idiot

I don't like people. People probably don't like me as well, but I don't give a shit, really.

I'm annoying and unfunny so I figure I shouldn't inflict myself on everyone else

>>607290185
Because I'm a Meyers-Briggs INTJ and I just don't like many people. I see my time, energy, and emotional input as being scarce resources, so I'm extremely careful with how I give them.

>>607290265
>on /b/
>implying you're not an idiot

>>607290429
>>607290333
Both of these for me

Being around people wears me out and they always end up pissing me off.

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>>607290185
I'm paranoid and I feel as if everyone is eventually going to stab me in the back figuratively speaking of course.

>>607290478

>Explains his life solely on a test
>Not on life experience

Basedweller/10

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i dont have a grip

joke's on you i'm not

80 hour long work weeks

I'm a self-aware egotistical sociopath, and I know that if I interact with an individual for an extended period of time, they'll realize that and never want to talk to me again.

>>607290185
because I must unite the german people under one flag, except i'm not german, and i'm talking about the human race.

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>>607290185
i'm not anti-social, other people are anti-me

>>607290971
your fedora is showing

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>>607290185
> disabled
> ponies
> small town
> many niggers

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>>607290185
Because I'm a skeleton

Because I'm not funny, and with being 'unfunny' your social future is doomed.

Not anit-social, just anti-stupid

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>>607290852
Fucking normalfag, get the fuck out of here

>>607290971
>I'm a self-aware egotistical sociopath

you're a nerdy loser with a weak excuse for why you have no friends...

>>607290185

maybe you're anti social because you're an out of shape, unrealistic faggot and deep down the swagfags intimidate the fuck out of you

>>607291067
I'm actually a 6' tall, white male, in very good shape, nice hair, have a great job, drive an extremely nice car, live in a nice house, have a beautiful (yet extremely dumb) wife.

I'm just a fucking dickhead, and I know it.

>>607291202


wow 2edy4me, now go to bed, and don't forget to kiss mum

>>607291267
#rekt

>>607291318
>I'm actually a 6' tall, white male, in very good shape, nice hair, have a great job, drive an extremely nice car, live in a nice house, have a beautiful (yet extremely dumb) wife.

no, you don't...

>>607290971
so what your saying is you're autistic and you speak weird

Because I literally hate everyone around me. Everyone wants to get drunk and pass out. Or talk about what the fuck a rapper is doing. It seems everyone I meet has literally nothing intelligent to say. I try going to parties and I just get extremely annoyed watching people be fucking retarded. Maybe it's just people in Vegas, though.

>>607291285

>Being afraid of swagfags

That's pathetic even for the inhabitants of this board.

>>607290185
Actually I don't think I am

I have no interests I can share with people.

>>607291392
Sorry for making you jealous with my awesome life. That's the dickhead showing. Should I screen shot my bank account balance to further your anguish, you basement dwelling scum?

My personality is so inconsistent that it's hard for me to have a group of friends that understands. So outgoing and sociable one day, the next day you can't get a word out of me.

I'm great when meeting new people but maintaining relationships I find to be exhausting and anxiety provoking. I have maybe 5-6 friends. That being said, when I'm in one of my social moods people actually kinda like me. When I'm not in a social mood, I'm Buzz Killington.

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>>607291318
>30 year old neckbearded basement dweller detected

Go call your mom for another meatloaf order after she's done sucking off the postman, faggot

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because videogames are better than real life

>>607290185
I don't like people that act like children simply put.

>>607291554

Now you've made him upset. Careful, he's a sociopath, he has no problem ending your life. I'd go off the grid for a while Anon >>607291392
, you'll be safer that way.

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because this turns me on

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Only friends with 2 girls, and all the rest are guys. Honestly, if women didn't have vaginas I'd probably never talk to them.

>>607290185
I'm an ugly tranny lesbian with no social skills, hygiene, or reason to be outside

>>607290429
I'm funny and a bunch of people talk to me, but for some reason prefer just sleeping and playing vidya games

>>607291569
Yeah, so you are the averaget goody-goody guy.
mfw you think you are antisocial

>>607291586
>no way your life can be better than mine and be on /b/
>must be basement dweller
>disappointed with my life
>wish I was as cool as you

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>>607291105

>>607291554

if it isn't millions nobody gives a fuck

>>607291612

Man, I wish Hitler was my bro. We'd play games all day long and complain about the Jews.

>>607291705
NICE!!!!!!!

But what if I am social?

>>607290185
Cuz I am soft spoken and ppl tend to say "what" to almost everything I say. I also stutter, not severely so I can pass for normal if a remain under the radar. Being social increases chance of suttering

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>>607291789
4chan spirit

>>607291202
>Hurr durr i like nirvana I hate people

>>607291784
Yeah, you're right. No one would want half a million in their savings account. Silly me!

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>>607291554
Bank account with shoe on head.

>not the talkative type
>unfunny
>i'm that one in the group that doesn't say a word
>when i speak they make a big deal out of it
>don't give a shit about people

>"I DONT LIKE PEOPLE"
Come up with a something better. If that's the case you need to shoot yourself in the dome.

I don't feel like being social today.

>>607291689
>>607291554
samefag

>>607291318
i'm 7 feet tall, bodybuilder, i have a nicer car, live in a mansion, have 2 model girlfriends and i'm the president (and i have a 9 inch cock)

>>607291993
>NEWFAG DETECTED
So you can figure out who I actually am? Get real, son.

Not anti-social but have a hard time making new friends. Probably because im not that interesting or funny.

>>607290185
>victoria II
my one love

>>607292036

It's true though, I don't like people. It's like not liking orange juice, they don't appeal to me.

>Telling strangers on the Internet to shoot themselves because they dislike people

Your newfaggotry is showing

>>607292185
>i cant prove my claims because reasons
we belive you anon, we believe you.

>>607292169
Good for you. I'm not the jealous type, nor envious, so that's all I really have to say.

>>607292036
I seriously don't though. I mean, at least in my city, it's just niggers and white party girls. Fucking annoying. I got my one best friend who th inks the same, known him since birth basically, and i got my girlfriend. all three of us just extremely hate people because they're either boring, stupid, or just wanna get drunk every other day.

>>607291354
Thanks for proving my point.

>>607291965
Nirvana is over-rated. But yes, people suck, with a few exceptions. And from the sound of your post, I doubt you're one...

>>607291983

mfw I made more than that from 20 - 22 unemployed

even if you're not lying there really is nothing special about any of that ... but in my day I did enjoy getting head from the wives of the corporate world tools like you fairly often

maybe you're an egotistical sociopath because deep down you know you suck and that's how you make it day to day?

>>607292313
Not asking for your belief. I'm just glad I'm getting some butthurt pumped into this thread.

>>607292185
We believe you anon.
We want /b/ to be a safe place from your failed dreams, so feel free to pretend.
:^) we're here for you

Social anxiety

I would love to be social as I have a lot of normalfag friends, but it doesn't seem to be something that I can change

>>607290185
>>607290185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZGWjbY6To

>/thread

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>>607290185
the reason. \
>pic related

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>>607290185
1) I live in a world where trannies are socially acceptable
2) Schizoid disorder
3) I'm drunk or getting drunk if I'm not sleeping or at work
4) Dogs are better company than people in every way
5) Prostitutes are cheaper than wives/girlfriends

>>607291105
Here is a revelation... WE ARE ALL SKELETONS!
It really freaked me out when I was high because I could feel my bones and I realized my skin was just a thin membrane over pearly white globules of calcium.

>>607292169
i'm 12 feet tall, super bodybuilder, i have a nice car and a motherfucking tank, live in a castle, I have 12 model girlfriends and i'm the Batman (and i have two 9" cocks)

>>607292490
you don't have to ask for my belief, you get it anyway. cus you deserve it

>>607290185
I'm surrounded by brainless muzzies

>>607292453
Not a 'corporate world tool' as you like to say it. I'm actually 21 myself, so cool story bro.

>>607292568

There's a skeleton inside each and every one of us, these dubs confirm it

>>607292453
If he was a sociopath he would feel nothing you fag

>>607292527
cus you have a beard?

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>>607292287
man I tried playing a primitive nation in that game and you can do fuck all
>mfw I spent 5 hours waiting for something to happen and just kept making choices that effect my relations by -0.1%

>>607292606
i just shit my pants

I don't care about people

I just have no reason to be outside at all except walk my mutt. tfw no non busy friends..

>>607290185
I can be quite social and a lot of people like me, I just cannot bring myself to like them back.

>>607291440
Stop being so uptight

>>607292554

most of these are valid or acceptable

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>>607290185

i'm depressed and nobody likes a buzzkill.

>>607292705

>Sociopath means no emoshuns hurr durr burr murr gurr

>>607290185
i only get along well with some people... aparently my friends are not that people

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I just feel like the majority of people with whom I am surrounded do not have the slightest idea of what is important in this life. They continue living their lives blissfully ignorant of the reality that exists outside of the culture transmitted to them. Just can't relate to em

>>607292697

lol .. so mommy and daddy gave you everything?

:^)

>>607290185
i just don't care to make friends. Its way too much work

>>607292606
One in your mouth and one in your ass?

>>607292627
fucking muzzies man,
muzzies are best side chicks

Because I'm a psychopath, and I hate people, despite being pretty likable.

>>607292932
how many drugs do you take

>>607292705

hey its a fag calling me a fag that doesn't know what he's talking about

>>607292944
I've never understood the trust fund faggots, but no, I'm completely self-made.

>>607292971
Unless you're living in a country full of muzzies m8

>>607292932
you should spike their drinks with your drugs, maybe that'll change their relationship with you

1. I feel like you have to be an asshole to others in order to be accepted in society.
2.Normie talk bores the shit out of me.

I like to play videogames

>>607290185
Why do you even think about other?
Think about humanity. Don't think about others.

ITT:

>Edgy teenagers come up with edgy excuses for having no friends
>Depressed husks are too drunk to care
>Shitposters talk about skeletons
>Ebin memes
>OP is a swagfag

>>607293004
easy now, edgelord

>>607293078

>21
>married
>claims to be independently wealthy
>has obvious aspergers

:)

>>607291105
Fuck you, that scared the shit out of me!

>>607293130
>Unless you're living in a country full of muzzies m8
Lebanon reporting in, my uni is the place for those but there's still some "good" girl that i like

>>607290688
My brother in arms.

I don't have friends because I'm very critical, and tell people how stupid they are. They don't usually like that.

>>607293218
Ooh did I say a dirty word?

games.....i like games

>>607291440
True I feel this way sometimes, but then I get wasted and am probably doing the same shit. But then again there has been many nights just hanging out with your usual friends and no one has anything to say so it gets boring.

I live in America. Most of people here are idiots.

>>607293311
Lucky you, Libyanon reporting in ;_;

>>607293218

Typical spooked teenager. Calling people "edgy" is a natural response triggered by fear. This thread has apparently spooked this newfag enough that he couldn't help himself.

I'm sure a bit of poop poked out of your anus while you were reading this thread. Or maybe you shat yourself? Who knows? This is the internet. We can't fully know what others are/are doing here. But of one thing I am certain: You are a fucking faggot.

>>607290185
I prefer to not talk so I don't. People tend to leave me alone.

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>>607292932
That said, I have a delightfully heterogeneous social circle that I have built through parallel endeavors but nonetheless managed to integrate on many levels. Outside of that though, my desire to interact with people is pretty much nil.

>>607292356

Fucking hell I think we're pretty much identical except for the girlfriend part as already having 3 serious ex's at 20 just made me give up, i'll wait a few years

>>607293130
also by muzzies you meant muslims
cause in gulf countries muzzies mean sluts

>>607291440
>going to parties
>looking for intelligent conversation
Dumbass, go to the coffee shop or bookstore.

>>607293315

What about when they tell you how stupid you are?

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Anxiety so bad it effects my speech

>actually want to be social
>can't because sound like autistic weirdo
>don't want to be social
>get prepped up to try and be social
>fail because of severe anxiety and speech blocks like a bumbling retard
>vicious cycle

nobody is antisocial. Humans are made to be social, even psychopaths.

>>607293618

All you see there is hipster faggots. And who goes to a store for a conversation, fucking hell.

>>607290688
>>607290688
kill self

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Because I'm too red-pilled that I look down on everyone. I'm too edgy for society.

>>607293460
Typical spooked teenager. Calling people "edgy" is a natural response triggered by fear. This thread has apparently spooked this newfag enough that he couldn't help himself.
I'm sure a bit of poop poked out of your anus while you were reading this thread. Or maybe you shat yourself? Who knows? This is the internet. We can't fully know what others are/are doing here. But of one thing I am certain: You are a fucking faggot.

>>607293460
typical highschooler, calling people teenager to distract from the fact that he himself is only 14, i'm sure a big fist sized dildo came out of your anus cus you sticked too many up there amirite

>>607293722
take a load of this fag
go back and memorize your philosophy lesson

I'm a standup comedian. People love talking to me.

Whenever i get too extroverted people dislike it, because i can get too busy/happy/awkward also because 9 out of the 10 times i'm an introverted lazy and always tired guy that always let people talk whatever without me meddling in between because i don't see the point in arguments; because they're always partialy right or just plain wrong which is just part of their character, so it's unfixable.

>>607290971
>>607290971
see >>607293722

>>607291392
M-moot senpai ist that you??? \OvO/

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>>607293941
if you're not the reincarnation of this guy, nobody cares

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>>607290185
This

>>607293695

sorry bro that must be rough.

I gotta say though that most decent people (if it's as bad as you say it is) will undoubtedly notice and then think "ah man, poor guy."

I really don't think people hold it to you. I wouldn't stop talking to you or not want to engage just because of that.

You could also try saying things like "sorry man I have a bit of a speech impediment." and then you won't have to worry about trying to hide it or whatever.

>>607293894

Typical spooked teenager. Calling people "edgy" is a natural response triggered by fear. This thread has apparently spooked this newfag enough that he couldn't help himself.

I'm sure a bit of poop poked out of your anus while you were reading this thread. Or maybe you shat yourself? Who knows? This is the internet. We can't fully know what others are/are doing here. But of one thing I am certain: You are a fucking faggot.

>>607293736
kek,you really got him in that second part

>>607290185
>>607290185
Anti-Socialable

Anti-Social is actions that harm or lack consideration for the well-being of others.

Anti-Socialable is when you don't wanna hang out with someone

>>607290185
I'd rather just play vidya

>>607293960
Typical spooked teenager. Calling people "edgy" is a natural response triggered by fear. This thread has apparently spooked this newfag enough that he couldn't help himself.

I'm sure a bit of poop poked out of your anus while you were reading this thread. Or maybe you shat yourself? Who knows? This is the internet. We can't fully know what others are/are doing here. But of one thing I am certain: You are a fucking faggot.

I'm not.

I tried to "fix" myself by working in nightclubs, public places and have improved a lot in a short amount of years but deep down I love being alone. I love living alone and having breakfast on my balcony in the sun and getting lost in my own thoughts

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>>607294130
square up

>>607294266
yes u are.

>>607294301
Typical spooked teenager. Calling people "edgy" is a natural response triggered by fear. This thread has apparently spooked this newfag enough that he couldn't help himself.

I'm sure a bit of poop poked out of your anus while you were reading this thread. Or maybe you shat yourself? Who knows? This is the internet. We can't fully know what others are/are doing here. But of one thing I am certain: You are a fucking faggot.

>>607294341
proove it faggot.

>>607290185
I'm not anti-social

I vape. No one deserves to be around that.

>>607292021
iktf.
But when im with a group of people ive known for a long time i suddenly become the funny one and always have something witty to say.

>>607293925

>>607293925
>>607293925
philosophy, what the hell does that have to do with that?
Humans go mad when they are alone. and it's pretty much proven in 1000 ways that humans need to be social almost constantly

>>607294436

>proove

You disgust me

>>607294396
Typical spooked teenager. Calling people "edgy" is a natural response triggered by fear. This thread has apparently spooked this newfag enough that he couldn't help himself.

I'm sure a bit of poop poked out of your anus while you were reading this thread. Or maybe you shat yourself? Who knows? This is the internet. We can't fully know what others are/are doing here. But of one thing I am certain: You are a fucking faggot.

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>>607294396

Because Runescape is better than life.

>>607291983
>500k
>Savings account
Utter stupidity.

>>607290185
I've been antisocial for the past few weeks because I'm trying out a new antidepressant that's not working as well as the one I was on before. I'm really fucking depressed. Normally I'm more outgoing.

>>607294114
Its pretty bad. I try to talk as little as possible with the shortest answer bad.

Sometimes I sound like a moody dick, other times like a spaced out retard because I'm talking so awkwardly. I know that a lot of people are very understanding but I guess I'm still ashamed of being judged as weird or something. I also try to avoid saying I have a speech problem (though its not really an impediment, just a really, really, really bad habit of holding back and being shy).

Oh well, I suppose all we can do is play the cards dealt

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>>607290185
I'm not. I'm introverted.
Have a rare pepe

>>607294571
no it fucking isn't.

It's a shit game. It's not even a game. It's habitual repetition

>>607294566

Don't even need to fight you, my trips will do the work for me.

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>>607294436
ok, to prove it you have to look at this pic and tell which colour it has, but don't look on the filename, that would be cheating!

>>607294516
>i suddenly become the funny one and always have something witty to say.
yeah that happens to me too once or twice a year

>>607293695
Are you getting help for it?

I don't know. I just I am different from everyone. In the bad way perhaps. Even my parents have a rough time accepting me...

>>607294540
I just disgusted myself too.
keyboard has some problems, presses the button multiple times.
>>607294796
kek, but that's red right ?

>>607294727
This.

>>607294727
PEPE GIF.

>>607294532
Every genius has a bit of madness in them

>>607294864
you have a rough time accepting yourself, you're just projecting it onto others.

>>607290333
>>607291267
This.

>>607293856
Hey! Want to read books and masturbate with me?

>>607292021

We're basically twins.

I've tried to talk more with my friends and more people in general but it just doesn't work.

>>607295332
depending on the genre.
and please don't say fsog

>>607295210
Maybe. I just don't know myself. Sometimes i'm look like a neat guy, but then sometimes, an utter faggot.
I'm sceptic (don't know if it's correctly written) about everything...

>>607294919
please someone tell me that is red, I have protanopia and it pisses me off right now, not knowing the actual colour because I got no confirmation.

>>607295682
It's yellow for me

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>>607291267
Kek

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>>607291255

>>607290185
I don't think about what I am saying, therefore people laugh at me because I'm saying stupid shit. So I don't like to talk at all.
Also I think most conversations are uninteressting. I hate backbiting and everyone is backbiting.

>>607294852
Tried a 3 day course where its basically go out on the street and face your fears. Honestly, all it did was get me going for a while, but when it came to my daily life (I was 16 at the time) in school and I, for example had to read a question aloud, I'd still lock up because I was so nervous because of fear of judgement or something. I wouldn't even call it a stammer though. Just straight up blank minded anxiety on the spot. I still have it. Though recently I can speak more naturally so to say, because I'm not in a class and I dont have to stick to what's on everyone's page -now I can give short answers or use a different word.

I used to think it was because of under development in my tounge or something , but I realised its pure anxiety and a really bad habit. Sucks bro. I mean I'm sure if I were able to talk to people they'd find out I was pretty boring, but at least it'd be better than "that quiet guy who would rather listen to music than socialize"

>>607295823
niglet it's either red or dark orange, protanopia, not monochromacy.

>>607295988
Well, I see yellow so fuck you nigger

>>607295682
orange

>>607290478
>claims time and energy are valuable
>browses /b/

>>607295332

For whatever reason I have a hard time mixing sexuality and sociality. That's why I prefer masturbating. I feel no pressure to perform or to appear as something aesthetic. I just enjoy myself.

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BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING NORMIE!!! NORMIES LEAVE!!! NORMIES GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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>>607290185
Most of the human beings are simple retards, imbeciles and faggots.
That's why we need to search for the shining pearls with oil in head and burning golems.
Let the degeneracy die off to it's stupidity as we rise up to the heavens.
Or we can speed up the process by purging "people" with fire, makeing earth the land of gods, our land.

>>607296207
thank you, I see red but, fuck it.

>>607291719
Is that you Crystal? Kye?

>>607296366
It is red, they're fucking with you

im not anti social but i do sometimes need my alone time or i get a big edgy


fuck you you faggot fucking thumbtack

I have paranoid schizophrenia.

>>607296326
Back to /r9k/ with you.

I'm Castor motherfucking Troy

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>>607290185
Cause Ive failed socially, so I've given up on being social

>>607293860
you first

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>>607290185

>>607296868

NORMIE!!!! NORMIIIIIIE!!!!!!! NORMIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!
LEAVE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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>>607291318
>>607292169
>>607292606
/Thread

>>607290185
I'm unattractive

>>607291546
same

>>607294092
kek

>>607295941
I would suggest therapy and medication if you need it. Therapy really helped me

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>>607290185
I dont have enough time to answer questions in conversations.

>in group conversation, class or dinner table
>Have a topic im intrested in.
>Im to slow to add to the conversation
>want to give the fullest answer possible and therefore have to think hard about everything i say.
>Class/friends is on the next topic by the time i have something to say about the last one.
>im always 15 seconds behind.
>Study has shown that when in a group the most charismatic person always gets more people in on his opinions.
>I have my own conversations in my head i dont need some fucking pleb to think for me.

Also, my qt3.14 is very introverted so we just chill at home all the time and play videogames, watch movies, debate deep shit and fuck.

Nah man life is good on the inside.

Pic related: mah woman.

Because I'm skinny and my face is ugly.

>>607297307
>Also, my qt3.14 is very introverted so we just chill at home all the time and play videogames, watch movies, debate deep shit and fuck.
niceeee

>>607290185

I hate people. I would kill the entire population of the world given the chance. Then I could finally be alone knowing none of you apes would be there to ruin shit for me.

>>607297088

wew lad these dubs

>>607295505
I really really really like this meme

I've got no time for friends because I'm always checking my dubs

>>607290185
Cause Dr. House is, and he's 2cool4school!

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>>607290185
Because I have deviated or rather transcedended beyond the need for it. People are generally a waste of time, and after you've got employment interaction IRL is... Well... Largely unnecessary.

You can compartmentalize social interactions on a preferred medium... Like 4chams. Steam, forumns etc. You can comminicate on your terms always without having to deal with any of the social norms or constructs that exist IRL.

Mfw I work 50+ hours a week and at most have a total of 10 minutes talking time to anyone.

'I'm sorry I'm just so busy, could you send me an email'

Normies can get fucked

>>607291546
this

Because I listen to actual music...
My peers only listen to one direction, justin faggot, nicky minasomething. I don't even care

for myself, led zeppelin, nirvana, guns 'n roses. Shit these shit classmates of me never even heard of. The guy at the record store was even confused of me buying actual music with fucking instruments. gave me 70% off my zeppelin cds

I'm also an anarchist, grunge and gay. I don't give a shit about what my classmates think of me, fuck them live and let live

>>607297307
Is it sad that you're living my dream? She's cute fam.

>>607298194

>N-No, you must like the same things I do

You fucking.... uh.... virgin fag, yes, that's it, you fucking virgin fag!

>>607298194
teach me your ways wise one

Because the moment anyone turns their back on me while alone I impulsively shank them in the neck with a rusty screwdriver I stole from a bum two years ago. There's no reasoning or motive. No time to think about why. It just has to be done.

So I stay away from people.

>>607298399
I'm not a virgin. I've slept with 7 women albeit a decade ago. Not all of us were always losers.

>>607298492
Simple... Make a shit load of money, avoid women and you are golden.

... Literally can buy whatever the fuck youbwant. Its nice.

>>607298675
will you please kill me

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>>607298194
other people are pretty much the reason i love my live...

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>>607292932
That's actually not bad. I can relate to that. I feel this exact way too at times.

>>607298375
>led zeppelin, nirvana, guns 'n roses
>I'm also an anarchist, grunge and gay
you're literaly human garbage.

>>607298812
well what if i just want a woman as a side thing, nothing too serious just that I can fuck and drop when I feel like it?

>>607298812
wtf do you do with your money then, damn i feel sorry for you

Why? Because i hate people. Thats all.

When i was back in school, what did they talk about? Fucking rap music and cars.
What do they do when they meet up somewhere? Drink shit, smoke and talk about cars.
While listening to techno, hiphop, rap and dubstep shit.

I got like 3-4 friends, all of them listen to punk and metal like i do.
When we talk about stuff its either normal or about things everyone does, not about
"Oh my car hss new parts so its a bit faster than your car bla bla bla"

>>607297307
fuck, wanna trade lives?

>>607298375
special snowflake alert "im the only one who listens to REAL music nobody knows who guns n' roses are" grow up you little bitch

>>607298375
>>607298375
you are the guy that would have hated those bands when they were popular...

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>>607298380
Nah man, it's pretty great.
We both make a living as graphical designers (employed) and live in a nice apartment in Oslo, Norway. We can even afford weed in fucking Norway.

>>607298873
Sure, all you gotta do is show your back to me.

>>607299101
where the fricks do you live man, I don't know anyone who talks about cars

>>607299452

I'll show you the back of my hand, boy.

>>607292932
There are more like you, and they're becoming easier to find. Keep on living like you do /b/rother

>>607290185
I just have no idea how to frogive other's mistakes. or what I consider mistakes, wich is everything, even existing. (this is all /b/)

>>607299498

>where the fricks

underage pls go

MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT

>>607290185

I turned 30 and am married to the tightest pussy in the world.

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>>607290429
This
only I'm ugly too

>>607299648
yikes!

>>607299663

Nice. How'd you manage to get rid of the rest of the woman?

ITT: People who don't know what being classified as "Anti-Social" is

>>607299723

zoinks!