Cops are here, act natural /b/
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Cops are here, act natural /b/
N-nothing to see h-here
>>607420862
Nothing to see here officer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3SXBirhH7s
>>607420862
Don't worry officer, I'm white.
hello officer
what on earth could be wrong?
>>607421348
Melt steel cant fuel jet beams
>>607420862
Why do the cops always have to show up when I'm having dinner with my wife? Just because I'm 41 and she's 19. They're just jealous that I'm with a young hottie.
Totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.
NOTHING OFFICER HOW ARE YOU!
>>607421685
what the fuck man you fucking pedo
>be me, 14ish
>on acid
>midnight with friends
>walking along a quiet road we find roadworks
>cones
>acid+cones = lulz
>we block off the road with the cones
>walk away
>we achieved something tonight brothers
>police pull up beside us
>"what funny fucker did that to the road?"
>my friend "what cones?"
>waytogodickhead.jpg
>giggles hit hard
>laugh in police faces
>they drive away
>did that just happen?
>>607422089
>pedo
>posts picture of jimmy nutrin
>that's hot
>ALLAHU AKHBAR!!
>>607422213
>did that just happen
no, you made it up just now
>>607420862
What's the officer problem?
>>607421124
>shitty as res.
GTFO
>>607420862
>be me
>10, fat kid
>actively plays world of warcraft
>its my birthday
>'How old are you, anon?'
>mfw I said 'Level 11'
