>>608176234
I fractured both my arms. Thats it.

>>608176234
schitzoaffective disorder its a mix of bipolar and schitzofrenia it ruined my career in the army and now i have nothing to live for except my mandatory injections

Headache

smashed my knee pretty good, needed to get surgery on it

Tore my ACL

Broke both of my legs in a head on collision 2 weeks before graduating high school. Shattered my right femur and snapped my left tib/fib in half.

>>608176455
Do you see a therapist?

>>608176670
this

shit sucks

deep tissue necrosis

>>608176455
lol what a fagoot

Cluster headaches.

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Was prying on something with two flathead screwdriviers, the one in my left hand slipped and did this.

Closest I've ever come to puking from pain

>>608176790
Oh yeah. That physical therapy is no fun

Hairline fracture on wrist and hemorrhoids

>>608176234

Paralyzed, full body, nerve damage in hospital for a month.

Had to get catheter put in dick, 4x, that shit was the worst.

>>608177026
i did that for like 2 weeks until i realized i could do it all myself and not give those people money

>>608176787
yes

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>>608176234
Just broke my tib and fib playing soccer the other day.

Broken skull and three spine fractures, was in a week long coma, and my knuckles and knee were peeled off. That was a shitty thing to wake up to.

>>608177486
LONDON
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>>608177351
What's your daily life like? how is it affected? im interested

>>608176234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weZosGF-xvM

>>608177351
VA benefits? Do you have adequate support?

>>608177661
for the first 2 years i had all sorts of crazy ideas in my head. i was pretty convinced i was a god of some sort, and that i was the only sentient being in the world and that everything was a figment of my own imagination like in a dream.

now i don't believe in anything and it doesn't affect my daily life except i have no emotions about anything anymore

>>608177317
I told them shit like that while I was there. On a positive note, oxycodone is now my favorite drug

>>608176455
Shit man.
For all the fuck good it does, I feel for ya.

>>608176884
Really, no one else? What's be listed as the worse pain a person can feel.
Suicide headaches....?
Worse then child birth?

Folks have killed themselves rather then deal with this 97% uncureable pain.

>>608176234
I had a paper cut once, it hurt bad!

>>608178230
Smoke some weed or go get prescription pills.

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>>608176234
Lost my leg in a car wreck.

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>>608177112
Did you reccover from that?

>>608176234
Severed spinal cord in a car wreck. Rolled three times, crushing my T-11 vertebrae severing the spinal cord, along with a fractured C-6 (that didn't cause nerve damage), bruised lung, and brain bleed. Paralyzed (with no sensation) from the belly button down, constant back pain, wheelchair, shoulder issues from using the wheelchair, etc.

It was a hell of a wreck.
>pic related: the truck I was in. I was in the passenger seat.

I was a moose once.

>>608178784
can u b my gf?
pls?

i'll take care of you really special and treat you amazingly

>>608178784
Maybe you'll find it someday.

>>608176234
Limerence.

>>608178784
if its really you, timestamp, you always post in these fucking threads

>>608178669
Doesn't work for cluster headaches. Both my dad and uncle have dealt with those. Uncle was on suicide watch for a while because of them.

Best remedy I've ever seen is pure oxygen via a non-rebreather mask. Apparently it'll actually kill the pain with cluster headaches.

>>608176234

Burned. Spent six weeks in the hospital getting constant surgeries.

>>608176234

broken heart. shit hurts bad. thanks for brining it up OP.

>>608176992
And did what? Chipped your nail?

Faggot

>>608178950

Yeah it took me a few years to recover. I still have nerve damage everywhere, it's annoying as fuck.

>Pins and needles all over, especially in arms/legs
That fucking "lightning" tingle feeling sucks. Trying to sleep? nah here let's make it more intense. Cold weather, I got you some pain especially in your feet.

What happened to you, shit fucking sucks. I don't really know what to say other than sorry that happened to you. Stay strong /b/ro!

>>608178669
No fuck tardo. can't smoke weed, cuz I have a real job. And as for scrips. Can't do anything that affects my awareness ... for my job... and.. clusters are sparatic. get meds... headaches gone.. meds go bad.. oh hey.. headaches back.
Its hit or miss. I won't get them for months .. then pow. 2 Weeks of, evey day, at the same time, migraines so bad you can't think or reason straight.

>>608179713
Try, jammed under it and ripped it half off

Faggot

Fractured disc in my lower back after being bent over the wrong way during a hockey game. Ended my career and now I have nearly constant lower back pain. Tried surgery but the disc is degenerative so it only gets worse over time.

>>608179602

I feel yea man. It hasn't even been a week yet since she left me.

>>608179904
>>608179397

Seriously, try getting a script for an O2 tank. That shit actually works, isn't expensive, and doesn't go bad.

>>608179845
Eh, shit happens. You can either sulk and get depressed, or man up and move on with life.

Besides, the parking is fucking awesome.

I got both my legs and arms blown off on 9/11, i also only have 1 eye and a big chunk of my skull missing, other then that my dick head was bit off and my testes exploded cause they were put in a vice, last thing is a 15lbs cactus in my asshole

>>608180634
and can steel fuel melt jet beams?

>>608180358
If and when they come back. as I'm sure you uncle told you... you never know when they will start happening.
I know a few "old wives tales" that "sort" of help. but.. yeah. They suck.. and I've ...... learned...... to deal.

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>>608178953
o ya ?

>>608176234
Collapsed Lung

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>>608176234
a broken heart...

>>608176234
I broke my penis in half while fucking your mom's sweet, sweet ass.

Accidentally threw about a cup of boiling water in my face because my hand touched it while I was scooping it out of the pot

>>608178950
Where are you from? I live in Minot

>>608176234

I broke my right arm three times. That's it I think

>>608179904
you can't call someone a fuck tardo and pretend like you have a serious job then spell sporadic sparatic. You are probably a fry cook who likes the attention you get being special....fuck tardo

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>>608176845
Delicious

Apples and oranges.
I'll just start listing them.
Hurt knee while high as hell on something. (I was drugged.)
Flipped SUV and got concussion and some scrapes and scratches and a crick in my neck.

Stitches few times as a kid.

I am sure I have kidney and liver and brain and whatever else damage from chronic binge drinking. I had a stomach ulcer that I think isn't completely gone.

I fell down and hit my tailbone and it hurt badly for days.

I had epididymitis. That was scary.
I'll cont if I feel like it and I think of some more.

>>608181249
One Leg, But Still Hot

Shit.. far as I'm concerned I've won.
Self induced and "my emotions don't work" pain is crap.
you rolled your car... your fault, deal with it.
You dont feel no emotion... wah. (I might let this slide if you have done some bad shit because of this.)

>>608182381
It's the opposite leg as in the other picture, but alright

>>608182381
:) thanks

>>608178230
Psilocybin. You're welcome.

>>608182603

What are mirrors ?

>>608180099
thanks man. been like a year...

>>608182603
First pic is a reflection you idiot

>>608182603
retard alert

>>608182603
Your parents must have dropped you

When I was in middle school I fell off a horse. That night I felt the beginning of a terrible pain in my nuts. It was an incredible pain and one of my nuts began to swell up. Doc only suggested an ice pack. Anyway, over the next couple days one of my nuts grew to the size of a huge orange or grapefruit and stayed that way for a month. Major pain.

Finally it shrunk back down and stopped hurting.

>>608176234
All occurred in car wreck:
Fractured femur
Broken jaw
Arrow to the knee

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>>608180014
My nigga

>>608176234
Led a blessed life, no real injuries. But when I was in High school, I had really bad ingrown toenails on my big toes. It was to the point that when I took my shoes off after football practice, the socks would be soaked in blood 2-3 inches down. Dealt with the pain for a few years before getting surgery and they never came back. Not that bad though.

one time I stuck a meal-worm up my nose and it bit me.

>>608181089
Not an old wives tale. Like I said, both my dad AND uncle have them. The O2 trick works.

>>608181941
The fuck I can't. I drive 500 miles a day, delivering the shit you buy.
I spelt a word one letter wrong because I home for the one day off a week I get off, and have had more then a few beers.
tardo, go do your homework... and not your English... as that (which is a shit subject) is you're only strong point.

>>608181715
Bismarck

>>608182312
Ever since the last time I went to a dentist, I have hollows between my teeth that store food like like fort Knox stores gold.

>>608176735
Cast or steel rod? Snapped my femur in car wreck. Was a teen at the time. Dad told them to put in steel rod. Had me up and walking in 2 days. Pain was so bad I was put on morphine.

>>608182704
I've heard this one works too, but if the guy gets drug tested, he can't use it.

Skidded on my leg over an entire diving board. That burn hurt like a mother fucker, could barely walk for six weeks.

Today I woke up with a broken thumb. Didn't really hurt, but I knew it was broken (broke my right hand give years back). No idea how I broke it, was in Philly last night with some friends drunk as fuck. No one has memory of me being in pain, taking a serious fall, ect. I was even basically carried to bed. I just don't understand what happened and why its broke

>>608177486
Show us your boobs.

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Fractured my 3rd and 4th vertebrae in 4 places
6 concussions

>>608183445
No.. O2 isn't the wives tale. I know of a few chead temporary fixes.
like snorting Chile pepper. Yes it works... for a bit. the major nerves affected in a CH are behind the nose/eye... the -pain- of the chile powder is a this pain>that pain effect.

>O'd
>Hit by a car and snapped my leg that put me in a cast for almost a year.
>Kidney stones
>Sciatica cause by a herniated disk.
>Just a shit tone of psychological trauma and problems, depression and ocd only really stick out.
>Kidney stones and sciatica are the worst things on this fucking marble that could happen to a person.

>>608176234
I got hit by a motorbike while crossing the road, when I was 5, broke my front tooth and gave me 4-5 stitches in the head, but that's it

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>>608183183
Problem faggot?

my pee pee was red a few times

I was driving around a curve, and a drunk driver hit me head on. My buddy was with we, but was relatively unscathed. Bumps, bruises. He hit my side. I broke my left femur and left ulna. Had to get surgery for them. Femur was really bad. I am healed now though. The drunk that hit me was in a Coma for like a week, lol. He is now in prison, will be out in a couple years with a stretched asshole.

>>608185230
aids

>>608179397
Take psilocybin mushrooms. No I'm not joking, look it up. You're fucking welcome.

Got a couple bad ones. I'll list

Stabbed in right lung which turned into a sucking chest wound.
Had the bottom of both feet ripped off cheese grater style on gravel.
Shot in the right calf.
Dog bite on back of my neck, shoulder, and forearm.
Almost died from pneumonia.
That's pretty much it

>>608185692
Yes.. that helps. not readily available, and not .... job secure.
I so wish I could when they happened.. but... I can't.

>>608185692
I know you're not joking, but that shit shows up on a drug test. That's the problem.

>>608186251
Use LSD then it is not in the SAMSA 5 drug test. Trust me, I did LSD the day before I got drug tested. It is parts per million and has a half life of 30 minutes. Now, good luck finding legit acid, but if you do, there's no worry of being drug tested.

I was 12 and some idiot on Xbox Live told me to take an orange, slice it in half, put a piece of gum in between the two halves, gently lay a single pube on the piece of gum, and finally put a single drop of "ball juice" on the pube to make it stick. After you do all of this, he said, close the two halves of the orange with a rubber band and let the whole thing sit in direct sunlight for a full week. He said once the week passed, I could eat the gum and I would get really high.

I tried it and I became so sick that my mom had to take me to the hospital.

>>608183821
Both rods are titanium. I was walking (albeit with a walker) the day after surgery. It took me a full 6 months to be able to walk normally again. It was fun telling old people I was using the cane one the wrong side, because all they saw was my walking boot for my left leg and didn't know about my shattered right femur.

>>608186440
Meant to say SAMSHA

>>608176234
somebody called me a "newfag"

>>608177486
lol why are your fingernails painted you gigantic faggot

>>608178784
it's always in the last place you look

>>608179131
lol'd

>>608176735
Why does every graduating class have one kid who gets horribly injured like one month before graduation?

got bit by a big mean rat yesterday tooth went clean through my thumb and now i got rat bite fever and antibiotics

>>608186880
I'm the guy you're responding to. I don't know, but my school had 3 kids dies 3 years in a row before me. I graduated high school 6 years ago though and it seemed to have stopped.

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>be 5 years old
>on swing set in whitey-tighties
>standing on the swing while being a spaz
>lost balance and somehow fell towards the left chain, with the swing seat inbetween my legs.
you know that S shaped hooks that hold the swing seat?
>S hook grabs onto my scrotum and i continue falling
>end up hanging by my scrotum with one of my testes hanging out, screaming for my mom
>the scar still exists, and extends beyond the physical realm..

>>608186743
Fucking kek

>>608176234
>be me, 7
>in old parent's house
>time is 8:30pm
>i want ice cream for some fucking reason
>i decide that the fastest way down was to slide down the railing
>so i did
>2 seconds later, fall
>ohfuck.gif
>grabs stair edge carpet
>remembers its carpet and not wood so can't grip
>falls
>lands 3 floors down on chin and left leg.
>lotsablood.jpg
>5 year old sister bawling
>can barely remember what happened next since i lost a third of my blood going to hospital
>finally make it to hospital
>some kid looks the same as me, with bowl half filled with blood and flesh chin
>start to talk gibberish
>eventually faint and pass out
>i wake up 4 hours later
>doctor realises im awake
>sews stitches into chin anyways with no painkillers/numbers
>IT FUCKING FEELS LIKE BEING EATEN ALIVE
>come out later, can't walk and can't chew (broke jaw as well)
>i finally get my ice cream
after that, I couldn't ever eat food the same. I still cant chew normally

>>608186440
.... that incredibly convoluted for a treatment
>fuck.. I had a CH yesterday
>lets find some motha fukin LSD and shit.
> pain is gone...... so am I like.. forever.....gif?
>Like 1/1000 - 1/10 chance of drug test in next eleven hours.

>broke a rib and pierced my lung
>piece was huge and lodged in solidly
>it took a crane to get it out

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>>608186678
Because I'm a gigantic faggot. Why else ?

>>608187728
cool. me too.

can i see your penis?

>>608187549
They have to have a test specifically for testing LSD which costs thousands of dollars, and not only that they have to get you while you're on it. There is absolutely no fear of testing positive for it. It isn't even in the extended drug test.

>>608176670
Fuck off tom

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Cut my arm open with a chainsaw. Not intentionally. Hospital fixed it up pretty well but i still have scars.

>>608176670
>Tore my ACL
>Anal Connective Ligament

too much hard butthole sex huh?

>>608188088
this is true. LSD tests are very expensive, and are rarely used except for maybe some government jobs.

>>608187230
holy SHIET thats funny XD but also intensely painful did it pierce any testes?

Permanent tinnitus from damn near constant childhood ear infections.
constant EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that's always there.

Broke both of my arms falling off a treehouse.

Sure it sucked, but I'm all fine now and it was pretty funny in retrospect.

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>>608187897
You'd like that wouldn't you ?

>>608188672
well yeah, why wouldn't i ask if i wouldn't?

3rd degree chemical burns on my knees. Pics are lost.

>>608188088
I don't doubt that..
but again.... if not gleaned from earlier post.....
Its not like,as a trucker, I can just.... find pure LSD at random truck stops

>>608188384
Also LSD is in my opinion the most enjoyable drug out there.

>>608188755
I don't have a dick

>>608188990
that's okay, i'm not gay.

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>>608186743

>>608188464
nah, just the scrotum. I barely remember the initial pain due to shock, but I do remember it hurting like a bitch while I was stuck and hanging, yelling for help.

I do however have a 4 year old child now, so at the very least that proves nothing of importance was compromised.

>>608188945
I'd still say, as a trucker, just carry the O2 tank in the truck with you. Pull over when an attack hits, and breathe deep.

Might eat away time, but it would be safer than trying to drive with clusters.

>>608176234
Broke my right leg in two places.

>>608188981
Yeah, to me it is absolutely the most important (and fun) drug I've ever experienced.

That being said, it requires a great bit of respect (to the drug) and self-discipline to fully make the most of it.

>>608185972
The fuck you live at, Detroit?

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>>608189994
I agree wholeheartedly. Respect the drug, respect yourself, and let it flow.

>>608189487
Yeah.. I'm sure. Thanks man. I only seem to get them the same time evey year. I just pull over and sleep/ pass out for and hour..... or three.
Same as with the lsd.. O2.. Can't reallt go to a doc and admit to a crippling pain and want a cure just a crazy.

>>608185972
>Had the bottom of both feet ripped off cheese grater style on gravel.
this literally made me shudder in horror

I got a dick infection from raw-doggin a nasty girl, had to get a chunk of the right side of my penis removed before the infection spread.

think it happened because i chafed myself dry masturbating earlier that week, and it left a scab. she was pretty dry when i fucked her (almost 60, they all get pretty dry) and it broke open the scab enough.

the worst kind of regret...

>>608191102
so you got like a half-penis?

pics?

>>608190352
Actually, rural Alabama. Stab was from a methhead I was trying to pull out of a car wreck. Gun shot was from a friend who threw a loaded rifle behind the seat of his truck.

>>608190761
They were ground down to the bone. I'll tell the story if you want

>>608176455
that's not an injury

I fractured my neck playing rugby

>>608190590
Most docs know cluster headaches, and know that O2 works. It's worth a shot.

>>608192356
>They were ground down to the bone.
fuuuuuck i don't know why but goddamn man..

> I'll tell the story if you want
i'm going to regret this.

tell me

>>608190590
>>608192521

In fact, here's a link to the Mayo site actually recommending O2 as a treatment. I'd say that makes the cure a bit less "crazy"

>>608193111

Forgot the link

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cluster-headache/basics/treatment/con-20031706

>>608193179
botox injections can help also

>>608192024
i'd rather not, sorry.

also all i have is a shitty low res webcam.

i live a modest life...me and my ha'penis

>>608192548
Me and a couple friends had access to a lawn mower with a hitch and a trailer. Hitch was a little too small so to keep the trailer on we had to keep weight on the front side of it. I'll try my first green text, sorry if I fuck it up
> there's some shit that needs moved
> fuck carryin that shit
> ill-fitting trailer time
> load shit, sit on front rail with friend
> going up this driveway
> basically gravel with a little bit of asphalt to hold it all together
> barefoot and swinging my feet
> feet go too far back
> feet grabbed by gravel
> sucked under trailer and pulls me into standing position
> yelling to stop
> get dragged close to 15 yards
> finally stop
> push trailer back and look back
> streak of blood, skin, and a few bone chunks at the end
> walk home through hay field
Nearly lost my feet from that.

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Exposed fracture, broken fibula and tibia while riding my motorcycle some months ago, the external fixator was replaced with a plate and now i can walk and even run again :)

>>608176234
I had a hangnail once. it was pretty annoying.

>>608176234
shattered clavicle in four places
dislocated tibia
dislocated shoulder

>>608181249
Agreed. Sexy would bang/10

>>608184821
hi

>>608184821
whats' this? wrinkleface?

I dunno its a close tie between cracking my skull open car surfing or getting shot in the gut at work...
Cracked skull didn't hurt much at first but was in pain for months getting shot in the gut hurt so much but after a day it was just really sore..... Yay drugs

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>Approx 9/10 years old
>Hear icecream truck
FUCK YEAH
>Ask my mother for some money to buy GREAT WHITE popcicles
>Grab the dosh and bolt out of the apartment
>Taking leaps and bounds down the stairs, across the complex
>Buy 2 great whites
>FUCKING PUMPED
>Sprint my way back home to put one in a freezer
>fuck following the sidewalk I run through the grass.
>Hiddenrock.jpg
>Trip over a rock embedded in the dirt, fall on my face.
>roll on my back, can't breathe cause I got the wind knocked outta me
>Great whites are safe
>Begin laughing histerically
>All of a sudden my shock wears off and I'm in pain.
Fractured my right wrist. Experienced mild arthritis after it healed, and I couldn't play the cello anymore, dreams crushed.

>mfw my mom let me eat both of the great whites on the way to the hospital.

>>608193980
goddammit

>>608193980
that's just fucking horrific. thanks. i'm going to go put some shoes on now.

>>608195109
Highly recommended. Had to soak my feet in some kind of brown liquid stuff that I can't remember the name for. Every time it hurt way worse than the accident. Begged not to do it but did it anyway, and even considered just lopping them. Glad I didn't and that my mom told me to shut the fuck up and deal with it cause feet are awesome

cracked my head open with a river rock
stepped on a nail
got a rock stuck in my arm(still there)

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>>608176735
Did you walk?

>>608176234
tried to buy a half ounce of weed off of this crazy sketchy guy that was withdrawing from spice. he ended up hitting me in the dome with a baseball bat. lost consciousness from bleeding out in my friends arms but we made it to the hospital. needed 6 staples. minor concussion too. if i ever see that guy i will try as hard as i can to kill him

>>608186743
Kek.

>>608195723
nice
epic
i like it