choke on a cucumber

>>607432469
jesus christ, whatever you do just do it quick

>>607432546
Rolling

>>607432546
Can I insert it into myself first?

show tits

>>607432469
Timestamp or gtfo

show us your tits

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gtfo

Post tits+face. Social suicide.

>>607432596

cucumber in pussy, deliver please

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>>607432469
by shitposting wew lad maymays everywhere until you die of dankness

Doubtful...

you give all your money to [email protected] on PayPal and you end your miserable life with a knife to the throat

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Join sex gang, die by the dick.
Live by the dick, die by the dick.
>Pic related, is my dack

choke on a cucumber

>>607432469
dont do it op, live can me nice

End it by begging attention in the internet till you die.

>>607432469
Naturally about 80 years from now

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Hang yourself live for /b/ to see.

Post nudes on here then choke on your daddy's slong

>>607432469
Plastic bag over your head, seal it with tape around your neck while you stream it on twitch. post link before doing so.

You don't

>>607432469
loose wheight, get hit on by attractive men and get your pussy drilled into oblivion. enjoy your live m8

>>607432911
winning

Let me enlighten your vagina with my cunnilinguism first

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>>607432911

>>607432469
you will make me chocke u to death while i fuck you

>>607432912
>don't
Faggot.

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here's my tits to those who wanted to see. I'm just running to the store to get a cucumber. should be back with it in 5-10min

Don't do it OP, you never know what tomorrow may bring

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>>607432911
We have a
>winrar

>>607432469
>>607432911
I DEMAND DELIVERY!

Think about it you fool...

>>607432984
nice boobs

>>607432469
>>607432546
>>607432984
Dubs, legit

>>607432984
Nice tits, will wait for cucumber.

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>my last day today. it's been a good life anons.. but I've got terminal cancer and the chemo and radiation therapy isn't doing me any good.

>>607433217
nice wig then

>>607432469
>>607432469
Keila S?

>>607432984
That's cleavage, not tits. We need tits. Try again OP

>>607432469
How come?

>>607433297
that's my hair. that was the day before the chemo started. :(

>>607433217
Where are you from?

>>607433217
Fight you fool you don't know if nothing's gonna change

>>607432469
Too soon

>>607433217
Chemo and radiation, but you still have your hair..... timestamped tits, or gtfo

>>607433217
smoke weed, be happy, maybe it helps you
TITS OR GTFO tho

>>607433318
Oh, already answered.
Why not imminent cancer death though?
That'd be far more interesting an experience.

>>607433300
is that you babe? I'm sorry I ran out on you. I just have to do this .. I can't live like this anymore

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>>607433356

I genuinely hope OP delivars timestamp... I'd happily lavish with attention then.

>>607433408
she said that pic was taken day before therapy.

>>607433375
I get it

post cancer feet

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>>607433217

>>607432690
I hate you so much

>>607433571
kek nice one faggot

slit your wrists with timestamped paper

You should spend your last moments enjoying every last pleasure on earth by the time your done you will be 87 and will be a ripe age for death. Ending your life is for losers its what quiters do and often times they can't even do that right so suck it up princess go enjoy life and stop being selfish.

At least make sure you live life to the fullest first. Like, get a credit card/loan and do whatever your heart desires.

OP should be back soon...

Livestream your death please?

timestamp

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>>607432690
>pronouncing it maymay
>it's meem

wew lad

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>too soon

>>607433961
So her next of kin can inherit her debt?

show tits before an hero OP

Deepthroat a niggerdick till you pass out and die

>>607432469
In the U.S., go to one of our ethnically challenged cities and start yelling, "NIGGER."

>>607433217
Less whine. More cucumber.

ok I'm home with the cucumber. it's kinda small since they're not in season. so am I to insert it into me, then choke/gag on it while I put a bag on my head and put duct tape around my neck while livestreaming it on twitch?

>>607434201
and give us the link pls

>>607434201
Twitch? Nah. Use something else.

>>607433983
>being this new

>>607432469
gag on my cock

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sorry boys need a wank

>>607434201
Less talky more cucumbery.

>>607434201
First, put note on cucumber with the date and time, then take a picture with it next to your face.

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here I just took this.

>>607434436
TIMESTAMP

I really hope OP delivers and soon.
My boner is fading fast.

>>607434436
godammit woman i said TITS

>>607434436
That may be so, but we request a note stating the date and time in the picture- thats the evidence that you are who you say you are. Actually, you can take a pic with the cucumber.

>>607432469
Don't give up.... Change is coming

this is my son. I drowned him in the tub last night. my sister is going to bury he and I in the desert after she comes here in a couple hours after I do this. God forgive me :(

>>607434700
forget pic...?

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>>607434700
sorry. forgot pic

>>607434617
give up OP, nothing will change

but instead of ending life like a pussy, live it out hard. get on some drugs. be a slut. do everything you're "not suppose" to do

don't be a bitch

>>607433356
>>607434436

kek

>>607434798
You are just taking these from someone facebook and posting them here, you suck OP

Fuckin messed

wow why would you drown your son

>>607434798
Cant you just show us your tits?


Or his corpse?

summer is strong with this thread

>>607434900
these are my own pics. :s

>>607434281
you must be new here

>>607434910
He was a little cock gobbler .

>>607432469
Do it you fucking bitch. Kill yourself right now. Everyone hates you, you fucking slut.

>>607432469
> no timestamp on any pics
> op is a basement dwelling fagger 4 real

>>607434700
At least have the decency to dig your own grave. And your sons. You're the one who killed him after all. Dont make your poor sister do all the hard work

>>607435036
You're proving nothing... and you're losing attention. the thread will turn spiderman shortly if you don't comply with requests.

>>607435036
so TITS OR GTFO stupid

>>607435036
Prove it, post timestamp with your face

>>607434886
What he said

>>607435110
we dug the graves on Monday night, well I did.

>isn't showing proof
>has random pictures of samefag
>hasn't even shown damn cucumber
Fuck you OP. I'm out.

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>>607435147
here you go :(

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>>607435122

Go run out in traffic on the interstate

OP is a faggot that should get cancer

/thread

>>607435333
Time stamp it

>>607435333
We need timestamp!! take a new pic with the cucumber.

>>607432469
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
THREAD IS SHIT AND FAKE

SAGE THIS THREAD

SPIDERMAN, TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD!

>>607433983
i kek'ed above average m8, thanks for this

>>607435358
I ALREADY HAVE CANCER FUCK YOU

>>607435334
SAVE US SPIDERMAN

Red faced fgt running out of ideas. Pls die op

>>607435333
nice trips but no timestamp or face, OP still a faggot

>>607435333
Damn. How do you keep getting dubs and trips?

OP, in order for us to believe this is really you, we need a timestamp. Go find a sharpie and write the date and time and /b/ on one of your tits. It's really quite simple

>>607435333
Nice tits, need cucumber timestamp though.

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no one will taste this pussy ever again

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>>607435473
>Spiderman Thread

>>607435612
8/10. would eat.

By starving to death and listening to Cantonese opera through the whole process

>>607435462
I hope you get it twice kek

>>607435572
Yeah. It's easy. Just grab a piece of paper and write down today's date and the current time. You must also show your face in the pic.

>>607435612
Well that looks delicious! Just prove it's you!!

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>>607435702
Top kek! Wew lad

>>607432469
Too soon.

When was the last time we actually had someone become an hero live on /b/?

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here you go

>>607435937
top fuck off, go you

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>>607436004
You look like shit.

>>607436004
Well, OP confirmed not to be full of shit. Not any more at least...

any of you boys wanna make me into a man before I die?

>>607432469
>>607432984
>>607433217
>>607434436
>>607434798
>>607435333
>>607435612

OP if you will stay true to your word, at least give us a city to look for in a few hours... so we know it was you.

>>607436004
Also, this is not a timestamp. take a picture with the cucumber.

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>>607433987

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>>607432469
suffocate yourself with your tits

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Wew lad

>>607436153
Bloomington.

>>607436328
Indiana or Illinois?

Also, why no picture of you holding the cucumber by your face?

>>607436467
>>607436404
>>607436326
>>607436208
>>607436154
bedtime faggots. thanks for the keks

;-;

>>607434798
Why would you kill your child if he's not dying?

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LOLOLOLOLOL you dumb fucks will believe anything. just remember what your buddy Montell Williams said.

>>607436813
So... theres no more nudes then...?

>>607436813
>average body type

>>607432469
Choke on a dick

>>607435888
>>607436813
so she's using a criminal's pic?

>>607436813
>interests: my grandkids
>39 years old

>>607433987
We get it!

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>>607434436
just took this this was my hair before chemo
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