>>606959909
i already have the ability to know most of others peoples thoughts so i choose d

>>606959909
no, I would manage to make money out of my new ability

>>606960655
yeah since all they think is how much of a faggot you are

>>606960808
no

>>606960808

#REKT

D, definetly D

>>606959909
It's gotta be B or D, since exploiting a superpower will lead to C, which will lead to A

>>606961018
This

>>606960808
/thread

>>606959909
A. Final Answer.

>>606961018
this guy got it

>>606959909
B or D doesn't really matter which I'm in for a good life with either one of those.

>take option a
>have gay sex with the president on live tv
>???
>profit

definitely going with d, invisibility is fucking cool

>>606961154
idiot

>>606959909
A)Make Obama, Putin, Hillary, and other high ranking officials suck my dick so I can post pics on /b/.

C because it makes the rest irrelevant.

>>606961018
How come exploiting invisibility lead you to C and A. C might but not confirmed.

Easy, C. If you have 100 million, you can fuck anyone you wany anyways. Sex is overrated, btw.

D can totally lead to A

>>606961289
yes... remember this little blonde girl... who might have had sex with kennedy?

>>606961466
my man

>>606961466
kek

>>606961018
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

>>606961538
rape is one sort of sex i guess

>>606959909
B. wouldn't think twice

>>606959909
option d
it will make it easy to acquire a and c as well

>>606961495
If you can't find a way to exploit invisibility to become rich then you deserve neither ~Benjamin Franklin

>>606961502
Yea unless they have money also or generally arent just a leach to society..

>>606961870
You are a faggot ~your mom

My voyeur fetish really wants invisibility, the thought of being able to walk into girls changing rooms, bedrooms, watch them having sex, OMFG.

Money.

B since I already possess the power of D.

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>>606961018
Shit

A) gibe me de pussy boss

>>606961495
Are you pretending to be retard? You can infiltrate public companies to see the financial reports before the market. You can infiltrate the FED and know the future interest rates, and even more you can also infiltrate the girls dress room to know what kind of haircut is cool nowadays.

>>606961870
Then why not just choose 100mil and not think about ways to exploit invisibility. Fucking high school kiddo.

>>606959909

Even if you could read minds it doesn't mean you could successfully manipulate people. You'd just know how many people don't respect you.

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>>606962146

>>606959909
D

>>606959909
D is the best possible option.

>>606962470
>implying invisibility would enough to infiltrate FED
And even so you probably would be too retarded to use that information since you are on /b/. Just choose C and don't pretend you know stuff.

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Wtf i just would choose b an then i would play poker
Gg instant 100 million
Gg instant sex because money
Gg invisibility is overrated.

IMO putting cheatcodes on life makes it not fun to play anymore.

>>606962902
>fun
Yeah, life would be fun when it wasnt a p2w, grindfest.

>>606959909
A) okay but you die tomorrow
B) okay but it is always on
C) good choice
D) okay but it only works in the dark

>>606959909
B. Because B leads to C which pretty much gives you A.

>>606960969
>>606961018
>>606961217
>>606961538
>>606961865
>>606962792
>>606962817


D sucks ass.
Why?
Because of the nature of how it works:

Being invisible means light passes though you, nothing changes.
This means no light hit your eyes, which means that as long as you remain invisible you'll effectivly be blind.

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>>606960655
>>606961466
>>606962599
>>606963111
>>606963433

>>606963564
stop being autistic.

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>>606963564
omg we have a fagget ova here

>>606963564
Not to mention you don't need a super-power to be invisible.

>>606963722
kek

>>606961870
OMFG. Top kek.

>>606961018
Why the fuck you pay for sex when you're invisible faggot? You think some chick will accept money from some random ass hand she can't see?

Pick D, rob banks for C, rapefest for A and for B... stalk people for best accuracy.

How much would y'all pay for a happy ending?

I would have gone with A, simply cause originally I thought >>606961018 wouldn't apply since I still would lack confidence etc. to approach any girl taking into account just how beta I am
On second thought though B should give me a god complex and make picking up any girl easier using the power directly too, so B it is.

>>606960655
>>606961088
>>606961466
>>606961688
>>606962599
>>606963433
>>606964277
>DUBS: Thread
>>606963111

>>606959909
>A
sex, compared to the others, is almost nothing, who cares

>B
facial cues, body language, instincts
pretty much cover most of it
though there are some advantages like always reading every situation perfectly, know exactly what people are hiding

>C
set for life
after setting up proper investments and purchasing a decent home,
you'll be completely free to persue the more important parts of life

>D
able to steal easily
able to escape confrontations
able to learn of other people's private habits,
learn about people on the most personal level possible
able to watch your hot neighbor masturbate
able to manipulate, intimidate and frighten people

>>606965143
>sex is almost nothing
>who cares

you care because you are a virgin

>>606964621
chicks dig guys with money. Never said anything about actually spending any of it on them.

B is a double edged sword. So it's either that or C.

>>606965400
that doesn't even make sense

>>606959909
If I have D then I also have A and can get C.

>>606959909
Unless you are retarded, the answer to this is always D.

>>606965572
but the do it with the have to virgin

>>606959909
D is perfect

>>606959909
I'd pick B
Ever had that infuriating argument where you're losing because the other person is too stupid to understand why you're right and can't shut up for long enough for you to correct them? If I read their mind I could point out exactly where they fucked up.

It depends. Over time if you turn to a life of crime you could make over 100 mil, but it has its risks. Reading minds could make that much money easily playing cards without much risk...and since money=sex then yes. Reading minds is best.
tl; dr OP logic is sound.

>>606959909
If I picked D my bones would still make those cracking sounds and give me away kek

>>606966728
Sorry meant to begin with invisible

>>606966728
Reading minds will be surely helpful when a gang of niggers decided to rob you. You can bring up counter-arguments for the robbery like this faggot here >>606966505

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>>606959909
With option D, A-C become real possibilities.

I will choose A.

>>606966997
Well couldn't you see it coming and have a higher chance of evasion? What is distance on mind read? Like 5 meters or what?

>>606959909
A is the pointless option. You can get A basically with all of the others.

I'd probably choose B though. Manipulation.

>>606967142
I'm assuming the first option also means have sex with "what" ever you want.

A for me as well.

>>606959909
B is so much more practical.
A and C are less flexible.
D is the game console I'll forget about eventually.

On the downside, if I choose B I'll probably become obsessed with what people think about me.

D

>>606959909
Give me a distance on mind read. Line of sight maybe? Details plz.
oh and if invisible do you give off heat signature?

>>606959909
C, get back in school

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>yellow
pictures of geniuses, learn what they understand
tom waits, einstein, hawking, scan presidents for alien evidence, slowly gather people you manipulate on a personal level, etc

>pink
everyday, touch people, everywhere you go, that you find attractive or interesting
gather a mass following
take from the them and grow your strength, confidence, and charisma, eventually be a cult leader, etc

>>606959909
C is basically the same as A

>>606967853
I concur

>>606967322
No it doesn't mean 'what' you sick freak that's why it says 'who'

>>606960714
and get sexes with it.

>>606967767
>Green
Is the biggest freedom you can imagine.

>>606968262
>any animal
does that imply other people?

>>606967767
>Pink pill

Retarded. You touch them to make them love you and after that they''ll want to touch you which will make them stop loving you.

>>606964269
implying we had the technology to make an entire body invisible, yes

but, we could also, potentially get the tech to read minds too some day

>>606967767
>green

just fly

>>606967357
but in a matter of months youll train yourself to be charming, based on the mental feedback you get, you can make appropriate decisions

>>606960655
Technically, we actually have that ability in which we can read emotions and take a step further using extensive knowledge and critical thinking to determine what someone might actually be thinking. If you're intellectually capable enough that is.

>>606968724
dolphin sex

>>606961018
/thread
‏>>606961150
The post is relevant only to the post it quoted, not to the OP post or the thread as a whole, so it is not /thread, now go fucking kill yourself, fucking candy-assgot. You probably can't even backwardsquote. Faggot.

>>606959909
instant $100 million. What else do you need. You can live the rest of your life off it traveling, tripping on acid. Best life ever.

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‏>>606969124
What?

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>>606967142
Sorry, I'm stoned, I meant D.

I want D.

>>606969226
seconded

>>606968262
ayy i like you

>>606961018
Truth

>>606959909
C. With $100 million I can basically have sex with whoever I want, plus I can do a whole bunch of other cool shit.

>>606968513
it's at will, not just at every touch

>>606959909
C! I'd do well with the money.

ITT op proves everyone else is the faggot, making them beg for the D

>>606959909
The answer is C. C leads to A. B has too many drawbacks. What if your new ability to read minds reveals that your mother never wanted you, or that your gf thinks about fucking your brother, or any number of shitty things that you would never know and more than likely would never hurt you. I guess invisible would be cool, but not as cool as being rich as hell

>>606969329
You're one genial anon
I like you

>>606971934
Become invisible, steal money undetected, get girls, sneak in peoples conversations undetected thus 'reading their minds' in a way. Tard.

>>606972171
blue button is irrelevant if i can just press the green one and turn into a bird

I would choose B. Play poker. Tell girls what they want to hear. Manipulate any situation to suit yourself, set for life. Invisibility would be cool but could really fuck up you up in the long run. The only way I wouldn't pick B is if it's on all the time, like you hear everyone's thoughts all the time, if that's the case I would pick C, I'd rather quit my job than fuck whoever I want whenever I want, money will get chicks anyway.

>>606959909
>chose D
>go to military base
>become a stealthy assassin
>kill Kim-Jong Un
>????
>PROFIT!

>>606972645
You're not thinking of the boning opportunities that await you! You think Betty White, Michelle Obama, or Pat Robertson are going to let you dip your dick into them because you have a cool 100 mil? Oh man, I would plow a 12" wooden cross with Jesus on it so hard up Pat Robertson's ass.

>>606972343
kek

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>>606959909
D. You can get it all that way. By spying on people you can gather info they wouldn't openly say, you could get $100 mil by whatever invisible means you wish. Then use the cash to have sex with whoever you want wherever you want for life. Easy.

>>606959909
Eh, its a toss up between B/C.
Probably B though, soon as you can probably "cheat" your way into the money over time.

>>606973641
No one said your clothes/personal artifacts turn invisible.

>>606959909
Use choice B to make money as con man

>>606974024
Doesn't matter, just take them off.

>>606962872
>plays poker
>casino expects you're counting cards
>kills you
>last thing you think "Hes going to shoot me"

>>606962872
this, every time

>>606960808
this made my penis erect. wtf

b without a second of doubt or hesitation

what's the catch

>>606960714
no you wouldn't

>>606961018
dumbass

>>606974297
and the money/credit cards you stole?

Does A mean it's consensual?

This is an important detail.

>>606976023
stick em in your ass or something. Or just don't steal cards.

Fuck mind reading. Gimme that straight cash homie.

>>606959909
>>606959909
>>606959909

ITT: fags asking for the D.

>>606959909
B obviously

Because B will provide you sex & money

>>606972171
Definetely would go with green.
It is basically red (be a fly or something small and it is basically equal to being invisible) and blue (be a bird) and even a bit or purple (going through doors by turning into a bed bug and go under it).
Yellow would probably be the wiser choice considering what you might do with it, however I'd really like to be able to fly like a bird sometime.

>>606972171
How sweaty would I get running at the speed of sound? Sure, I'll never be late for anything/ win all races, but I'll smell just like a nigger.

>>606959909
you could make 100 million easy with B
however you might also be able to do it with D, but it would be more difficult
A is the stupid choice and C is the short term, but safe choice

>>606959909
b or d could net you a lot more than $100 million.

>>606959909
C, I just want a fucking monstercomputer and a small apartment and eat whatever I want for the rest of my life

>>606972472
lol how do you plan on stealing $100 million while invisible and then be able to get that into a bank account? or do you plan on buying everything you need in life wish cash?

C.

plain and simple

B. Read minds. You can get rich by having inside information on stocks, read players minds in poker, the list can go on. Also you can find a trustful wife this way.

>>606962872
>being poker's highest ever roller

>assassinated or extorted since you're such a high roller
>constant media presence
>every single action of yours is analysed

nice life

>>606972472
The most interesting things are what people do not talk about

>>606960808
fukin kek

No one here is appreciating the fact that C is the only option in which you're able to get the money without becoming one of the most wanted men in the world. You can turn invisible? Enjoy being tested on by military governments. You can read minds? Any method in which you plan to make money will involve you becoming known. C is the obvious choice. Get $100m and stay incognito. Rest of your life is ultra ezmode.

B) Trumps the lot.

Lets you rule the world. If you know what everyone is thinking, money will never be an issue. Once money is your plaything, you can fuck pretty much anyone... look at all the ugly rich fucks out there fucking hotties.

Invisibility would be nice (2nd option in list), because this would also give you power over people, which in turn gives you money and sex. But its also the more 'evil' option. Reading people's mind you can give them what they want and still exploit. Invisibility steals from them (privacy, money etc).

Sex with whoever you want is 3rd. Fuck a rich chick and still get money. But nothing you couldnt get with mind reading or invisibility anyway.

$100 million is chump change these days... definitely last on list.

D. I'd probably make millions as an invisible spy.

>>606959909
c

>>606959909
obviously C.
if you choose B you will end up hating life, i mean honestly you don't want to read people's thoughts. That shit would fuck you up. If you had 100 mil you could fuck anyone you want. I won't even dignify D with an explanation

>>606960808
well played

>>606979357
what is this thinking? just because you know what people think somehow makes you the master of manipulation? if a girl you're trying to fuck thinks wow what a disgusting mouthbreathing faggot, wow, so fucking helpful that you can hear her think that as well. keep in mind people don't actively think their intentions apart from usually in private. got damn that's stupid.

>>606959909
A is the only stupid choice.

B for sure.

Texas Holdem tournament the next day and win a million.

Anytime you need cash, go gamble against someone you can mind read.

Business deals... read minds and exploit.

$100 million is nothing when you know the secret thoughts of anyone and everyone.

Money will never be an issue.

Sex wise, if you know what a women wants (yes, movie reference intended), you'd be a god in bed.

>>606959909
Aren't A and D pretty much the same thing?

>>606963564
It doesn't say light passes through you it just says invisible for the purpose of the question you simply cannot be seen

>>606972472
>thus
>tard
B8

dicks

>>606967767
yeah i don't want any of these things

>>606980250
Do you even understand how Texas Holdem works?
It's every man against the dealer. And the dealer doesn't 'choose' his moves, he has has to hit if under 17 and if over he stays.

Reading the dealers mind would not help in holdem. Nor reading the other players minds.
I think you're talking about poker you dumb faggot

B.

Invisibility is good to watch, but reading the dirty mind is so much sexier. Watching some chick masterbate, or seeing/hearing her thoughts while masterbating (and then joining in and making those dreams a reality at the opportune time).

>>606980624
what do you want?

>>606960808
Kek.