>>607032196
whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead nigger on the road?


the dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

>>607032488
what person has no arms and no legs ?


annie.

>>607032658
who is swinging on the swing ?


not annie.

am i the only one who is gonna contribute ?

>>607032196
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw them

What do you do after fucking the tightest pussy in the world?
You put the diaper back on

>>607032932
old old old

>>607032963
what does a nigger do after sex ?


20 to life

>>607032196
What's the difference between my new car and a baby?


I don't cum in my new car

How long does it take a baby to explode in the microwave?


I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

>>607033079
whats long black and smels like shit?


the welfare line

fleshlights would be pointless if babies diddnt cry

Why did jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus

How do you know if your sister is on her period?
Your Dad's cock tastes like blood...

What's the difference between this baby and that baby?


I already fucked this baby

>>607032196
what do a bike and a nigger have in common?

both won't work without a chain

>>607032196
what did the jewish child molester say to the kid?

?hey kid, wanna buy some candy

What has more brains than a Sandy Hooks student?

The wall behind one.

Knock knock

A woman has 3 kids, they are identical in every way. She names them all Tyrosine.

How can she tell them apart?

Their last names

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

I can't fuck a rock

>>607032963
My daughter is getting to the point where she is asking awkward questions about sex like is that the best you can do daddy

Statistically speaking 9 of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's the useless skin around the vagina?

The woman.

Whats the worst part about dating a Japanese chick? you've gotta drop the bomb on her, twice.

>>607032658
>>607032728

Who is annie?

>>607033744
Identical in every way? Like triplets, from 3 different fathers?

>>607032196
Here is for your fucked up dark joke : niggers.

How are an alcoholic and a necrophiliac alike? They both like to crack open a cold one

>>607034023
are you okay?

why do black people only have nightmares? cause the last one that had a dream got shot.

>>607034088
All niggers look the same, kinda like how all chinks look the same, next time you see two negros standing side by side you'll see what I'm talking about

>>607033811
WINRAR

>>607033678
What were the sandy hook kids reading before they got shot?

Magazines

>>607034023
A confession it seems

Who's the biggest faggot alive?

OP

whats better than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 1 dead baby nailed to ten trees.

>>607034346
WINRAR 2

>>607033697
yeah, come in ?

Hear about the time Diana was on the radio? She was all over the dash and windshield too

>>607034346
and the last thing that went through their minds?


Bullets.

>>607034476
How did they know dianna had dandraft?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

I've always wanted to burn a girlfriend alive, but I could never find the right match.

A old man walked into the forest with a young boy during a thunderstorm, "I'm scared" said the little boy.
The old man turns to him and says, "you think you're scared? I have to walk back by myself."

Guy comes to work on Monday. His buddy gets a cup a coffee and stands next to him.
Buddy: What he did on the weekend?
Guy: Craziest thing. I was walking home from work along the railroad tracks and I found this girl tied the train tracks. It was weird, just tied up to the tracks like it was some old timey movie.
Buddy: What did you do?
Guy: I untied her and took her home. We had sex all weekend. I did everything to her. Every position I knew. We had sex throughout my house. Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday. I even nailed her once more before I left for work today. She had long legs, round hips, beautiful ass, thin waist and a huge rack. I couldn't believe my luck.
Buddy: What did her face look like?
Guy: I don't know. Never found the head

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

>>607034510
What shapes did they learn that day?

Rounds.

What's the difference between a baby and a dead baby?
A dead baby doesn't cry when you fuck it

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What's the leading cause of child molestation?

Sexy children.

Why was Hitler kicked off the track team?

He could never finish the race.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop
Dr dre

>>607032196
butterface

she has a manlier jaw than me

Did you know Paul Walker had a dandruff problem?

His Head and Shoulders were found in his vehicle

a man goes to see his doctor and says "doctor i think my 13 year old daughter is pregnant" the doctor replied "jesus, your 13 year old daughter is sexually active?" the man replied " not really , most of the time she just lays there and cries"

>>607034699
Too far man

>>607034686
I kekd

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.

I was walking when all of a sudden I see a black guy carrying a TV on his shoulder. I asked myself "Isn't that mine?" But then I realized mine was back home washing the dishes.

>>607035218
That's not funny, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

>>607035280
>inb4 guard tower

I'm not racist cause racism is a crime and crime is for black people!

>>607032658
knock knock
who's there
not annie

>>607035280
Too bad you didn't go with him faggot

So a guy is walking along the beach, just meandering when he sees a lady crying. As he approached her, he sees she has no arms and no legs. He asks "Excuse me ma'm, but why are you crying?". She responds "Well as you can tell, I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed!". So the man looks around to check no one is watching, picks her up and gives her a smooch on the lips, sets her down and goes to continue walking.
All of a sudden, he hears her crying again. He turns around and asks "Why are you crying now?". She responds "Well, I've still got no arms, no legs, and now I've never been fingerbanged." So he looks around to see no one looking, picks her up, gives her the good ol 1-2, sets her down and goes to walk away.
He hears crying once more, and sees the same lady crying. He walks up and says "Okay, what's wrong now?". She says "Well I still have no arms or legs, and I've never been fucked!" So he checks around to see if anyone is looking, picks her up, throws her in the ocean and yells "HA! YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"

Why didn't the veteran finish the race?

He fell over on his last leg.

>>607033385
Hey Brad.

Whats the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs?


My dick

What's 18 inches long and can make any woman scream?

SIDS

(sudden infant death syndrome)

whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


The wheelchair

>>607033811
this one is really clever, dirty and funny


well played OP


so weird nobody else notices this joke, for me its golden, i guess /b/ is too stupid for clever jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
I forgot the rest of the joke but I fucked your mom.

>>607034275
a nightmare isnt a dream?


what a retard you are

If my child is a boy, I'll be so happy that I'll name him Hero. Likewise, if it's a girl I'll name her Heroin so I can finally tell people I shot heroin.

>>607033216
if fleshlights cried then babies would be pointless

>>607035974
it's a good joke, but it's been thrown around a lot recently so it has lost its edge amongst most users

>>607035974
no, its just old as fuck

A lawyer and a priest are on an airplane that it otherwise full of children. There is an explosion in the cockpit that kills the entire crew and sends the plane into a spiral. The lawyer grabs the only two parachutes, hands one to the priest and says "We gotta go."
The priest asks "But what about the children?"
"Fuck 'em," replies the lawyer.
"Do you think we have time?"

An enthusiatic salesman knocks on an old woman's door until the woman opens.The man storms in her house and proceeds to pour a bucket of manure all over her carpet.
"What are you doing?!" the woman asks
"Mam,I am here to present this marvelous new vacuum cleaner.If it doesn't clean everything up,I promise I will eat every single ounce of that manure"
The woman replies with a smile on her face: "Well you should dig in,because I haven't had power for three days now"

>>607035974
Zach Braff said that years ago, newfagg

>>607033811
/thread

>>607035280
Now that's funny. Lol.

How do you keep your neighbors kids out of your backyard?
Molest them.

What's the difference between a nigger and a gorrila?
None

>>607032196

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?...

I don't jizz all over an apple before I take a bite out of it.

>drops the microphone

>>607034476
I prefer Princess diana recently got xbox360, but I don't think she plays any games, it always says she's on the dashboard

>>607033749
You aren't trying hard enough

>rock fucking master race

Boy walks in on his dad masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, he says,
"Daddy, what are you doing?"
His dad replies, "Don't worry son, you'll be doing it soon enough!"
"Really? Why's that, Daddy?"
"Well, my arm is getting tired..."

How do you prevent a gang rape from occurring?

Throw the niggers a basket ball.

>>607034638
Who is Dan Draft and why did Diana have him? Could his jet fuel melt steel beams?
FUCKING DAN DRAFT

Why are all niggers fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail

My uncle died on 9/11. He was on the flight that crashed into the buildings. To me he was an uncle, but to the world, he was a brilliant terrorist.

>>607036979

Was he driving ?

>>607033749
>Cant fuck a rock
you just arent creative enough

>>607034705
What game were they playing?

Hide from the guy who was killing everyone and try not to get caught and shot

>kek

Oh wait, shoots and ladders.

How do black bitches fight crime?

They get abortions

>>607035054
Underrated post

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of money behind the bar, he asks what's up with that. Bartender says if you drink an entire 5th of whiskey, pull the rotten tooth from the rapid pit bull outside and fuck the 90 year old lady who lives upstairs it's yours. So the guy accepts, drinks the whole bottle of whiskey and goes out the back, snarling growling and barking ensue and after 10 minutes the guy teeters back in and says "Alright, now where's the old bitch with the loose tooth?"

>>607037314

You mean Snakes and Ladders right ?

>>607032196
There are a thousand dead babies on a beach, what's the hardest thing to hide?

My erection!

>>607034023
the girl that can't use the swings or knock on the door because she has no arms or legs.

Come on, anon. That is how a joke works. You wait for the punch line and then it makes sense. They don't always have to be written out for idiots to laugh at too.

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>>607037314

Stupid fucking Americans can't get anything right.

>>607037035
Then not all niggers are fast then, are they, fuckwit.

Ok I got a few,


How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

9 months.


Why do you always blend a baby feet first?
So you can cum on its face.
What does a baby look like after 20 minutes in the microwave?


I don't know I close my eyes when I masturbate.

When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh – just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s going to shoot anyone

>>607032488
Lol'd

>and I never lol. Ever.

>>607037525
What's worse than 100 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 100 trees.

>>607037923
How is that worse?

1/100th of a baby is nothing, you probably wont even notice if you walk past

>>607038003
Now imagine a tree but it has fucking 100 babies nailed to it, fucking impossible to miss that


I bet that is many times more scary

>>607037429
>>607037665

>being this much of a bitch

I'm Australian, I am however aware that there are different forms of the game, and that chutes and ladders is a popularised version overseas.

Get on my fucking level, uncultured fucks.

>>607038149

On your level ?

Would i need a severe head injury to achieve that ?

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>>607038063
It's worse for the baby you idiot.

A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees. Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

>>607038401
of course not
if you are in 100 parts im sure you are dead and have no feelings


now imagine being nailed to the same tree along with 99 other babies


pretty sure thats hurt more

why did jesus die on the cross

because he forgot the safeword

>>607033811
Had to read it three times.

>fuck you I've been up 30 + hrs and are half drunk

>>607038461

You need to get out more if you are going to argue over a joke.

>>607035440
Haha good job anon

What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

>>607034324
It's usually harder for me to tell white people apart as opposed to asians and blacks.

why can niggers dance so good?

Because the first 9 months of their life they had to avoid the abortionhose

Man walks into a doctors office and says.

"Doctor doctor, I've got a weird squeaking noise coming from my head and I can't stop eating banana's"

The doctor says.

"Well that's the least of your worries because you've got AIDS!"

>>607038569
why? i was just saying that his say was wrong

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin

>>607035440

i cracked this joke in the Holocaust Exhibition in the War Museum in London. Lots of people looked at me but didn't laugh for some reason.

Well, one person did, me lol

>>607038306

I figured your bitching about a game title would be indicative of an existing injury.

If you were born like that I kinda just feel bad now

What's worse than 100 trees nailed to a dead baby? One tree nailed to 100 dead babies.

>>607038709

And now you want to argue with me about it ?

how do you get a nigger off a tree?

cut him down

what do you have to do when your licked a bald pussy?

Put the diaper back on and lay her in her craddle

>>607038784

Nope, luckily i wasn't born an Aussie.

>>607037103
hehehe good job anon

>>607033811
>Statistically speaking 9 of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
>I think the wording needs something a little different...
>>>Statistically speaking 9 of 10 people in every gang rape enjoy it

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>>607036041
u srs?

>>607038767
but isaac newton wasn't stabbed to death...

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>>607032196
what's the worst part of molesting children?

cleaning the blood off the clown costume before returning it to the costume rental

>>607034476
What did Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last biggest hit was the wall.

My friend came over today and looked really bummed.

I said "what's wrong?"

He said "my girlfriend got an abortion today and I don't know how to make her feel better."

Didn't know what to say, thought, said "get her some flowers and say try not to kill these too."

two guys talking at work Monday morning:

1st guy: so how was your weekend?

2nd guy: it was fucking awesome, had a party, everybody got high, everybody got drunk, everybody got laid.

1st guy: really, who all was there?

2nd guy: just me and your Mom

>>607039031
Neither was I you cockerspaniel.

>>607039282

She hit a pillar not a wall.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 9/11 jumpers, they went through ~90 stories in 17 seconds.

Rekt?

A young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room.
"Daddy," she says, "a strange man did something bad to me at the park today."
The father, suddenly very attentive, turns to face his daughter. "Oh, god... okay, sweetie, you need to understand that it absolutely wasn't your fault, and you will not get in trouble for telling me about it. Can you explain what happened?"
"Well," the girl begins, "I was playing in the sand, when the man came up to me and told me to come with him behind a tree."
"Oh, god," mutters the father. "Then what?"
"Then he pulled down his pants and showed me his thing."
"Oh, god!" the father exclaims. "What happened next?"
"Then," the girl continues, "he pulled up my dress and touched me on my underwear."
"Oh, god!" shouts the father. "Sweetie, what happened after that?"
The girl answers with a shrug. "Nothing. That was it."
"Well, make something up! I haven't finished yet!"

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>>607032196

Q: How do you make a 6 year old cry twice?

A: You wipe your bloody cock on their teddy bear.

>>607039354

So you were just born a cunt then.

>>607039317
You're the first guy aren't you

>>607039533
You're the Faggot

>>607037400
oldie but goodie

What did the paralyzed kid think of the movie?

He couldn't stand it.

>>607039414
WiNNAR

>>607038977

YEWSSDFGVDWRH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

>>607039282
What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana? Thomas made it through the tunnel

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40

>>607038428
Wow i kek'd pretty hard thank you anon.
>I rarely laugh

>>607038581
That reminds me of a funny joke about a miscarriage can't remember it now something about the wife couldnt believe they let the husband bring the fetus home

>c'mon somebody cause I neeeeeeeeeed it

>>607039659
This is lols

>>607039503

Indeed, while you just hide behind the years of parental sexual abuse to justify your shit.

The nature nurture argument is always a brain twister.

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>>607039672

>>607034259

underrated post

>>607039574
Points for trying..?
I dunno what to say, ouch? Burn? Oh you got me bad! Ohhh that one stings.

"I went skydiving for the first time the other day."
"Yeah?! How was it?"
"Well, when I got to the door of the plane I completely lost my nerve. I just couldn't force myself to jump."
"So you didn't jump?"
"Well, when I turned away from the door, the instructor was standing there. He told me I have two options: Either jump out of the plane, or he was going to fuck me from behind, right there and then."
"Jesus! Did you jump?"
"Yeah.... a little at first."

Why are babies the most beautiful things in the world?

They can deepthroat no matter which way you put it in.

>>607039533
Not when it comes to your mother

>>607039722

YA THAT JOKE WAS GOOD XD

>>607032196
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

what is the difference between a pakistani elementary school and an al-qaeda outpost? hell i don't know, i just fly the drone.

>>607039672

Mercedes one I liked. I heard they found out she had dandruff when they found her head and shoulders all over the car floor.

>>607038582
WHAT?
HOW?
White people have different hair colours
White people have different eye colours
White people have different IQ levels

Black people have the same hair colour (black)
Black people have the same eye clour(Brown)
Black people all have low IQ

Asians have the same hair colour(black)
Asians have the same eye colour(brown)
Asians all have a high IQ level

How can telling the difference between 2 white guys harder than telling the difference between 2 niggas or chinks

GOD DAMN ANON!

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>>607039924

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

>>607039955
Well that would make sense, since my dad's been there already.

>>607039144
Too wordy, tries too hard.

What's the worst thing about fucking 23-year olds?

There's only 20 of them.

>>607040346
>triggered

>>607040381
I was thinking the exact same thing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Why wasn't John's mother at his graduation?


She was killed in a house-robbery 2 weeks earlier.

What has 5 arms 3 hands and 1 foot?
The Boston Marathon finish line

Two jews sitting in the park.

Hot shiksa walks by.

First jew says "Oy vey would I like to fuck her."

Second jew says "outta what?"

What do you do after you've raped a five year old girl?

You flip her over and pretend that she's a five year old boy.

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>>607040554

whats the difference between German planes and German trains?

German trains wait until they get to their destination before killing the cargo.

>>607039740
My wife caught me cheating on her the other day. Not sure what she was more upset about...the fact that I was fucking our daughter or that the hospital let me keep the miscarriage

>>607040346
Pretty much what i think about the race differences

God bless you anon

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>>607040746

How many jews can you fit in a bmw?


6004 2 in the front 2 in the back 6000 in the ash trey

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?

Your penis as you're doing it.

>>607032932
fucking newfag and his fucking newfag jokes

We were testing our bomb fields by throwing veterans into them.

It took a while, but I found the perfect place to landmine.

>>607039031
You racist dog.

A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.

>>607041154
don't get it

What's black and blue and tied up in the backyard?

My nigger and I can paint him whatever color I want

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>>607034023

>>607041269
I can't find this funny. The entitlement and attention seeking nature of that woman are too distracting...

>>607041368
Looked white and gold to me...

a guy walks into a bar and order 6 shots of whiskey.
the bartender cheers and asks what the special occasion is.
The guy says "my first blowjob"
The bartender cheers again and says that he's gonna give the guy 6 shots on the house and then asks "so how was it?"
The guy replies "I dunno, once I get the taste out of my mouth with these shots I'll tell you."

>>607041612
Oh you bitch

I've heard a similar one. A husband was trying to convince his wife to go fishing with him. He finally says, "fine, you don't have to come if you give me a blow job." So she starts going down on him when she suddenly pulls away and says "You dick tastes like shit!" The husband replies "yeh, the dog didn't want to go either."

How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Two men are talking in a bar, and the topic of their family comes up.
The first man says his grandfather was sent to Dachau in 1941 and still had his serial number tattooed on his arm.
To which the other man replied, that his grandfather used to tell him stories about how horrible the conditions at Auschwitz were. He still had nightmares about how cold it was on the night shift in the guard tower

>>607041576
>autism

>>607040737
underrated

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>>607041612
what color is this?

A hot woman Is standing by the bar.

A man goes up to her and says you're gonna get laid tonight

she laughs and says how do you know that

the man says because I'm stronger than you

why do shower heads in ausschwitz have 11 holes? because jews have only 10 fingers

With all the news stories about rape in India, I think America has lost the title "Land of Opportunity"

>>607032196
How do you tell if your sisters on her period? Your dads dick tastes like blood

What's the difference between my gun and my dick?
The 8-year old boy doesn't cry when my gun goes off in his mouth.

>>607032196
Id like to die in my sleep, like my Grandfather, not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car.

whats blue and makes women scream? Cot death

>>607042106
Color isn't a word in my country.

>>607032196
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a bucket?
A With a Blender

Q: How do you get them out?
A: With a Straw

I tried cocaine once.

For eight years.

you find a woman lying in the woods crying, she obviously has been raped. what do you do?
look at my map, because obviously i've been walking in circles.

>>607033811
isnt this a jimmy carr line?

Zezima is a noob
Lol

>>607042515
kek

why are niggers brown?
because the are made of shit

>>607034275
>Not understanding the joke.
>Calling everyone else retards.

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>>607042397
Well keep that fag between your lips then.

>>607032196
Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got his gas bill.

Why is Stevie wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black

Welcome to the BBC.

Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer.

>>607034705
ROUNDS AINT A SHAPE

A pedophile walks into the woods with an eight year old.
The eight year looking concerned says "I'm scared"
The pedophile replies "You're scared? I gotta walk out of here alone!"

>>607041157

And there was me thinking Australian was a nationality and not a race.

Difference between a dead baby and a freezer?

freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

>>607042630
Not British, try again

Little Johnny wakes up one night hearing strange noises from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door to his parents room and sees mom, handcuffed to the bed's headboard, dad ramming her from behind. Johnny screams. Dad turns to looks at him, laughs and gives mom a slap on the bum for good measure. Johnny runs away, screaming.
Once dad has finished mom off, he uncuffs her. She immediately says, 'You better go tell Johnny everything is OK, the shit he just saw could scar him for life".
Dad rolls his eyes and begrudgingly agrees. Pulls on his robe and heads for Johnny's room only to find it's empty. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny fucking her from behind.
Dad screams.
Johnny turns around looks at him and says "Yeah, not so funny when it's your mom huh?"

>>607033096
breddy gud

Statistically 1 out of 150 people enjoy suicide.

>Knock Knock
Who's There?
>It's the police mam, your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why do niggers hate God?
>You'd hate him too if he put pubic hairs on your head.

Why do niggers stink?
>So blind people can hate them too.

>>607042106

Pink and Pink

What's the worst thing about fucking a six year old?


Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

>>607042965
how can a dead baby scream?

>>607042991
Nice

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?
The execution.

>>607032658
dark joke? we used to say that one when we were 8 year old, please

>>607043028
>only oldfags will get it kek XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>607033913
underrated post

A little girl sees her parents naked for the first time. Next day she goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, when am I going to have the same thing you have between my legs?" "You have to wait a couple of years, dear." So she goes to her father and asks: "Dad, when am I going to have the same thing you have between my legs? " "In ten minutes when your mother leaves the house."

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>>607043083
Enough with the babies you sick fuck the F.B.I has probable cause by now.

I raped this little girl last night.

It sucks she gave me AIDS

How does a 9 year old get AIDS?

I guess my little sister hangs out with the wrong crowd

>>607043196
Please leave.

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>>607043083
okay then, "cry".

A guy from Surrey goes to the doctor. The Doc comes in and asks, "What can we do for you today?" "I would like to get some birth control for my daughter." "How old is your daughter?" "She's 14." "Is she sexually active?" "No, she just lays there...just like her mother."

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>>607040223


>fly the drone

>>607038401
Is it worse than when it was 10 babies and 10 trees a few posts above that one?

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>>607043442
But it's dead is my point

holy shit there are so many repeated jokes in this thread....are you motherfuckers braindead?

How many people do the cops have to kill before there is rioting in the streets?
Three-fifths

>>607035280
>You shouldn't be eating more than you need, people have died of starvation

>>607039105
Do you even English?

>>607042976

The numb digger doesn't know that we spell it like that. Also, are you Asian, since you're definitely from BC?