Prove it

>>607037529
was his asshole tight

why are you such a faggot?

>>607037669
How am I suppose to prove it you dense fuck

>>607037529
did they sting you?

>>607037719
It was a girl

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>>607037529
so how fucked are you?

>>607037529
Did you cum?

>>607037781
/thread

>>607037781
pics or it didnt happen you dumbfuck, this is the internet

>>607037529
can they really even do anything since the cop was of age or do they just charge some shit like conspiracy to fuck someone underage?

>>607037839
ya ok bud

>>607037856
age of consent is 16 in most states faggot

>>607037781
Then go away cause no one cares unless you have proof faggot

>>607037827
Thats what she was doing apparently but we talked for like 2 months before and we exchanged nudes and shit. When I picked her up she got in my car. As i was driving she told me she wasnt 16 and she showed me her badge. I started freaking out thinking I was gonna get arrested

>>607037944
/thread

>>607038111
And then what happened? Tell the story!

Did you have fun in the pokey, faggot?

I actually fucked op in the asshole while he was fucking the girl, ask me anything

>>607037529
Did you check ID?

>>607038140
/thread

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moarr pllss

>>607037529
Bullshit

How old was this cop then? Was she hot?

Did you actually fuck her? How???

Did you cum in her?

Wew, that sounds pretty hot. Was it a lad or a girl?

Ask a trap who pretended to be an undercover cop to fuck a gullible faggot anything.

>>607038275
/thread

>>607037529
When your court date?

>>607038433
/thread

>>607038420
kek

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Ask a guy who just fucked an undercover tyrannosaurus rex who was pretending to be a 16yr old girl anything.

>>607038457
/thread

>>607038457
/thread

>>607038307
do you have the balls to post the real picture pussy?

>>607037856
I asked her if all the sexting was real or not. She said it was. Blah blah blah she agreed not to turn me in cause she likes how I treated her and how she thinks I'm genuinely a good person cause I have no background record

>>607037906
Yes. I came inside her

>>607037986
We fucked in my car....at night. Plus I didnt wanna risk annoying her or ruining the moment by asking

>>607038508
fagget

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ITT

things that really, really honestly happened

no really, shut up, ok? it happened

you wouldn't know, I was at another school that day

>>607038556
/thread

>>607038608
/thread

>>607038497
/thread

>>607038637
/thread

>>607038678
/thread

>>607038665
/thread

>>607038678
/thread

>>607038555
Pics of texts or fuck off

>>607038678
/thread

>>607038556
/thread

>>607038555
Where did you find her

>>607038735
>>607038726
>>607038729
/thread

>>607038760
/thread

>>607038760
/thread

>>607038556
who you callin fagget

>>607038854
/thread

>>607038792
/thread

>>607038898
\thread

>>607038795
OP is a lying shitter, why are you bothering to ask him questions?

>>607038796
/thread

>>607038880
/thread

>>607038968
/thread

>>607038939
2edgy3me

>>607038555
Nothing you could've done would have been illegal. Assuming in yous state/wherever you live the age of consent is 16, fucking a 16 year old would be legal. Even if you took pics or videos, they wouldn't actually be of a 16 year old. You were safe either way.

Unless of course she was undercover asa prostitute.

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>>607038810
/thread

>>607037781
Ask a guy who went to Mars and back in less than one second and broke all the rules of physics to do it anything.

P.S. I also fucked an undercover cop who was pretending to be a year old.

Srsly guys, guys srsly I did it, I just don't have any proof.

Fucking Pleb.

>>607039003
/thread

>>607038897
/thread

>>607039112
/thread

>>607039001
/thread

>>607038897
thread

>>607039120
/thread

>>607039040
If the age of consent is 16 and he's over 18 it's statutory rape, learn your shit faggot

>>607039071
/thread

>>607039165
/thread

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>>607038746
Heres some from earlier

>>607038795
On meowchat

>>607039154
/thread

>>607039223
/Thread

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/thread

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/thread

>>607039186
No, if she was under 16 it's statutory rape.

"Statutory rape is sexual activity in which at least one person is below the age required to legally consent to the behavior."

>>607039342
/thread

>>607039355
/thread

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/thread

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>>607039342
/bread

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>>607039186
Yeah I'm 23. Soooooo normally any guy would be fucked

>>607039401
/thread

>>607039445
/thread

>implying that shit isn't entrapment

You're either full of shit or she was and it was a fake badge. A real cop would've been wearing a wire and had backup that would've chased you down before anything could happen.

>>607039449
/thread

>>607039394
Dawg I don't think you know how it works

>implying a cop would actually have sex with a person just for a bust

>>607039495
/thread

>>607039493
directing you to >>607039394
and >>607039570

>>607039524
/thread

At what point did you find out she was not 16?

>>607039620
Then please explain

>>607039604
/thread

>>607039620
No, YOU don't know how it works. My friend is 20 and his girlfriend is 16. It's legal. Her parents know they're fucking, so do his.

>>607039690
/thread

>>607039719
/thread

>>607039449
/thread

>>607039077
Faggot. I hate Mars. Saturn is where it's at. But takes 2.5 seconds round trip. Haven't been in ages.

P.S. I fucked a 16year old pretending to be an undercover cop.

>>607039762
/thread

>>607038111
How old is she ..and how old are you?

>>607039773
The age of consent in california is 18

>>607039597
I know, but like I said she thought I was a good person. She said she wrote out in her reports and shit on me that it didnt pan out or whatever. So when she was hanging out with me she was doing so "off the record" so to speak

>>607039826
/thread

>>607039493
1. You're a troll with some silly text screen shots
2. You're a fucking idiot that's dating a crazy chick with a fake badge or a real badge she stole and is using it to scare you into playing nice and to not rape her or just did what she did cuz she's fucking crazy
3. she's the worst undercover cop ever. Considering they don't even have sex unless it's deep cover to bust a crime ring, she'd have called in police to arrest you right before fucking at the latest and would NOT send you real pictures of her.

>>607039858
/thread

>>607039879
/thread

>>607039947
Was she hot?

>>607039899
/thread

OP was fucking her in his car at night, until he realized, that the 16-year old girl was actually a 500 feet tall monster from the paleolithic era

>>607039911
I'm 23. Shes actually 27

>>607040041
pick one

>>607039394
So undercover cops pretending to be 16 don't count then?

I like to pretend I'm 18 everyday. Doesn't necessarily make it so.

>>607039937
we dont live in california fuckface

>>607039896
Saturn pleb, you should learn that Mars is the master planet.

P.S. I am an undercover cop pretending to fuck a 16 year old.

>>607039962
/thread

>>607038111
...so you didnt fuk hr

>>607040198
Maybe OP does

>>607040051
>>607040084
>>607040147
>>607040221
/thread

>>607039493
>Hehe >.< I go on my tiptoes and kiss you! Pleaseeee :p
>Okayyyy ;)

I hope you get raped by 100 wild niggers for being so pathetic. I doubt you actually fucked an undercover cop you're just a disgusting faggot who is trying to pick up this brain-dead girl by texting like an absolute faggot.

>>607039947
see
>>607040041
also supposing everything she said was true, if she was caught even speaking to you she'd lose her job and possibly get charges pressed against her for police corruption (lying to her superiors about you cuz she likes you IS classified as corruption)

>>607040176
Hummm... 27.. And she send you nudes? And you think she was 16!?

>>607040359
>implying that chat wasnt with himself in order to 'prove' his ridiculous claims.

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>>607037529
>ops problem in the US
Unlawful sex with a minor (USWAM)

>Also Ops problem in the US
Lawful Sex with a Miner (Pic related)

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>>607040293
No. I live in Illinois

>>607040359
Youre just jealous youre a fat neckbeard who cant get girls

op here, ya this was all a lie cuz I'm a fagget

>>607037529
if cop was over 18 and you guys fucked, even if you thought she was 16 have you really broken any laws?

>>607040507
She could easily pass as a teenager so I didnt question it

>>607040642
That's called entrapment and revenue generation...

>>607040583
>mah dick ;)
>brah
>referring to your own dick when talking to a girl
>faghot. always hint. always imply. never straight out say "MY DICK AHAH FUCK ME" *glop glop*"

You're the neck beard.

>>607040787
/thread

>>607040871
/thread

>>607040583
You're not getting any girls either. You're being a pathetic piece of shit that has to text like a fucking 3 year old girl to desperately try and get some form of pussy because you can't pick up anyone normally.

Nice job with the undercover cop story, maybe next time you can come up with something a bit better to try and convince people that you got some

>>607040678
So you have nudes from her...

>>607040310
>>607040917
/thread

>>607040917
/thread

>>607040310
/thread

>>607041001
/thread

>>607040787
Youre retarded. This wasnt the first time we ever spoke you dumb nigger. These are the most recent texts you homo

>>607040967
/thread

>>607040967
>>607041001
/thread

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/thread

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>>607040359
Those were her words, not his you dense fuck.

>>607041037
/thread

>>607041011
>>607041030
>>607041037
/thread

>>607040953
I do

>>607041075
/thread

>>607040937
see

>>607041070

>>607041107
/thread

>>607041032
Then how come if you'd fucked you didn't knowbhowntall you two were?

>>607041045
>>607041063
>>607041075
>>607041085
/thread

>>607041100
Where the fuck are they, faggot?

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>>607041032
Next you're gonna tell me you're more attractive than me too.

>>607041132
>>607041141
/thread

>>607041100
So meowchat is infested with undercover cops? Maybe tinder too?

>>607041207
/thread

>>607041207
This has been going on for so long and no one has even questioned it, also /thread

>>607041136
These texts were prior to fucking. I haven't texted her since I got home cause I dont know if shes still worth pursuit

>>607041273
/thread

>>607041178
Telstra
>You just lost m8

>>607041267
/thread

>>607041267
/thread

>>607041351
>>607041366
/thread

>>607041366
/thread

>>607041277
lol, this guy... nobody believes you faggot, you need more people

>>607041410
>>607041416
/thread

>>607041416
/thread

>>607040583
Age of consent in ilinois is 17 ahahah

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>>607041168
Here they come

>>607041444
>>607041472
/thread

>>607041499
>>607041472
/thread

>>607041499
>>607041536
/thread

>>607041514
/thread

>>607041549
>>607041581
>>607041592
/thread

>>607041592
/thread

>>607037529
why are you lying?

>>607041626
>>607041631
/thread

>>607041631
/thread

>>607041655
/thread

>>607041592
>>607041581
>>607041549
/thread

>>607041672
>>607041686
>>607041689
/thread

>>607041672
/thread

>>607041533
how could you mistake that for a 16 year old?
post more pics anyway plox

>>607041704
>>607041731
/thread

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>>607041533

>>607041731
/thread

>>607041751
>>607041772
/thread

>>607041533
Moar pics, please

>>607041772
/thread

>>607037781
This is the internet you dumbfuck. At least imply amd pretend at the same time that you got something if you want a good story to start

>>607041803
>>607041825
/thread

>>607041803
>>607041772
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>>607041731
/thread

>>607041533
You asked if she had some handcuffs?? And a uniform? I like girls in uniform....

>>607041791
No 16 year old looks like that, so either you're retarded or lying.

>>607041845
>>607041876
/thread

>>607037839
...but I though she undercover as a "girl"?

>>607038111
show us the nudes faggot

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>>607041791
>SIXTEEN

>>607041763
like you could tell it's not? one fucking bump on a chick's face does not a 20 year old make.

>>607041791
So fucking fake. This is just some whore.

>>607041901
>>607041931
/thread

>>607041981
/thread

>>607039342
wew lad

>>607042025
/thread

>>607042025
/thread

>>607042046
>>607042062
/thread

>>607041070
>>607041121
>Implying I wasn't grilling him for the "Okayyyy ;)" text.

I'm assuming one of you is OP and the other is some stupid dipshit who felt like chiming in. BOTH of those texts that I quoted are pathetic. One of those texts were OP's.

Fuck I hate complete mouth-breathers. I hope you all get hit by a fucking truck

>>607042062
/thread

>>607042095
>>607042108
/thread

>>607042095
/thread

>>607041965
>does not a 20 year old make.
wut?

>>607041981
>>607041901
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>>607039449
/thread

/thread
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>>607042149
>>607042153
/thread

OP is a colossal faggot.

>>607041791
Post moar

>>607042169
>>607042194
>>607042198
/thread

>>607041791
mor

>>607042169
/thread

Jesus fuck its like a reddit comment chain.

>>607042239
>>607042254
/thread

>>607041791
Aaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah. Fuck mate you got md

>>607042239
/thread

>>607041791
these arent yours, this bitch is obviously not 16, and shes fugly

basement dweller confirmed

>>607038077
Age of consent only carries to two years

>>607037529
Haha OP, in my country, 16 is legal.

>>607042274
/thread

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>>607042298
/thread

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>>607041791

>>607041763
Like you can really tell the difference. Plus its her face that looks super young

>>607041925
Youre retarded thinking youre some expert at determining age by body

>>607041970
Then reverse serch them homo or get off my thread. They're legit.

>>607042347
>>607042348
/thread

>>607040171
fuck sake nessie not again

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>>607037994
made me laugh

>>607037994
Underrated post

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>>607042382

>>607042163
ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT??

At least he fucked a woman, that' s more than most of you guys have do...

>>607042523
/thread

>>607042378
It looks like she's rubbing roast beef on her stomach.

>>607042382
>>607042579
/thread

>>607042552
"more than most of you guys have do" /thread

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>>607042378

>>607041011
Underrated post
also /thread

/fred

Wtf is op talking?

A cop who was pretending to be a 16 year old girl?

Is it a dude?
Is she over 18?
Makes no fucking senss

>>607042378
I'm surprised she didn't pull the badge out after you fucked. I know quite a few women that are of age that would get off on pretending to be underage.

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>>607042579
>>607042613

>>607042523
holy fuck that dudes split open!
im usually not terribly effected by gore but something about that makes me cringe horribly

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>>607042552
That's if you believe him

>>607042533
this post >>607041965 had terrible english. care to explain how it made any sense...

>>607042709
You can see his nose hair.