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2015-03-31 22:29:06 Post No. 607175706
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2015-03-31 22:29:06
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I'm going to tell you a story about how my life got ruined.
>be me, underage /b/rowsing summer fag back in 2007 or 2008
>come across thread about peeing in the shower instead of toilet to saving water
>plus it's "10x easier to pee in shower
>hm.gif
>start peeing in the shower
>feels good
>real good
>stop using toilets for urination all together
>at public restaurants, I pee in the sink
>it's easier
>my yellow, sometimes clear, urination seeps out of my penal hole into the sink or shower daily without water caressing it down the drain
>beautiful
>been doing this
>decided toilets are stupid all together
>try to figure out how to take shits without toilet
>read article about how millions of gallons are used to flush away shit a year
>it must be done
>decide to dig a hole in my backyard
>mind you this was when i was underage and lived with my parents
>theyhavenoidea.jpg
>the hole was covered by a wooden plank and then covered with lots of dirt and grass
>all this trouble to save water was worth it
>the satisfaction of shitting with freedom was the cherry on top
>however, still pee in shower or sink
>it's the glistening bounce I hear when my urine hits the water less surface that makes me want to pee all day long
>years go by, still haven't used a toilet since i started this adventure
>fast forward to 2013
>by now, I've discovered burning the shit is the best way to clear the hole of shit
>have to wait until parents and my younger brother, age 8, to work or store to burn
>odor is disgusting
>takes over 15 minutes to burn, stinks for up to 30 minutes after burning
>parents work 9-5 so i'm good
>so i think
>start a weekly shit burning schedule
>every Thursday, when my parents both work the longest I burn the shit
>use loads of gasoline
>it works well and it's quite fun
>estimated I burn about a gallon or so of shit every couple of weeks
>everything is going well
>until
>Friday evening
>mom calls me in kitchen
>dad is there, concerned look
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