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Guys, my girlfriend is really upset. She wanted that classic
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Guys, my girlfriend is really upset. She wanted that classic picking up the Eiffel Tower pic, but the weather was shit when we went to Paris.

Anyone with the Photoshop skills to make it look better?
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>>607069527
She doesn't look upset.
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>>607069527
If someone could just a new face on her, I'm sure she'd be thrilled.
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>>607069968
The picture was taken in the past. She's upset now.
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Old foggy Eiffel.
Steam comes out of the tip when you tap it.
She should have at least read a travel guide.
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>>607069527
>implying you have a girlfriend
>implying you've ever been to Paris

you're not fooling anyone
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>>607069527
tits or gtfo
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>>607069527
you should be upset with a girlfirend like this
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>>607069527
Your girlfriend should be happy, as she has one of the few special eiffel tower.
not the normalfag one.
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>>607070178
Snap
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>>607069527
you should ask for the ogre to be shooped out so you'd have a cool pic of a foggy eiffel tower
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>>607069527
Why do people do this ?
Its neither funny nor original, its like a bad joke that everyone keeps saying
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>>607069527
sure thing op if you dont mind a phat salmon instead of an eiffel tower ill get right on it
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>>607069527
Your girlfriend's a bitch, dump her.
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Done
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Guys, my girlfriend is an immature bitch with princess syndrome. She can't have what she wants and is throwing a temper tantrum. I took this fucking slut to Paris and she is bitchinh about a picture. Can someone kill her, me or both?
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>>607070628
Fkkn kekked
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I'm a professional photoshopper, it can't get any better than this
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>>607069527
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>>607070740
Nice try, mister not OP
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>>607070822
>I'm a professional faggit
lol
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>>607070822
yep, thatll do er.
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>>607069527
You need to photoshop her face. 2/10
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>>607070628
this
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>>607070822
What filter did you use?
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>Inb4 sun in guys fingers meme deja vu.
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>>607070864
kek
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>>607070520
Thanks for the funny, original comment though.
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I'm a professional photoshopper no need to thank me but I solved your problem
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>>607071177
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>>607071063
I drew it with a pencil tool in Paint.net
I made another one
>tfw no pepe gf
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>>607070520
Because everyone that visits there does it. If you go to philly, you get a philly cheese steak. It may not be the best, everybody probably does it, but if you go to philly, you get a philly cheese steak.
Its the sentimental value.
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>>607071314
Cheese Steaks are good. I live in Philly, and I won't lie. Cheese Steak Hoagies are also good.
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>>607069527
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>>607069527
Here you go OP
best i could do picture isn't the best to work with
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>>607069527
I can see why she's upset. Sorry OP, I'm actually a Photoshop pro, no amount of Photoshop will fix that face. I hate to see what your children look like.
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Done and done
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girlfriend is the only thing that need photoshop
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I have a doctorate in photo doctoring.

Can't get ANY better than this.
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>>607070864
Spot on, good work. I'll show her, she'll be thrilled.
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>>607069527
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>>607071595
>anon really made it
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>>607071646
Dude you stole my Photoshopped version that I made!
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>>607071601
No offense.
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>>607069527
>No one put a nigger dick
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>>607071907
No man you're right
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>>607070874
>being this retarded
herecaptainobvioushavethisrock.jpg

Seriously hoping OP is trolling to get fags to post about how ugly and bitchy the woman is (she's at least one of those, assuming the story could be fake.)
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>>607069527
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>>607069527
You go to france and shit but she doesnt have the time to do her fucking hair?
what kind of free range feminist gf you got there ?
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>>607071907
You can't just say no offense when you just clearly insulted his wife and kids, that's not how that works.
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>>607071811
kek
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>>607069527
This took me WAY too long to do.
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>>607071867
doesn't happen really often that photoshop request end with the thing you wanted but i was working anyway so took me about 2 min (graphic designer here)
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>>607071310
I suddenly got some inspiration and started to improve upon my pepe gf
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>>607072177
worth it though
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>>607072194
Top kek
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>>607069527
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>>607072184
guess you're right anon, don't know what I expected though.
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>>607069527
bhj
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>>607072145
Well then what's the fucking point of having a phrase like "no offense" if you can't use it like that?
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>>607072423
good laughs either way i guess
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Here you go, OP. Fuck her hard and good from us here at /b/
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>>607069527
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With her arm like that, someone could photoshop her over the Wehrmacht...
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I fixed something else for ye.
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>>607073171
anon always delivars ;D
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>>607069527
yo dog your girls a nerd
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>>607070628
DayZ,jpg
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>>607071310
good lel
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That moment when you scale it correctly in photoshop, only to find out that OP's girlfriend is retarded. I'm not changing it.
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>>607069527
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>>607069527
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> implying these threads aren't just on an going joke
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>>607070050
If this were a story about sex, you'd be in jail for raping her.
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>>607073402
top fucking kek
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head
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>>607073402
make her crush the tower in a .gif
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>>607074749
.jif dumb fuck.
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>>607071595

You slightly fucked up on overlay on the arm and left side of tower.
Fixed it!
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Is this ok?
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>>607072318
Underrated post
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>>607073506
so?
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>>607074846
sorry i don't know much about computer i study art
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>>607074967
my sides
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>>607072112
Hahaha underrated as fuck
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>>607071811
orbit achieved.
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boom
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>>607069527
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>>607075596
the god
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>>607074967
I fucking laughed too much
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>>607074967
top fucking kek
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>>607073889
Well to be fair, she couldn't SEE the top of it. Not really retarded, just couldn't see it.
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tanks. her arm was actually over the observation tower so I had to scale it a bit
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>>607072112
/thread
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Fix that fuckin face first. Also that ugly ass tower looks cooler like that than in the sun where you can actually see it
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>>607072177
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>>607069527
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You should buy her some new lips!
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>>607076390
kek
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>>607070401
>this
Why does every stupid tourist feel like they need their dumb faces in everything.
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>>607071811

Kek
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>>607076390
Epic
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>>607071314
I traveled a lot to many cities. Never once did it occur to me to take a stupid picture in front of something doing some stupid hand gesture. Honestly, I'm not in any of my travelling pictures unless I'm with people who I want tome remember.
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>>607076390
10/10; saved
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>>607070896
kek
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>>607077157
Top Fucking Kek
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>>607070822
that's actually really fucking cool looking
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>>607077117
this is great for multiple reasons
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>>607077117
holy lol i
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>>607077157
lmfsooo
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>>607074967
i need a tissue
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>>607069527
someone photoshop her surrounded by black cocks please.
I'm asking for a friend
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>>607077117
>>607077157
>>607076390

please, one of you shop her into the picture of hitler at the eifeltower
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>>607072318
Sauce for sasha....
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>>607077580
I'm on it
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>>607069527
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>>607069527
C-c-check em!
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>>607071595
>>607071724
>>607072754
>>607073171
annons! i really need ur help
i girl i been fixing send me a pic from her self just out of the shower but i can only see a foggy body shape like there is condensation on the window. if i post te picture can u guys remove it?
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>>607077960
i mean condensation on the mirror*
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>>607077580
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>>607078303
oh my, jewzilla is comming for hitler !
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>>607078496
I'll save you my Führer
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>>607074967
great job anon ja!
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>>607078847
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>>607071811
fucking perfect/10
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This thread is gold. thanks /b/
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>>607077768

underrated post
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>>607080179
THE OLD ONES ARE RISING
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Take the little lady to Rio next time. You won't have her nagging at you about bad weather. It is 40 C at least.
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What she should have done was lower her top hand so that it looks like it's disappearing.
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>>607074077
top kek
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>>607074967
ahahaha this is golden
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>>607079538
Ha>>607069527
I want to cut her mouth off and wear her teeth like George Washington.
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>>607077117
>sig hai
its sieg heil you retard
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>>607071111
da quads have spoken
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>>607081310
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>>607074967
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>>607074936
>>607073171
>>607072754
>>607071724
What the Fuck have you done your fucking assholes it's not like your supposed to really help
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anyone who knows what this white thing is?
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>>607081992
this is a cp ddector - hurry an burn it instantly!
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>>607081992
Looks like a seed, but why would a baggy of cigar tobacco contain a seed? And why do you have someone's blunt guts in a baggy?
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>>607069527
she isn't even doing the right pose
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>>607081522
Newfag detected
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It's a bed
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This should shut her up.
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>>607077157
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>>607072112
Best post itt
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>>607069527
Tell her to brush her hair, the filthy bitch.
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>>607069527
should have adjusted the angle and make it look like she was deep throating it...
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>>607072754
just blur and smudge the opacity overlay a bit more and it should be good add a noise filter for even more results

professional in ps on vacation so I can't help you atm
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>>607073171
Idiot
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>>607082933
problem solved
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>>607072318
Wtf, is that mr Bean?
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>>607082933
Fuck that's good
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Oh god i love these threads.

Thank you
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>>607082933
ayy lmao
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>>607083791
Sometimes can /b/ really funny
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>>607084648
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The middle east is always warm and sunny.
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>>607084648
wew lad
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>>607084648
Damn! This guy knows effort
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>>607075596
best one so far
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>>607076310
thanks
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she looks like a kike
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Like a Boss.
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>>607080407
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>>607082928
you messed up her scaling
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>>607073962
laughed out loud
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OP mark my words nothing is going to please her. You better start saving for next year's vacation and take her again during the summer.
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someone post a decent template already
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>>607069527
So you can fix those fucking horse teeth? I bet she chomps the fuck out of sugar lumps and carrots
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>>607081310
oh noes grammnar nasi polizsei i haev to defet him wiht my bæd grammnar
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I know it's not exactly what you ordered, but look on the bright side: it looks 10 times better.
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>>607076390
toppest kek
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>>607069527
you're welcome OP
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>>607088381
10/10
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There you go, I got that ugly bitch out of your picture of the Eiffel tower.
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>>607069527
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>>607071595
Hey, not bad!
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>>607069527
nailed it
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>>607072112
Laughed for 3 minutes straight, tears running down my face Jesus Christ I haven't laughed like that in 10 years man, thank you so fucking much!
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>>607088381
lol'ed
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>>607074967
kekekekek
10/10
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>>607088381
Top kek, best shoop.
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Done.
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>>607088977
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>>607088381
10/10
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>>607090410
It took 75.jpg, but it was inevitable
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>>607075596
Needs more blur at the top but still looks pretty cool
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>>607084648
Wew lad
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here you go op
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>>607072177
lol
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>>607091936
kek'd
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>>607079075
nice
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>>607090958
damn you were right.
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>>607074967
No its not fucking okay.
you didn't make the moustache short enough.
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>>607074967
13/10 keep sitting around in ur moms basement doing this
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I love u 4chan
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>>607074967
anon gets it
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>>607091600
llolll
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>>607070520

Welcome to 4chan.
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>>607074967
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>>607071595

My god did this just happen? I like a friendly day on /b/ but this is going too far.
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>>607071111
check'd
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>>607094949
Double checked
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