>>607201720
no fuck off

Three more responses and I'll continue...

>>607202365
Fuck it, why not.

I'll bite

>>607202365
nope, you are not going to convince me they let a girl into that school

>>607201720
No faggot

keep going

>>607202365
give it to me baby

Let's see how gay this can get. Do go on.

>>607202844

This is a first gay experience thread, obviously.

F5

just fucking continue. You better have this shit already typed

>>607203170
how fucking gay

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>meet bitch on chatroulete
>8/10 qt 3.14
>annoying southern accent
>we have video sex or whatever you want to call it
>next day she says we are dating
>shes mad at me because i didnt talk to her while i had a friend over
>whatever you say lady
>have phone sex last night
>tells me "babe you need a hair cut"
>okay whatever
>shes a controlling dependapotamus
>today shes mad i didnt text her again
>she starts talking about her pussy
>says she can visit me in a week for real fun
>thinking please dont but i just want to beat off so go along with it
>start having facetime fun
>interrupted by actual girlfriend calling
>feels hit me deeper than a nigger dick
>text bitch to not trust me and whatnot goodbye
>mfw she had bought a plane ticket for next week to visit me. already paid for.

>>607203084
Uh-huh uh-huh

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>we go back to our classes,
>next day he shows up
>this time, he has even tighter jeans,
>his butt looks even better than any girl's I've ever seen
>Sits right next to me,
>Other boys have noticed his ass, too
>cute face, too
>not necessarily girly
>just cute
>we play after the period and I ask,
>"So where abouts you live, jesse?"
>Turns out he lives three streets down from my house
>We promise to hang out
>next week, we plan to hang out
>I go over to his house
>His mom leaves us alone in his room
>he says, "Hey anon, wanna see something fun?"
>I say, sure
>he goes out, comes back with a porno magazine tucked under his shirt (this is back in early 90s, fags, no interbutt porn)
>jaw drops
>Open, see SWEEET tits
>TIGHT VAGINAS
>And nice butts
>but I notice that none of the butts are as plump and round as his...

>>607203717
>>"So where abouts you live, jesse?"
i swear if this turns into some Breaking Bad pasta I'm going to be seriously jimmied.

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>"I bet your butt's rounder than that one's jesse"
>"No it isn't"
>"Show me and we'll compare"
>"Nu uh."
>"Oh come on,"
>"it's just the two of us"
>*red faced*
>"Oh com on! This is not a big deal. We're both boys."
>"Okay, anon, but no touching or smacking"
>"Sure,"
>He bends over, and pulls his pants down
>In boxers,
>They feel like briefs on him
>That ass sticks out like JLo's
>"See, jesse, it's bigger than that girl's ass
>he giggles
>clearly shy, but enjoying the attention
>"But she's wearing girl undies and I'm in my boxers, how can you tell?"
>"Hmm, you know what we can do? You can steal one of your mom's undies and put them on and then we can compare!"
>"NOOO, anon, that's NOT gonna happen"
>"Jeez, jeese, it's just girl undies,"
>"My mom would kill me."
>"We can do it some day your mom isn't here. Or better idea, I'll steal one of my sister's and bring it over (sister is 18)
>"Hmm, no, I don't wanna,"
>"Oh come on, it's nothing you'll get in trouble for,"
>"I'll think about it,"
>*SMACK*
>"Hey, you said you wouldn't smack my ass"
>Haha, I lied!
>we play some Super Mario etcc...
>I come back home, planning for the big panties theft!

>>607203717
>calling his face cute

>StilL pretend to be stated to a pornnmag

You have my attention

>>607204573
dude you are sooo gay, like, way gayer than poor jesse

like, I bet her mama got a pretty nice rack too and you didnt even mention it

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SMOCK

More!!!

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>>607205748
bumbong

>>607204573
more!!!

>>607205912
people actually believe that ?

we play some Super Mario etcc...
>I come back home, planning for the big panties theft!

your leaving us here?

>>607206322
Yeah! More?

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>when notice that op is mad gay

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OP you POS type faster

JAR JAR BINKS

http://www.starwars.com/this-is-madness

well thats that i guess

>>607204573
COME ON!

Waiting for moar.

CMON MAN WE DONT GOT ALL DAY

now i need to read the rest OP.

wtf op, hurry

dude i got work tomarrow and its like 0130
HURRY

its been 30 min

op is gay and this thread is gay

fuck you op

OP will surely deliver

>>607208886
what did you expect?

>>607209142
50% less gay

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I require more ass

>2015
>not pre-typing cancer

I get older but the newfags stay the same

op never delivars

OP You dead?

>>607209142
may be jesse turns out to be a girl?
that'd be cool. much like that one story i read in
>OP play online game
>all guys
>the other players are all brothers
>the youngest get admitted to a uni in op's town
>the youngest needs a place to crash
>OP says, cool
>the youngest arrives with a set of huge tits and a big ass, accompanied with a pussy.
you can all imagine the rest

>>607210087
True story? That's fuckin G.

>>607210523
youre fucking stupid

Come the fuck on OP

>>607210523
may be not true as in "happened in real life"
but man it was a hot read.

>>607210627
Could happen. Ya never know. I've. Heard more absurd shit before.

Hurry the fuck up op

>>607211176
agreed. the story said that the youngest wanted to play the game but no one would play with the group because they had a girl in it. so the youngest decided to use a voice modulator. and every one thought it was a guy, albeit a very young one. problem solved.

OP is kill

>>607211981
Op is gay as well

>>607210087
>>607210523
>>607210856
>>607211176
>>607211535
it was called the 'the story of button'
google,
enjoy

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>>607211981
Quick, post traps to keep thread alive

>>607212171
>traps
why not cute round asses?
faggot!

Or mom told him his fish sticks were ready so he had to go upstairs to eat.

>>607212152
Thanks anon. Something to keep the arousle since op is being a bigger fag than his story suggests

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>>607212419
What ever man post it!

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you mentally ill losers make me and also your parents sick

>>607213774
U mad m8

>>607204573
CONT U NIGGER

>>607204573
Come on OP, don't leave us hanging

>>607204573
Come on OP, don't leave us hanging...

Noooo

what a fucking joke

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It's ded

>>607215338
No way that little piece would wrap around eight times

>>607216185
There isn't a scale in that picture. The ends. Would be 8 to 12 or how ever long they need to be to make it. It is just so you can see how to wrap the rope.
>>607216130
I can't breath....I gotta COPD.

Thread is kill.:(

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>>607216794
I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath I can't breath

>>607203653
and all the girls say I'm pretty fly

>>607218506
Shoo fly don't bother me...:D

rekt m80s

we're waiting faggot

bbump

op hurry up

ph like cocks

Maybe posting gifs of asses will help op post faster

Finish what you started fuck boi

op go fuck yoursrlf

>>607203643
I have a similar one, somewhat.
>Meet 5/10 girl on omegle
>She has a sweet voice, so phone sex only (she's average looking at best)
>She's a nympho, so I can call her whenever I want to jack off
>feels great
>She has a boyfriend
>Alright, like I give a fuck
>two weeks later, she dumps her boyfriend
>tells me she loves me
>loses all interest in her
>never talk to her again
I just ruined that girl's life, I don't even feel bad.

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>>607201720
you shitnigger i want the rest of the story!

>>607221152
why should you? Dumb bitchs own fault

hey op are you okay?

>>607203643
Yeah man, it's crazy how quick some bitches get latched on with absolutely nothing.

>meet a 5/10 on some shitty dating website
>she's like 10 hour drive away
>whatever, desperate for nudes
>I message her
>she immediately latches on
>exchange snapchats
>apparently we're dating within that night according to her
>never get nudes
>stop talking to her
>she throws hissy fit
>idfc

>>607221281
She also said I was everything she had after she dumped her boyfriend, made me laugh.

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What does the women's response to the "50 shades of grey" teach us?

>the patriarchal society shall prevail long.
>we guys can fuck with them women as much and however we like. (all we have to be is reasonably /fit/-ish)
>we guys always have and always shall dominate the women.
>want to fuck a girl, act alpha and nice all at the same time. flirt like a homo and be assertive in one sentence. fuck with their minds, fuck with them!
>get to know the target before you act. remember the saying - know thy enemy? the more you know about the girl(s) the better you can manipulate her/them into fucking your brains and gonads out. and guess what? they'll love it.
>most important - if they don't think you hurt them, you did not hurt them. act accordingly.

so, get out faggots, and fuck the girl you want.
>you are only as big an alpha as you lead yourself to believe.

Also,
>fuck you if you let any women know what we are doing with this knowledge.
all hail E L James for giving us the primer on women sexual machine.