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Post your age/sex and dildo collection. Me: 24/f I like realistic
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Post your age/sex and dildo collection.

Me: 24/f

I like realistic for oral play
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age: undecided

sex: mixed

dildo collection: diversified
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>>607382282

You: 42/m

You like dildos because you're a faggot
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>>607382415
>diversified
kek
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age: 19
sex: male
collection: pic related
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>>607382282
1st: what the fuck is the point of oral play with a dildo

2nd: tits or gtfo
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>>607382658
boyfriend puts toys in my mouth while he fucks me. i suck them on skype when he's out of town
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>>607382781
pics or lies
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>>607382781
good, now answer the second question
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>>607382282
don't you mean toys collection,
>not posting on>>>/soc/
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>>607382636
how did they take the photo, how awkward
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>>607382781
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>>607382282
where can one find good quality relaistic ones?
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how big are they?
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>>607383066
It's their job. they get paid to do it. Bad-Dragon is a very VERY wealthy company in Arizona
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>>607382282
more pics of you and your tpys
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>>607383347
I got all of these at goodvibes.com I think.
Left to Right is: Good Vibes first mate, vixskin bandit (thick!), and captain which is too thick and I can only get the first inch or so in once in a while
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Just bought my girl her first dildo yesterday.
Its a realistic white one thats a quarter inch smaller than my own benis. I was going to buy her a Beginner Brad, but the reviews werent stellar. Its in the mail and she doesnt know i got it for her

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did i do good OP?
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>>607383436
sauce
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>>607383595
looks cheap
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>>607382282
you nasty . you have to be into oral and just toys cuz youre too fat for any human guy to want to fuck you......dirty dirty bitch.
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>>607383595

should of gone bigger

a dildo can't replace you, no matter how big it is, your dick will mean so much more too her than synthetic rubber
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20/M

Bad Dragon Gryphon -small
Bad Dragon Cocksheath
Random cheap fuckhole
Stoya Destroya Flashlight
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>>607383606
no sauce, sorry.
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Dildos suck for oral (pun intended). You just get a rubbery taste & it's entirely pointless.

Only good thing a dildo is for is to put it in your ass.
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>>607383849
underage confirmed, true men get head from anything that walks.
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>>607383786
this is the amazon page, its a beginner dildo and i didnt want to get anything too much bigger than my own dick. We only get to see each other around twice a week so i thought it would be a welcome gift but im still not sure

http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Beginner-Realistic-Suction-Compatible/dp/B00HSRVT12
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>>607384172
naw man. im a loser 33 year old. get it fuckin' right god damnit.
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>>607384361
would you like a tissue for your issue?
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>>607384512
naw. but i'd like to whine 'bout your rhyme
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>>607384155
Kek
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>>607382282
sizes?
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reminder to get dildos without DVC
it'll fuck you up, especially if you're a women
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>>607382282
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>>607382282
>Expecting other females
>Expecting anything other than dragon didlos
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do avg size dicks even please you?
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I mean im kinda lazy but ill take a pic of the three I have... Im just that lazy....

21/m
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>>607386419
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>>607382781
pics?
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>>607386263
no shit. what happened to this place.
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>>607383774
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>>607387622
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Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel
Rope
4x homemade leather and steel cuffs
Steel anal hook
Jewel butt plug
4 silicone butt plugs 0.5, 1.0, 1.5, 2.0 inch diameters
Rabbit
Lipstick vibrator
Riding crop
Leather collar
Chain leash
Nipple pumps
"Tazapper" brand electric prod

I still need a ball gag and a suction dildo for my girlfriend to ride while she sucks me off but I'm pretty well equipped.
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>>607387672
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>>607383595

Her: "Goddamn, faggot boyfriend got me a fake dick even smaller than his own pathetic piece of shit."
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>>607387622
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21 / M

Do I win the thread?
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>>607388154
sweden, arent ya?
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19 m

I love putting things in my ass.
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Post timestamped tits or fuck off.
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>>607388426
Nope.
Southeast US
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>>607388154
What size chance is that?
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>>607382539
/wewthreadlad
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>>607384343
kind of a skinny girth tbh
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>>607388430
>>607388534
cool, sizes? im looking for something not that big tho
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>>607388556
Large.
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>>607388154
naw but next time you just want to give away $1000 just paypal it to me. such a waste of money.
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>>607388691
is that a G15?
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>>607388430
whys that top one got a double decker base? is it english made?
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>>607388652
The long purple one is 16" so you can probably figure out the rest.

>>607388795
It's designed to fit strap-on harnesses. It's also a suction cup that no longer has the suction cup ability.
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>>607388652
Left to right is:
Top row:
L Dolphin, Lil' Squirt, Janine, Large Sasha Grey brand glass plug, Tail plug from China.
Bottom row:
XL Nova, XL Naga, L Chance, L Vergil, (beer), M Equiknot(Tucker), M Nox, M Seadragon

>>607388728
It's about $1700 and I like my dildos thank you very much.

>>607388787
Yeah, first generation. I recently switched to a CM Quickfire TK instead.
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>>607384073
The one all the way to the left looks like a nigger dolphin dick...what the fuck...
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>>607389235
ah cool. just checkin..i was hopin it was like space for it to extend or something and that it was secretly a jackhammer dildo 2000
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>>607389411
me too, got a G15 myself, I'm thinking of getting that corsair multi-led mechanical keyboard, though I hear the leds are cheap and get broken easily
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>>607389252
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>>607384073
must suck only having rubber to fuck
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Just bought a medium crackers today in their diamond color for april, how long can I expect to wait before bad dragon ship it out?
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>>607389821
I've got some friends with those and haven't seen any issues with them yet.

>>607390284
Was it a custom order or a stock toy?
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