commercially valuable and are cultivated in tropical and Mediterranean climates throughout the world. They have a green-skinned, fleshy body that may be pear-shaped, egg-shaped, or spherical. Commercially, they ripen after harvesting. Trees are partially self-pollinating and often are propagated through grafting to maintain a predictable quality and quantity of the fruit.

>>608478151
roll for the avocado lesson

Can i wear that dress when we get home?

>>608478263
kek. rawl

well that was shit.
thank god it's an open bar.

say 'penis' softly, then say it louder and louder until you're essentially screaming the word.

Pretty much play 'penis' with yourself

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

I hope we will have many adopted interracial children.

I am actually gay.

>>608478151
roll

>>608478345
I am actually a raging faggot.

OP is always a faggot

Now we're married, can you please cuck me?

>>608478461
roll

>>608478263
reroll

i am gay

>>608478461
reroll

>>608478660
quads get.

>>608477521
roll

>>608477521
quints

>>608471871
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Alectoris
National Bird of Pakistan. The Chukar (Alectoris chukar) is a Eurasian upland game bird in the pheasant family Phasianidae of the order Galliformes, gallinaceous birds. Its native habitat ranges in Asia from Pakistan and Kashmir, India and Afghanistan.

Instead of smashing the first bite of cake in her face, unzip your pants and flop your dick in it and while everyone watches in awe and amazement quickly hit her in the face with the dick cake. It'll be a wonderful story to pass on through the generations. You're welcome.

finally i can take off my chastity belt now

>>608479263
rolling for cock cake

>>608479237
That shit's fly

>>608479263
Reroll (dick cake)

pretend to open the door, get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

>>608479443
>443
you almost ruined a good thing.
think about that for a minute faggot.

ill pay about tree fiddy

>>608479667
close

you almost ruined a good thing.
think about that for a minute faggot.

ayy lmao

We have gathered you hewre today and have a party to tell you that two adults who were living together are throwing a party, and will continue to live together.
I choose to live not in love necessarily, but with this strange woman. Not in monogammy either, but together still, her and I. That is, at least until the inevitable divorce. Look at us, at me, at her. All of you, hopeless.
Whatever it is you have come here to celebrate, I do not know. We are all just going through the motions at this point. Is it at all noble to suffer this fate for life unto death?

>>608479403
If OP is caucasian I suppose it'd be relatively fly.

>>608472174
Rolling

>>608479398
reroll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>608480000
obey my quads

>>608480000
Winrar

>>608480000
quads!!!!!

>>608480000
tbh that isnt trips its quads

>>608480000
ohshit.

I don't want any of you here. You will only be allowed in my life so long as you are good and supportive. Quit being a bunch of dicks or get the fuck out now.

>>608474049
Almost cried, roll

>>608479918
At least, that's what all of the young ladies say

>>608480000
godamn. wish me luck.

>>608480000
WINNAR WINNAR

>>608480000
so does he say "reroll" or does he do cock cake?

>>608474909
Need to roll for this

>>608480350
i do the cock cake.

Poopy poopy poopy poopy

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>>608480516
>>608480299
I feel really bad OP. Sorry for rolling quads but you have to obey. It is the rules.

>>608480000
Quads are not trips. This is one of many sad facts of life.

>>608480678
Looks like it

My wife is a nigger and i hate her