Potato division?

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>>607834104
Has war changed?

>>607834167
only a literal autist would take anything posted here more than a work of fiction

>>607834229
when i got back from my second deployment to afghanistan i watched the metal gear solid cut scenes (from the one you posted) and loled at the video

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>Canayduh
>Special forces

Yeah no.

>>607834404
you clearly have no idea what your talking about

i was deployed with an ODA doing the same job and we ran circles around those guys.

ITT: keyboard commandos

>>607834104
Kill any mudslimes?

>>607834104
green beret here
ive popped zits tougher than you you fucking boyband faggot

>>607834104
thats a nice fucking kitty right there

>>607834499

your red pin there says Canada dipshit. At least fucking learn your lines u actress.

inb4 replies Im long gone.

>>607834404
But Canada doesn't have a joint task operations group.

Hey OP, do you have a handle on QP? Mine's Ghost.

>2015
>OP being truthful

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>>607834590
Is this a photograph of you?

>>607834713
does*

Holy shit Canada has a military!?

>>607834649
Im canadian and my canadian team was paired up with an american ODA to do a VSO

my team did way more shit than theirs, they drank and played loud music at night

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>>607834271
As opposed to a figurative autist.

>>607834741
this game inspired me to join the military

>>607834741
no, i have higher resolution textures, but its not far wrong

What's your average PT sesh like. speak on the mental difficulty of things your brain has to work. Harder than college math? many think if you can just go hard at PT you can be operator as fuck.

>>607834570
Pls respond

>>607834404
You're right, Canadians don't have nearly the level of military training as the US. Maybe canada should just start butting in to conflicts all across the world like America, just so people think it has a big ol swangin cawk.

>>607834104
Do you have A Negative blood?

>>607834104
What is your skill/hairgel ratio?

>>607835031
Your looking at basic crossfit style exercises for PT. You gotta be able to function under stress . Lots of guys who go hard on PT fail, you gotta be able to think well and do PT like a beast.

That being said stupid people make it in, because you don't have to be able to do calclus under fire, just return fire and not freeze like a faggot

>>607835115
i did not have the privlege of killing any mudslimes but the guys that replaced me killed about 10, i was in the winter they were in the summer

in the winter all the faggots tend their fields and in the summer theres no work so they jihad

>>607835261
In the picture i have no hair gel

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>>607834104

Armyfag here. Special forces isn't anything spectacular, unless you have a Fucking green beret stapled to your head. What branch are you?

>>607834104

Operator, get me Pennsylvania 6500

>>607835516
special forces in canada is basically what people who joined the infantry thought they were going to do

>>607835507
You got some dirty fuckin' hair man. I thought the military taught you guys basic hygiene.

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>>607835516
Canada fool. I had pouting tougher than you. Now go shave and see ur phirst sarge.

>>607834104
Why are you wearing marine corps cammies?

>>607835728
you dont need to cut your hair on operation and im dirty as a mexican

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>>607834104
Why are soldiers so fucking hot?

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>>607835439
Interdasting

>>607835858
nice rare pepe, can i buy it for 98 thousand dolalrs?

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>>607835752

Actually, I'm waiting on a barracks inspection right now by my first sgt. Shits funny, because we're Fucking with everybody trying to sleep, while we wait. I'm just surprised we're that predictable.

>>607834104
whos the guy in the pic?

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>>607836156
thats me and so is this

>>607836244
we got letters from kids, they were so ridiculous

one told us he was glad that we were killing or something because of god, it was hilarious and we posted it on our OPS door

Do you enjoy what you do?
Would you rather a nice 200k+ salary and a comfortable life instead?
Shooting things or stabbing preferred?

>>607836314
the guy in this pic looks different from the other

not you

>>607836486
At first I would have done the job for free because I was so enthusiastic about shooting guns and doing physically challenging things. Then after putting my gun in the face of countless scared afghanis I started to question the morality of the army and red pilled my self enough to realize what is going on in the world. Now I'm getting out and if you have any leads on how to get a job like that please let me know

Sooo what are you going to do when you get out? Go be a cop? At least you got the shooting part down. Also, I need a firefight story

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>>607836552
its me dude

Same. >>607836314
Did you get any poon over there?

>>607836741
I don't know what I'm going to do because I had to leave the SF because of mental illness so now Im red flagged for anything imo. I would make an awesome cop for the public but a terrible cop as far as cops go. I would be way to lenient. I once captured a guy in afghanistan that had bomb residue on his fingers and felt bad for him and almost let him go...

>>607836486
Yes I enjoy what I do, would you not enjoy fighting in the desert to defend the holy land from salhaddin xxv?

I have over 200 confirmed kills which is a lot better than 200k

I prefer to stab with uav's

>>607836748
i know. i'm just using my l33t haxor social engineering skills to make you post more photos

Is the Iranian government responsible for Tupac's death?

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>>607836748
>You will never have glorious facial hair like this.

>>607834229
War. War never changes.
Fallout 4 confirmed

>>607836825
despite being deployed in the middle of no where we had luxuries like sat internet and power, and chicks as well. they were there to talk to the females, they were called the female engadgement team. one white chick and one mexicna. the white chick was petite with a 6/10 cute face. (fun fact: they were replacing a girl who was lit on fire by the taleban...she died). i thoought the whtie chick liked me and was alone with her late night once and was gonna make a move but didn't for some reason. after i left she sent me an email saying how much she liked me and how she wanted to hook up with me that night...

i didnt get any poon but my other buddy did on both tours, everyone hated him for it because he had to put in months of work, he was really sneaky like a jew

>>607837138
there was a guy on my tour who had the best beard ever, and i had the shittiest beard you could think of

i always ended up shaving it off after a couple of months

that pic is too cute, i can't handle it.

>>607834104
Special forces reality...

Waiting to do something useful. Happens in all over the world.

Might just take a kitty to pet.

>>607834872
Do you reply gruffly to your commanding officer, "COOMIN", and "I'M COOMIN"?

>>607835794
Because they're more than meets the eye.

You look relatively handsome so suggest learning a few languages then look for translator bodyguard work, get a suit too
if you don't mind going overseas and are succesfull it can pay quite well in japan

>>607836687
Do marintine private millitary contracting.
the somalli pirates dont do much any more so you will be quite safe and not shooting "innocent" people

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>>607837034
I used to watch a lot of twilight zone and belived in the power of conicidences and strange occurences.

I used to throw cards against the wall to pass time and one time the card stuck in the wall and I thought that if this was an episode of the twilight zone i would be safe as long as this card is in the wall

I left it in thew all for about 3 days and got scared of it falling down so i took it down and carried it in my pocket on patrols

>>607837623
im trying to be a bodyguard for escorts but they seem to think they'll be okay on their own

until someone stabs their pussy with a knife, then theyll wish i was there

>>607837736
Do you still carry it with you?

>>607838421
no i threw it away

i also had this necklace that had some charms on it that i carried through all my SF course and tours it was luck incarnate but i gave it away

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>>607836029
I'm afraid that ones not for sale friend, this one however is indeed for sale.

you military guys take more selfies than teenage girls.

>>607838665
one away from satanic trips bro

the lack of enthusiasm for this thread is a direct reflection on how veterans are treated by their society

used and discarded

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>>607834104
special forces my ass

>>607834104
Why do you risk your own life and kill people for the interests of rich capitalist jews?

>>607839915
i realize this and am getting out

do you think your faggotry alone could stop a bullet

>>607836960
Do you guys have an equivalent of the us gi bill? Go to school

>>607840387
i get 2 years of training with my medical discharge but i dont know what to do with that

any last questions before i go?