4CHAN University roll call
Post your name and position
>>607144636
Name:Mc Loving
Position:Doggy
Dr. Autismo
Dean
Name: Chinchan
IT Head
Super Mang
Fitness instructor at univ rec
>Sir Zalexander bruschenkov 2nd.
>night time campus escort for women
Dr. Funny Memes
Program Director for Trap Studies
>>607144636
Andrew Jackson, head of the Poli Sci dept.
Faggets Nuggets
Cook
Name: Moot
Occupation: Janitor
Le pointy hand guy
Dubs checker
>top Snek hisssssss
>head of treasury and financesssssssssssisisisisi
>>607144636
Tranny Faggot
Dean of Psycology
>>607145639
snake? snaaaaaaake!?
>>607144636
Dr. Seymore Anus
Women's Studies
OP
Faggot
Dr. You-Fap-You-Lose
Professor of Argonian history
Nicole "Nikki" Catsouras
Guard Gate Operator
>>607144636
Dr. Chicken Nigger Watermellon
VIH Positive
Name: Yotsuba
Position: Head of b&s and 404ing threads
Big Red
Dungeon Master
>I like Dungeons & Dragons
Adolf Hitler
Multicultural Studies
>>607144636
Jose Ruiz
Head of Grounds
Dank grass guy
Lawn Maintenance
Professor Gabe Newell
Student loans collector.
>>607146083
What race/class
Madison Holleran
High Jump Instructor
Chuck
2nd year school shooter and high score getter.
>>607144636
THE LAST SAMURRRRUUUUUUUU!!!!
>*Cough chough cough cough cough*
MURUUUUUUU!!
>*cough cough cough cough cough*
Position: Front lines
>>607144636
Pedro
Janitor
Cave Johnson
science head
Mustrum Ridcully, D.Thau., D.M., D.S., D.Mn., D.G., D.D., D.C.L., D.M. Phil., D.M.S., D.C.M., D.W., B.El.L
Archchancellor
Supahotfire
Not a rapper
>>607146333
Trips!
>>607144636
Daquon
Head of Farming
>>607146575
kek
>>607146575
A.k.a. fire spitter
>>607146522
Super approved
>>607146259
I'm of the human race. I rather like sociology as a class. Thanks for the query.
Cancer
Inject all students with a cancerous cell
>>607145659
underrated post
Dr. Josef Mengele
Head of Genetics Department
Mysterious rape guy
Position: Janitor
>>607144636
Mascot
bitch hoe nigga
school nurse
>>607144636
Frank Gehry
Head of (failing) Architecture Department.
>>607144636
Jesus Christ
Saved
>>607147078
I think there's something wrong with my balls, can you take a look?
Mr. Skeltal
Head of the Paleontology Department
Ed Gein
Head Art Director
>>607147223
Thank u mr skeletal
For all you do
The G-Man
Position: ???
>>607147201
This is a serious condition called flab sack
Dr. Shiro Ishii
Campus GP
>>607147378
I think it has this weird taste to it too, can you try and let me know?
Dennis Stanton
Sessional Lecturer on Insurance Fraud
Nigger
Janitor
Dr.Ray Cist
Masters in Slave Owning
The Almighty Loaf
University Chaplain
MOOTYKINS
I will get the high score after my second year business venture goes bankrupt and loses investors
Job: Student Information Officer
Name: Joeseph Goebbels
Professor fonddlesworth
Meme research
Reggie
Department of being ready
Name: Professor Charlie Hodes
Position: Head of the Memery Department
Henry
Undecided major
>Hi guys what classes should I take?
>>607144636
Wow. That's a picture of Tower Hall at San Jose State University, California.
Tyquan Smith
College athlete
Prof Snape
Dept of British emos and cucks
>>607148214
how to take a big black cock 101
Chad
fukin ur mom
>>607148232
Wow!
Nobody gives a fuck about your overpriced shit tier American-yuppy spoiled brats school.
>>607148214
>>607148368
(1/4) Big Black Cock 101
Noted. Still need three more classes!
>>607148368
lol
Looks like he can jump to the 201
NAME: (to lewd to post)
position: resident loli
>>607148605
Memery for dips and trolling 345-B
>>607148605
How to an hero properly - PSY 1120
>>607148232
thats amazing
>>607148605
Anal stretching 145: The rise of an icon
Don't forget to register in a lab section!
David Duke
African American Studies
Hannibal Lecter, MD
head of student counseling center
>>607148558
Dude. It's a state university, not Oxford.
>>607148680
>too
dumb fuck
don't belong in university
>>607148214
How to Take Big Black Cocks 101
Memory and Dips and Trolling 345-B
How to an Hero Properly - PSY 1120
Anal Stretching 145
>I'm in for a great year!
>>607149015
I thought you were the head at culinary arts
>>607149084
It's a university in America.
That makes it shit-tier and overpriced. If it ain't free it's too expensive
wew lad
Head of Memes Department
>>607149160
you might also want to take prolapse recovery 312
Caesar Legion as history teachers
>>607149533
Is that a winter course?
>>607149084
Oxford isn't overpriced - its tuition fees are the same as those of most other British universities. Also, we're not all spoiled brats - it varies by college
>>607149328
Wew lad. You got me all hot and bothered with your look you have going on there, I dare say. Lawdy me! If that ain't the biggest nose I ever did see. It looks like a cob of corn mated with a peach.
>>607145576
>Moot
>calls him janitor
Wouldn't wanna be you atm
Dr. Franco
Director of Dank Memes
>>607149696
no its a spring course, the lack of humidity in the winter creates a sort of natural lubricant drought. Natural lubrication is very necessary for this course
>>607149993
0h man
Professor Fatjoo, Head of James Franco Dicksucklogy
>>607145639
Virginia
Real Super Sand Lesbian
Hugh Jass
Professor of dank memes
>>607150259
top kek
Kim Jong-un
Lubricant Quality Assurance Officer
>>607149328
your a dick
>>607144636
Name: Pepe
Position: Good Boy Point Distributer
Johnny Rico
BUUUUUGGSS
>>607150550
gettin' your jimmies rustled?
>>607149287
Yuropoor detected.
Martin Yan
Culinary Arts and Far East Relations
Name: Moot
position: Dropout
>>607149984
Moot's gone, son.
>>607144636
Name: Moot
Position: Director of Women's Studdies
Head of Varsity Cuckolding Team
>>607151361
too soon
>>607151340
>dat apron
Eric Harris
Head of security
>>607151361
too soon
Bernard Madoff
Head of Business Administration
>>607144636
Hi everyone I just transferred here from California!
>>607145639
Lucas
Security Guard constantly having new affairs surface to the public
>>607151967
Your score is low and you should be ashamed
Adam Lanza
president of the gun club
Joanna Rohrback, B.H.S.
Camel Toe Model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
>>607144636
Juan
Janitor
I'm going for my bachelor's in /int/ernational studies.
I've got a pretty good set of classes this year.
>Shitposting 330.
Taught by an Aussie, so it's gonna be fucking amazing.
>Sheikh 101
Taught from an old jihad that went to prison in Jersey. Pretty good stuff. Learned to become unbaitable. Has a disdain for the aforementioned aussie professor though
>Hotpockets 300
Taught by an actual janitor. He kinda sucks, and no one listens. Also, he does it for free.
>Autism 400
This a course on flag collection. Pretty autistic. Here's my work so far.
a. lubitz
tour guide
>>607147445
good underrated post here
Dr.Jetfuel Kin
Director of Gender Studies
>>607152014
Look Who It Is Again, ID Heaven. I'm Fed Up With Your Shit Faggot. The Other Day When You Called Me A Newfag, Yeah, Haven't Forgotten About That Yet. Fuck You I've Been On Here For Months And Probably Get On Here More Than You Anyways. Don't You Know That You Make Yourself Look Like A Newfag When You Call Others Newfag? Just Because You Learned How To Hack Your Name And Change It To "Heaven" Does Not Give You The Right To Disrespect Anyone At Any Time.
>>607149772
Yea this nigger knows what's up. Oxford is like $8k a year because smelly Eurofags value education and snotty behavior
Mel Gibson
Jewish Studies
>>607149154
>resident loli
>implying a loli is smart enough for uni
>stay mad
>>607144636
Basketball Team's Student Manager
>>607152070
Get the FUCK out of my school!
>>607151822
Wan
Campus pothead
Penn State Bath Boy
>>607144636
Hulmiho Ukolen
Finish language professor
Name: Conan the Librarian
Occupation: Chief Librarian
>>607144636
Professor Raype
Defense Against the Feminist Arts Professor
>>607152504
Let's take a bath together, little one
Ralph
Dance Instructor
President Andrew Jackson
Native American studies professor
>>607152732
Oh and I forgot. Gym teacher Wolfgang.
>>607152810
KEK
>>607144636
Professor Euphoria
Head of the Atheism Department
Mr Bond, James Bond
Shitposter and teacher at the 007 classroom
Ebola Chan
Campus Nurse
>>607152810
Good. GOOOOOD. YES.
Joesph McCarthy
Russian Studies Professor
Name: Tara's daddy
Professor Cheese Pizzyologie
no related pic for obvious reasons;)
>>607144636
Dean of Early Childhood Education
>>607145755
kek
>>607144636
What is the acceptance rate of this shit-tier school?
Also, are there any other fraternities besides KKK?
>>607149259
The university meat supplier was unsatisfactory for my tastes.
Micheal Moore
Professor of Political Science
>>607153778
School seems kinda small. Like it's some kind of school for ants. Why would OP make a school for ants?
Professor Ayyyyyyy
Cosmology Department
interoffice memo
made public 'of course'
Nigger Lover
Nigger Lover
I loves me some niggers!
>>607153968
the place is like a fucking farm but at lest the got aliens >>607154121
>>607144636
Fuck this campus, it always smells like semen and there are a bunch of faggots with anime pillows.
>>607144636
Dr. B "Big Man" Tyrone
Dean of Medicine
>>607144636
Dan
prof giganigga
dept of female caucasian studies
>>607144636
Reddit University is more prestigious than this shit hole. And what kind of school calls their team the 4chan Faggots?
General Custer
Strategic Studies
Jar Jar Drama Professor
/b/mod curator
>>607154820
>And what kind of school calls their team the 4chan Faggots
?
Ours is the hand egg accelerators!
>>607150259
i keked hard.
>>607146673
Oh yeah, kek! The top kek! The toppest kek of keks that kekked
Kekekekekekekekek
Seriously what happened to this word?
>>607155722
you became 2 cool 4 kek
Professor Muh Dick
oooga boooga, Cs for whites, As for black oooga booga... teach? what? Affirmative Action. you can not fire me
Name: Dick Touchinsons
Position: Professor of Child Development
Name: George Zimmerman
Job: Head of campus security
Ms. lovecumworth
Assistant professor of urology
Name: thisacids workengreat
Position: drug dealer janitor
Rza
Financial consultant
name: mr psycho
Professor dubs>>check em>>
>>607146092
top kek
>>607146271
Underrated post
Tom Cruise
head of psych department
>>607156158
heh is where it's at for me.
Jerry
Head of Maintenance or something man
>>607144636
Najibullah Zazi - bus driver.
>>607144636
Dr. Assphlapps - Chemistry Teacher
*Danny*
Artistic Nude
Cross Country/ Distance Coach
>>607152607
Name: Dr. Crom
Occupation: Library Administration
>>607144636
david davidson
retard
>>607144636
Name: Will Henry
Position: Fat
>>607144636
Doctor Emmet Brown, Department of Theoretical Physics and Serious Shit.
Name: John smith
Occupation: pedestrian
>>607144636
>>607150550
Ezekiel Goldmann
Art Student
>>607160273
I really, really like this new wew pic. Do you mind if I save it to my computer for my personal collection?
Name: Wew Lad
Position: Janitor
>>607144636
Draco
God dean. I rule over all.
Dr Deletus, annihilator of fetus
>>607149015
/Thread
I'M GARY THE PARKING ATTENDANT
>>607144636
m- my... my name, i - is dave... I cl-e-clean the b- bathrooms (gasp) i- it makes m m m m me f-eel go-ood (slight shimmering moan)
DeonTrae
School Shooter
>>607151493
Yes but the janitors might get offended being put down to moots level
>>607144636
Dr.Dreeee
Mad beats specialist
>>607160653
you like it cause it's yours, pew fag
Grammy
Head Botanist
dubs guy
professional checker
>>607161649
I'm still waiting to get permission to save it... so it's not mine yet. :(
>>607149328
PEW FAG
Dashaun
Dropout
Moon moon
Stupid canine
>>607162428
Wouldn't be surprised if that was still a thing on fagblr
>>607162653
>Clearly has seen it on Tumblr
>>607144636
Wew lad
Women's studies teacher all the students fuck for passing grades
>women studies
>fucking students
>stay in the kitchen
Ash
Pokémon master and professor that still has yet to catch 'em all.
Little Black Sambo
Professor of Basketball
>>607162756
Haven't been to tumblr, the truth is even worse
>know your meme