so I'm about to be a bestman at a wedding in may. using one word at a time; write my best man speech for me.
>try and get at least some points across
his name is dylan and his partner, carolyn.
will deliver full copied post when satisfied with length.
Dear
Niggers
Fuck
Dylan
My
Wife
Loves
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>>608201700
CHECK 'EM
Dylan,
fuck
off
me
my
Carolyn
is
a
a
SLUT
Aaron
Niggers
Tits
hate
anal
with
pounding
Inconspicuous
jews
sand
Rape
furthermore
I
Dylan
Accompanying
Fire
wish
deez nuts
Fucked
divorce
Cucks
furthermore
Furthermore
hadoken
pulsating
Haberdashery
And
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w..t...f
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I
wait, OP u live in Wisconsin? I know a dylan and carolyn
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>>608202740
"Furthermore, hadoken pulsating Haberdashery". has to be the greatest sentence /b/ ever constructed.
>>608202701
Damn great niggers think alike
pedophilia
>>608202889
You might be lucky enough to hear about hte "hadoken pulsating Haberdashery"
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Ejaculating
my
big
Nigger
throbbing
raspberries
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over
when
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Cheating
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>>608201151
Zooted snooters
jewish
cuckolds
WIDECOCK
okay read it back to us OP
What
Terminal
feels
Nazis
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>>608203824
it's like... poetry...
colliding
>>608201151
:))))
I'm going to
in
>>608203824
Top kek.
>>608203824
I didn't know you had it in you /b/, it's beautiful
my
Master
Dickcheese
>>608201151
kek
buttbeads
Was
gaping
without
>>608201151
battletoads
Once
condoms
start
ass
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>>608204115
nope, THIS is the greatest sentence ever
pimpmobile
annihilate
And
Allahu
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tie
cuckolds
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Cthulhu
cant
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Love
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Toppest kek
henceforth
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>>608204684
beams
Cara delevingne
eviscerating
peeper
FUPACANOE!
Batman
started
cunt
Prolapse
batman
My
inside
hemroids
batgirl
Until
If
prejaculate
>>608203824
OP you are the greatest best man ever. We're going to get you laid dude.
>>frostbite
dylan
and
niggers
>>608201999
Them trips
jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams
juggalo
gangbang
cannot
Oilcan
the
vitamins
Niggerfaggot
Amoeba
>>608205125
doesnt count you glorious faggot
With
Then
Jesus
deep
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in
>sometimes, you cannot oilcan the vitamins, niggerfaggot ameobeas.
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krusty
Gloryhole
buuuuuuut
>>608201151
therefore
fuel
Granny-tits
Voltron
fuel
Forgoing
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>>608205449
git rekd sun
cuckolds
grampygums
ORGY
1,21
melt
>>608201151
the
my
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Shitstains
steel
hail
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with
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thus
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the
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BBC
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Foofighters
Know
gay
marriage