Post your age/sex and dildo collection.
Me: 24/f
I like realistic for oral play
age: undecided
sex: mixed
dildo collection: diversified
>>607382282
You: 42/m
You like dildos because you're a faggot
>>607382415
>diversified
kek
age: 19
sex: male
collection: pic related
>>607382282
1st: what the fuck is the point of oral play with a dildo
2nd: tits or gtfo
>>607382658
boyfriend puts toys in my mouth while he fucks me. i suck them on skype when he's out of town
>>607382781
pics or lies
>>607382781
good, now answer the second question
>>607382282
don't you mean toys collection,
>not posting on>>>/soc/
>>607382636
how did they take the photo, how awkward
>>607382781
>>607382282
where can one find good quality relaistic ones?
how big are they?
>>607383066
It's their job. they get paid to do it. Bad-Dragon is a very VERY wealthy company in Arizona
>>607382282
more pics of you and your tpys
>>607383347
I got all of these at goodvibes.com I think.
Left to Right is: Good Vibes first mate, vixskin bandit (thick!), and captain which is too thick and I can only get the first inch or so in once in a while
Just bought my girl her first dildo yesterday.
Its a realistic white one thats a quarter inch smaller than my own benis. I was going to buy her a Beginner Brad, but the reviews werent stellar. Its in the mail and she doesnt know i got it for her
pic related
did i do good OP?
>>607383436
sauce
>>607383595
looks cheap
>>607382282
you nasty . you have to be into oral and just toys cuz youre too fat for any human guy to want to fuck you......dirty dirty bitch.
>>607383595
should of gone bigger
a dildo can't replace you, no matter how big it is, your dick will mean so much more too her than synthetic rubber
20/M
Bad Dragon Gryphon -small
Bad Dragon Cocksheath
Random cheap fuckhole
Stoya Destroya Flashlight
>>607383606
no sauce, sorry.
Dildos suck for oral (pun intended). You just get a rubbery taste & it's entirely pointless.
Only good thing a dildo is for is to put it in your ass.
>>607383849
underage confirmed, true men get head from anything that walks.
>>607383786
this is the amazon page, its a beginner dildo and i didnt want to get anything too much bigger than my own dick. We only get to see each other around twice a week so i thought it would be a welcome gift but im still not sure
http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Beginner-Realistic-Suction-Compatible/dp/B00HSRVT12
>>607384172
naw man. im a loser 33 year old. get it fuckin' right god damnit.
>>607384361
would you like a tissue for your issue?
>>607384512
naw. but i'd like to whine 'bout your rhyme
>>607384155
Kek
>>607382282
sizes?
reminder to get dildos without DVC
it'll fuck you up, especially if you're a women
>>607382282
>>607382282
>Expecting other females
>Expecting anything other than dragon didlos
do avg size dicks even please you?
I mean im kinda lazy but ill take a pic of the three I have... Im just that lazy....
21/m
>>607386419
>>607382781
pics?
>>607386263
no shit. what happened to this place.
>>607383774
>>607387622
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel
Rope
4x homemade leather and steel cuffs
Steel anal hook
Jewel butt plug
4 silicone butt plugs 0.5, 1.0, 1.5, 2.0 inch diameters
Rabbit
Lipstick vibrator
Riding crop
Leather collar
Chain leash
Nipple pumps
"Tazapper" brand electric prod
I still need a ball gag and a suction dildo for my girlfriend to ride while she sucks me off but I'm pretty well equipped.
>>607387672
>>607383595
Her: "Goddamn, faggot boyfriend got me a fake dick even smaller than his own pathetic piece of shit."
>>607387622
21 / M
Do I win the thread?
>>607388154
sweden, arent ya?
19 m
I love putting things in my ass.
Post timestamped tits or fuck off.
>>607388426
Nope.
Southeast US
>>607388154
What size chance is that?
>>607382539
/wewthreadlad
>>607384343
kind of a skinny girth tbh
>>607388430
>>607388534
cool, sizes? im looking for something not that big tho
>>607388556
Large.
>>607388154
naw but next time you just want to give away $1000 just paypal it to me. such a waste of money.
>>607388691
is that a G15?
>>607388430
whys that top one got a double decker base? is it english made?
>>607388652
The long purple one is 16" so you can probably figure out the rest.
>>607388795
It's designed to fit strap-on harnesses. It's also a suction cup that no longer has the suction cup ability.
>>607388652
Left to right is:
Top row:
L Dolphin, Lil' Squirt, Janine, Large Sasha Grey brand glass plug, Tail plug from China.
Bottom row:
XL Nova, XL Naga, L Chance, L Vergil, (beer), M Equiknot(Tucker), M Nox, M Seadragon
>>607388728
It's about $1700 and I like my dildos thank you very much.
>>607388787
Yeah, first generation. I recently switched to a CM Quickfire TK instead.
>>607384073
The one all the way to the left looks like a nigger dolphin dick...what the fuck...
>>607389235
ah cool. just checkin..i was hopin it was like space for it to extend or something and that it was secretly a jackhammer dildo 2000
>>607389411
me too, got a G15 myself, I'm thinking of getting that corsair multi-led mechanical keyboard, though I hear the leds are cheap and get broken easily
>>607389252
>>607384073
must suck only having rubber to fuck
Just bought a medium crackers today in their diamond color for april, how long can I expect to wait before bad dragon ship it out?
>>607389821
I've got some friends with those and haven't seen any issues with them yet.
>>607390284
Was it a custom order or a stock toy?