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where is the legend OP Matt?? Its time for round 3 faggotts!!
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where is the legend OP Matt??
Its time for round 3 faggotts!!
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this was round 2, waiting for round 3
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bump for interest
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If it exists, I think we'd have seen it
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>>607514519
need to coax OP out of hiding
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>>607513340
I said earlier I'm done too much attention

My dick is now on b forever it's just too much exposure no part three
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bumping for round 3
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>>607514898
proof youre OP
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It's time to confess something that actually happened and kind of traumatized.

When I was 16 my mom thought I was gay after a big fight. It should be noted that a year earlier than that she found incest porn on my computer. Mostly mother and son stuff. That was a totally different lecture.

The night we got in a fight though, when I was 16, she blurted out that I was gay (I'm not) and told her I wasn't. I got so angry she thought that. I couldn't even look at her.

Later that night before bed she gave me this cold, stern, look before she went upstairs to bed. It was a look she never gave me before. I used to have bad insomnia so I didn't go to bed until much later. I walk up into my bedroom, and there in my bed was my mom sleeping on top of my covers with no panties on. I still remembered the sinking feeling and disgust. I couldn't believe she would do that. Anyway, I ran back downstairs and slept on the couch. Well actually I couldn't sleep because my brain was fucked up.

Basically my mom went into my dead half naked and expected me to fuck her. It was the most traumatic thing that ever happened to me and I blocked it out for a while until recently. That was many years ago, and it still blows my mind that she expected me to do that.

My mom's not bad looking, but trust me anons. There's actually nothing sexually appealing about incest when it's actually right in front of you in real life.
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>>607515915

*bed half naked
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>>607515915
No wonder she thought you're gay. Faggot.
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>>607516953
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>>607515915
wow u gay hole is hole
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>>607515915
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my cock is at a full salute. jesus christ, please more anons. bumping with tits.
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>>607513340
so i got a response, should i go further? pretty sure i can get her to send something back
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>>607517778
doitfaggot.png
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>>607517778
Yeah fuck yeah cuck your dad !
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>>607517778
Go go
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>>607518086
>implying that is cuckolding
Newfag
>inb4 newfag
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>>607517778
Gogogo. If you apply a bit of pressure im sure she'll send something.
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>>607517778
Continue.....
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>>607518086
>>607517877
k, ill update you guys as i get more than a few responses from her so i dont have to edit out names every 3 fucking mins
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>>607517778
"I don't want to do anything for real if you don't want to. Just a little fantasy play. Nothing wrong with that."
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>>607517778

huhum, yeah, ok
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>>607518407
Confirmed new "Matt here"! Praise the brave soul of /b/. Unless he doesnt deliver...
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Matt would have more chances with his mom if he didn't have a micropenis
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>>607517778
Go go go m8
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anon who actually fucks girls here, tell her she makes you so hard.

you'd be amazed that women actually love dicks, or at least the idea that they can get a man hard. i can't tell you how many times i've sexted girls over the years where they just got so happy when i sent them pics of my dick and told them it was hard because of the nudes they sent me.

told your step mom she gets you harder than anyone else when you think of her. i guarantee you that will get inside her head forever. even if she doesnt fuck you, you can assure she'll fantasize about you at least once at some point.
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So who is going send tits to their dad?
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>>607518904
eh, the step in step mom is such a turn off.
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>>607516953
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>>607519199
If there's a femanon around please, for the love of /b/ send your tits to your dad. You'll go down in history.
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>>607519199

dubs has delivered! hell yess. great idea.

bump
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>>607519295
Ill agree not as exciting but the possibility of fucking up family ties is still there so i like it. Hopefully shes hot thats all that really matters tho rite?
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>>607519199
oh someone please do.
I'm convinced any dad would require a lot less persuading that Matt's mom.
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>>607515915
believable story /b/ro

except..........it was your dad laying half naked on your bed wasnt it?
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>>607519888
you like it eh?
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>>607519147
This nigga knows

Straight ladies are obsessed with erections. Nothing turns them on more than knowing that they can make a handsome man get an erection. It validates their beauty and sexuality and gives them a sense of power. Trust me dude. Tell her that erection is all because of her. Tell her every time you think of her you get erect.
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yeah i'm so in, give me a few and ill get this done
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>>607520292
huzzah!
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That's fucking disgusting and pathetic. I would beat the fuck out of Mike.
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>>607520292
hype
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>>607513340
I was waiting for this thread!

>>607519199
Femanon here who started rolling in the last thread. it close before I could do another... Rollin again!
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>>607520292
fuck yes anon give her the dick
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>>607520625
Tits or gtfo
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>>607520625
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>>607520625
Timestamp with tits or gtfo
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>>607520625
Don't bother rolling, just do it
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>>607520625
You know the rules. Tits or gtfo
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>>607513340

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b3FYQB2rD4
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>>607520292

way to not listen to these actual good pieces of advice: >>607520282 >>607519147

now you fucked it up. idiot. you got cerebral when you to be visceral with her.

god you aspie faggots know nothing about women. jesus i'm going out and getting laid by an 8/10 slut. later retards.
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>>607520625
Pic related, dear femanon.
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>>607520928
>*you had to be visceral
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>>607520292
fake
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>>607520718
>>607520881
>>607520812
>>607520853

Nope. Sorry guys, No timestamps. I'm only posting if I roll trips. it's 4:42 here in Cali and there's fuck all to do.
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>>607520943
Will do, good sir!
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>>607521221
>>/out/
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>>607520292
Matt is dead all praise Josh
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>>607521221
fuck
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>>607521221
Mkay newfag
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This is so fucking awesome I love this shit I hope he records himself fucking her in the throat and ass
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>>607521221

>13/f/cali
>i'm real
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>>607521221
Then GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>607521221
I'm only one state away from you maybe you could just come over here and show me dem tatas
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>>607521221
plenty of stuff depending on where you are in Cali and what your into.
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What would the timestamp prove? It could easily be a ruse even with a timestamp.
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bow down before your god
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>>607521341
>>607521412

Mkay summerfag. The way I see it, if you wanted pics of tits, just refresh a page on B. That's all that's on there right now.

If you want to see if I get trips, and dad gets nips, You'll keep an eye out.
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>>607521607
Newfag alert
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>>607521221
It's a fucking beautiful day out in the beach cities
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>>607521683
make them biggar
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>>607521683
congrats faggot
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>>607521432
24/F/Cali actually. But whatevs, blueballs :)
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>>607521683
11 minutes on the phone and it went from nothing to nudes.
Sure.
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>>607521477
Nope.

umadbro.jpg
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>>607520625
Please my dicl needs you to show your dad/bro tits please please please
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>>607521683
Make that higher res you fucking jew
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>>607521844
DUBS WINRAR
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>>607521683
OK I thought so, faggot is talking to himself. He has two accounts that he's talking with
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>>607521683
>>607521920
yeah...details?
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>>607521683
Is that a dick inside of a hedgehog
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>>607521683
post the pictures.
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>>607521585
Unfortunately, it's a case of money, anon. All my current monies are going into getting my green card. moved here from UK to marry my wife.
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>>607513340

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b3FYQB2rD4
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awesome!
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>>607521983
seems she had a thing too

>>607519147
this anon was right, thanks
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>>607521714
A. Not the same person
B. How would either of us be summerfags if YOU'RE the one flaunting your faggotry and disregarding the rules.
C. I just wanted to make 3 points. Become an hero bitch.
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>>607521683
I'll only bow if you post the actual pictures
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>>607522007
kekd Mr Bond
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>>607521546
Wifey would not approve. Sorry anon.
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i'll post the ones i put up in the chat, you faggots grow some actual balls
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>>607522107
how's Cali so far?
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>>607521844
send nudes to your dad
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>>607521776
Agreed. But nothing to do while out. I'm not going to the beach just to get sand in my bikini. boring as fuck.
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>>607521683
You should fuck her...post results
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>>607522379
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>>607521844
Go on send them
>inb4 never see this bitch again
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>>607521844
What part of Cali you from?
>inB4 right near da beach, boooyyy
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>>607522489
i might
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>>607522502
What kind of sane person has a pc, laptop, and a shitty room like that, when he fucks a young women and has a 19 y/o son?

C'mon faggots, that's a room for a mid 20's guy
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>>607522599
she fucking sucks at grooming
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>>607522173
1.Didn't realise, Didn't care, both summerfags.
2. Rules were made to be broken. you'd all probably be disappointed with my boob pics anyway, they're pretty small.
3. Yay 3 points !
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>>607522599
fake as fuck, those sheets are not gray in the last picture.
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>>607522780
ps3*
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>>607522403
If I roll trips, will do, and will post proof.
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>>607522812
no.
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>>607522476
Go for a hike or some shit or trip around newport and laugh at springbreakers
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>>607522812
just adding that small boobs are da bes
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>>607522857
one is sheets, other is comforter
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>>607522502
That's the comforter fuck tard
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>>607522920
Just do it anyway. You know you want to.
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>>607522857
v
>>607523020
seriously how fucking dumb are you
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More story go go go
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>>607522397
Pretty cool. Everything is expensive as hell, and they seem to want to tax you on everything. Weather can get way too hot, so sitting around in just panties all day is kinda the norm while I wait for my god damn work permit to show up (So pissed I can't work yet).

Wifey doesn't seem to mind though. Regular sex, regular vidya, regular netflix and cuddles.

So yeah, all good.
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>>607522812
but I love small boobs
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>>607522780
A winner
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>>607513340
Just got here , was part of last epic bread where fucking nothing happened..

Any good updates/basedanons?
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>>607516953
/thread
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this thread is all sorts of fucked up.
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>>607523225
like super dumb
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>>607522476
Must confess, the hiking sounds like a pretty good idea. Might organize one tomorrow.

Wouldn't know a spring-breaker if on stared me in the face though, anon. From England, and we don't do spring breaks, we just do gap years.
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>>607523466
welcome to /b/
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>>607522379
>>607522502
You should keep this up, hell fuck her man. Might be some fun

>>607522599
I agrre, keep up the fb and post results. Been without for too long and this has me 8nsta bonoring
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>>607522599
>>607522502
>>607522379
>>607521683
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>>607523624
if someone actually grows some balls and does the same, i'll post more and go into detail
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>>607523509
There ya go, go to Holy Jim trail or black star canyon depending on where you're at.

Ah, I'm a local and the springbreakers are fucking everywhere. 8 different sets of sirens outside my work today cause they dont know how to fucking swim or drive and they wonder why we hate them
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