>>606983408
How the hell are you using the internet?

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>>606983654
I'm on my shitty phone.

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I don't have any money till next week and I'm basically homeless till I can get into a place to stay on Thursday. It's fucking horrible. I hate my life right now. I honestly am
Just a miserable loser.

Post address op

I will not post my address. I'm not that stupid. That just invites all kinds of issues.

>>606984502
How will anon get you a pizza then

>>606984502
Sure i'll buy you a pizza.
How though?

>>606984609
I will give my email and talk to the person to make sure the monsters on this website won't send a fucking swat team to me

>>606984973
Send e-mail i'll get you a pizza /b/ro.

>>606985110
[email protected]

Please don't get me killed or send a million pizZas.

>>606983408
Don't trust /b/. You will have 100 not paid for pizzas delivered to your door. Gross pizzas too. Icka.

>>606985485
Believe me I'm really scared about this one bro. But I've got nothing and heve helped a friend out in the past. I'm starving man.

>>606985735
I got you.

>>606985735
Well just prepare your anus anon. If I had a debit card I would buy you a pizza or two. I'm really sorry, good luck and I hope you can get something to eat.

>>606985735
E-mailed you. Will deliver pizza for OP.

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Well I'm seriously waxing and lubing this asshole as we speak for fear of what could happen.

Well if anon comes through I will post picks of proof!!

>>606986365
I'm still here OP. Awaiting your e-mail reply.

>>606986365
I hope you're being a good person.
>>606986457
Again, good luck anon and I hope you can get something to eat out of this. If not, take your 20 cents and get a ramen.

>>606986877
Just got back 1,315 dollars from tax returns. I'll buy Op a pizza, still waiting for a reply though.

>>606987085
You rock.

>>606987085
Will also post pics of proof if OP replies. The tax return is included in the e-mmail, reply to that one.

If I had a credit card I'd buy you a pizza or something OP. What state are you in?

>>606986696
OP has replied. Sending pizza now and will post proof keep the thread alive.

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I just replied to your email brotha! In return here is a picture of some chick I used to fuck.

>>606984199
Go to the local social services place. Ask for food stamps. They will immediately give you a prepaid card with hundreds of dollars loaded. Buy groceries.

Stop being a faggot, get off of /b/ and get your priorities straight if you're not a scammer.

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Bumping for /b/rotherhood

Yeah dude I'm sending you some right now

>>606984199
When you have like $60, buy a cheap tent/sleeping bag/air mattress from Walmart. You can camp out fucking anywhere, I've been doing it 7 months although I use a bicycle to carry all that shit

I'm from Detroit michigan it's not that easy to get on govt assistance besides. I start work next week for a new job but until Thursday when I can live with this person I'm hard up on luck.

>>606987922
This. You should try to get assistance. If you need it that is. Or you could try to find a restaurant job. They give you good deals or even free food.

>>606984199
What state man? I'll give you a ride and buy you some food tomorrow if you're nearby

>>606988453
It's ok OP. We've all been down on our luck and needed help. Congrats on the job!

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>>606988601
Detroit michigan man.

I dont know if life is harsh in USA or only homeless people from the states come to this board.

>>606988453
>>606988779
when I started working at minimum wage, I didn't get paid until nearly 3 weeks after I had started. You need a better short term plan

>>606988767
Yep exactly man. It's tough man I'm just so stubborn I won't ask my family for help or anything. I Know but I'm willing to ask people on 4chan right?!

>>606988453
OP, it's ddr_k here. Awaiting apt name since dominos requires this.

>>606988779
That sucks, I'm in MS. I would help if I could. GL man

>>606988943
This is a decent Job and the guy said when I start work if I need some assistance till I get my first dheck he's help me out.

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Yo nigga send me some pizza too.

>>606989097
I just sent you the info. I sent the name of the motel and the room Number. Hopefully that helps.

>>606988779
be ___ unless you can be ____ then always be _____.

Holy fuck the only real thing the internet has taught me is how fucking unoriginal people really are.

>>606989010
I'm the same way. It's hard to admit when you need help. I'm glad we're able to help you out. Well props to anon for helping you, but we've got your back.

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Donk bump

>>606989709
Got it. Just need two letter state abbreviation and city.

>>606983408
Post pics of hotel need some proof, will send you money if u provide. Need a time stamp.

>>606990096
Detroit MI

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>>606989911
Or just appreciate a decent joke?

>>606990143
And the zip.. reply that one on e-mail i wannam ake sure its right

game of bros thread get in here
>>606988586

>>606990161
I'm not in Detroit just outside it by a few miles. But it might as well be Detroit.

>>606990294
Since your asking me, the answer is no, no it's just unoriginal thinking.

>>606990653
Reply to the email with zip code and confirm info.

I really want to see if OP gets his pizza...

Posting proof soon just waiting on one final question from OP.
>zip

All info sent I swear to god I will post proof of pizza WHEN I GET FOOOD YAYAYAYAY

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X-large for op.

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>>606991451
Do you like Xtra cheese?

>>606991451
Wow, thank you for helping him out. There needs to be more people like you.

Extra cheese with pepperoni and black olives please'.

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>>606991635
Yeah we're doing thay. Op requested black olives and pepperoni too.

>>606991504
Thanks for the address anon, I knew you'd fuck this up.

SWAT incoming.

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>>606991894
Which soda op?

Yeeeh soo happy!!

>>606991905
wow fuck off, leave him be you fucking vampire

>>606991905
The address is 1234 Main Street.

>>606992132
Dr.pepper!! I love that pop!

>>606992223
I was just choking your chicken.

That's not even a real address.

I like threads like this.

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While we wait for op to decide soda, dubs decides what side he gets.

>>606992653
Let's go classic breadsticks.

>>606992653

Dubs, get him another pizza Hawaiian double cheese

>>606992653
None and he doesn't get pizza either
He learns shit can't be handed to him

Dubs get

>>606992653

Rolling double that you cancel order

>>606984502
If you're staying in a hotel then surely it's not a big deal?

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Stuffed cheesy bread. That shits with the bacon in it.

>>606992899
WINRAR!

>>606992653
I'll take dr.pepper and I'd were doing breads I'll take stuffed cheesy bread With the spinach and feta. Omg I love you bro. My mouth is watering so much.

>>606992653
pornflakes
>tfw im a newfag
>tfw no dank maymays

>>606992769
69 approves

>>606992899

THis, CANCEL ORDER

>>606992653
Parmesan bites are the shit.

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>>606993063
What sauces sorry shit camera.

>>606993023
Oh FFS great so great of course that's what dubs lands on!

>>606993376
I'll take ranch and Mariana.

>>606992899

Super winrar, cancel!!!

>>606993525
Wait wait ranch and garlic dipping sauce stop!

>>606992899
no food for OP i guess

>>606993785
Looks like I'm starving tonight. :'(

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It'd happening.

>>606993672
fuck you Im OP
>ill take semen dipping sauce

>>606992899

Dubs is law. Cancel that order.

>>606993952
you and the whole continent of africa
so youve become a nigger gg OP

>>606993959

Don't be a cunt, Dubs winrar says cancel, so cancel.

Also, checkum.

>>606988779
Shit, where in the D, man? I'm in Southfield.

>>606993959
Omfg dude I seriously love you!

>>606994220
take him out to dinner then fuck him anon, thats the right thing to do
>Hey OP will you sell your ass for food??

>>606994220
Well I'm from Wixom but I currently living in Westland. We should grab drinks sometime once I get paid from work here in the future.

>>606994462
Hahah no I wont. But I know some girls who will turn tricks for it. Well maybe that's for heroin.

>>606994744

Dude, you're cool, even if you were a faggot and ignored dubs

I'm so fucking happy right now this is amazing!!

>>606995091

You better tip the driver that 20 cents

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>>606994744
you just feed a family of niggers

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Keep the thread alive, Kristina is prepping this shit.

>>606994182
The only cunt is someone whod let someone starve (if they truthin) over the number of the post.

>let a poor guy die
>obey some dubs fag who has probably never had struggle
.......
Come on guys

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>>606983408
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad
 

 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

  

 

  

 

  

     
 

  
                       
 


 

 

 

       


    
  
  
  
  

>>606995388
Actually he fed a white boy down on his luck haha. I'm 6'3 dutch with blonde hair. Just down on my luck.

Holy shit this is gold. Bump for great justice.

I will post pics the second I get the pizza. Maybe I'll post a picture of the pizza guy?!

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Time to bake!

>>606995677
w..wew ladd

>>606995706
pic or youre a liar
>sharpie in pooper too

>>606996087

You gonna tip him?

>>606992653
the stuffed cheesy bread with spinach and feta is actually the shit

Well this pizza will be here soon since they close at midnight.

>>606995677
>wew lad is 4chan's newest meme
as old as /s4s/ the only thing thats new is you faggot

>>606987922
Yeah, this. When you are homeless they give you food stamps almost immediately. Until then go to some food banks. There should be plent of them in your area. They are located at churches. Churches will also pay your bills too. I wouldn't help you because you are stupid and obviously have never been poor before.

>>606996317
Oh fuck man oh fuck got so caught up in the whole process forgot about that.

>>606996375
I've never actually had it but because I love those two things it seems perfect.

>>606992899
The dubs have decided! Op shall starve tonight!

>>606996587
fuck him, hes doing his job
>no tip

03/31/15 the day /b/ had a heart

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>>606996317
I think I paid the tip already "delivery fee" idk.
I know it's blury but it went in the oven at 11:32

Never heard of food banks? I think OP is some stoned teenager trying to get free pizza because he spent his allowance on weed.

>>606996881
you must be new here
>/b/ is known for halping fellow /b/fags when its not being l337 hax0rs

>>606996725
try it. so fucking delicious

Are you near a hungry Howies?

>>606997173
You are definitely new here. Along with most of you

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>>606996906
Oh, also here is proof that it was paid and I didn't sent it like an asshole.

>>606997474
Faggot

>>606997057
Food banks are closed at almost 12am!!

>>606996906
"delivery fee" is different from a tip. pizza companies charge that to try and make up for the $10-15/hr they (some at least) pay delivery drivers.

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>>606997474
Holy shit is this real?

>>606997685
But they open in the morning, and OP has obviously been hungry for more than a day.

>>606997474
My nigga you rock!!

>>606997872
Umm I've been scrounging on small little amounts but haven't eaten yet today and the closest one doesn't open until Thursday.

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Quality check began 11:39.

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Fuck OP for being a lazy freeloader

>>606998127
My Swedish Negroe.

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OP should write in a $100 tip.

Then OP calls his bank saying it was an obvious fraudulent charge since the pizza is across the country.

Then everyone wins, except Dominos, who is only out one of its thousands of orders it made tonight.

>>606998074
Ever try the salvation army? Open every day.

>>606998127
>Quality check
☑ place semen and pubes on pizza

Someone please make a monage of this thread.

>>606998476

He should've tipped

>>606998409
They don't have a food bank at the one by me buddy. Believe me I know what to do.

>>606997746
i get $6.40/hour driving at dominos

I will buy an anchovy kale and arugula pizza without sauce.

So did you get the pizza yet?

>>606998476
Kek

>>606998650
Yeah they do, dipshit.

>>606998691
No it should be on its way pretty soon. Hey close in 12 minutes so he'll ne here soon I bet.

>>606998669
that's why i said some of them. the papa johns near me has their windows all painted up advertising that they're hiring drivers starting at $15/hr.

>>606998691
10 mins into the quality check. this shit has never taken that long.
I will update when delivery starts.

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Alright anon, listen to me very closely

This is a big dick thing to do, but you might not have a choice. Go to target or Walmart and shoplift a few IHOP gift cards or gift cards to some other place. You don't need to put anything on them so just pocket them and leave. Go into the resturaunt acting casual and have a nice meal. At the end thank your waiter and wait for them to leave the table. Leave the gift card with your check and run the fuck away.

This works better if you scope out restaurants beforehand and look for one you can easily get lost in the crowd around.

Free meal. You'll feel like a piece of shit but sometimes you just don't have a choice. Money is a tabgible replacement for intangible work an the world is full of loopholes for obtaining it.

>>606998669

Damn dude. You're getting fucked. Where the fuck are you?

>>606998937
OP, do you live far from this place?

>>606995677
You really don't tire of shitting up every thread now do you?

>>606998669
>>606999004
that might be including tips, though, which i just thought about..

So OP what's going on? Are you okay? Are you going to be okay? I hope things get better for you, I've done the no money and sketchy hotel thing and the homeless thing. Glad someone got you some food.

>>606999054
Givethatmanacookie.jpeg

>>606999199
No maybe a few miles.

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>>606983408
Sounds like you got change motherfucker! Next time don't vote Democrat

>>606999342
Yeah I'll be alright. I'm just excited for this pizza. I will have a place to go on Thursday thank god.

I see these threads all the time. Just die in an alley already you useless fuck. Someone who can't even feed themselves is a worthless waste of life.

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>OP right now

Bumping for internet pizza party

Dubsssss checkem! Good luck op love you. Good vibes to you.

>>606999762
It was meant to be a joke asshole. I'm most definitely not a democrat.

>>607000466
You might want to be, considering you're a poor piece of shit.

>>607000466
Shut up and eat your government pizza you fucking leach

>>607000466
>Asking for free stuff
>Being a dick

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I'm still here guys. It looks like they may be low in drivers tonight. Wait a bit longer I promise this shit is happening.

I feel dumb as fuck now

all those times I bought a pizza I coulda just pretended like op did and get free pizza

>>607000948
Faggot

>>607000948
ebin trololololololol anon

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OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING.
Duane has left 11:53

>>607000948

I'm no longer believing. Take a picture of u gfs tits and time stamp to prove

>>606983408
Just opened this thread and if you're legit, I feel sorry for you. Not much I can do since you're in Detroit and I'm all the way down in Florida. Plus it looks like another anon already ordered you a pizza.

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>>607000948
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENNING.
Duane has left 11:53

>>607001188
Nice AlienWare. Your parents buy you that? Stop using their credit card to buy strangers pizza.

>>607001032
doesnt always work faggot, luckily there was an anon who believed OPs bullshit, with no timestamp

>>607000908
Honestly better than the guy who makes up some fake sob story and tries to make his troubles sound like the Holocaust.

>>607001188
For great piZZA JUSTICE!! I'm so excited for this pizza.

>>607000735
Eat a pizza made of dicks

op write a $500 tip on the receipt

>>607001309
Send another pica, or are u a faggot ?

>filenames

>>607001356
Faggot

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>>607001404
If you read the thread you would see the timestamp.

I'm going to post a picture when the piZza gets here!!

>>607001499
If you're going to be a dick I'm not helping you then.

>>607001687
Faggot

>>60700153

Lolllllll, holy shit, what. Solid troll.

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>mfw OP doesnt get Cheese Pizza
i fucking hate whoever ordered the pizza, always cheese pizza faggots

>>607001775

You're the faggot, send another pizza!

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>>607001687
Muh nigga!

I've lived in a motel before, same situation. I didn't ask for free shit like a bum.

FYI

Dominos allows you to send e-gift certificates to any e-mail address. This will allow OP to get what he wants without have to give his address.

>>607001032
No shit. OP is just another shit skin democrat mooching off the goodwill of others.

>>607001687
a timestamp of OP you fucking mongoloid

>>607001308
How does that prove anything?
>you sly anon.

>>607002014
thats because youre not a nigger

>>607002172
Kekd hard

What happened to the internet hate machine? Bunch o hippies

>>607002014
but you could have

>>607001455
Only if you pay for it fucking idiots

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And we have a winrar! My pizZa is here!!!! Remember the due who ordered my pizza jet fuel can't melt steel beams!!

>>607002333
inb4: trips shitstorm

>>607001973
GG faggot, starve to death then.

Don't bother replying as I'm leaving this thread.

>>607002333
trips dont lie
>/b/ is run by sjw noa

>>607002454
FUCKING KEK I put that in the delivery instructions HE SAID IT AHAHAHA

>>607002454
should timestamp half eaten pizza

>>607002454
OP is a nigger
>no face in pic and no timestamp

>>607002454
teimstamp dat shit, nigga!

>>607001531
>>607001531
>>607001531
>>607001531
>>607001531
>>607001531
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>>607002454
Eat well OP
>captcha: select pizzas

>>607002454

Awesome! Maybe there's some hope for /b/

>>607002454
Timestamp.

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>>607002840

>>607002454
Piece of shit. Too bad this is only temporary. You're still an unemployed leech who will be starving again in 2 days.

>>607002938
You don't understand. This is pure cancer.

>>607002954
hes right theres not timestamp faggot

>>607002956
But hope is permanent.

>>607002938
delivering pizza is what /b/ does
stop being a faggot

>>607002956
This. Give a nigger a pizza he eats for a night. Get a nigger a job and he becomes an honest hard working African American contributing his fair share to society.

>>607003080

No, the endless trap, dubs, and copypasta are cancer.

>>607002938
There wasn't any hope to begin with, son.

>>606990063
Sauuuuuce

>>606993959
>>607002454
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Holy shit toasting in epic bread.

>>607003361
Not as cancerous as the do gooders.

>>607003298
>/B/
i hope you fucking die faggot, i hope that pizza gives you uncontrollable diarrhea

>>607003270
That we do, if you're thinking of the definition I'm thinking of.

>>607003298
Aw shit!!!!

>>607003584
fuck you who cares, he's probably not working correctly because of malnutrition

>>607003298
some faggot actually paid to a complete stranger for this? I don't know what to feel right now.

OP is such a fucking faggot - instead of spending $30 on a fucking pizza he could've bought $30 worth of groceries and survived a week instead of a single night. Fucking selfish cunt.

>>607004002
/b/fags have paid others /b/fags rents in years past

>>607004002
its called charity you fucking sociopath

>>607004002
Don't ben a nigron.

What a heart warming story
Touching
Truly

>>607004343
This actually brought a tear to my eye.

>>606995386
kekd

To you brothers who supported the guy who was willing to send me this pizza. I love all you guys. I'm going to sleep tonight with a full tummy and and starting to feel pretty good. But seriously thanks to the man who sent me his pizza! You are a true gentlemen!

>>607001938
Le edgy le me-me xDDDD
Kill yourself

>>607003298
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT

>>607003538
>doesn't remember the time /b/ threw a birthday party for an old man and flooded it with cards and cakes and pizza
Summer can't start this early can it?

>>607004833
Why? It's not super special. Newfag

>>607004607
>full tummy

I bet the delivery guy was thinking "that guy's a faggot" when he left.

>>607004416
Yay other humans arent fucking animals all the time
Woo
Humanity

Damn I'm fucking good with Haiku's