sniff her ass and feet

Spoon her

bowling ball her

>>607041671
Slide straight into Her ass erect before she can react

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She clearly wants some sexual healing, just start playing with her clit with your large toe

get her to snowball you

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I've got her kinda drunk. I am gonna get her a little more drunk and see what I can do.

>>607041671
Stop being a fag.
Put the camera down.
Take a deep breath.
And fuck her.

m8 keep the camera post pics to 4 chan

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>>607041788
>>607041799
>>607041911
>>607042100
>>607042199

check out these dubs

Stick your big toe under her shorts and panties, and wriggle it against her bumhole. See if you can toebang her. For Science, anon.

>>607041671
entertain us with her naked flesh.

imma bump this cos im interested

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New position and better lighting. Gonna make her another drink

She is presenting. Copulate. then take her socks off and post foot pics

>>607042199
when shes drunk enough start to ask intamate questions. it'll set the mood.

>>607042864
second

show her vagina

is it your sister?

>>607042854
Find a big hard object and hit her in the head with it until she doesn't respond. Don't over do it. Take her clothes off, take pictures and give them to us.

>>607041671
Wincest

>>607042854
Just ask her to suck your cock

lick her asshole

>>607042864
THIS PLOX

>>607042854just watch out anon, don't get cucked by the legal system and typical woman lies

OP what's her relation to you?

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>>607043455
She's a friend. Almost 2 years younger than me. Legal I promise, she's getting drunker.

>>607043620

This is fucking boring. Show her pussy and asshole you fuckwit.

>>607043620
Start to casually brush her leg, and don't let her fall asleep /b/ro.

>>607043693
tell her shit she won't remember

>>607043620
take off her socks

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Made her another drink

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>>607043620
>not eating these things instead of taking gay pictures for /b/
Fuck her or eat the candy, or both. Just stop being a nig nog.

>>607043620
ay bby owl u doin

>>607042864
What with the feet fetish, I just don't understand it

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>>607043905

>>607043867
Make a move man

>>607043867
how many have you had op? Your photographic skills are slipping.

>>607044004
The real question is whether OP is scoring without us.

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Making progress

>>607044252
Gogogo

>>607044187
once it gets good for him, he'll stop taking picture. I can't see anything good happening

>>607044252
She's getting excited, hurry up man!

come ooon this is fucking interesting! stuff her throat with your dick

>>607043867
offer her a foot massage, you'll make her pussy wet

Go op we believe

op please dont be a faggot and deliver

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>>607044252

>>607044321
Or she might have a change of mind

>>607044310
Going to try and kedpcthe pics coming once I get it in. I'll see if I can ease in picture taking.

>>607044310
Newfag

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>>607044448

>>607044252
Just by the color of your jeans, and the design of them i can already tell you're beta as shit

plus she now looks scared, i bet your feet stink

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>>607044471
Yeeeeaaaaaaa OP!

Grab her waist OP

>>607044595
lmao he's got dem neckbeard jeans.

somebody can help OP for a discret live video?

You should definitely just keep making her drinks and doing nothing till she passes out you idiot.

>>607044252
her bra is black.
show us if her panties are black too

>OP might not actually be a faggot for once...

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>>607044595
Is that why she's touching my leg?

>>607044506
what makes you say that?

>>607044741
Bro wranglers are swag.

Bampun 4 pics

slowly and casually pull your dick out...

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>>607044802

>>607044779
Will lurk and see what happens. Need the nudes OP

>>607044779

Welp, you're moving at a snails pace by internet standards, but you're moving.


Keep delivering, OP.

>>607044841
hahaha please do it

>>607044779
She's clearly leaving a finger in contact with your leg just so you dont try and cobra leg lock her neck and rape her.

now get us some tits or gtfo fag

bumpin for op not being a total faggot yet

>>607041671
should have lightly ran your finger accross her ass and down her thigh to get her craving a touch and play it off like you're just teasing her. too late maybe, but that's always a good tactic to break the ice before getting physical. I imagine you will have more chances anyway.

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>>607044913

OP; MISSIONARY.
For the childrens

>>607044889
I could fuck her rn but we've only ever hooked up while really drunk so I'm waiting till were at that point.

>>607044779
She wants it OP, seen that look before, always got some a fee hours later

Deliver for my hopes and dreams

>>607045050
seen that look from your estranged uncle you mean.

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>>607045040

if i score dubs with this post you have to piss inside her vag and headbut her simultaneously

>>607045105
some bitches mate

And him

Oh those awkward teenage years where you would slowly slowly progress and "accidentally " on purpose touch eachother pretending you're not only thinking of boning... Because you're not really sure how to. Then you get a HJ and brag to your bros the next day that you fucked. Thats where you're headed OP. Also why the fuck are you on random right now getbbusy.

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Check'um.

OP knows what he's doing.

But I think we can all agree that we just want him to post nudes.

>>607044954

> running your finger down somebody's ass
> a good ice-breaker

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>>607045047
Go OP, go

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OP, put down your phone, and start making your move, you can post naked pictures later on, after you leave her unsatisfied.

also check 'um

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>>607044779

lurking to see what happens

>>607045337
Can actually confirm this.

>>607045263
you must get so much pussy

gogo op

>inb4 it's just OP and his gf and he's just leading everyone on here for shits and giggles

>>607045416
That doesnt make any fucking sense. Please explain?

come ooon ooppp give us another boone!

OP, if you're actually beta like some of these likely actual betas are claiming, just sit your ass up and put your right hand on her knee until she looks at you. Gently lean in about 90% of the way to her face. If she doesn't kiss you back you're fucked. But she likely will. Bitches like her are always down for bases 1, 2, and 3. It's how you round them that gets you home, mufucka.

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>>607045490

>>607045537
Newfag detected

>No one likes any surprise butt attacks while on the flirting stage

>>607045337
clearly she's showing him her ass because she wants him to see it. otherwise she would wear real clothing. he should be able to tease her about it by touching it. if she doesn't like it, that's a tease. if she does, that's still a tease.

How has nobody asked for a fucking timestamp...

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>>607045640

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She told me to feel her heartbeat...

>>03/31/15(Tue)04:26:06 No.607044779
10 min since last pic op. Lets get this seduction in gear.

>>607045646
Newfag since 2012-2013, fucking got me.

>>607045537
Running your finger down her thigh is just a good way to show her that you're interested too. It makes it so she isn't so worried about the attraction being mutual.

>>607045765
Tell her to feel yours, but then put her hand on your half-chub.

>>607045765
let her touch your dick and show it

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>>607045765
OH SHIT

>>607045831
This

>>607045765
LOL LEMME TAKEA SELFIE FIRST.

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>>607045765

>>607045765
Tell her to feel your throbbing dick.

>>607045765
fuck it. just go in for the kill. she wants it

>>607045765
>>607045765

punch her in the dick

>>607045765
That's code to feel how hard my nipples are

Geez OP is this your first time with a girl?

>>607045765

tell her shes got something on her lip, when you notice her thinking, go in for the french

>>607045812
Ah, thank you.

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>>607045765
Its time

>>607045986

>>607045790
07 here, lurk moar faggot.

>>607045765
BITCH HOLD UP, GET YOU FILTHY NIPPLES AWAY FROM MY HAND I NEED TO CHECK 4CHAN

>>60704526

Lol only someone who's gone at least 6 months without fucking would say something like "you must get so much pussy

>>607045765
Tell her you wanna feel it in her vaginals

and you keep making photos, this is real like amateurs on pornhub ; >

>>607045765
go, itz tiem

>>607045765
No you're attacking her and she's asking you to get off.

but you've already whispered in her ear 'no one will hear you scream so lets just get this over with'

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>>607045765

>>607045765
Dumb fuck, put your goddamn phone on silent, toss it on the side, and go for the kiss.

OP pls get her tit pics

>>607045765

She wants you you fucking moron. Put your phone away you retard.

>>607045765

I like the way you're gamin', bro. How are you doing it?

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k

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>>607046018
It's all good man.

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>>607045765

dont u dare not deliver op

Fake and gay thread.

Ohhhhh, I get it now. This is OP's girlfriend and he's fucking with us.

OH WAIT LEMME JUST TAKE A PICTURE OKAY,
fake as shit op fuck off

>>607046263
sister*

They are probably making out or doing foreplay now. expect late posts from OP

Go OP! right in the pussy

Op here. Y'all been trolled. Good day

come ooon OP don't dissapoint uus!

>>607041671
>>607044779
>>607045765

>Girl comes over
>OP sit back shyly
>Girl shows off some skin
>OP starts taking photos
>girl asks OP to touch her, should be obvious now
>OP still taking photos

OP. Kill yourself in front of her, theres no hope for you.

>>607046345
>>Doing foreplay

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>>607046359

>>607046359
tits or not op

hurry up op or all respect lost, cant start a fire without putting it out m8

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>>607046336
get your fresh cooked fantasies here

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Shes going for the dick

>>607046497
GOGOGO

>>607046497
fucking video nigro

>>607046497
continuuuu OP! contiuuuueeee!

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>>607045765
My spidey senses are tingling for some reason now, that this is OP and girl are role playing for us but go ahead..

>>607046497
Fuckk offff, gogogogogogogo

>>607046497
he did it

>>607046497
STOP TAKING PICS AND FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>607046497
Go for her dick too.

>>607046497
wow great pose
gay/gay

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>>607046497

> mfw OP hired a hooker to impress 4chin

>>607046497
COCK IN MOUTH OR GTFO OP THIS IS THE FUCKING CHANCE

Stop taking pictures and start filming

Op here
She just told me, her bf wouldnt like this...
What do
Rape?

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>>607046497
Here it comesss

Wtf is this madness

>>607046655

tell her he wouldn't have to know

>>607046655
"He'll never know"

>>607046618
lulz

>>607046497
>inb4 its his gf and they're both in on it and he pulls a miniature dinosaur covered in spaghetti out from his crotch

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>>607046641
>having that face
>being a hooker
Pick one faggot.

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>>607046497
ITS HAPPENING

>>607046655
The real OP wouldnt give a fuck

>checked, faggot

>>607046655
no, hugs her and leave her on the couch, go to your home and sleep.

>>607046768
Sorry, Drake.

>>607046755
nice dubs

is OP playing some sort of roleplay?

>>607046655
Fuck off anon, OP is a pretty cool guy today.

>>607046833
You also

Hey faggots OP here - you all just got played with my retarded thread...
Last one out turn off light!

they are probaly fucking right now
And we are waxing our carrots and flicking our beans

If dubs rape her and film it

kcoc in miki mouth kek

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>>607046891
Holy shit

>>607045683
Newfagz and niggers

>>607046954
fuck off faggot im the OP

OP here. I'm a faggot and she's a man. Bye

BAIT

>>607046655
>implying you're the real op

>>607046707
But that would be way better.

>>607046976
if he posts another pic before they're done fucking then he doesn't deserve to fuck her in the first place

>>607047033
/thread

Seriously??? Not one person asks for time stamps?!?!? Fucking new fags I swear

OP is still a virgin!

Real ip here
I am raping her but she is crying
What di

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>>607045765

>>607047119
In this situation?
How long you say you been lurking nigger?

>>607047154
>real IP here
Pentagon: hacked

>>607042854
If this is real it would be funny af if shes on b too

>>607047119
Simmer down, newfriend

Keep trolling OP!

>>607047257
By this point she's sucking his dick.

I waaant moore op!!

>>607047119
LEL DAE

>>607047119
You're the obvious newfag here.

>>607047202
Just got here
And yes, in this and every situation, you should know the rules

>>607047257
>Weird friend invited me over
>He's taking pics of my ass
>Grabbed my tit and took pics of me puuling his hand off
should i leave or call cops?

What a bunch of newfags to fall into OP's tricks

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>>607047372

>>607047372
There are no rules

This is why /b/ is broken, if youve ever been with a girl (and i highly doubt you have) you cant just write some shit on a piece of paper, and discreetly take a photo of it with her in the shot, she will notice, and thus your chances of getting your dick wet will be ruined

OP is busy getting laid, go downstairs and have dinner with your parents, its nearly bed time

OP here, she finally noticed I was taking pictures, got creeped out and left

>>607047542
LP here, She saw me crawling in my skin, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

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>>607047542
If this is the real OP, then..

What the fuck did you do?

>>607047542
pics or it diddnt happen

>>607047542
bait

>>607047691
OP would post a picture of his empty house.

OP here I actually hired my sister for a couple of minutes to impress /b/

>>607047542
pic of empty couch or you ain't real OP

come ooon OP! pleaaaaseee send more pics!!

>>607047822
MVP here, I actually hired Michael Jordan for a few hours to impress /v/

>>607047822
Do you fuck her?

>>607047542
>>607046375

lel

>>607048020
Of course

>>607047927
Obama here, I actually hired the FBI for a few years to lurk /b/

I cant believe the number of newfags falling for this

>>607047822
CP here, I actually hired my little sister for a while to impress /pol/

At this point I think all of us realize that OP is either fucking, or crying in his bathtub because he fucked up and scared her off. Either way, he won't be coming back for a while. Goodnight, all.

>>607048155
GG here, I actually no re to impress /v/

>>607048155
Gentleman here, I actually hired my fedora to tip for a few decades to upon ungrateful women on /soc/

OOOOPPP WHERE ARE YOUUU????

>>607048197
Goodnight sweet prince

>>607048269
LMNOP here, QRS, TUV.

Dubs here, I actually hired moot to give me the doubles for a few centuries.

>>607046616
Fuckin this!

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>>607048423
CHECK EM

>>607048395
CCCP here, actually hired comrade to impress Stalin.

Its bedtime newfags!! Get some sleep