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Alright, story time b >be me >17 >recently moved to
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Alright, story time b

>be me
>17
>recently moved to another state
>middle of nowhere
>trees for days
>only 2 houses other than ours within 5 miles
>After living there about 7 months neighbors already think of me like a son
>Neighbor family has 9/10 daughter
>Let's call her erinn
>Erinn is about 13 years old so I keep it to myself
>Summer rolls around and school is out
>I graduated early online due to not wanting to meet all new people at a new school after move.
>Neighbors parents decide they want to go on an adult cruise, basically they want to go get wasted for a week
>they invite my parents
>ask me if I'm okay with watching erinn while they're gone
>Decide I don't mind since I don't really know anybody in the area anyways and I've mostly been taking care of myself for 7 months while parents are at work.

pic semi related

Continue?
Promise no dinosaur or anything.
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Go on..
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Cont. OP
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Yes please.
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>>607421518
inb4dinosaurs
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cont. plz
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Cont
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yes op
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>>607421518
did you fuck her in her pussy?
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>>607421518

>Cruise time rolls around a few weeks later
>Staying at neighbors house with erinn because it's nice. They have a pool, sweet hdtv ect
>inb4 op is a poorfag
>first day is about 89 degrees out so we decide to go for a swim in the pool
>I walk over to my house to get my board shorts
>Walk back to eriins house
>open door
>she is waiting in her somewhat undersized bikini as she has developed since the last time she used the pool
>try to contain my excitement

continuing
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Hurry anon
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>>607422015
still expecting one of the following:
>dinosaurs
>fresh prince
>reese's
>bears
>nessie
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>>607422015

>Erinn asks "you ready anon?"
>"yep"
>go thru backdoor to pool
>water is cool
>we start swimming around and i try and make conversation
>she starts talking about how she is upset she didn't get to go on the cruise

>>607422181
not gonna happen man
this is a legit one
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>2015
>not having this shit pretyped
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>>607422015
Swimming pool.
Both of you in swimwear.

You really couldn't have made it more of a generic story if you tried.
At least try and be original faggot.
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>>607422181
think it was dinosaur
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underage
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interest
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OP next time pre-type this shit, this is slow as fuck
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>>607422015
>Walk back to eriins house
>open door
I'm surprised there was no dinosaur
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green text storys make no sense without ids..
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>>607422407
>bring mine
>start walking it
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>>607422416
Moot, killer of greentext
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>>607421518
>>be me
>>17
GTFO underage b&
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>>607422249

>explain to her that it was a booze cruise
>"oh.."
>play marco polo ect. kinda bored
>go back inside after about an hour
>says she needs to take a shower after swimming
>whatevs
>she goes to the bathroom
>I go back outside
>boardshorts dry off quick
>after 20 mins I go back inside
>hear the shower turn off
>ffs 20 minute shower..
>go sit on couch and turn on tv
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>>607422582
>l2greentext
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I'm so keen for the ending I don't care if dinosaurs, prince or whatever shit's pretty kek anyway
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>erin get's ready to jump in the pool
>she looks me into the eyes and says
>"anon i'm gonna need you to do one thing"
>"what is it?"
>i'm gonna need about tree fiddy
fucking lochness sea monsters
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>>607422637
Had it highlighted, apparently comment 17 is kill.
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DICK BUTT
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>>607422738
>uses erinn with one n
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>>607422848
>not using erin
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>>607422601
heres a fuckin idea how about write more then a couple lines
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>>607422601


>>607422582
this was a couple years ago

>Flipping thru channels
>I'm autistic and too stupid to use the guide
>not used to over 9000 channels
>Hear a door open
>See erinn in towel come from one door in hallway to another
>10 mins later she comes out wearing an oversized T shirt that come down to the middle of her white with pink lace panties
>hnnnnnng try not to stare
>around 8pm at the time, seems kinda early for that but im not complaining
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man this SHIT FUCKING SUCKS , either type faster or make longer parts you fucking faggot
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speed it up OP you faggot im losing my boner
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type faster OP
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>>607422738
I wish this was the real ending.
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Why the fuck can no one with green text stories type faster than 5 words per minute? Or pretype the shit. Goddamnit.
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>>607422943

>oversized T shirt that come down to the middle of her white with pink lace panties

Fuck off op.
Straight out of a shitty erotic story.

You couldn't even sit there and write one up? Lazy twat.
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>>607422943
>then all the spaghetti
>that my momz left me
>fell out my pocket
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op will surely finish this story eventually
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FASTR FAGET!
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>>607423143
>mfw
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Really? At 13 she comes out just dressed in panties? Clearly bullshit story from a virgin as fuck OP.
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op will not deliver moar.
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>>607422943

>She asks "whatchya watchin"
>eyes dart back to the TV
>"uhhh just some car show"
>change channel, didnt know what was actually on
>she sits down beside me
>starts talking more about how her parents are assholes for not bringing her on cruise
>tell her she wouldn't have wanted to go anyways and that I was having fun hanging with her
>She smiles and turned to the TV


I'm typing this on an ipad thing and the keyboard isnt the best so bear with me guise

feel free to post some other stories while waiting
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>2050-40+5
>not pretyping your whole story
op is a nignog
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>oversized T shirt that come down to the middle of her white with pink lace panties

Top kek
Autism/10
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>>607423257
i have a 14yo cousin who wears just a shirt and panties around the house
>not that unrealistic
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>>607423349
Agreed. Oversized T shirt that only falls as far as a regular sized one? Maybe OP remembers it being much hotter than it was, and maybe OP is a fagget.
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>>607423334
>sqrt(4,060,225)
>op is writing non-canon fiction as he goes
>we all still gon' fap
>at least make it good anon
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>>607423257
friends sister used too at 15, was hot as fuck
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fuck this I'm leaving
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>>607423314


>gave her the remote
>she changes channel to some movie I can't remember what it was
>Erinn says "I'll brb I'm going to the kitchen, want anything?"
>"no I'm good thanks."
>Erinn comes back
>see her panties kind of riding up the middle
>look back to the screen
>feel her sit down on my lap
>MUST CONTAIN ERECTION
>Try not to be awkward and put my arms around her waist
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>>607423257
banged a 14 year old when i was 17
thats all she wore
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Then Erin moves right next to me and says she ain't seen no dick before, so I pull it out and she sucks it like a pro. Then I cum in her. How's she 2 weeks preggers and what do?
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>underaged cute girl in swimsuit
>pool story
>oversized T shirt that come down to the middle of her white with pink lace panties

oh OP
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>>607423607

>conversation was in and out at this point
>she was focused in on the movie
>couldn't stop looking at her
>still smelled the shampoo in her hair
>casually move my right hand down her leg above her knee
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>>607423616
banged a 13y old when i was 16
thats alle she wore
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must keep erection but not sure if worth the effort
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>>607423780
I like you anon
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holy fuck OP this story reeks of bullshit
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>>607423734
>inb4 errin has a dick
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>>607423780
banged a 13yo when I was 8
thats all she wore
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>>607423780
banged a 17y old when i was 14
thats alle she wore
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>>607423734
type faster faggot
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>>607423734
Trying not to look awkward makes you look like a sexual predator.
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>>607423780
banged a 12 year old when i was 15
that lla she wo
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Boku no pico shit right here
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>>607423734

>she doesn't seem to mind
>her legs are so smooth
>she's still focused on the movie and eating the crackers she grabbed
>try to subtly move my hand up her leg to upper thigh
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fake story
Worse yet is how long this is taking

Im out
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>boring and generic
>not pretyped

I am out
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>fast forward to dinner
>whilst we eat dinner suddenly a mighty ogre roar rips through the house
>its happening.jpg
>Shrek then bursts through the wall with his eshrekt penis
>"which one of ye is anen arund year?"
>tears of joy fill my eyes, i look at erinn she's also crying tears of joy
>shrek then rips my dick off and ties it around erinns waist making a strap on
>"lass start fucken him en de mouth"
>he then starts fucking the hole where my dick used to be with his giant ogre dick whilst erinn spit roasts me with my dick
>it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
>shreks releases a mighty ogre roar and fills me with his hot green love
>suddenly erinns parents bursts into the house
>shrek looks them in the eye and says "its all ogre now"
>shrek flies out the ceiling
>shrek is love shrek is life
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too slow, bailing
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>>607423959
CUNT IM TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING FLOG HURRY THE FUCK UP CUNT
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>>607423959
OP, why don't you type faster you fucking faggot.
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>>607423780
banged a 20 year old when i was 10 (dog years)
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>>607423959
nigga it took you 2 mins 55 secs to type just that?
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>>607423780
Banged a 14 year old when I was 26
Thaw twor shes allh
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>>607423959

>>607424017
>>607424027
>>607424030
>>607423993


nobody is contributing and im giving you some real stuff..

dont want it?
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>>607423994
cont pls
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>>607423959
>touch her cunt
>she smiles at me
>I smile too
>mfw her parents have cameras in the living room
>mfw I'm not op
>mfw OP is a faggot
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>>607423994
kek
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>>607423942
Banged a 72 year old when I was 4

that's all she wore
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>>607424066
is the 20 in dog years?
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>>607423994
fuck you anon i hope your not OP
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>>607424121
i lold
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>i knew she was trying to seduce me
>she was just coming into the slut stage of puberty
>i was the only guy for miles and i was here alone in her loungeroom
>before i could even finish that thought
>she leaps across the room landing straight on my lap with her face just inches away from my face
>she whispered in me ear "are you forgetting somthing?"
>i say forget what?
>her face turns red with rage and intensity
>forget about the galgamacs!!
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>>607424141
>>607423915
banged an 34 year old when i was 7
thats alle she wore
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>>607424121
mfw no face
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>>607424157
I dont fucking know anon
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>>607424130
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I really need to get some sleep OP, and as generic as this shit is, I want to read the end. Hurry the fuck up! If you dinosaur me, I'll cut you.
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>>607424200
Banged a baby when I was old
that's alle she wore
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>>607424200
>>her face turns red with rage and intensity
>>forget about the galgamacs!!
Banged myself when i was me, thats all i wore.
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>>607424277
kek
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>>607424141
Banged a 3 year old when I was 75, that's all she wore
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>>607423994
wow, what a plot twist
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>>607424277
Banged myself
That's alle I wore
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>And then I raped her

/thread
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Banged my mom while getting birthed
thats all she wore
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>>607424329
caption should read
>my people need me
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>>607423959

>shes sitting there with her hand on my hand thats still around her waist
>not talking
>watching movie
>I move my hand closer to my other hand
>feel the pink lace rub against my index finger
>Can feel the warmth coming from her panties
>still no reaction
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fucking hell OP pretype this shit
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fuck OP how slow are you typing
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>>607424451
6 minutes to write this shit?
How the fuck do you type so slow?
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>>607424451
We are with OP cont.!
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>>607424451
Do you have a voice to text option or something you could try
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>>607421518
>be me
>17
>Erinn is about 13 years old

whats happening here
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>>607424592
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>>607424451
the suspense is killing me
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>>607424573
I'm pretty sure he does not have arms
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OP you're losing me.
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>>607424451
it takes you around 1 minute to write each line consisting of around 5 words. The fuck are you typing so slow for?
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>>607422738
THIS WAS FUCKING GOLD!
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>suddenly. Dicks everywhere
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>>607424451

>I begin to move my hand up her shirt
>she looked at me and moved her head closer to mine
>I began rubbing her stomach
>my dick becomes fully erect
>push her to the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>607424623
Yeah, the fag has an ipad thing, they have voice comand and voice typing shit for blind people.
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>>607424451
>I eventually start rubbing my index finger against her panties
>she moans and tells me to go on
>i feel something sticky inside her white lace pennies
>holyshit.jpg
>i insert my hand into her underpants
>feel something sticky
>instantly take off my hand and look at it
>see something red
>it's spaghetti sauce
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>threads been open for 40 mins
>nothings happened
Fuck you op, worst story teller ive came across
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>>607424736
>>607424751
kek
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>>607424736
ayy
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Knees weak, arms are hevy
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>>607424736
>>607424751

Too fast for real OP
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>>607424736
>>607424751
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice
fuck.
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Type faster
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>>607424736
took you 50 minutes to get to the end with the dinosaur
>Slow clap for OP
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>I start going for gold
>hear creak
>The door is opening
>ohshitohshit.jpg
>Turns out her parents didn't trust me
>In walk her auntie and uncle from Bel-Air
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>>607424833
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>>607423982
u didnt really leave you liar e.e... ur lurking
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STOP BEING SUCH A NIGGER AND FUCKING TYPE FASTER OP, TIME IS MONEY
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>>607424451

>Debating with myself if I should try anything more
>Decide to go for it
>move two of my fingers over to her soft little camel toe
>I feel her tense up a bit
>she doesn't acknowledge it verbally but now I know she knows
>start moving them in a slightly circular motion and i hear her take in a breathe sharply then let it out softly

>>607424592
>>607424623
Im trying guise
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>>607424898
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>>607423780
banged a 93y old when i was 207
thats all she wore
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>>607424918
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this is one of the most frustrating threads I've ever seen on /b

where the fuck is spiderman?

where is wew lad?

where is the banana?
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>>607424911

primeira vez que vejo essa


aeho mathias
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banged a 46 year old when i was 9
thats alle he wore
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>>607424918
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>>607424977
>wew lad
...the fuck is wew lad?
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fuck sakes OP its not difficult to type on ipad
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fucking yes continue
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>>607424943
twice
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i really really really like this thread
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This thread will 404 long before OP gets anywhere with the story.
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>>607425070
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and OP is complaining about no one participating
kek
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>>607425070
wait for it.....
wew lad i summon you
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>>607424918

>at this point I figure shes ok with it
>I move my other hand under her shirt and start playing with the lace line at her waist
>Her hands are on top of mine but not resisting
>I move my hand down into her underwear
>skin is so soft I start to get hard
>boner moves up
>slight moans at this point
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>>607425070
youve never heard of wew lad, the internets newest meme?
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>>607424977
>>607425070
>Wew lad
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>>607425071
Indeed, I'm on an iPad and I can write long and eloquent paragraphs very quickly.
I'm having a really tough time keeping even a halfy up right now I might just go to sex stories late r because the kind of stuff I'm into isn't allowed I to videos and pictures because the damn communist government
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finish. the fucking stories.
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>>607424918
>I feel her shift slightly in my lap
>She's turned around now facing me
>my hands are on her ass
>She stares into my eyes and whispers
>"I want to get your dick moist with my vaginal."
>MFW
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>>607425120
>>607425192
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>>607425070
wew lad
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>>607425155
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>>607424066
kek
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>>607425070
read the rules you fucking newfag
>>607424487
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>>607425196
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>>607425299
dance little man, dance!!!
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>>607425196

>she moves her right hand down to the head of my D
>>trying to hold back the force of 1000 suns
>dick like diamonds
>Start rubbing her pussy faster
>moaning
>she turns her head and starts kissing me
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This is getting interesting
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>>607425299
DANCE LITTLE MAN, DANCE
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i'm laughing so fucking hard at this

fucking 10/10 fanfic
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>>607425412
>she pushes me onto the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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Why op so slow?
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damn this is more boring than anything else i ever heard
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I know what this thread needs
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Toodled a doodler past the noodle
was all sheila wore
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>>607425412

>neither of us are paying any attention to the movie anymore
>take her shirt off
>she is facing me on my lap now
>making out
>feeling her nice perky b cups
>dat tan line
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I think this might be some better fapping material for the guys waiting on op..
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>>607425252
>>607425223
>>607425155
what is it? i saw it on reddit
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Type faster u autistic pedo
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>His palms are sweaty
>knees weak.jpg
>arms are heavy
>There's vomit on his sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
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Op I am fucking exhausted. Go the fuck yo bel air already so I can sleep.
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>start fingering her pussy
>she smileys
>tells me she is no virgin anymore
>I don't even care, just saying me neither
>Errin smileys
>Prents come home
>cathing us fucking
>mfw her dad told me gg wp
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>>607425583

>her panties are quite moist now
>pull my boarshorts off
>ask her to take her underwear off
>she obliges
>feel her wet pussy sliding over my D
>no penetration yet
>feel a guilty but so good
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>>607425703
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>>607421518
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad



    

  



  



  

     


  
                       









       


    
  
  
  
  
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annnnnnnnnnnd wew lad killed the boner, op pls faster )':
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>>607421784
this
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Go on op
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>>607425703
why the fuck are you on reddit?
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>>607425412
>she puts her hand inside my pants and start rubbing my hard dick
>she pulls it out
>i look at it
>it actually got so hard it turned into diamond
>she freaks out and starts screaming
>i impale her head with my dick so she won't tell anyone my secret
>mfw
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>>607425668
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>>607425668
What is that thing? Is that like when they remove someone's eye for surgery or something?
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>>607425773
wew lad gave me the boner
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>>607425735
>smileys
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>>607425723
underrated post
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>>607425813
MODS
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>>607425668
>anus
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
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>>607425748
>feel a guilty
>singular
>just like op
>alone

/thread
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>>607425851
kek
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>>607425813
Win
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>>607425735
kek wp
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>>607425763
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Come on OP I'm getting wood again here in the office.
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Who is Op?
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>>607422738
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>>607425583
>>607425196
>>607424918
stop with these pics or I won't last til the end of the story
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>>607425813
/thread
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>>607425748

>Pick her up and take her in arms to her bedroom
>pink shit everywhere
>both naked
>lay her on bed
>ask her if shes ready
>Erinn nods
>go in without a condom
>never ever ever felt anything that good before in my life
>going slowly for her as it is her first time and Im already close to blowing my load
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>>607425813
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>>607425813
>>607425937
>>607426031
>>607426093

painful samefagging
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>>607426033
how errinsponsible
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>>607426033
>pink shit everywhere
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>>607423498
:)
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>>607426148
Aye aye cap'n
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>>607426033
>go in without condom
>Implying you should even contemplate wearing a rubber when banging somthing so pure
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>>607426033
>going slow
>ever
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>>607426033
dubs

>just french kissing and thrusting now
>hear her making sweet little moans of pleasure
>not sure if she can get pregnant or not
>tell her I don't want to risk it and ask if we can finish another way
>"like how?"
>ask her if I can finish in her mouth
>she nods and changes position
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>>607425813

kek yer dicks is now diamondz
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>>607426222
Trips speak the holiest of truths.
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>sitting on couch with errin
>watching movie
>suddenly Germany
>Errin gets up totally confused
>falling to the ground and keeps saying
>"Das 3 Reich lebt"
>mfw I fucked her while she was unconsious
>feltgood.jpg
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>she puts her hand on my d
>I grab her ass hard
>she tries to kiss my neck! but I'm not having any of it
>I take her top off and she lays back on the couch
>this bitch wants the d
>I pull down her panties and she tells me to lose the board shorts
>I pull down my pants
>she giggles
>u avin a giggle m8?
>u fink this funny?
>I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals
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>And now I'm a daddy.
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>>607426320
:^)
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>>607426320
TOP KEK
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>>607425763
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>>607426302
m8 you defs avin a giggle
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> forgot to mention
> i'm 37
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Fucking pedophiles
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>>607426398
Underrated typo.
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>>607424815
palms sweaty
mom's spagetti
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>>607426302
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
>I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words
>You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
>Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>607426415
You're awfully far down in this post to be calling names.
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>>607426292
kekle n hyde
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>>607424190
FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEX????
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>>607426302
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>TL;DR

What happened?
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>>607426320
There's a mark on her ass.

It's that majin boo's "m".

You're screwed OP.
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>So I finished in her mouth
>man milk all over her
>some drips in the worst of places
>Like I said earlier, I'm a daddy now, and all these pictures have been my daughter and her friends.
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You were too late OP
IN the time it took you to write this story the ambient air in my room got me off and made me cum, better than you could have
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>>607426470
kek
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>>607421826

Sauce of gif?
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>>607426264

>shes not great at the motions but I'm still kinda inexperienced sexually and it feels amazing
>feel it coming
>D starts throbbing in her mouth
>she says on like pro
>walk off to bathroom
>hear her washing mouth out
>she comes back
>puts on new underwear and lays down beside me
>turn pandora on some soft rock channel on my phone
>drift off to sleep holding her
>end of day 1

Thats all i can do for now
sorry it took so long to type out
no dinosaur as promised
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