>>607837204
get

Come on motherfuckers get the game going you boring assholes

>>607837204
>landwhale
>more health

wut

>>607838290
Fat == health
Do you not play vidya?

>>607837204
Rolling stones for Anon

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>>607838824
Anon got!
You begin your story on a street corner. You can see a house, and there is a cop nearby, but he appears asleep
>Wat do

Roll 6 to continue

>>607839233
Steal the cop's hat and run away like crazy

>>607839233
Trade his hat for swamp kush

Steal cops gun, shoot cop, take everything he has, wear his clothing, drive his car, etc

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>>607837204
roland

>>607839233
Knock the guard out, lockpick the door and hide the guard in there

>>607839822
roll 4 dis

>>607839233
Continue walking to your place of work and start your shift.

>>607840142
Rell

>>607839233
Take his hat.

Inject the marihuana

>>607839233
steal his gun

>>607839233
Move him into the middle of traffic while he's still asleep.

>>607839233
Furiously masturbate while listening to Sonic The Hedgehog erotica on your Windows Phone.

>>607839822
roll 6 for dis lel

cum on the cop

Trade kush for hat

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>>607840476
Winrar
(1/3)
You strain as you push the cop out into the road, and it takes quite a lot of doing

>>607840736

>>607837204
Anon

>>607840800

dubs and a 6, cum on cop

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>>607840783
(2/3) after a lot of effort you push the cop into the road

CUM ON THE FUCKING COP

cum on da cop

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>>607840963
(3/3)
A lorry comes and squishes the cop. His gun and some EXP drops.

Roll 7 for next do

7 get cum on cop

>>607841298

>>607841225
take gun for later. sprinkle exp on kush, smoke kush.

>>607841225
It's gotta be cum on cop.

>>607841354

>>607841225
burn the house

>>607841429

>>607841372
rolling for this

>>607841477

fuck you cum on cop

>>607837204
landwhale

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>>607841477
You look at the house, but realise it's made of bricks, and you have nothing to set it alight. Fucking idiot.
Still 7 for next action

cum on cop

cum on the cop

cum on th cop

>>607841663
open secret passageway

smoke

cum on daa cop

>>607841663
Go out on the streets and give people their "daily dose".

>>607841663
Grab gun, shoot window

put your cum on the cop

>>607841663
Become a Communist and scream for "REVOLUTTTION!11!!"

fuck cops corpse

smash windoh

>>607841663
Skull fuck dead cop in broad daylight.

>>607841887

fucking roll

4 get - the EFG

>>607838290
Fat = more defense

>EFG get

>>607841663
walk a little bit down the road and fuck the first living thing I see

>>607841663
take the gun

>>607841887

winner

4 get - EFG

cum on the fucking dead cop already ....

>>607841663
shit on it

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>>607841887
You casually whip your cock out and pour an almighty load over the corpse. It mixes with the drying blood. Since you get in range of the EXP, it is auto-collected and goes into the bar.

Rawl 1 for next action

>>607842354
Your wish is my fucking command shitlord

>>607842469
post pics on b

pick up gun then climb in window

>>607842469
smoke the cop

pick up gun then climb in window.

>>607842469
pet a cat

>>607842469
Pick up window, climb in gun

>>607842469
behead the cop and throw it through the window

pick up gun then climb in window..

pick up gun then climb in window....

>>607842469
Take his pistol and turn it into a shitty SMG using WIZARDRY MECHANICAL ENGINEERING or whatever.

>>607842699
reroll

pick up gun then climb in window............

>>607842469
Take a shit.

>>607842469
Grind nearby farm animals for extra EXP.

>>607842653
roll

>>607842469
use gun to shoot window and climb into the house

>>607842469
Bite off your tongue

>>607842469
Become SUPER SAYIAN 3

>>607842469
take the cops gun and kill yourself

>>607842741

winner

>>607842741
winrar

>>607841663
pick up gun and kill self
restart game as landwhale

>>607842741
>>607842871
Double fucking rinwar

pick up the cops shit and search pig

>>607842871
dubs takes priority

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>>607842741
Stomp!
To keep up I'ma make the rolls harder. Roll a 20, 40, 60, 80 or 00 for next event

>>607843224
rolling for >>607842911

>>60784297

fucking idiot fag fucking dumb cunt

>>607843224
Eat the gun and open carry the rat

>>607843224
Pick up the pistol and turn it into a SMG, since wizardry.

>>607843285
think i'll roll for that one too

>>607843351
reroll

quit the game

>>607843224
Take cops gun and shoot self in balls.

>>607843224
Post CP on 4chan

>>607843388
DUB DUBS HAVE SPOKEN!

>>607843409
reroll

>>607843430
Reroll

pick up gun, shoot self. 00 get bye bye

>>607843285
one more time, lets go landwhale

>>607843388

again

>>607843224
Report an officer down and kill the cops that appears

>>607843409
this

>>607843224
rape the next person he sees

>>607843560
60 get

>>607843224
We're done here. Head to work.

>>607843560
winrar

>>607843409
rool

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>mouse
>farm animal
kek

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>>607843560
A short old man walks round the corner and you force him to stand still and take it up the ass. You finish deep inside his cheeks.

Roll 12, 24, 36, 48 or 60 for next action

>>607844072
go fast

>>607843930
You never been to a mouse farm bitch?
(I misread post)

>>607844072
Take cops gun. Shoot self in Balls. GG

>>607843930
ikr, OP is a fag

>>607844183
Rawlin

>>607844072
Repent your sins

>>607837204

The landwhale should have privilege : 100 and health : 1. This would be more accurate.

>>607844236
God damnit.

>>607844234
>Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:24:41 No.607844072▶>>607844131 >>607844183 >>607844236
>File: Scene5.png (98 KB, 700x525)
>>>607843560
>A short old man walks round the corner and you force him to stand still and take it up the ass. You finish deep inside his cheeks.
>Roll 12, 24, 36, 48 or 60 for next action
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:16 No.607844131▶
>>>607844072
>go fast
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:36 No.607844179▶
>>>607843930
>You never been to a mouse farm bitch?
>(I misread post)
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:38 No.607844183▶>>607844234
>>>607844072
>Take cops gun. Shoot self in Balls. GG
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:45 No.607844199▶
>>>607843930
>ikr, OP is a fag
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844234▶
>>>607844183
>Rawlin
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844236▶
>>>607844072
>Repent your sins

Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:16 No.607844131▶>>607844317
>>607844072
go fast
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:36 No.607844179▶
>>607843930
You never been to a mouse farm bitch?
(I misread post)
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:38 No.607844183▶>>607844234 >>607844317
>>607844072
Take cops gun. Shoot self in Balls. GG
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:45 No.607844199▶
>>607843930
ikr, OP is a fag
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844234▶>>607844317
>>607844183
Rawlin
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844236▶>>607844301 >>607844317
>>607844072
Repent your sins
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:29 No.607844295 ▶
>>607837204 (OP)

The landwhale should have privilege : 100 and health : 1. This would be more accurate.
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:33 No.607844301 ▶
>>607844236
God damnit.

>>607844355
>>>607844183
>Rawlin
>>>
> Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844236▶
>>>607844072
>Repent your sins
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:27:06 No.607844355 ▶
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:16 No.607844131▶>>607844317 (You)
>>607844072
go fast
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:36 No.607844179▶
>>607843930
You never been to a mouse farm bitch?
(I misread post)
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:38 No.607844183▶>>607844234 >>607844317 (You)
>>607844072
Take cops gun. Shoot self in Balls. GG
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:25:45 No.607844199▶
>>607843930
ikr, OP is a fag
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844234▶>>607844317 (You)
>>607844183
Rawlin
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:01 No.607844236▶>>607844301 >>607844317 (You)
>>607844072
Repent your sins
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:29 No.607844295 ▶
>>607837204 (OP) (OP)

The landwhale should have privilege : 100 and health : 1. This would be more accurate.
>>
Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)16:26:33 No.607844301 ▶
>>607844236
God damnit.

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>>607844199
I confess I'm a fag, here have a fuckin cow. You happy?

>>607844183
This

>>607844183
roll

>>607844183
rollin for dis

>>607844547
I had no idea cows were so huge.

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>>607844236
As the old man lies on the floor and cries, you get down on your knees and pray to the flying spaghetti monster for forgiveness. Faggot.

Roll dubs for next pick

>>607837204
r..roll.

>>607845005
cuddle with the old man

>>607845005
shoot self in head with cops gun to appease the flying spaghetti monster

>>607845144
solid

>>607845005
Shoot self in balls with gun so you can never rape again.

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>>607845144
(1/2)
You take the cops gun and blow your brains out

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>>607845005
pick up the gun and make a pipe out of it.
then smoke together with the old man

>>607845005
Grab the gun and move to a different place to further the story

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>>607845552
(2/2)
You pick up the brain and put it in your inventory. -1 HP.

Roll 42, 69 or 66 to continue

>>607845953
eat brain

>>607845733
re roll

>>607845953
>-1 HP
kek
stick brain in arse

Cook brain

>>607846127
rolling

>>607845953
Open window and slam it shut on your dick.

>>607846140
Refer to >>607841663

Turn yourself into a bong

>>607846191
Reroll

>>607845733
rolen :^)

>>607846191
sever cock and place in inventory

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how u play?

>>607845953
shoot balls off.

>>607845953
Go buy a fedora

>>607846621
this

>>607837204
Why does the landwhale have a dick ?

>>607846621
reroll

>>607846191
this

>>607846621
again

>>607846637
Voting fedora

>>607846727
Because she's not a cis scum you privileged motherfucker

>>607846191
why not. rolllllio

>>607846621
Roll

>>607846621
Rolling again

Pls no shit

>>607847018
stop it you fucking retard

if i get the winrar, kill this anon

>>607846621
rooooooool

>>607847135
thats not even funny, how young are you?

>>607846621
and again

>>607845953
OP here.
I have a feeling I made the rolls too hard.
Adding 20 and 40 to winning rolls.

>>607846621
dis

>Break into the house

>>607846621
^ this

Take the gun, and walk up the road until I meet a beautiful woman, I then proceed to rape her.

>>607847475

Reroll

>>607846621
bye bye balls.

>>607847475

Roll

>>607847475

Rolling

>>607846621
last time

>>607847475

Rollin

>>607837204
>Calls anons boring
>literally creates most boring game on existence

>>607847475

Le roll

steal a car and go for a ride into a nearby forest

>>607847475

This roll

>>607847475

Roll again

All this samefagging is giving me cancer.

>>607848069
fuck you

Find phone, call 911, admit to killing police officer, start running.

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>>607848069

>>607848164
reroll

>>607848164
this

>>607848164
rolling again

>>607848164
and again

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>>607848069
Keep rolling for 42, 20, 40, 66 and 69

>>607848164
this thing right here

>>607848164
^^^^^^^^

>>607848650
Force brain into old man's rectum, pick up gun, move to next scene.

>>607848164
once more

>>607849028
this

>>607848650
Go fuck a goat

take the 7 off the wall and run down the street with it

>>607848650
Use cops radio to inform officers that you killed a cop.

>>607849401
reroll

>>607849439
roll

>>607849401
roll

>>607849439
this

>>607849401
roller

>>607847800
this

>>607849439
rolllll

>>607849439
rerolling

>>607849439
rollies

OP you cocksucker just choose a post

>>607849401
fking roll this

>>607849439
im going to dir, roll

>>607848650
marinade the weed with the jizzblood of the cop and add abit of saltiness by whipping it over the olds tearfilled face.

>>607849401
this time surely, roll

>>607849954
roll

>>607849439
i roll

>>607849852
Rules is fucking rules and I already added extra roll numbers
Just for you, since I'm getting a bit bored, dubs added too

>>607849439
fucking this

>>607850148
>>607850111
fuck you op

>>607850111
Okay erryone I'm giving it to the trips

>>607849439
troll roll t roll

>>607849439
rerool

Fuck the police

>>607850299
but dem dubs tho

>>607850299
>>607850300
But these dub dubs though

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>>607850111
(1/2)
You smear the blood-cum infusion over the dank kush

>>607850727
shoot self in head repeatedly until dead

>>607850727
up up down down left right left right B A Start

Restart game, become normal fag, because fuck these fags.

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>>607850727
You smack the oldie round the face with your marajuana, getting blood and cum all over him

>>607851056
Forgot to say, roll dubs for next pick

>>607850955
pre dubs count fuck you

>>607851056
Pick up the gun and the cops radio and escort the old man into the building

>>607851056
find a heroin addict and steal his only rusty syringe

>>607851388
>>607851388
check em

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>>607851388
(1/4)
You pick up the gun...

>>607851856
no he didn't. he's just holding it

>>607852009
i mean he isn't.

fuck you.

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>>607851856
..and the cop's radio...

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>>607852154
And help up the old man.

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>>607852424
You and the old man walk into the house. It is pitch black. Roll even dubs for next action.

>>607853116
Shoot self in head repeatedly until dead

>>607853230
this.

>>607853230
rollin

>>607853230
fucking this

>>607853116
Knock out the old man and leave

anon

>>607853230
rollin for this

>>607853230
rawlin

share your kush with the old guy

>>607853230
even dubs get

>>607853724
reroll :D