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I need help /b/ Is there an easy way to make my computer faster??
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I need help /b/

Is there an easy way to make my computer faster??

I had to sell my desktop to solve some financial problems and now I have an slow as fuck laptop. I don't know shit about computers and I don't have too much money to upgrade it.

Is there any way to make it faster??
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delete system32
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>>607723850
That worked with mine
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>>607723850
This
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>>607723850
/thread
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>>607723850
Yeah OP do this and your computer should be fine.
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microwave your laptop's battery to increase it's charge
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Get a job and replace it with a desktop

Don't do
>>607723850
It makes mustard gas
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>>607723850
What is system32??

>>607724049
Nah, the battery is fine, thanks anyway
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>>607724726
system32 is a virus that makes your laptop slower
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>>607724726
It's a folder containing a bunch of unwanted files that the computer is programmed with. Deleting it gets rid of extra files that aren't needed and then your computer should be faster
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>>607724418
I have a job and I want to get a desktop in the near future, but I can't now, I have some financial problems and I can't afford a decent desktop now

>>607725182
what?

>>607725183
Thanks!
Where is it ?? is the change worth it??
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>>607723683
My laptop is old (it came with windows vista), so I deleted system32 and it got faster immediately.
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>>607723683
Op don't listen to sys32 bullshit, what you actually need to delete is several folders named 'bin', these contain just some leftover rubbish files that keep your system busy, just find them through the file search and shift-del these motherfuckers
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Hey OP I'm a tech at best buy. We get this question a lot believe it or not. The consensus answer is the same, delete system32. We do this for all our customers when their computers need a tune up. I do this for my buddies too, it's quick and easy.
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>>607725648
My laptop has windows vista too! is the change worht it??

>>607725760
where are those?! I want to get rid of all the shit that slows my laptop

what is better to remove? system32 or the bin files??
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>>607726205
Great!
Can I do this from home??
Where is the system32 file so I can delete it?
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>>607726722
just search system32 on your computer panel
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>>607726385
They both work but system32 is better
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>>607726823
I don't know why I didn't thought of the file searcher... thanks anon!

>>607726916
thanks! system 32 it is then

brb with an update
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>>607723683
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>607727210
Don't
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guys? OP here from my phone

what the fuck happened?? my laptop wont start
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Replace HDD with SSD. Install OS of choice onto fresh SSD.

Post wew lad memes.
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This seems familiar...
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>>607727998
post a pic maybe we'll be able to help...timestamp it too please
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>>607727998
You bricked it m8. You fell for it
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>>607728195
???
Do a lot of people here ask the same thing??

C'mon help a /b/rother

>>607728142
what the hell is a HDD and a SSD and OS??
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>>607728373
ok, wait a minute

>>607728475
I fell for what??
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No one is this stupid.
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ITT: retards being tricked by op
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http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
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Go to downloadmoreram.com should fix your problem. You stupid autistic cunt.
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>>607728717
>>607728726

what do you mean??

>>607728887
>>607728956
I can't, my laptop wont boot

pics coming soon
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>>607728484
You're an irreedeemable faggot.
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here it is

another coming
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>>607729581
timestamp it please so we know this is your computer and that we can help you
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>>607729740
This
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>>607729581
Timestamp OP
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>>607729581
post a pic of a paper with the date
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bump with OP's faggyness
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I don't know why you're all asking for a timestamp but whatever, here it is

Now what the fuck happened to my laptop??!!
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>>607730471
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
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>>607730471
HOLY CRAP HE DID IT HE FUCKING DID
To proceed, you are going to need a big big magnet
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almost feel bad for this retard
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>>607730471
nigga u stupid
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>>607730667
THIS. RIGHT NOW SCREEN CAP IT
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>>607730471
AHAHAH FUCKING RETARD
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>>607730471
OP you are legit fucked
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There is literally no way that OP deleted sys32 for you guys, probably just an old piece of shit computer for y'all to get kicks out of
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>>607730471
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>>607730471
What you want to do next, is unplug your charger and split the cord after the brick. This will cause the battery to boost up, double the power on your hard drive, and get it past it's "stuck" mode.
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OP here, help me with my laptop, I delivered

why you are saying I'm stupid?? did I fuck up my computer??

C'mon /b/ I have a shit ton of files I need for college

Help me fix my laptop!
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>>607730471
I cant believe how many people actually do this.
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This thread.. Sorry OP lol. Google if your friend, not randoms on /b/.
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You'll have to clean install vista but i recommend lubuntu or another light weight distro of linux.
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>>607731198
TOPPEST FUCKING KEK
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>>607730471
This trolls are just trying to scare you.
To solve this easy trolling shit, just pic up a big magnet.
You're gonna need to open the laptop, find the hard drive and move the magnet over it in one direction over and over
This way the hard drive will set to restart mode and windows will start again, normally.
In theory, you shouldn't have lost anything.
>I'm an IT
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>>607731198
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>>607731198
> shit ton of files needed for college
Okay now it really seems like he is trolling and that this isnt true since its one of the first things he has responded with
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>>607731355
FUCK YOU FAGGOT DON'T TELL HIM
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>>607731247
This. OP you legit uninstalled windows. Google system32 on your phone.
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>>607730471
what have you done?
say goodbye to your old computer and hello to your new piece of metal
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Has /b/ every helped anyone befor or is it just shit like this>>607730471
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>>607731355
also, make sure to use slow sweeping motions, from left to right.
IT MUST BE LEFT TO RIGHT.
i work in tech support and this is the one mistake people make with this method.
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OP is obviously pulling a ruse with a shitty old PC
Thanks anyways man, youve made the day of most of the people in this thread
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>mfw I don't know whether all these guys are newfags getting baited or they know they're getting baited and playing along with it
>mfw I have no face
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>>607731609
Ehhhhhhhhh do it
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OP here

OK I fucked up, how do I fix it??

some of you mentioned a magnet, what the fuck do I need a magnet for?? can I install windows again instead??
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Grate

Bate

Mate

>Not buying it /10
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>>607731821
a large magnet, used in the way mentioned above will get your computer out of stuck mode, meaning you wont have to reinstall windows (reinstall is very difficult and will take anything from 6-9 hours)
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>>607731564
this
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>>607731821
See
>>607731355
To set the hard drive to restart mode and save your files.
It's made this way because restarting a hard drive takes time and may loose some not saved things. So they didn't put a button, they implemented this system.
Open your laptop, find the hard drive (Big metal thing with CD shape) and apply a magnet to it in one direction. Left to right, from lower part of disc.
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>>607732120
What
More please
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gee, this sure is deja vu
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>>607732314
Repeat left to right movement about 10 or 20 times to ensure reset mode is enabled.
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>>607732120
Holy shit /b/ just gets more and more disturbing
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Here is another timestamp if you don't believe me
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So many Newfags trying to troll oldfag

Resist the bait dickheads

Trolls getting trolled
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>>607732612
>more and more disturbing

It's not even summer yet!
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I don't have a fucking magnet, where do I get one??
WHO THE FUCK WORKS WITH MAGNETS ANYWAY??!!
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>>607732727

I don't believe you op.

You're gonna have to troll harder for this win
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>>607732922
geomag...?
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>>607732922
fuckin magnets how do they work
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MOOOOOM THE INTERNET IS SOO SLOW
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Download more ram from downloadmoreram.com m80
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>>607732453
>>607732612
just google it, best of 4chan you have a shit ton of this shit
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bump with quints
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Check
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>>607733314
em
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>>607731198
Dude, you just deleted your OS--operating system. System32 is where all of the OS is stored.

Honestly, your best bet is to go to GeekSquad, tell them you need a system recovery, pay the fee, and then (and this is the most important part): STOP LISTENING TO THE JACKASSES ON /b/! Jaysus!

Dude, seriously? Google shit next time before you do something like that.

Also, future reference, get the following when you do get your shit back up and running and this will help your speed:

Malwarebytes Anti-Rootkit Beta
Malwarebytes Anti-Virus (free)
CCleaner

And defrag your disk periodically.

You're welcome.
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c'mon, where do I get a magnet strong enough to reboot my laptop??
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>Google imagen
>system 32 deleted
>fullscreen
>take a timestamp

You are all retardeds
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>>607733384
This is the worst trolling I've ever heard.
And it made me laugh hard.
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>>607730471
Fuckibg awesome. I thought the days of this still happening on here were over. God bless your newfag ass for this hearty chuckle OP
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just find a big magnet already!
or start with disassembling you laptop
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>>607733384
Dont tell him something like that you asshole, everybody knows he just has to do the magnet restore
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>>607733384
>Geek Squad
Gtfo nignog
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>>607733384
Same guy here. Dude, put the fucking stereo speaker down before you fuck your laptop up beyond saving. Take your ass to Best Buy already and post pics of you explaining to GeekSquad that you were given "expert" advice on 4chan about making your computer faster.
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Download 5TB of Hentai, and proceed to show it to your mother while masturbating furiously to insure the demon inhabiting your computer is properly disgusted.
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>>607723683
Unless you need your laptop for school or work, quit whining and save up to build a pc that you want. You are just going to waste money trying to upgrade that beta, substandard, nigga grade laptop. Need help building a pc, come back or go on youtube.
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>>607733863
White Pride, nigger. Take your ass back to Kenya.
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>>607733384

I work for Geeksquad lololololllllllllllolllllllll
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>>607734068
>accused of a being a nigger
>says white
>accuses acuser of being a nigger

Typical nigger tactics.
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Thank you all fuckers, now I fucked up my laptop and you wont tell me how to fix it

>>607734066
I need this shit for college

>>607733384
I can't pay that shit, I have financial problems... I read you guys hacked a lot of computers and are overall good with computers so I tought you could help me make my laptop faster
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ITT: dumb asses who think this is real
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>>607733403
you could break open some stereo speakers?
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>>607734689
8/10 for effort alone.
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>>607734689
If you're serious then you are one stupid piece of shit. If you are trolling then I give you a 4/10 for effort if not originality.
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>>607734689
Try >>607734059
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>>607734689

Bring it in to geeksquad for a system restore (make sure you bring your recovery media) its $129.99 but if you have tech support with us ($199.99 for a year) then it will be covered.
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TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD! -VF
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>>607734059
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>>607723683
Wheels, definitely, wheels
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>>607727998
OP goes from not knowing where to find or what sys32 is to deleting it to trying to reboot his computer to posting on his phone in 5 minutes? you idiots fell for the bait right from that start.
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