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met this chick on some app. got stuck on my way to wins though.
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met this chick on some app. got stuck on my way to wins though. what now?
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Need any help?
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>>607721478
yes please.
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send dick pic
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Ask her if she needs help with her homework
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Send a picture of your asshole
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>>607721917
i'll let dubs decide next steps after this.
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>>607721917
ye
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Send dick pic
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>>607720994
Fuck the homework, why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>607722233
Delivar
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>>607722233
Lol winrar
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Dick pic
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>>607722233
dubs-trips-dubs

nice roll, anon
OP, deliver
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>>607722608
You didnt deliver op you faggot
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>>607722608
Opie you got a winrar now delivar
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no but i can help with other things
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>>607722233
Fuck you OP and do it.
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She's not interested in you OP, so send a cock pic, get rejected and/or blocked, and move on to the next one.
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would you hate me if i told you i was a heroin addict?
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Dont 404 on me you piece of shit thread
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ok then bye
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>>607723199
winrar
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Waiting for op to deliver
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>>607723290
There was already a winrar, op is being a faggot and won't deliver
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>>607722233
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>>607722608
lol op u afraid faggot
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>>607723456
Kek you are fucked OP
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op u faggot, i wasted dubs on your ass fuck u
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Sorry my friends at /b/ are telling me to do this, also OP is afag
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>>607722608

You faggot.

"Thinking of what to talk about" implies that you aren't interesting enough to actually have anything worth saying. Ask her about her homework. What is it? Why is it hard? How does that compare to your own interests or homework? Is it something you'd like or dislike? What subjects does she like better or worse? Jesus. How do you people interact with others in real life?
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>>607723194
This
Take whatever you can get, then jump ship
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>>607723456
tell her she doesnt need to know you, she just need to have a pussy
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>>607723456
Let's be honest, you want a big fat cock in that nice pussy of yours, now send daddy a picture of what he'll be working with
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Send a dick pic
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>>607723998
Reroll
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>>607724025
this
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So we can get to know eachother better bbygurl
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>>607723998
rollio
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i luv u
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>>607724183
reroll
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>>607723786
This
Can tell she's ugly btw OP
Let go of it
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>>607723456
im gay
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>>607724222
Trips! Do it!
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>>607723998
Rollerino
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>>607724222
kek winrar
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>>607724245
Kek

OP deliver pls
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tell her you're gonna pay for it
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>>607724222
winrar. op plz hury
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Send dick pic

"This is all you need to know baby ;)"
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What are the gets?
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tell her you like cats, bitchz love cats
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>>607723998
Rollin
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Open your legs bitch
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>>607723998
Check em
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everythings better down where its wetter
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she clearly wants to see your dick now
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>>607723998
Rolling rolling rolling
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send a big dick OP
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>>607725200
winrar
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>>607725200
7zip
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lol sorry im just messing with you, i dont actually love u nor find u attractive at all, you fat bitch
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>>607724961

I've been stalking you for a while, surprised you swiped right on me actually. Never thought I would talk to the love of my life like this, though.
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>>607725526
rolling for this
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not at all
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>>607725639
you absolute tard
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Dick pic. "You make me so hard"

OP please, even if I don't get dubs, do this. Nothing makes a girl want you more than telling her she turns you on. Unless you're rich.
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show me your vulva
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no just high
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>>607725855
winrar
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>>607725855
Double dubs. Op must deliver
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Im scared because Im stunned by your beauty; I want to get to know you better, and the best way to do that is by a wine, dine, and 69
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asbolutley not
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>>607725855
winrar
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>>607725855
well...
Post a black dick if dubs ^
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Look, <insert her name here>, I know whore like you need to hear shit like that so you don't feel so slutty in the morning, so let's just pretend we're already past the bullshit song and dance part of the relationship and just get done what we both know is going to happen eventually - me fucking you in every hole and you loving being my filthy whore. Now, send me dat ass.
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>>607723998
This
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>>607725701
drunk on love for you
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>>607726044
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>607726044
lol
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>>607726060
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I scratch my arse and smell my hand I find the smell erotic
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This is a spiderman thread now
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Op has a lot of delivering to do
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>>607724961
>>607725701
You have completely dropped the ball now. Give up
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>>607726044
ok. winrarception
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Op will surely deliver.
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>>607726304
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>>607726007
now op
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>>607727253
top kik
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you know you want to suck on it
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Why dont we just fuck already? Tell me waht i gotta do
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>>607727253
what's random is you not wanting to fuck me
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>>607727253
she's not totally rejecting it. go for the kill/nudes. Now's your chance. Bitches love to know they make you hard.
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>>607727567
kek
rolling for this
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>>607727567
bowling for this
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>>607727567
roll
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>>607727253
She didn't freak out, you've nailed it OP
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I'm so high right now
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>>607727567
>>607727664
You might have this, anonnolom
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>>607727800
7zip
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>>607727567
Rock n roll
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Send me some tits
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>>607727567
rollin
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show me your tits
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>>607727800
shit winrar
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>>607727800
Shitty winrar
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>>607727800
>>607728055
Battle of the dubs
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Show tits?
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>>607728055
>>607728120
winrar nontheless
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>>607728333
trips
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IPS OP
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soooooo............ plz sho tits
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>>607728318
Even in my altered state, I didn't see you say you didn't want to see more, so here <insert another cock pic> And I wouldn't mind seeing dat ass.
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Just say "your turn"
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>>607720994
Inuzawc Kik that bitch
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i could use some help you know..
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my dad thought you were really cute. do you wanna go on a date with him? his is 49 but he looks like me so you know he is handsome
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>>607728318
if the bitch keeps talking to you when you don't reply after you send a dick pic, you've got this one. She's desperate for the D and tries to act casual about it. Go for the kill.

If winrar: You like it, huh?
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>>607728575
This
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So we down to trade pics?
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How about a random pic of your tits?
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So are you down, or am i going to be lonely again
?
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you're already done. you're never going to fuck this girl.
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Send tits
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sorry, I didn't mean that

I'm too insecure to approach you in a normal manner

what do you say for a date?
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>>607728700
winrar
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>>607728700
>re you down, or am i going to be lonely agai
Winrarerino
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>>607728700
dubzrar
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>>607728318
Goddamit shes into you, either she likes vulgar compliments or she has been thinking about hooking up intimately.
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>>607728700
Kek

Winrar
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>>607728700
Winrar

Nail it
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>>607728700
Doh
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Maybe I am doing something... Care to help? ;)
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>>607728318
>Im used to you guys anyways
>...
>BUT DONT STOP GIVING ME ATTENTION, YOU THERE???!?!?!
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>>607728687
Rell
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>>607728700
Fuck no - he can actually pull of being semi-alpha, or at least not beta - don't make him say shit about being alone - again. Go with this: >>607728575
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She wants the D OP, ask for nudes
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Ask for tits.
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>>607728700
Love this one
Captcha: emobj
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>>607728902
Rolllll
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>>607728575
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>>607728700
>>607729066
send both
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>>607729215
>>607729199
all three
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>>607729199
Shitrar
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>>607729309
shit son she's dooooown
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>>607729060
Fuck off! The dubs have spoken, that's how the game is played, can't change the results willynilly or what's the fucking point in setting a target? May as well just say "best suggestion wins" fag
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Can I come over?
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>>607729309
WE GOT POTENTIAL WIN!

She didn't seem interested until she saw your cock op, lol
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How about you show me you your upper body, but plot twist, without clothes
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>>607729309
Time for you to get my attention then, if you know what I mean.
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Can i go to your home?
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>>607729309
And you could have my cock if you asked.
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>>607729309
ask for tits OP...wtf is wrong w/you? shes obviously down...
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>>607729556
Rolling for this
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How about you help me out with that "attention" ;)
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Can we hang out soon? I really need to see ya
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>>607729309
are you sure she's the best hoe you gonna fuck with?.....in order to get hot chicks you have to constantly rat over hot chicks....don't be foo son
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>>607729522 winrar!!
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Rolling for titties
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>>607729522
Shit these dubs are rolling generously tonight
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>>607729556
This.
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following from my previous winrar:

Thats not the attention I want, your not close enough for that ;)
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>>607729522
Smooth
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>>607729309
REEL HER IN

if rar: could you show me yours now that ive shown you mine?
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>>607729522 rollerino
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>>607729522 first winrar, and great winrar!
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>>607729457
Roll
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>>607729522
Winrar!!!
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>>607729522
WINNAR!!

This OP!!
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>>607729522
roll
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>>607729309
LOL no way, OP is gnna get his dick sucked
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>>607729942
You fucking retard
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>>607730029
kek
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>>607729942
>rolling for a post that already has dubs
>being this new
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>>607729942

>rolling for a win already
>dafuq?
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>>607730029
IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN I WILL FUCKING END YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ARE SUCH AN OFFENSIVE FAGGOT, IM HERE TRYING TO ENJOY MY FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS TO GO OUT WITH AND YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT'S LEFT IN MY SHITTY DAY. THANK YOU FAGGOT
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>>607729942
Reroll
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Rool
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>>607730321
lol roll
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>>607730321
lol
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>>607729942
reroll op pick this pls
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>>607729522

op deliver.
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>>607730321
top kek
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>>607730321
Andy its time for your meds
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>>607730321
Faggot
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>>607730411
oh shit, hahaha
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>>607730321
>offended by retard
>calls people faggots
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>>607730396
My sides
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>>607730321
rawlin
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>>607730321
Roll
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Will OP delivar?
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>>607729522
wow that worked! I'm outta here
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>>607729522

op still needs to deliver.
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>>607730404
Bad b8 is bad
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>>607730631
>taking it seriously
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>>607730547
WINRAR
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>>607729309
Hey - Probably best if I stop texting you for the evening. It occurs to me I should be embarrassed right now. Talk tomorrow?
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>>607730846
roll roll roll
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>>607730908
wut
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>>607730908
FUUUUUCK! Yes bro!!
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>>607730908
OHHHHH SHITTT WINARRRRR
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>>607730908
WINRAR
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>>607730908
Wat
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The battle has been won, but the war is not over. Lets see those hands outta the shot ;)
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>>607730908
Holy shit fuck yes
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>>607730908

Op is winning alone, do your work faggot, get us more noodz! please!

ignore the rest of the gets just work magic
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>>607730908
Meh, I'm more of a back man.
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My dick is like a doughnut please lick the sugar off
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>>607730908
Holy shit it worked.
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>>607730908
Bravo OP, Bravo.
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>>607730908
We saved this op, I'm so proud of /b/
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>>607730908
Holy shit
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saved for later use
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>>607730908
Let me see them nips!
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4-3-15
The day OP was not a faggot.
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>>607730908
o shit nice op
ask for ass next
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>>607730908
wat
time to remove the hands?
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>>607730908
WINRARRRRRRRRRR
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>>607730908
Holy fucking balls man you sure are winning there
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>>607730321
roooolll
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WIN OP!

anyway "Almost perfect, but too far away from me...."
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>>607730908
>OP actually delivered
Don't fuck this up with stupid shit. Anon needs to get his dick wet.
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>>607730908
/B/ got this motherfucker tits.
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>>607731199
winith rareth
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np /b/ros
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I think you'll have to do a little better than that
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>>607730908
More dick pics in response. We must go deeper.
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>>607731133
Haha the dubs have spoken, and hilariously
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>>607730908
Your top is nice but your pussy would be nicer
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>>607731133
oh no
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>>607730908
Hands count as clothes
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>>607731133
nice
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>>607731232
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Ask for an upside down peace sign... The only one worth showing via text
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>>607730908
Niceeeee
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>>607731308
Rolling for this
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