OP OP OP OP OP
IS IS IS IS IS IS
A A A A A A A A
FAGGOT FAGGOT
FAGGOT FAGGOT
nigger.

My dick gets bigga 'cause I'm a crazy nigga
My dick gets bigga 'cause I'm a crazy nigga
My dick gets bigga 'cause I'm a crazy nigga

>>607401654
bump

>>607401870
not bad

i got a reckless flow
now you know
when I spread my asshole
your dads cum will show

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga- Lil wayne

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Hip-hop and rap are nothing more than aggressive lyrics set to simplistic beats and melodies. They take very-little skill or hard work to create and are subsequently enjoyed by those with no appreciation of skill or hard work.

Also, hip-hop and rap tend to be something of a catalyst for violent acts committed by these unintelligent, uninspired, unskilled and lazy people (mostly men). Ironically, were one to resort to violence in an attempt to remove said-problem (I can think of a few who'd be first to go), this would negate the argument, entirely. So, the rest of us just put up with hip-hop, rap and their followers.

Pic related. It's a REAL musician.

>tl;dr: It's 2015, there are so many wondrous things we've learned we can do with our voices, in unison, with other hard-working people practicing until their fingers bleed, and there are STILL those who listen to people talking over a generic melody and beat?

unf. unff. UGHNF. YEAH NIGGA COMIN IN ON THIS BEAT GONNA CUM ON YOUR FEET WITH MY PET PARAKEET THAT IS VIETNAMESE GO GRAB MY CAR KEYS AND ILL DRIVE TO THE STORE FUCK YOUR MAMAS TIGHT PUSSY THEN ILL CALL HER A WHORE DID THAT SHIT 20 YEARS AGO NAMED OUR BABY OP NOW THAT NIGGAS SPITTIN DOO DOO ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN BEAT. MEANWHILE I SPIT THIS FUCKIN FLAME LIKE MY NAME IS GERMANE I GET THIS BLACK ASS FAME AND ALL THIS MONEY I CLAIM IM A RAPIN ROBOT AND I SHOT A FUCKIN COP FOR HIS FUCKING PARKING SPOT MEANWHILE OP FAPS TO FURRYS MAN THAT SHITS HOT I GET ALL TURNED ON THEN I FUCK HIM IN THE BUTT IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT IM SAYING BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

>>607402523
terrible, didn't even rhyme
0/10

>>607402842
>the remix

MEANWHILE OP FAPS TO FURRYS MAN THAT SHITS HOT I GET ALL TURNED ON THEN I FUCK HIM IN THE BUTT IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT IM SAYING BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK.FUCK YOUR MAMAS TIGHT PUSSY THEN ILL CALL HER A WHORE YEAH NIGGA COMIN IN ON THIS BEAT.
FUCK HIM IN THE BUTT
FUCK HIM IN THE BUTT
BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK.
FUCK HIM IN THE BUTT
. MEANWHILE I SPIT THIS FUCKIN FLAME LIKE MY NAME IS GERMANE!

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>>607403028

Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it

Got faded last night,
Im the type who writes and starts knife fights,
With a stranger who,
Believes the son of god was born in a manger,
That crew, max brew intake
Create a crater in your hood, throw in the fakes,
I takes what i want and leave nothing left, burning down the crops, agricultural stress, a cultural mess, some depressed vets so shook they rock a bulletproof vest, daily, through hazy fears labed crazy by peers who grind all the gears, causing other brothers without mothers to cry bloody tears

>>607403307
hey dog; YOU WANNA LICK MY BALL?!

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>>607403483
Yeah ya dew

>>607403483
YEAH YOU DO

>>607403028
i just popped a molly, now im tryna fuck miley cyrus. fuck billy ray cyrus im your daddy now gonna put my dick up in your ass and it aint comin out if you dont like what im sayin bitch i dont give a fuck cause it wont change the fact that my dick is in your butt

>>607401654
Is that Rosamund Pike?

You ain't nothin but a bad mistake
You slipped through the grim reapers rake
When yo mama tried to get'cha outta her womb
You had the nerves to send her to the tomb
You were a stillborn, get your shit from youporn
You got your ass get reborn, just to get your gay on
OP something with your mind 's wrong

Let's start with rule one, sure it sounds fun, tell these niggers to rap and expect 'em to run with it, though it isn't explained expressly you oughta known they'd blow testes. That brings me back to my point, you can make these threads, please feel free to. Just don't break the law, these "rhymes" SHOULD be illegal.

>>607401654

Another faggot, dag-nabbit.
OP, quit tryna be a G. Can't you see
that no one cares about your rap stylings,
You're just plain tiring, you fucking kykling.

The horrific quality of the bars in this thread almost make me appreciate the work those apes put into writing their "music".

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>>607402523
>people like things I don't like

Its 2015 and there are still faggots who have to interject in threads that don't pertain to them.

If I could pontificate a bit for your edification-- rapping or rhythmic dictation as I like to call it falls squarely under the definition of music as per Webster; "vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.)"

It is REAL music just like you are a REAL faggot. You have such a limited worldview of this genre of music you have no concept of what rap and hiphop can be at their best and used for the power of enrichment and enlightenment, not degeneracy and ignorance. (See: K-rino, Eyedea/Abilities, Gambino, etc.)

Any other type of music genre can be bastardized; from screamo-death-core bullshit that talks about consuming fetuses in breathless screams and low-pitched bellows to country music that talks about burning down your man's house if he isn't home 10 minutes after closing time at work. You have stumbled upon only the worst examples of an art form and therefore by taking those scraps of un-knowledge and positing that is a complete representation and distillation of the entirety of the body of work that millions of people have dedicated their lives to...you're simply a child.

Not exploring all genres of music is having a taste that is literally equivalent to having half of your tongue chopped out. Now post some fucking lyrics or get the fuck out your talent-less fuck.

Got a Calc test tomorrow and I'm wallowing in my sorrow. 2 AM now watchin porn because I'm horny. "Greatest Rapper Alive" is the title that should adorn me, I made your girl say cheese, call me macaroni.

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This with an 808 would sell a billion more copies than anything posted here. Go fuck yourselves, conscious hip hop = you broke, bitch

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER RIMS....
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CHAINS....
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WHITE....
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CASH....
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ASS....
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER HOES....
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JEWELS....

>>607403470
not even bad

They say you should rap about what you know, let your life experiences direct your flow, but there's a problem with that, I tell you it's true, cos I'm a privately educated middle class Jew.

>>607401654
a rap verse where you proclaim how good your rapping skills are.

how cliche.

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating

>>607401654

Quarterbacks don't tackle.

If you puffin your chest, heaven your breath
say your opinions to the microphone, as if
you think that's gonna help you and your own
when CNN comes callin', FOX comes with their drawlin'
tryin' to sit on one side of the fence or other in
their black and white shit-fight, the next President

In the end you won't have it both ways
This is the lead-in to the end of days

If you think Zionism has a right here
You just stunned in your fight-or-flight here
Take a side and take the ride, pick up a gun
You choose one or you choose none.

>>607404329
3/10

You better give yourself a shotgun toncilectomy,
Like kurt cobain's brain stains the canopy
Before I wreck your self esteem indirectly,
Mashing words together impromptu,
No recipe
Not the best of me
Just a glimpse within
Chopping up your fingers
With a blade hand crafted by my niggers
The flyest figures in the kitchen
Best be hiding your women
No decision to make
I take the pussy
Push me, and youll be all bloody
Face mushy, brake the bones in your dome
In your own home, sitting there on the porcelain throne
Smoking home grown green, then the mean anon comes in with a cannon quoting ganon slaying sayings laying down the bad ones

Mock
Yeah!
ing
Yeah!
Bird
Yeah!
Mocking bird
have you heard

>>607401654
My rage burns strong
My hand is steady
Its held up high an at the ready
She says shell have the money soon
I says bitch its haf pas noon
She turns away gives me the hand
So i pull out my 9 and began to demand
I says bitch do you wanna die?
Nigga be coo you is too high
Had all i can stan
Cant stand no mo
She meets my hand
She meets the flo

>>607402523
Want to fedora any harder faglaroid

>>607403835
Only good one

>>607404399
10/10

herpadee derpadee doo
hee hee who
wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
woo woo woo

>>607402523
hail mary mallon
>real mc's
>you say very little skill?
>listen to kiln and tell me there is no skill in that!!
Stay true to your faggot status!

non of you faggots doing any multi-syllabic rhyming. git gud

>>607403854
On to rule two,
>>607402523
I'm looking at you, and a few more soon.
Shitpost because you can't rap you can't sing you can't hum
Enjoy your naps your and your swings and your free lunch
Just don't make it so obvious where you're from
You probably shouldn't be here, you didn't read the rules
Rule two says to leave here, go back to school.

The consumed gift orbits.
The salt brushes the orchestral stack before a spigot.
The possible door clicks outside the wrath.
Can the perceived tip solo?
A heating valley enters without the wisdom.
The poet stacks a shed.
A repaired drawback enjoys the welcomed diagonal.
The fool gold accepts with the friend.
The decline struggles within a welfare.
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God.

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Fuck that nigga Paul,
Nibble on my balls,
Claims to be the king,
But spends his days in /pol/
Sip on alcohol,
Also on some hash,
My shit will hit you quicker than a high Speed Crash,
Need to find me?
Gotta be fast
That my nigga
is the Slash B Slash

>>607404663
mad/10

>>607404923
Neutral Milk Hotel?

Our goals differ, so my nipple shrunk.
Your girl suck black dick call it "purple tongue"
Your mom sucks white cock and inserts the cum
directly in her mouth and celebrates when her work is done

critical thinking no whats this material i'm trapped on the spherical

maniacal delerium personification of greed looking to steal dough what you know

nothin till they teach ya damn preacha fattening up ya intellectual meat gonna eat ya

so get learned about many mystical things and see the true power of the languages of sin

demons grin they got you locked in with none of the chagrin that comes with lifelong imprisonment

heaven sent the decadence you find relevant in perpetuance? think again.

silly men saw fruits of every tree these devils would plant.

apples gored to the core, rights cut up on the floor, making your daughters whores.

killing your sons in droves. whats do the masses really know about violence in their homes

how many guns do you own? confident you can protect your throne?

these criminals at the top have drones. don't gotta let you know that you're owned.

you don't like those oats don't sow 'em. you see your lawn getting tall you mow it

why should the people at the top be condoned? can't sit on the internet bitch and moan.

got you people out here all 1 1 clones devoted to things you don't even know

so neurotypical its simple to wizard you magick with a k thats what they practice

its not fanatic to imagine gossamer ceremonies bowing to higher entities advocating blessings in bohemian grove

the power at work here is what you know and the fact that you believe that you can think you know.

I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE
I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE
I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE
I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE
I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE
I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE
I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDIUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE

>>607404921
OP, you're ignoring rule three
I invite you, take a quick read.
You'll see it clearly addresses indecipherable text.
Can't tell if you're shitposting but it makes me depressed
to know ISIS hasn't severed your head from your neck.

If you decide to sleep,
In your room i'll creep
Discreet, yet neat as I
Slice off your feet,
Doom fills your mind,
Thrice i find, in time,
Everybody comes to terms with a dime
Pushed into their chest with the force of gunpowder,
Eternal rest thereafter, a choice hour
3:21 am Ill be there
Like freddy krueger killing you while you stare at eyelids
I kill kids too, too taboo for you or your crew, the same ones I ran through causing night mares, ensnared to scare, no fair that I catch you dreaming, I'm scheming of leaning over your soon to be corpse, on a lark I force blades within the torso, coughing up blood into a pillow, then its off into the dark with your freshly made widow

Wanna die, thrown out into the friendzone
All I wanted to do was go out for a fuckin' cone
Now I'm sitting here on /b/
Trying to find the best way to end the life of me

Got led on for a year,
Last Thanksgiving, mommy found out I'm a queer
Didn't deal with it too well,
and not because of that retarded shit like heaven and hell

And honestly I'm fucking done
I was obsessed with him, he was the fucking one
Now I'm gonna die, because inside me, there's fucking none

Pushed out the thoughts with some 'tussin
Brain damage out the ass, but who's bluffing?
Why do I care, as long as I can trip balls and hang myself off the Catholic Church high walls?

Defecated on the beat, yeah I'm such a shit talker
Said my verses always stink, but that's cause im the shit walking
Yeah
Call me George Walker Bush, I puff on the kush
Said she never need a razor, I;m lovin the bush
These niggas drownin in pussy while I'm drownin in hair
It's like a jungle daddy flash, I'm needing the nair
I'm steady flossin like damus, while im eatin my samus
And she suckin the sausage while im playing with samus

I DONE WENT GONE, I DONE WENT GHOST
I FLIP THAT SWITCH ON, THEN I BOAST
MAKE A TOAST? YEAH MAKE A TOAST
TO THESE FUCK NIGGAS THAT IM GON ROAST
YOU GOT EXTRA BOY? I GOT THE MOST
YOUR BITCH IS PARASITE, MY DICK IS HER HOST IM GONE

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>>607406007
Read rule four and you'll realize your mistake
You've asked idiots to rap, you've asked for a raid
So now here I am, I'm here to invade

ok this is a rap about 4chan,
lets hope this thread doesnt 404
because what im about to spit
could start a fuckin flamewar
yes that's an outdated term, but ya'll are using outdated words
like lel, kek, top kek, roody poo
i bet you faggots like fucking memes too
ur using proxies like tor to post in cheese pizza threads
hoping the feds dont kick down ur door cause its not really a cheese pizza thread
i cant think of anything else to say, but did you know
9/11 wasnt real they said, does it sound like a conspiracy to you?

I'm wannabe the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch the jews is my request
To gas them is my cause.

I will travel across europe, conquer far and wide,
Teach jews to understand, they shouldn't be alive
Jews ...gotta catch 'em all!!
It's you and me...
I know it's my destiny
Goebbels...Oh..you're my best friend,
in a world we must defend germany.
Jews...Gotta catch 'em all!!
A heart so true--Our courage will pull us through!
You teach me and I'll gas you!
Jews!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!

And I always knew
that there would come a time when I'd be
filled up by my emptiness
'cause I'm crushed under my own debris
collapsin' from it's heaviness and I
I always swore that I would not walk off the edge of this
I'd rather let it live, or fight to rest within the death of it.

In the end I won't forget the time we spent, bleeding as solders in the rain.
Where we were always safe we now are freezing over.
If we breathe we will be relieved, yeah no one said this would be easy.
I'm so bad with departures
I don't even want my breath to leave me.

Oh, but it's the only way to waste low
The bow of this ship hits a colder place
If I stole all the pain from our souls, could hold Till my shoulders break?
Would I fall or shake?

Do they close the case?
For closure's sake
When I'm livin' in a place that we overstayed
Too high, 'cause we aimed for the stars and they shot us down
Nothing but a ghost remained and that's gone.

>>607406313
>Punch lines

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>>607401654
Hey, look at me, yo im browsing the net again
Shitposting on four chan, yep i roll with the /b/est of them

I know you think im gay, but i dont swing that way
Im just a neet, with no beat, pls no bully today

If i had one wish, all i would need to say
Is stop lurking in this thread, im done posting m'kay.

>>607405627
here's another

i'm looking over my shoulder the world is getting colder
got entities out to get my dollars and sanity
toxins in the air and food poisoning mentally
quit substance cold turkey it was getting old to me
once you've realized i'm sure you'll agree
there's more to reason than physicality
spirit mentality is what got me to resume reality
cancerous bastards conspiring against me
framing good as the enemy, ruling the masses
cash implanted, supplanting the banishment of proper ideals and
disassociating the issues that we should be taking heed to, men.
promoting greed and glorification of ignorance
is this really the best we as humanity get?
i wonder sometimes while i'm writing these rhymes
am i wasting my time? see! what is wasted time?
i don't see it as those linear lines
Einstein had it right the first time
your orbit around the star determines your lifetime
time dilation in nations closer to the equator
insurrection in places that concentrate their negative methods
continuous bloodshed and prolific diseases that keep you dejected
resist get beheaded, thats their terrible methods
so proactive to discredit veterans of the rest who died
and they stay dead. if you're wise and you fled
prepare to appear orange-red
drones tracking with their infra-red vision, they're overhead
you already got the mark, its all up in your pocket
carrying your smartphone around, its your soul-locket
smiled at your compliance from the shadows
whispering nothings into your ears during every talk show
tv spot, product you cop, official you trust, god bless us.

>>607406503
Rule five's a bit different, it doesn't apply to this board
You'll wish it did though, when your ass is sore,
(I'll be kicking it until the thread 404's.)
You'll beg "Please stop, the burns, they hurt!"
I'll keep spitting these dirty words, it's not safe for work.

>>607406508
Bitch your flow aint shit, get a brand new hobby
I'm the lord of these rings and you just a lil dobby
Yeah I like memes, and my bitches like em too
All this pussy on my dick, thinkin I'm a roodypoo
But you never popped cherries, yeah you never licked a nipple
Cause you always sucking dick, yeah you like man pickle
Step up out of this thread and go cry yourself to sleep
While you watch your futanari and you beat your little meat

little something i wrote
I rap it pretty good too

So I ask one simple question, how far have we come?
I’m chilling thinking back and then I begun to wonder what spell is this world under?
hate derived by color means more suffering for the younger
So focused on the numbers dollar signs flying while your peers be implying
generalizations that under simple translations reads how you focusing all frustrations on your brothers
No love for one another only for your mother so
Who am I to choose whether I win or lose and if I smoke or booze
Cuz I’m dealing with something more than fate, see it’s hard to fabricate the
Thoughts in my head when I’m thinking of the dead and the sky
Got me asking why should I focus on the bogus in fear of what’s below us
When we’re bigger than this earth stop measuring your worth in gold the act is getting old
Hip hop is getting sold yet blinder so here’s a quick reminder that despite what they claim
There’s more to life than fame and living all the same
Psychadelic membrane will rearrange your undying perceptions dimensions never mentioned
Suddenly in blessing the haze has been lifted thankful to be gifted with many epiphanies


Everything at ease because success when defined by the growth of the mind lets society align
And find a higher purpose instead of on the worthless goals in place, straight nuclear race
we hear crystal clear yet never turn a ear on the fact that we needlessly attack
Our humanity when we kill for vanity questioning our sanity but you see I plan to be
Counter striking gradually