>>607204527

How far do you plan on taking... whatever it is is between you two?

damn dude, I would have waited till 19 for that. Just try to stay out of jail, dude.

also more pics.

is it worth ruining your life? you shouldn't do it, i know a guy that got caught for that shit, your life will b over

>>607204527
Are you prepared to be brutally raped to death in prison?

>>607204527
Get a life faggot. Actually no. Shoot yourself in the head

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>>607204924
She already has a 12 year old boyfriend and I told her I had a 20 year old gf just so she doesn't feel so bad cheating.

We both know we're just having some fun and want to experience younger/older lovemaking.. She's already lost her virginity which sucks but I just tell her it's cool since I've done it before... Hopefully she'll be my first

>>607205331
You're life will /b/ over ayy lmao

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>607205691
Jesus Christ she already lost it?

I understand bro, I mean look at her. I really get it, but if you're going to lose it to an 11 year old consensually at least do a fucking virgin, man.

>>607205691

Try not to get v&.

>>607204527
MODS MODS MODS

>>607205801
ayyyyyyyyyyyylmao

>>607204527
Howed did you guys meet up like get to know eachother?

Do it!!!! YOLO

>>607204527
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSSAAAYYY

>>607206050
>>607206050
> Jesus christ she already lost it

You do realise most teen girls around 12-13 lose it that age

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YOLO
YODO
Lucky bum...
q.q

>>607204527
we call it Freedom kissing here, faggot

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>>607207080
I like that. You seem cool.

>>607206972
Only in shitty areas.

>>607205691
SEND MORE PICS OF HER BEDROOM. I THINK SHE MAY HAVE BEEN A YOUNOW SLUT THAT WE TALKED INTO GOING ONTO CONDORCHAT

>>607206972
and 54 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

I remember in middle school very few people fucked, most that did were trailer trash. Going into highschool everything became open season, but even then I can find a good number of virgin ladies in their senior year. I'm sure they lose it as soon as they leave high school or go to college, but seriously this 11 year old already going to be a gigantic slut.

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>>607204527
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
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>>607205691
>She's already lost her virginity
Wow, didn't see that one coming.

more pics OP, tell us about her.

>>607207718
god fuck off woth these cancerous fucking memes you fucking newfag. everywhere i go i see this stupid nigger face. if i ever see this faggot in person ill punch him in the fucking balls

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>607205889
>>607206172

>>607205691
yeah she didnt tell you that because she was ashamed to admit to be a virgin just like any teenager

also, youre a pedophile

Post more pic or die

>>607205691
She's probably lying about having already had sex and having a boy friend.
Kids lie a lot.

>>607208431
>you're a hebephile

Fixed

i wanna say April fools.... i am hoping April Fools....

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>>607206050
She said it was terrible and the dude didn't really know what he was doing it

>>607206457
I actually met her at an arcade and we talked and realised she lived a few streets near mine

>>607206972
Idk about that, she did however tell me stories of friends around her age losing it to dudes around 16+. I swear teen girls are maturing and getting hornier at younger ages than ever. She's also always going on about her love for God too but when we kissed she tongued me like there was no God lol

>>607207489
Probably not... No, not going to do that. Not a good idea..

>>607207877
Not much else. She lets me play with her boobs when we watch movies (yes they do have small boobies at that age).

Does ridiculous duck faces, wants us to make out next time in my bed - which will most likely lead to sex. We did it on the couch, but her parents came in (I was supposed to babysit her lel)

>>607208701
No, I saw her kissing her boyfriend and he goes over her house a bit (see his bike). It kills me to know this bitch is riding him like there's no tomorrow while I'm here wanking myself off iver Her. Hopefully that'll change this weekend

>>607209052
You're not a faggot. Aprils fools, yes you are

>>607209435
Keep dumping more pics of her.

>>607209435
well she definitely wants your D OP, so I think you're in for a good time. Just please please please, know when to walk away from this situation. It will feel beautiful and you'll want it to last forever, but it can't.

take it from me, worth the rape charge LMAO.

also just banged a 13 year old 2 weeks ago and im 22

>>607209435
Wow if this is a fantasy, you are seriously pathetic.
If it's real, you are more pathetic.

>>607204527
>11 year old girl
>>607205691
>She's already lost her virginity
thats some messed up shit op.i hope you go to jail and some big burly black guy steals your anal virginity.

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>>607209435
>No, I saw her kissing her boyfriend and he goes over her house a bit (see his bike). It kills me to know this bitch is riding him like there's no tomorrow while I'm here wanking myself off iver Her.

That's fucking pathetic dude

>>607210368
I'm not OP, but I wish I could find a big burly black guy to fuck my anus. I think prison for me will be a dream, I picture myself the sexual object of all black guys fantasies in prison.

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>>607210068
>>607210368

This is not reddit or tumblr. Welcome to 4chsn, newfags

>>607208750
*your
learn to english son

>>607204527

Is this 11 year old taller than you?

Jesus man 5'3 is kill yourself height but you would probably need to stand on two stools to do it.

come on OP, I'm trying to build up my fap folder and you're my ONLY hope right now.

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>>607210687
>using le troll face
>calling peolle newfag like it still means somethong

>>607209435
im 24 and i get annoyed by girls around the age of 18-20 already cause i think they are still acting like little girls. cant even imagine hanging out with a 11 year old... i mean, dont you feel ashamed of yourself?

>>607210687
>newfag

>newfag detected

OP is full of shit, you are all borderline pedophiles, and the beach sucks.

>>607209435
>No, I saw her kissing her boyfriend and he goes over her house a bit (see his bike). It kills me to know this bitch is riding him like there's no tomorrow while I'm here wanking myself off iver Her. Hopefully that'll change this weekend
Are you serious? You're getting cucked by a kid. You tell her to break up with the child and fuck her like a man. If you aren't absolute shit, which you shouldn't be even though you're a virgin, then she'll have no problem staying with you.

Use your size, don't be afraid of breaking her.

>>607211353
>calling out newfags
newfag detected

>>607211006
>calls people newfags in greentext
>doesnt know 'le trollface' used to come from 4chan before 9gag/reddit stole it

usually i dont give a fuck about the newfag hate, but this one got me off

>>607211599
You don't see the irony in that post?

oh my gosh. I want to do this so bad. I actually put effort into my appearance too. A pretty middle school girl had a huge crush on me and she showed pictures of me to all her friends and they all thought I was super hot. The only thing that stopped me from moving further was that my friends would realize how suspicious that is, or they would just make fun of me to death.

>>607210055
pics or it didn't happen

>>607211599
Did you think about this before you posted?

>>607211599
>calling out new fans, who called out new fags
newfags newfag

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>>607211665
Jesus Christ the autism...

>>607212061
>calling out newfag a you who newfags
fucking newfag
do you even 4chan?

>>607211814
shut up newfag

>>607209435
Dear God that 12 year old is more alpha than you... you are getting biologically beaten by a 3 inch penis.

>>607212205
he is right though. that meme was created on this board

>>607212482
Thin as a pencil probably too

>>607212357
>>607212061
>>607211665
>>607211599
>>607211353
>>607211006
Is there anyone who doesn't have autism here?

Nope that's why your here

>>607212636
>newfag detcted

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>some 11 and 12 year olds lost their virginities together

>tfw still a 27 year old virgin.
Yup that's enough depression for one night.

>>607212823
*thats
fucking nigger

>>607212938
same here :brofist:

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>>607213004
Just...just stop.

Have a kitty and just relax that ass.

>>607213004
Sorry forgive my autism

>>607212938
I feel you anon. I'm almost 26 and still 100% virgin. Not bad looking MANY girls have mentioned they have crush on me I'm just to much of a faggot pussy to make a move.

>>607212938
simply pay a fucking whore. i mean, do you still fantasize about a magical first time? that moment should have happened 10 years ago, just get it over with

do what's normal and not fucked up and go for a girl who's actually your age

>>607213189
just get drunk or snort some coke and get it done. youre exactly the type that would benefit from coke, judging by what youre saying

>>607213337
>faggot detected

>>607213158
ill relax you're ass

>>607213275
I actually plan on going to an AMP next saturday. not sure i'f I'll get FS though. I'll be happy with a blowjob.

I wouldn't mind getting a whore but I'm scared shitless of getting cop'd

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>>607213275
what could possibly go wrong

>>607204527
why is OP always such a fucking idiot lol

>>607213567
Uhuh.

I dare ya.

Stick to butt stuff, OP

>decent looking

>>607213620
oh right, forgot its illegal in the states. here you pay 50€ and can fuck pornstar material. mostly students and fucking gorgeous

are you that ugly? otherwise go out there, have some drinks, get to know girls

>>607213487
too much of a pussy to try coke as well. Never smoked a cigarette, never even smoked weed. No lie.

All I do is drink on occasion with my buddies. I always have to make up stories to stay cool. Live a life of lying

dude telling a story in this thread. OP full of crap, just posting random face pictures of some girl he found looking to get attention. no real story here or anything more then some dumb kid with a cell camera of herself. yeah, uh, good for you, but you're full of crap.

>>607214114
lurk moar faggot

>>607214077

who cares. that's fine. drinking is the best anyway. or try acid. it's easy and fun and no one can call you a pussy if you go on trips once in awhile.

>>607213691
you'd like that wouldnt you faggot

You can get v& even just for kissing faggot

>>607204527
>She's coming over this weekend for a movie night and I hope we do more together

With all due respect you don't type like you're 19, you type like a 12 year old faggot.

I hope she kicks you in the balls. Hopefully for your sake they'll drop. You should turn her over to a guy who will know what to do with that pussy.

>>607214000
I'm pretty sure I am.
Been getting /fit/ but all the gym time in the world can't help my face.

And just going out there doesn't help when you can't talk for shit. I've realized I'm too far gone at this point.

The whole being black thing probably doesn't help either. You can't be a black guy AND shy, that's just a recipe for loneliness.

>>607214077
well let me tell you this. get some coke and just do it. it makes you feel like you are the best person in the world, no shit. you will have no problem confronting people. as simple as that.

what you mean making up stories to stay cool? i mean everyone lies here and there for being cool, thats not that unsual

you could use coke as a therapy in order to step up to people and once it gets natural you dont need it anymore

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>>607209435
>Does ridiculous duck faces, wants us to make out next time in my bed - which will most likely lead to sex. We did it on the couch, but her parents came in (I was supposed to babysit her lel)

Anddd this is why you don't have a 20 year old man babysit your 5th grade daughter.

>>607214077
What do you mean you're too much of a pussy to try coke? What are you in middleschool or something? get the fuck out of here

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fuck you peice of shit pedo

>>607214245
how about some bath salts? I hear theyre popular in my state

but seriously ive even had hot cougars 35-40 tell me they will make out with me and I fuck it up somehow someway.

Im as beta as it gets but been hitting gym for last year roughly so maybe I wont have to try at all and perhaps just 1 girl might throw herself at me

>>607214678
i think youre just telling that to yourself as an excuse. i mean it may be easy for me to say, but dude, there are tons of people that get chicks. you dont even have to start with chicks, just try to go with groups of friends where you dont know everybody and try to get friends with them. once you get social skills you can get girls.
but also, there are girls that may suffer from the same social akwardness like you, so give it a chance. always tell yourself that there are 100% uglier people than you that actually get chicks to fuck

>>607214768
uh srsly what the fuck kind of trashy parents are these.

>>607205331
You're a faggot

>>607205801
You're a faggot

>>607205424
You're a faggot

>>607205502
You're a faggot

>>607205889
You're the biggest faggot of them all.

>>607214589
I dared ya, didn't I, numbnuts?

>>607215144
gym wont fix every problem man. if youre too much of a pussy to go all the way, muscles wont help you. youve got to grow some balls eventually

youre saying youre not even ugly, so where exactly is the problem? do you get crazy nervous around chicks?
also, go do fuck cougars, so much to learn from them, and they know how to please. teenage girls are mostly fucking horrible in bed

>>607214768
>this is why you don't have a 20 year old man babysit your 5th grade daughter
>20 year old man babysit
>MAN babysit

Yea just get girls to do it. Completely refrain from men. I know how our brain works and I don't blame them.

>>607214077
too scared to snort, swallow pills, smoke.... peer pressure since 6th grade and Ive NEVER fallen in

>>607215603
Mmm, a naughty slut babysitting a girl four years younger, introducing her to her own body

>>607215430
ya well dares are for little kids and coked up niggers. ill do it if i want to.

>>607215738
Hah. Little whiny bitch.

>>607209435
>She said it was terrible and the dude didn't really know what he was doing it

It;s going to be hysterical when she tells her friends how this 19 year old guy was more clueless than the first 15 year old that fucked her.

>>607204527
Sauce

>>607214636
>>607214636
B-but anon... She's obly 11 :O

>>607215732
>myman.jpeg

You catch my drift

>legal tho

>>607210586
Get yourself sent to jail you fucking queer. We'll see how fast those fantasies diminish when you're in the infirmary getting your torn asshole stitched. Assuming you live through the first bitch party they throw you.

>>607216169
No, NO LEGAL!
ah ha ha ha!

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>>607204527

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>>607204527

>>607215603
Ironically women are far more violet babysitters than men.

Both are terrible but it's funny how people are willing to gamble their kid getting beaten half to death over their child's privates getting touched.

>>607216297
Don't know what country you're in but call yourself lucky if you can pull it off.

>fuckin' Yurop

>>607215879
k where are you? im waiting now. il have to get extra nasty on ur faggot ass for your tardiness

>>607214716
im not THAT desperate to try coke. you would have to put a gun to my head to make me snort that. Just too chicken shit for that /b/rother. I dont think I can change

But I have never confessed to not being a fucking beta virgin fag to any guy friends of mine. Anyone that knows me would laugh out loud if they heard I had my v card still.

constantly making up stories of banging girls every other weekend and spring break last few weeks when in reality just stay home and 4chan/vidya

>>607215367
Edgelord detected.

>>607205801
ayyyyy

>>607216520
Nigga, You said you'd come and get me. I'M the one waiting on your slow ass. Let's go, let's go.

>>607216428
Nowhere. Don't worry about it.

>>607216628
Suck a cock you limpwristed traploving queer.

>>607204527
>OP is friend of a dude.
>OP is at dudes house.
>OP is using dudes pc.
>Is trying to get feds to bust dude.
>Will go home.
>Friend gets raided.
>lel

>>607216400
>>607216400
nsa i wanna do your job tell me is it hard

>>607204527
WTF are you posting pictures of my gf you fucking piece of shit. I tell you,hell is going to rain all over you, you fucking pedo virgin autist.

How does it feel when she rides me and yells my name every night

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>>607216400
I don't even give a fuck if you got dubs; you sir, are a god damned liar!

>>607216734
shit nigga well im the boss here. now get over here and suck my tic tac dik. u like getting spanked gayboy?

>>607204527
record the deed OP

>>607216400
good job bait

>>607216971
You're speaking in tongues. I'm done.

>>607216734
Played that off smoothly..

>>607216400
wow haven't seen this meme for a while. good thing you have it saved bae <3

>>607216626
well what could happen besides having a great time on some kickass flex coke?

ok but at what point do you exaclty screw up? i mean what could you possibly do wrong if even girls confess to like you? you talk to them on facebook, eventually meet and from there on its easy. it is actually easy from the beginning, cause mostly its hard to tell whether girls like you, but if you already know she likes you its an easy game

>>607215603
With the way this guy is posting, I'm sure they have nothing to worry about. She's going to be laying on the bed, slick pussy ready to go, and our hero OP's dick won't get hard.

How a 19 year old boy hasn't gotten laid in this day and age is fucking incredible. I was fucking my 17 year old gf with my 4 inch dick when I was 13. This was years ago when that was an accomplishment. Not even 5 years ago my 16 year old son's best buddy got suspended from the bus because a girl was giving him head on the way to school.

>>607215475
basically HOW do I ask a girl to fuck me or even go out with me?

If shes not my type im cool as fuck and ignore her but if she IS 9-10/10 for me im nervous as fuck and just time after time I fuck it up

like on the train in canada i met this FINNNEEE girl and we were talking but I couldnt figure out how to keep convo going and started staring helplessly elsewhere and next thing i know is shes fucking gone.... AFTER telling me in winnipeg we can get of together

>>607213626
ohh shit, a cold sore, have fucking mercy

>>607217226
>bae <3
pls gtfo

>>607216626
You really are a huge pussy and all, but stay away from coke, and stay away from heroin. You have nothing to gain except "impressing" your sissy fucking friends, and everything to lose. I guarantee you, the type of faggots you're hanging out with haven't done shit either. They would have called you on your bullshit if they weren't making the shit up they tell you too,

>She's also always going on about her love for God too but when we kissed she tongued me like there was no God lol

fucking QUALITY

when i was 22 in college i was at a house party and some high school girls showed up. i took a 15 year old girl home with me and i felt guilty about it.
she was hot too. they were all dressed up and trying to look older and more mature than they were. of course as soon as i got her party dress off i could tell she wasn't too experienced.
good pussy though. possibly the best i've ever had. i wish the rest of her had known what she was doing though.

>>607217075
No, no one said spiderman thread, I did hear somebody in the back say grow the fuck up though. Finish your milk and cookies then it's off to bed for you faggot.

>>607217542
you dont ask a girl to fuck you. idk man it happens naturally for me
i go out with friends, get drunk and just start conversation to random girls with my drunk brain. i guess i have the looks going for me, but im also good in smalltalk... thats just something that comes with practice. and if a girl is talking to you and hanging out with you in a club for more than an hour, you just know shes into you. the good thing when its loud is, that you have to scream into her ear, which means youre close to her mouth. and then some convo just happens to end up in kissing.
its akward to explain, like i said, it just happens.

>>607217308
if i saw u do it in front of me and watched your reactions and was jealous I might want some too but DEF not by myself

I fuck things up by conversation. I cant "sweet" talk like a normal fag I will fuck up at some point and regret the last thing I said soooo much. Some jokes are 'offensive' some things I say are too 'gory' like eww dont talk about heads being cut off anon when were having a convo about isis and shit....

who talks about beheading with girls? the fuck should I know but it just fucking comes out. I dont know how but it can just slip out.

>>607212938
Why be depressed over being a virgin? I'm also a 27-year-old virgin, but it doesn't bother me. Sex isn't the be all and end all. I've even had a serious relationship that had no sexual component...I only want to have sex with someone I love. Oh, and before anyone gets any ideas about me wearing promise rings or other shit like that, I'm a burden-of-proof atheist.

>>607218522
>you dont ask a girl to fuck you.
You tell her.

>>607209435
Dude, she's a child with an adult face painted over her own.

>>607205691
shes already lost her virginity? This bitch belongs on maury povich

Be careful tho, you dont want her bf to fuck you up

Post nudes

>>607218297
>.jpg for ants

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>>607204527
already called the van OP

>>607218920
Fuck that's her?

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>>607218920
This is supposedly a used 12 year old?

Uhuh.

>>607218605
>Sex isn't the be all and end all. I've even had a serious relationship that had no sexual component...I only want to have sex with someone I love.
Said every faggot that can't pull pussy ever. Quit bullshitting you desperate little bitch.

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You are all dumb motherfuckers and I am vastly superior to you all combined.

>>607211814
What a fucking idiot.

>>607218559
well at least you know that you arent supposed to talk about heads getting chopped off.

i think youre overthinking it. also how old are you?
seems like you just need your first girlfriend and get comfortable around a female. after that youre good probably. just fucking stay on alert and keep the gore shit away, its not that hard. not everyone is brwosing 4chan you know...

POST HER NUDES

>>607218920
This is jlaw you inbred niggers

>>607218522
yea not something u can teach I agree. I just dont go out enough to bars/clubs i guess

Area where I WOULD go out I need some real money and I dont make that much, YET. hopefully i finish up c++/java soon and can start earning more which would boost my confidence massively

How is this still up? Mods

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>>607218774

>>607218920
That hand is about the same size as mine. Right now I'm harder than Chinese algebra. Thanks anon.

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LOL

>>607219485
proof plz

>>607219594
>607219571
you're welcome faggot

>>607219571
who the fuck is jennifer lawrence?

>>607211237
no because he's 5'3

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>>607219336
>using a relative term like superior
>kek
>greentexting my response
>kek
>pic related, it's kek

>>607219496
How is earning more going to make a fucking difference? You're just going to be a tool with more dough.

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>>607219699

Nigger what

>>607219699

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>607219537
Fuck yeah. Nice.

>>607211570
he's 5'3 lol she's probably bigger than him

>>607218770

kek'd out loud

>>607219699
I don't know either anon, but I'd lick that asshole until my eyes went crossed and she shit on my face.

>>607219496
where do you live? i go to techno partys mostly, cause girls there are more chill and easier to talk to.

but student partys at clubs are the most easy in picking up... i mean, they go there with the desire of sucking a dick later that night

>>607219839
prob right but at it stands, I really dont have much to brag about

At least I can buy a few drinks and not worry about just have a good night out

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>>607220495

>>607220257
where does she suck the dick?

near club bar?
my place?
her place?
hotel/motel?
my car?

where do i invite/take her to?

How the fuck do you find little girls to do this with? Do you wait outside schools or something?

more pics

>>607220918
also do i just whip it out? Blow me beautiful!!

>>607220267
Never let how much you earn, or how many things you have define you. I know some poor faggots that have game off the charts man. Rich guys have it easy because women are all whores. The more money and shit you have, the worse they get. Never play your money hand bro, you get the worst lizards in the lot.

>>607219496
>>607219496

>. hopefully i finish up c++/java
> earning more
> boost my confidence massively
>Area where I WOULD go out I need some real money

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

No but seriously, WHO THE FUCK IS JENNIFER LOPEZ?

:/

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I mean Jennifer lawrence ~

Doing a 15yo, it's great & legal here. Before it's too early and your dick couldn't even fit (mine almost take all the place).

>>607217542
lol winnipeg sucks faggot

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>>607216400

>>607220918

Behind the bar

Just scream at her because it leads to kissing and its loud

"LETS GO OUTSIDE SO U CAN SUCK MY DICK"

>>607221251
>Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
it started when I was about 5 or 6

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>>607221548

>>607220918
what i was trying to say is that at studentpartys, girls go there with the desire to get laid. its a meat market.
im not really into getting blown man idk it doesnt get me off.
im living in a rather big city and with a friend together, so whenever i get to know a chick i either take her home or go back to her place.
this is the scenario of a one night stand where i meet a chick at some random club.
yeah but definately always take a chick home or go with her, cause doing that shit in public is nasty

>>607221467
I wasnt getting off because I wanted to check out the sights

how about name a town more depressing than winnipeg?

Hey fucking faggot you better stop posting my little cousins instagram pics. I swear i will find out who you are you fucking piece of shit. You just fucked up big time. I'm going to talk to her in the morning and make her tell me everything. I hope you have a gun because i'm going to fucking murder you if you dont.

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April fools baby boys!

>>607221639

Just stop over thinking it

You dont need to go to a club

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>>607221717
This thread is dildos.

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>>607221927
LOL post pics or fake and gay

>>607221927
lies

>>607221527
15yo are horny like hell. They do everything you could imagine with ease. She has already deep-throating me.

>>607221959
just keep browsing /b/ right?

>>607221927
Total faggot fucking bullshit.

>>607222344

Just talk to girls...

Stop being a condescending beta

Are passive aggressive questions really helping you?

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Oh my fucking god, i wanna fuck so hard a 12-14 yo girl.
OP, if you aren't lying, you are a lucky bastard

>>607221959
going to a club is the easiest way to meet with random ppl. everybody is drunk and connective.

or go to a rave where everybody is on ecstasy. you wont meet a stranger and go to straight kuddling as fast as there. i know kuddling sounds gay, but if youve ever been on E you know what im talking about

Enjoy prison rape you pedophile loser.

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>>607223464
>April fools!

>>607222578
I dont wanna start a brandon discussion here but I think I just gotta try harder. Grow some balls buy her a drink take her to my car duct tape her all the way up. In the trunk she goes and losing my virginity I go.

Girls with a nice sense of humor I can wow much easier than others

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>>607223464

>>607223644

Yes, if they have a good sense of humor they will be easier to get into your trunk.

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Do they got access to 4chan in jail?

Oh dont worry,you'll find out

Just dont drop the soap

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>>607223864

What the fuck... Thats my fucking cousin. Who are you?? Does Dave know who you are????

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

Going to an hs party tonight. Any tips on picking up girls? Its a small party, ~10-15ppl.

>>607207080
Kek

>>607224059
Seriously, why do you moralfag whiteknight bitches even come into these threads> All you're going to do is get your widdle feewings hurt. Fucking beat it you little bitch, your little manpussy is probably all stretched out by now, you just don't like tight competition.

>>607224230
>get them drunk
>fucka det pussy

yes, it is that easy

>>607224635
Any more details?

>>607224230
Bend at the knees, lift with your legs, not your back. Seriously, just don't be an awkward faggot, talk to her like she's a person, not one of your faggot friends and you're trying to outdo each other with how cool you are. Just treat her like a person, talk to her like you have some maturity and not like you've never seen a pussy and that's all you can think about. FFS anon this shit isn't rocket surgery.

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my gf grabbing her own and why not