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Had to text my ex about something for the first time in 2 months..
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Had to text my ex about something for the first time in 2 months.. Dubs/13/69/25 gets reply
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shameless bump
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So....You eva miss mah dick??
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Damn girl i miss you so much
" sends dick pic "
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>>608153470
Re roll
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I miss your dick so much, Paul. I need to feel you inside me


-- Next msg --

Sorry wring number
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>>608153470
Rolling
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hi
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>>608153470
Cmon rolling
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Hey you know... sometimes I really miss all the fun you were in bed, wanna try it again sometime? ;P
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>>608153795
Rolling
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Been dicked good lately?
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I thought the thread was dead, so I sent her this, being she is so damn thirsty
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>>608153470
roll
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>>608153470
Rohl
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>>608153634
Fucking roll
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>>608153852
roll
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>>608153650
They see me rollin'
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You could melt my steel beam
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>>608154070
roll
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>>608152109
how bout I give you le ol' lickaroo.
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>>608153470
roll
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>>608154085
they hatin
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>>608153470
roll
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>>608153470
reroll
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>>608153852
reroll
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>>608154085
They hatin'
Rolling aswell
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>>608154143

Roll
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>>608153470
rereroll
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>>608153470
rollin
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>>608154181
Roll
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>>608154181
reroll
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>>608154311
Winrar>>608153470
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>>608152109
"Yesterday I sucked and fucked a child and he put up a fight but hell It was worth it"
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>>608154311
Winrar
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i eat ass
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>>608154311
Win
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>>608154311
winrar
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>>608154311
Dubs don't lie
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>>608154475
This
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Roll for this
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Let's get married.
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>>608154475
Roll
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>>608154475
Rollin btw this
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I miss u bitch
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>>608154563
Roll aswell
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>>608153470
roll
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>>608154475
R011IN6
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>>608154311
WINRAR.RAR
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>>608154475
rollerino
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>>608154475
rll
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Want sum fuk?
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Op won't deliver
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Oh fuck
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" I'm going to kidnap you and break your legs so you cant run away then analy RAPE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT -Anon "
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>>608155155
Ill send this after she replies -_-
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>>608155082
You are a god
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>>608155155
win rar
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>>608155082
Good job op I'm impressed
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When op delivers
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>>608155082
Gg
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>>608155215
Op wont deliver
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>>608155082
Love your work OP
That is one mangey dick
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>>608155082
well played OP
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Deliver OP
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>>608155082

Hey OP nice deliverance, what is the theme you're running on your iphone to make your text look all nice like that?

also check em
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>>608155082
Ma nigga
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>>608155082
Op don't fuck up try to get laid moron
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>>608155082
Post her reply op
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Uh oh
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She report police now maybe to fbi?
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>>608155804
He did you faggot
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>>608155936
It is a tweak I made called CustomMessages :P\(available from BigBoss)
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>>608156166
Would you rather in person? ;)
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>>608156166
Say " hey youve sucked it slut "
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>>608156166
Kek
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Get a better looking dick OP
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op here. bitch isnt replying. spiderman thread now
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>>608156166
Is that your dick or random intrerweb dick
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>>608156166
you know you want it. If you don't want it then i will forcibly give it to you
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>>608156166
first of all: checked
Second: what a bitch
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>>608156166
Oh yeah and dubs/13/22 get
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>>608156166
"Come on it's not like you haven't seen it before
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>>608156166
Well you've seen it. Can't take it back now. Your turn.
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>>608156419
Don't bother the retard is gonna say some other shit
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>>608155215
Do it Op
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>>608156419
rrereroll
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oops... you're not Kelsey
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>>608156648
reroll
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>>608156573
reroll
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>>608156648
roll
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>>608154941
No it's not.
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>>608156860
I kek I roll
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>>608156166
maybe try a different angle??
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>>608156364
can you explain that in laymans terms OP plz
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>>608156648
reroll
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>>608157101
reroll
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>>608153634
rolling for this
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>>608156860
rollin
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>>608156648
Rereroll
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sorry! my horny dad took my phone
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>>608153634
roll
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Bitch I've been around your snatch now how bout we trade
Check dem trips
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>>608156648
rereroll
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>>608157162
>laymans terms
Go to cydia. Type in CustomMessages. Download. Enjoy
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>>608156166

Nigger and I'm not even mad.
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Not as nasty as your worn out meat curtains"
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>>608156648
Rolling
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>>608157597
ROLL
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Bae I want you back bae ooh bae bae ye bae
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>>608157597
Rollin
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Sorry that was my friend
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>>608157597
Roll
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>>608156166

Send her a pic of Hitler and say "Heil Hitler"
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>>608157550
>mfw the iphone aint jailbroken

fefe is love, fefe is life
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>>608157847
Rolling
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>>608157597
Rolly polly ollie
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>>608157942
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>>608157597
Roll
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>>608156648
Rollin
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>>608158044
Dubs got, sending pic
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I'm sorry... that was the a picture from 3 months ago... This is what I really meant to send you (insert herpes dick pic here) I got tested and I tested positive for the herpes virus... you should probably get tested too. I just thought you should know. sorry, I couldn't just up and call you. I didn't want you getting upset.
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>>608157597
Rolller
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>>608158044
Winrar, send text from the image
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>>608158158
Roll
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>>608158238
this 100% this
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>>608156860
Reroll
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>>608157597
Rolls
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>>608154941
Thank you mr cuckold
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>>608157597
Rolling
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>>608158238
holy shit this
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>>608157597
Rollf
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*insert jeopardy music here*
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I'm sorry that was for my dad.
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I do.
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>>608158766
Fuck it I will send this too
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>>608158713
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>>608158713
Thank you op, I'll stop posting spidey now.
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>>608158847
fuckin kek.
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>>608153470
ROLLLL
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>>608158766
>>608158847
Congratulations Mr and Mr Anons
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ask for ass spread pic
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>>608156166
Okay but what that mouth do?
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"OH SHIT!!"
"that wasnt meant for you"

watch her go crazy trying to figure out who you were sending it to, she will think its her sister or whoever you guys were talking about
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>>608158847
When's the honeymoon?
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>>608154941
no
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Teh fuq
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>>608158713
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>>608159184
"OH SHIT!!"
"wrong person"
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>>608159198
In about a week. We are thinking of spending it on /pol/
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>>608159316
I ment the dic pic, the spiderman pic is for you, dic is for papa
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"So can I see your tits one last time?"
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>>608157597
They see me rollin'
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>>608159538
This. Roll.
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>>608159538
Rolling
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Look babe. I'm sorry. For everything. I cannot stand being without you. I need you back in my life. Please, I'll do anything. Come back to me. You are the only one who I've ever loved. Without you my night is moonless. Without you My chocolate tastes bitter. Without you all the fragrances in the world smell like shit. I need you back my sweet cucumber pot. Please come back to me
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>>608159538
rolling 4 this
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"now that I showed you mine, show me yours"
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>>608159538
Roll scroll
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>>608159538
Re rolling
Check em fags
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>>608159787
Rolling for this.
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>>608159567
They hatin'
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real is a feeling
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Can't believe I had a girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put you through you still stuck around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke your heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right
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>>608159787
Roll
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>>608158713
>>608158713
Op is a fucking pussy he said he would post mine as soon as she replied and he responds with a fucking faggot spiderman post
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>>608159988
GODDAMNIT. WINRAR U PRICK
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Muestra las tetas
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>>608159939
Patrollin' they tryin' to catch me rolling dubs
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>>608160033
>Look babe. I'm sorry. For everything. I cannot stand being without you. I need you back in my life. Please, I'll do anything. Come back to me. You are the only one who I've ever loved. Without you my night is moonless. Without you My chocolate tastes bitter. Without you all the fragrances in the world smell like shit. I need you back my sweet cucumber pot. Please come back to me
Oh fuck 2 secs
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op is a faggot
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>>608160437
Confirmed
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>>608160286
Rollin dubs
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>>608159122
winrar
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yeah sorry about that
i've had a couple of drinks and thought maybe after all this time you'd think it was sorta funny

truth is, i still really miss you alot and i'd love it if we could get together and maybe get a bite to eat or something, fuck, even just drinks?

up to you :)
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>>608160033
winrar
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>>608160494
jesus
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>>608160494
> cucumber pot
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>>608160494
Ok op came to this thread so we can tell him what to do Op is PussFag offical
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>>608159494
Dick pic was for my dad, he thinks I should get it checked out due to my sexual activity lately
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>>608159787
>need you back my sweet cucumber pot
my sides
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>>608156166
Holy shit!
OP, my dick curves the same way!

Just for that, I will post the full set of this if my laptop doesnt run out of battery. Im at a friends house for the holiday
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sorry! my horny mom took my phone
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>>608160535
get pic now
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>>608160797
Please don't.
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>>608160742
Reroll
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>>608160494

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You make my dick hard baby, I wanna fuck u so bad until my scrotum fall off jeeez
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>>608161007
Okay Mr. Bond.
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>>608160797
no thanks
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>>608160494
post response faggot
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>>608161007
Lost
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>>608160797
no thanks dickhead
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>>608160797
nty
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>>608160742
Rollin for dis
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what are the jailbreak packages to get your messages looking like that? also, what font is it? walkway?
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>>608161157
>>608161007
Oops wrong pic

I meant this one.
Kinda looks the same, sorry anons
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>>608159122
lets see that sweet brown hole
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>>608160797
no thanks fuckboy
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>>608160808

roll
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>>608161446
Jesus fucking christ that's worse. Just fuck off
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>>608160742
ROLL!
CHECK 'EM
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>>608161535

re rolll
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>>608160797
No, we don't wanna see that shit
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>>608161446
Ill take em :)
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>>608161007
>>608161157
>>608161330
>>608161391
>>608161492
"No thanks" has now become a meme
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So many dubs...
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>>608160026
Roll
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>>608161622

winrar
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>>608160797
fuck off you stupid gay kid
no fucking thank you
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>>608161677
Checked em :^)
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