>/v/tards
also NYPA

personal army declined

/thread

Not your personal army faggot. Beat his ass or let him take your girl. If you let him steal her it's your fault. We don't care.

>>608152433
Hmm /b/ is not your personal army you homo

If he steals yo girl then you are the true beta

>>608152433
I don't need to do anything. But since you got dubs... I might play around a bit.

>"I don't know how to stop somebody from making moves on my girlfriend, I feel insecure and I'm going to turn to the internet for help"

Looks like a weab faggot, insult his anime tastes and tell him his waifu is overrated shit.
Then set his house on fire and kill his family

>>608152919
/thread

>>608152919
>>608153177
Samefag too obvious

Bull shit post pics of your girl

>>608152919
I like this idea a lot. Haha.

>>608153390
Nope.

>>608152433
go beat his ass you pussy ass beta.

>>608152562
also you cant /thread your own post you fucking newfag

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>>608152433
Beat the shit out of him. He is a fedora after all.

Gonna call it. Wish me luck.

Are you serious you little faggot? Go fuck yourself OP, and quit ssmefagging your own thread.

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>>608152433
>do what you need to do.
You pretty much answered your own question.
Do what you need to do.
I think this is more serious than you realize.
A girl wants you to fuck up other guys that go after her, even if theyre beta fuckasses, they still have a chance ending up in her pants.
Im dead fucking serious. I have no idea why, but girls love obsessed beta faggots, ESPECIALLY if they have a relationship already.
Experience talking here.
Fuck this guy up.

>le /bee/ is not into thy on-call invasion force. a homosex is you!

I called and I asked him if he was trying to steal someone else's girl. He hung up on me. I need more info. What's his name?

>>608154510
insult his fedora

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Did I do it rite guys

OP give is his email and facebook so we can really fuck him up

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>>608152433
You are the beta for not getting off your arse and beating on that fag, go grow some balls! Bet you watched "we are legion" once and thought ooo....my own personal army?! Get to fuck we are not for hire unless you provide KD
ItgoesonANON

>>608154797
Should I call back?

>>608155257
You have outdone yourself sir
ItgoesonANON

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>>608152433
lol THIS guy is stealing your girl? hahahaah op

rip

>>608152433
I'm gonna

>kidnap you
>submerge you in vinegar for a quarter of a century
>feed you nothing but homeless black man's toenails and burnt smeg patties
>puke straight down your throat
>mitchelinchef.exe
>smear turd all over your face and blowdry it for an impromptu facemask
>put a fishbowl over your head and vent pube smoke into it
>pampered.dll
>hire a fat sweaty african to pick his bellybutton and dispose of the entrails on your inner nostrils
>hire an ensemble of them to pick their ass and wipe it under your nose
>get them to pick their teeth and put that in your nostrils too
>politely ask them to blow snot down your earholes
>floss your teeth with remaining pubes
>fill your lower intestines with concrete so you have to barf your shit back up
>wait until the time comes
>drain the tank
>pull you out of the tank
>peel your skin off with pianowire
>eat you with a spoon from the feet up
>post on here about it
>dubs decides how I eat your eyeballs
>trips decide how I eat your genitals
>quads decide how I eat your mother
>quints decide how I eat your house

The purpose of the vinegar isn't only to pickle your flesh, but also serves to make your bones super soft and soggy. You won't be able to run, and I could loop your arms around into a knot, I could mould your head like playdough. I could contort your jaw to beavis proportions, and there's nothing you can do about it. I could feed you hot dog shit on a daily basis with no reprise. I will be seeing you soon.

Have fun in my pokey, faggot.

Link for the visually and cognitively impaired: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WlGhYrjshF

>>608152433
Somebody find this faggots facebook, so I can find OPs GF, dox his faggot ass and show him the cost of a PA request.

>>608155257
kek'd
serves you right OP, you're more beta than this fool for not being able to deal with his ass

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>>608157461
>mad about OP asking for PA,,
>wants people to be his PA and find faggots facebook

>>608157461
>implying this isn't OP trying to overly complicate a PA request

>>608158390
choke on a dick cockmongler

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>>608157160
WhatTheFuckDidIJustRead.jpg

>>608157160

>Sounds like a plan, can I watch

ItgoesonANON