Tinder thread
Posting some funny profiles I've found
>not going to meet Tash and devirginize her while looking into those eyes and admiring that albinism
Massive faggot detected
>>607822183
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.
>when you hear a good song
wew lad
>after an epic drum solo
wew lad
>when you meet a qt
wew lad
>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad
>>607822183
>kilometers
>>607822312
Eh I'd risk it.
>>607822312
Would bang. With a few condoms on
Have u been tinderized
>>607822312
There's still a big misconception regarding HIV, however, nobody, even knowing what modern HIV is like would go a million miles near someone with it.
what a dumb bitch
Yum yum
>>607822589
Tindaaaahhhh
This is the reason I even have a tinder.
>>607822585
My guess is that she's possibly looking for others that have it so they can bang without spreading it
>>607822183
I'll dump some of mine OP
>>607822589
Tindahhhhh
>>607822708
Gotta love the wink immoticon
All the ugly aside, check out this sexy specimen.
>>607822263
Jeez, I can smell it from here.
>>607822809
deploy dic pic
This >>607822773
also applies to this lol>>607822708
>>607822312
Poz bitch, lelz.
>>607822733
That's not how HIV works. You can transfer different versions of the virus to each other.
This would be my "least interesting person" I've ever seen on there.
>>607822733
If you have HIV and you have sex with an HIV person you both just get it 2x worse
So good luck with that
>>607822708
She's attractive except for the eye. I could overlook that for a nut.
>>607822312
Poor girl. Would still risking fucking, though with three condoms on. She's really pretty too and has a hot bod. Would like to know how she contracted.
>>607822708
Well of course she doesn't bite. She doesn't have the depth perception to figure out when something is near her mouth.
>>607822978
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Greg House
>Zzzzzzing
>>607822930
>mirissa
sounds like, and looks like she had an autistic mother who tried calling her "Melissa" as a baby, but the nurses couldn't understand.
>>607822733
>>607822907
>>607822956
If you're dumb enough to get HIV in the first place...
>>607822502
>muh miles
>muh incompatible-to-the-rest-of-the-world system
>muh privilege
3/10 bc your comment surely is bait and I replied anyway.
>>607822930
>Seattle
Nigga me too!
>>607822809
Damn. Would fuck while she plays vidya. Which Australian city is she in? I might start swiping in that city.
Try this one
>>607822978
this
>>607822963
You know that group of people, with the darker skin?
I heard they have it.
>>607822831
>>607822831
>>607822831
nobody gives a shit.
>>607822930
Full bio, though not much more
You need fagbook to use tinder??
>>607823182
>reaching to the mirror
>>607822183
I've always had a boner for albinos. Would marry/10.
>>607823058
i don't get it. would bang
>>607822312
A good condom + PrEP immediately after= li.00000000001% of catching HIV if you don't have cuts/sores on your dick
>>607823193
Make a fake fb profile
>>607823098
Why did I even go cross eyed I knew it wouldn't do anything.
>>607823268
>142kms away
Steal her wheelchair and use it to drive home with
>>607822502
Imperial is completely outdated and was retarded in the first place. Metric is the future - go cry into your cheeseburgers, Amerifats.
>>607823242
She was so close to them
>>607823269
lesbian dude...
>>607823356
How do even pronounce that name?
>>607822183
Contributing
>>607823447
just think of Banjo Kazooie
>>607822831
do you have that pic on svg?
I call this one "the penguin"
>>607823151
don't mind the teeth,she just looks greasy as grease 2.
That filthy file cabinet isnt doing her any favours.
Wash her, stick her in a sundress, add some wind and I'll be all up on that fanny.
>>607822183
What's funny about that? She's an albino and they usually have fucked up eyes.
>>607823464
All OC btw
>>607822963
Sharing needles, fucking niggers, fucking bisexual degenerates.
>>607822183
looks like a natural blonde, and not too fat, so yeah
>>607822263
nope
>>607822312
shame about HIV, she's damn hot. big ++ to her for being honest about it up front
>>607822577
butterface,
>>607822589
nope, sorry
>>607822708
ditto
>>607822809
hell yeah
>>607822930
feelz for her poor health, but she's a bit on the ahem, 'large' side
>>607823453
"im the one whi got away"
>>607823573
Anyone else sees an axe murderer?
>>607823552
>The Penguin
Fucking kek.
>>607823356
Don't see the issue. Eyes are wide apart but that's kind of cute. Would fuck, if her body is good (looks like it might be). You in Stockholm, perchance?
>>607823464
Found this yesterday
>>607823268
I'd sit on the control stick, let it slide right in and use my whole body to control her chair.
For science.
>>607823552
more like "active never"
>>607822589
I would. Fat chicks are better than no chicks.
>>607823453
wtf can she get away from?
>>607823571
>What's funny about that? She's an albino and they usually have fucked up eyes.
She's an albino and has fucked up eyes.
>>607822312
Man fuck to be that hot and have aids, fuck her life poor chick
>>607823616
Got away from what, the zoo?
>>607823285
>PrEP immediately after
enjoy hiv
>>607823732
any potentional rape
>>607822577
She has a pof profile as well... Actually I know her Facebook if you want it. Alice sweeney
>>607823464
There's more
>>607823356
Why do niggers always insist on putting letters in front of names that don't belong?
D-shawn
La-Rhonda
K-suzie
W-atermelon
>>607823654
I live in germany, dont know about her body only got that pic
>>607823680
looking like FAE. Dat eye distance.
>>607822675
>even
>even
>even
>even
>even
WHAT EVEN ARE YOU LITERALLY DOING RIGHT NOW.
>>607823830
>>607823642
Guess I was right
>>607823464
And finally...
>>607822589
>tindaaaahhhh
>>607823680
maisie?
gelegl spegel?
This
>>607823268
I'd wreck her so bad she'll need another wheelchair, I'd eat her pussy so much that meals-on-wheels would sue, I'd strangle her and tell her to tap out
>>607822183
i missed you le rose
>>607822956
Does it really work like that?
>>607822784
Thank you based anon
>>607822183
This is why I don't like trans people - you're not a woman; don't fucking advertise yourself as one.
>>607823453
She's the one who got away . . . Captain Ahab is still hunting her!
>>607823953
At least he's honest
>>607823453
No, she could never get away from anybody
>>607823953
look like the "two chick at the same time" man from office space
>>607823890
Maybe I shoulda said odd
Anyway, this bio...
>>607824129
Yeah, and at least take a fucking shave before you selfie.
>>607824199
kek I love ben stiler
Lucy gonna git ya!
>>607823790
she has hiv, not aids
good thing is that she is telling it
with condom, would bang
>>607824132
LEL
>>607824129
Oh shit nigger! You're in the Seattle Everett area aren't you
>>607824129
a hundred times this
>>607824362
That's a lot of trannies
>>607824338
Rocky Dennis has a sister?
>>607824338
she looks so sad
>>607822333
The word is depucelate, not devirginize.
Hnnnnng she makes up for matching with fatty, boss eye and the crip
>>607823830
A corded telephone? Animal.
>>607824338
as if tinder is going to get her any
>>607824434
>she looks so sad
Well, she has a reason to be.
He looks so fucking done
I love this picture, but not for a main tinder picture.
>>607824249
That's a fuckin 45 head man
>>607822183
...Is that a glass eye?
>>607824424
Lol. Got to love it when a mother drunks here baby's future away before they even have a chance
>>607824249
something very freudian about that bio.
>>607822708
one eye on the camera, one eye on the streets
>>607824338
Christ, that poor girl.
Anita got fat
>>607824338
Salvador Dalì what have you done?
>>607824570
Justina, seems Daddy wanted a Boy and gave up.
>>607824638
last one
>>607824678
Fat on money and all those free games she hates so much.
>>607824713
>>607824678
all that harassment and running out of her home sure took its tole on her body
>>607823464
>>607823573
>>607823659
>>607823830
>>607823916
clearly just a guy having a laugh, not a weirdo
>>607824718
Fuck, it's a Vampire.
>>607824718
Marit??
like the pink chick at the beginning of GotG?
>>607824713
It's fuckin Pagans sister.
>>607824132
>Captain Ahab
oohhh nice
>>607822502
Glad I'm not the only one that caught that
>murica reporting in
>>607824718
Is this some kind of syndrome? All people with eyes that far apart look similar in a downy sort of way.
>>607824111
Kek.
>>607823268
She is asking to get robbed. It doesn't get easier than that setup.
>>607824785
And we're laughing with him, you dumb fuck.
>>607822708
>she's keeping an eye on the dubs
Feminist
>>607824358
Yeap. I was talking to my bandmate about Tinder, telling him it's all horsefaced basic bitches, so I opened up to show him but this was the first result. Lul.
>>607825043
Not a feminist, just fat and ugly
>>607823680
Kanker. Ik verwijder lelijke en dikke matches altijd meteen
>>607823051
You Do know that Marissa is a name right?
>>607823182
>Have been so close to whales in the wild
Yeah no wonder, they're family.
>>607824424
Where the fucc do these people hang out...bcus i sure as shitt dont see them walking around the streets
>>607823916
HAHAHAHAHA everytime I see that face I see satan. I am LEGIT scared to look at him.
>>607825024
I just like stating the obvious
>>607822930
> can't work
> can go boating and sailing
>>607825043
Yeah Seattle has some nasty snowflakes year round don't they.
>>607825149
that greasy, red smile with those glasses and unkept hair... deffo a feminazi
>>607823453
>I'm the one who got away
Nothing can escape her gravity well
>>607823680
I'd bang that bitch and write a play about it.
I'd call it: 'The Taming of the Shrew'
>>607822263
Pure
Filthy
Abbo
>>607823453
Open minded? She looks more open mouthed
>>607823680
KANKER geil mokkel
>>607824800
New 4chin meme?
>>607823593
No one gives a shit about your opinion, you fucking faggot
>>607823953
10/10 would meet up with
>>607823680
Life must be rough for her
>>607825339
Says the faggot who gives a shit
>>607823453
She can go away from wieght watchers.
>>607823424
Oseb elle est dégueulasse
>>607822963
Dick
>>607825400
Sounds pretty cool.
>>607823424
Ugly
>>607823953
Best profile ever
>>607825400
nice to meet you
thos are all cunts, word period
>>607823573
i want his beard.
tinder is 4 losers
>>607825569
as is your opinion
>>607825569
Says the guy on 4chan
>>607825569
says the loser on 4chan.
>>607825569
yes, but if you are a winner then its easy to get laid before the first date
>>607825653
it will probably be mutual
>>607825400
>see teeth
>think "shes probably british"
>read "Oh, and I'm British"
kek
contribootin from OKCUpid
>>607823732
topkek
>>607825653
I've done worse . . .
>>607824338
So when she frowns, I'm guessing it just looks like her face is melting
Do you guys use this ap forreal or just make a fake acc to lurk?
>>607825432
>implying
>>607824338
:'(
>>607823829
how'd you manage to crack that one, detective
>>607825706
wait wait how many kids?
>>607825706
Why do i get this feel the kid is black.
>>607825653
Im going to guess she is DTF.
>>607824338
a match for her
>>607825825
Bot
>>607822183
Mfw i went to school with her
>>607824452
Please, if you matched those other three and think you have any chance of coucher se soir avec Estelle?
Well, read her description, she's looking for a 2 metre tall Algerian with a 25cm dick you fucking French loser
23, apparently
>>607825825
those earrings when you´re 18... Probably trying to escape a white trash family
>>607825043
even if she were attractive, people on dating sites that use "partner in crime" are fucking insufferable.
This is one of my favorites
>>607825906
she looks like a crack whore
>>607825937
PanKake, Jamie... I´m confused, is it male or female?
>>607823453
She only got away because we couldnt fit her in the boat.
>>607825870
>Mfw i went to school with her
What was she like? Why did you accept your albino waifu?
>>607825906
Damn. That bitch has been beat.
Is op gay most of these chicks look gay.
>>607825873
She was nice actually. And I'm not fucking french you sad sack of cum
>>607825906
her skins seems to have a condition ive seen before. a mate back in highschool used to look like that and we were like 16-18
>>607826012
I think it's a girl, I mean, that's what I search for, but.... Idk, man.
This thing
>>607826028
Nice girl had to albinos in the class she was the better one other girl was called jessica
>>607826060
Sweet comment bro, makes total sense.
>>607825030
lol well done sir
>>607823126
>paying for Tinder
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>607826126
May I remind you of this?
>>607824129
>>607825400
Well she looks like she is part of a Wallace and gromit bit
>>607825494
Wew lad
>>607826145
Why does Dutch just look like English with a stupid accent?
beat this
>>607824295
>Ben Stiller
Underrated Post
>>607826145
And this one
>>607823690
TOP KEK
>>607826145
>>607826257
Translation of her bio:
Weird, slightly retarded, chubby, overly social, direct, fluffy (chubby again), bisexual, animal lover, creative, photographer, artist, hugger, actor, free, polygamous, love, sex, bdsm, discrete, everything on its time, no is no.
>>607826145
discreite? Going to guess she knows her place as Side Bitch.
Do you guys actually use this app or just lurk?
Bonus insta stalk
>>607825653
The feeling is mutual
id set fire to her armpits
>>607826333
Turn the lights off and fill this bitch up.
>>607826281
would fuck
>>607826165
substitute gay with homosexual or dyke
>>607826281
>beat this
to death?
>>607825316
fuk yeah
>>607826421
Looking for a Baby's Daddy or looking to get a baby. Do NOT fuck that bitch.
>>607823680
Shark Tale
>>607823058
She's from manchester, right? If so then i went to the same hs as her.
>>607826145
...is that fucking whip cream?
>>607825513
Back to Tumblr with you.
>>607826145
Shrek is love, shrek is life
>>607826421
bumping this so someone can see, I wanna use the app to lurk but I dont want people thinking im trying to hookup or some shit
>>607826628
Creampie her and say it is the other guy's
>>607826237
I now have this creatures snapchat.
Thank you?
This threads amusement standard
>>607826655
either that or shaving foam
>>607826628
ofcourse it's okay with him, then he wont need to hit that
>she likes to walk
>>607824338
That's actually sad.
>>607826740
Just swipe everyone left and you'll never have a match.
If you mean you don't want people you know to see you, just use a fake profile.
>>607823285
>2015
>not having cuts and sores all over your dick
Youre not doing things right!
>>607826426
>Wogmeat lad.png
>>607826847
Obviously not enough
>>607826883
Don't you have to sync with fb to use it?
>>607826628
Wiccans are never normal
>>607825870
tell us about her
any funny stories?
>>607826937
holy fucking shit, 80% screenfill with its face alone
>>607826847
lmao consert...yeah pound her mouth and then wrap it before you destroy her pussy. Also a false name is needed
>>607826955
Yes, so sync it with a fake profile.
>Protip, set the age to under 18 if you wanna see anyone younger.
>>607827022
>18 in Canada
wat
>>607822589
Tindaaaahhhh
>>607827022
Would destroy.
>>607827022
How would she not die from eternal bleeding being fucked by an 8"? I think women don't know how big that actually is.
>>607827022
She wants a guy that is handy. If you can't be handsome, you better be handy.
>>607822589
IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TINDAHHHHH
>>607822708
Looks like she renamed herself from jayce to joyce, when she got that eye lol
>>607824338
what a hot piece of ass
>>607824666
>tfw this guy was quicker then me to use that referance
>tfw newfags dont recognize SATANIC TRIPS
>>607827201
I do like how she says inches but doesn't Canada use Metric?
>>607827280
shit, there's 3 of em
>>607822963
>Would like to know how she contracted
She's on Tinder, how do you fucking think she contracted it?
>>607827146
They'll see an older face and a bio of a "17 year old", creepy though.
>>607824424
Ha! Female Denny
>>607826421
I would fuck her.
>>607823268
28? No way. Try 48.
>>607827022
>22
>19 in Canadian years
also,
>22 get
ayy lmao
>>607827365
says she is pos in her profile and was posted earlier.
>>607827349
Everyone uses inch for cock regardless of system.
>>607826937
Looks like a fat 13 y/o girl
>>607824338
holy fuck...
>>607827438
Not really...
>>607827280
>Reece's Tinder
Fat black bitch looks like a melted Reese's peanut butter bar.
ok im in.
>>607827280
I would fuck her. And never contact her again.
>>607827438
Because when you think of "dick" nobody does it better than america! Fuck yea, America!
>>607824627
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabismus
>>607826281
Imagine waking up next to that stare.
>>607827315
no the universal measurement for dick size is imperial
7 3/4" btw
>>607827438
>Everyone uses inch for cock regardless of system.
Umm, no they don't. Outside of Britain and 'Murrica nobody uses Imperial. Ever.
>>607827487
Who doesn't?
>>607827190
>eternal
internal, you illiterate savage
>>607826623
French phone, so I doubt it.
>Man the harpoons!
>>607822183
Gwenny~
>>60782684
"Likes to walk".. more like "i like the concept of walking, but i have never tried because whales dont have legs"
>>607827547
Britain uses both because fuck you
>>607827512
reminds me of this
>>607827501
That creepy cunt sure loves his caps
>>607823552
Wenk
>>607827022
an 8 PLUS inch dick. 1/7 of her height, jesus
>>607827569
>being this new
kek
>>607827590
is this like the US equivalent of a chav?
>>607827590
Never fuck a white ghetto rat. She has to prove she is black and will have a nigga moment.
>>607827375
Soooo use a fake picture on a fake profile. It's pretty simple, anon.
>>607827106
>Men who like women
>She looks like a blob
Top Kek
>>607827645
HAAA, fuuucking kek. Been months since something on this site made me laugh this hard
>>607827590
I'd kidnap her and beat the black out of her.
>>607827725
men who like blobs
>>607827575
Ivana donut
>>607827697
Yes. Yes it is, lad.
>>607823659
Nigger should not have gone for the leprechaun costume that shit is seriously convincing
all oasis
>>607823916
my sides
>>607827778
Bippidy bong cheers m8tea!
>>607827645
I bet he really hated it when he still ordered from the kids menu.
>>607822263
do you live in darwin? i matched with that monster a while back, from my silly swiping right :(
>>607826145
Is that a list of STDs she has?