>>606861182
>alpha
>/b/
nice try

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>>606861182
my king, and with that, back to /fit/ we go!

>>606861182

>He is alpha?

>Currently, he is alpha?

No sir, he was alpha.

>>606861182
And you're surely gay

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You know nothing of Alphas, you filthy swine.

>>606861427

>>606861182
Dead/10

>>606861182
>alpha
>died of a heart attack at age 22 in a brothel in thailand because of drugs and muh gains
kek

>>606861485 this

also still a fag haircut sry bro

>>606861530
What is not alpha about that?

>>606861706
>paying for sex
>dying alone
>22 years old
Yeah, sure is alpha.

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>>606861706
>dead at 22

>>606861834
>not knowing who zyzz was
Newfag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Shavershian

>>606861811
>picking up gutter trash rather than pay for quality women
>needing people around to hold your hand while you die and cry for you like a little fuccoi
>living until you have to piss in a bag and can't walk under your own power

>>606861427
>*tips fedora*

kunts ded

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>>606861182

sure is dead

He's alpha at feeding his toxin riddled corse to worms.

>>606861236
congrats on that sick burn on OP there matey master. why don't you lick gravy off your mantits to celebrate?

>>606861963
>>picking up gutter trash rather than pay for quality women
>implying I fuck anything below my standards
>implying not fucking cheap trash isn't better than paying for "quality women"
>implying cheap thai ladyboys are "quality women"
>>needing people around to hold your hand while you die and cry for you like a little fuccoi
>implying friends are bad

>>living until you have to piss in a bag and can't walk under your own power
>implying there's not ca 60 years after 22 before you have to do that

>>606861811

You missed one.

>still lived with his parents

Yeah, sure is alpha.

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>burns EU flags
>want to hang all socialists/liberals
>jumps on parachute
>regularly shoot his guns
>play e-sport games
>want to legalize every drug
>based humor
>have almost 80 bangs bitches have 2 new sons


>Jumping from the sixth floor is more life-threatening than smoking marijuana, or even using cocaine. And yet, we are far from banning sixth floors.

>>606862281
Yeah, forgot that one.

Also
>copying his brother in everything he did because of lack of self-esteem

>>606861182
zyzz was far from alpha

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>>606861975
You looking for a good hiding m8?

>being this homo erotic
>alpha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2kHQXWA514

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>>606862336
>slap in the face old communist in European parliament or saying shit about him

>>606861182
if he's so alpha then how come he's dead

>>606862338

We also forgot this anon's >>606862215 'implying cheap thai ladyboys are "quality women"

Yeah, sure is alpha.

>>606862745
Both posts are me though.

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I don't quite understand you lot... What exactly do you mean by "Alpha"? I'm assuming that, since most of you here are nerds you are yet to get yourself a decent vertical hole, any guy who has slept with a handful of cunts is dubbed as being an "Alpha". There's more to a guy than just being a chick magnet or highly muscular, as equally as there is more to life than just getting laid. I understand that getting laid seems like the holy grail to you lot at this stage of your life, but, unless you spice it up a bit, regular sex just isn't that satisfying.
<- Here's what a real "Alpha" is all about, his name is Uday Hussein, eldest son of S.Hussein, whom you should've heard of by now. Read up on his life and vicariously revel from it instead of looking up to a steroids pumped aussie cunt who failed to achieve anything worthwhile in his lifetime.

>>606862101
>>606861834
>>606861337
For all you faggots crying "hurr durr Zyzz is dead, that's no alpha": EVERYONE can die from an accident, even YOU.
The difference is that he lived a far better life than an average basement-dwelling, /b/-browsing faggot would ever have. He lived to his pleasure and enjoyed popularity and attention and was drowning in pussy during his years.
Now that's alpha!

>be alpha
>attention whore regularly among fat, dyssocial autistic neckbeards because of having low self esteem
Pick one

>>606861182
Isn't that the fucking hover hand faggot?

>>606862599
This motherfucker is alpha

>>606862953
>mixing steroids, cocaine and alcohol with a shitty all-protein, no nutrition diet and excessive exercising
>accident
lol

Also
>fucking slutty 6/10 women
>good life
lel

Sure is low ambitions in here.

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>>606863244
>implying Zyzz would ever go for anyone less than 8/10
Sure someone is jelly round here

>>606863422
>8/10
>posts trashy blonde, at best 7/10 with makeup
Would definitively not stick my dick in and get AIDS.

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>>606862938
Pay attention, faggot.

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>>606863244
Indeed...

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>>606863544
Haters gonna hate

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>>606861182
alpha falfa

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>>606863559
>nigel farage in alpha plus
ahaha what a lad tbh absolute madman

>>606862101
Lol how much time did you spend making this

>>606863559
Dude, that's not even in alphabetical order...

>>606863629
Low ambitions are low. At least that girl was decent looking though.

>>606862953
Didn't he cheat for gains and then died of heart attack because of drugs while inside a sauna or some shit like that?

Also didn't he also camwhore in /fit/ which led all the homos to circlejerk about him and "muh scoobert"?

>>606863762
>Didn't he cheat for gains and then died of heart attack because of drugs while inside a sauna or some shit like that?
Yes

>Also didn't he also camwhore in /fit/ which led all the homos to circlejerk about him and "muh scoobert"?
Yes

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>>606863683
>Implying any other category could hold Nigel Farage

>>606862953
He was never alpha, he was always cancer.
Only closet faggots think he was alpha.

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Im pretty sure a man's actions define him as an alpha, not his ability to apply fake tan and inject Stanozolol.

>>606861182
>dat hair
>alpha
looks more like a one direction fan...

>>606863422
I wouldn't touch that slut with your two-incher, faggot.

Zyzz was so beta he had to camwhore on /fit/ in order to get compliments by fat, socially awkward neckbeards in order to boost his confidence.

There's nothing alpha about that.

Zyzz is smiling down on us from heaven. Every time I think of him I start singing
Every breath you take.....

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>>606863843

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Alex Honnold

Would make Zyzz piss his orange stained knickers

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>>606864003
>Taking it out of context

>>606861963
>pay
>quality women

>>606863925
>implying juice doesnt make you juicy as fuark

>>606864051
hahahahahha

Reminder that Zyzz was a Sonic fan.

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Pretty sure this just became a UKIP thread

>live at home with your parents
>copy your brother in everything because you don't have any self esteem
>camwhore on /fit/ instead of a real body building forum because you're fishing for compliments by closet gay neckbeards
>work as a stripper because you're too dumb to actually get a degree and a real job
>die of a heart attack at fucking 22 because your weak body can't handle the party cocktail consisting of cocaine, roids, alcohol, protein shakes and thai ladyboys

>>606862953

Injecting your body full of drugs, eating cheap toxin heavy metal laden protein supplements (causing the visible hair loss i.e. combover), and traveling to Thailand to have homosexual sex with cheap ladyboys is NOT an accident. There is a reason why homosexuals have substantially shorter lifespans and this homosexual loser added to those statistics.

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wanted to start a thread just like this the other day

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>>606864612
/thread

>>606863629
>kisses a 8/10 on the temple
>alpha

You /fit/-fags are pathetic. Showing your body on the internet to get adored by whiny girls with low self esteem is nothing close to being alpha. Its merely a symptom of a degenerated generation

>>606863695

5 seconds? It's delicious copypasta.

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>>606861299
Is that a fucking comb-over?

>>606864391

This will made delicious copypasta.

>>606861299
>shaving your armpits
>manly

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>>606861427
>>606861963
>>606862101
>>606862281
>>606862938
>>606863042
>>606863577
>>606863244
>>606863762
>>606863925
>>606863985
>>606864391
>>606864612
>>606864746
>>606864761
I'm loving where this is going...

>>606864766

Yes that is a comb over. Toxic no nutrition diets do that.

>>606864644
Alpha

>alpha
>dead
pick one faggots

>>606865117
>>606864746
>>606863577
>>606862938
Why are you posting old photos of sandniggers?

>>606861182

Alpha doesn't mean shape

people lifting weight are just beta who use musculation to tough up their game because...

They ain't capable of being interesting, funny, clever etc etc

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>>606865433
This guy...

>>606864003
what is this from

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>>606865700
Also, Check'em

That guy is not Alpha. He died from DNP overdose. Thats fucking dumb not alpha.

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>>606861530
Jokes on you fagget, it was a sauna

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try and post a more alpha then this..
pro tip your a nigger (and you can't)

>>606866089
A sauna
In a fucking brothel
Waiting for your turn to get thai massage
By a fucking ladyboy

>>606866089
It was an overdose of DNP

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>>606866101
Heard you were looking for an alpha.

>>606866184
>>606865948
>>606865700
Seriously, what's up with the sandniggers?

>inb4 alluha ackbar

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>>606866101
>pretends for a living

Ah yes a celebrity, how Alpha

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>>606866438
Which "sandnigger(s)"?

>>606866438
aloha snackbar

>>606866720
The ones in your photos, dickwad.

>>606866706
better then this shirtless nigger

>>606864766
THATS your response? wow, fuck... you betas are ridiculous. back to /fit/ i go lol

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>>606866805
...

the only alpha i know of is my dad

>>606867017
No, that's not my response. That's a question.

>>606864391
Was my response.

>>606861182
rip in piece you beautiful man

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>>606867180
Uday's younger brother and Saddam's second son, Qusay, thinks that you should improve your english, or at least "lurk moar" until you can correctly write what you meant to.

>>606861182
>dies in sauna
>a sauna
>heart attack
>in a sauna
Pussy cant even handle heat.

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My older brother and I, have now claimed ownership over this thread. Him and I, are the "real" Alphas.