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Tonight, my girlfriend told me that she wants to have a threesome
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Tonight, my girlfriend told me that she wants to have a threesome with me and a guy she works with.

What do?
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Fuck him and make her watch.
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>>606835113
/thread
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>>606834968
Leave her, she's not worth it
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>>606834968
get rid of her
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>>606834968
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>>606834968
Fuck him first to display dominance
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>>606834968
Say you'll do it, but only if you get some wmw action later. Treat her like the object she is.
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>>606834968
She's a sadistic bitch who gets off on making men jealous.
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>>606834968
>she wants to have a threesome with me and a guy she works with.

aka your dick isn't satisfying enough.
she needs to bring in another.
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She obviously has been talking to him about it, so go for it or she will without you. ( might have already )
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Do the threesome, if they act more to eachother than you, she's trying to get away with cheating, so at the beginning, be all touchy with him, if he tries to push you away, kick his junk and chase him away, if he embraces you, suck his dick till he cums, then he'll be too sore for your gf
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>>606834968
>What do?

go ahead and take his dick. what can it hurt?

aside from your asshole. and your pride. and your relationship.
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Rejoice at the opportunity to suck some sweet sweet cock.
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>>606835113
This, I guess. Double bj from them would assert dominance, makes you gay af though.
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>>606834968
Tell the cheating bitch to go fuck herself, and in break up retaliation post her nudes here.
Shit man, people should know this by now.
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>>606834968
Horse shit! If she wanted to fuck him she would have already done so and left your sorry ass!

Fake and gay! Tell a moar convincing lie please
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>>606834968
fuck guy in ass while he is fucking gf
take guy's condom afterwards. take cum and put in gfs pussy, the leave her when she gives birth.
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>>606836190
+1 for nudes
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>>606834968
leave her, she will fuck him either way
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Is this the first she has brought up wanting a threesome with another guy? have you encouraged her in the past that you'd be interested in it that might have lead her to seek out another willing participant?

If this has been brought up before and you didn't shoot it down, then you should only be slightly worried. If this is the first you are hearing about it and shes already picked who she wants it with, congrats, she has been VERY heavily and explicitly flirting with this guy, at a minimum.
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>>606834968
If she wanted to fuck a complete stranger I'd go for it, but the fact that it is someone that she knows tell her to fuck off then leave her.
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>>606835620
Is that how you feel about your girlriend's sex skills when you pretend like you have enough courage to ask her to have a FFM threesome? Oh wait, you don't have a gf...
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>>606834968
Tell her no.

Tell her yes, but only if you can fuck him first.

Tell her yes, but he has to agree to swallow your nut.

Tell her yes, but only if you can film it. If she's not a retard, she'll understand that leaving you for him results in leaking flick.
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Yell her you want a 3 way with another bitch of your choosing first. Then break up with her before having a three some with another dude. Unless you like cocks.
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Fuck. I wish I saved this greentext I read.
It was about a guy in your situation, bitch brings home an alpha, gets super wet, lets him fuck her in the ass. He gets frustrated and tries sticking his dick in her mouth. Alpha pulls out of girls ass and sticks shit covered dick in boyfriend's mouth and facefucks till he cums all while the girl laughs her ass off.

Anyway, my vote is go for it, stud!
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>>606836649
>asking for ffm
>not just bringing another girl home with you

Beta fuck.
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Dude, it starts with a threesome but at the end you will notice that its a duet again, without you.
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dump that bitch, she wants to fuck other guy without feeling guilty
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>>606836706
some men are bisexual and would have no problem swallowing your nut.

some women (really, most) are whores and wouldn't mind a flick of them going three way leaking.

you need to up your depravity game sir.
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>>606836955
You know, coming from any person that wasn't you, I'd almost take it personally.
It's clear to me that you have yet to get a girlfriend.
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Eat a fuck ton of asparagus and drink some smelly drinks hours before, make sure you need to piss, when you're at her mouth, unleash your galons of smelly piss to astablish dominance, also make dure you're at his place
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>>606834968
do what I did, tell her she needs to bring a woman into the bed first. It will never happen.
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>>606834968
MOAR OF THIS CHICK
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>>606834968
You from the southwest, by chance? Girl at my work has been flirting hard and asking how I felt about cuck and mmf. I told her I'm not really into it. I'd definitely fuck her and film so her bf could watch later, or bring her in with my girl, but I'm not into two dudes.
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>>606834968
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
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>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad
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>>606834968
I allowed this with my wife on the condition that they both sucked my cock together first.
When she had me really close to losing it I told them to switch and then let myself cum in his mouth.

After that I had no problem watching him stuff her cunt. It was just important to have her see him be submissive to me first.
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Your relationship will end within a week. Look.for another bitch ASAP.
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>>606837172
I've posted a few times about them. Two girls who hate each other but I make them fuck anyway. >>6068375
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dump her, then tell everyone you can why as fast as possible.
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>>606837514
See
>>606836706
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>>606834968
If it was in general it would be one thing. But she already has a guy picked out, and it's not a random dude she met online? It's someone she spends hours with daily?
Sorry m8
I really am. But you know what you have to do...it's gonna hurt, but how would you rather your story end: I broke up with a girl I loved, or after three months of watching another guy bang my girlfriend she broke up with me?
>pick one
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>>606834968
tell her you'll do it
she makes the arrangements, time and place
you never sho

tl;dr: she's worthless and will never be faithful
never communicate with her again
profit
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>>606837796
Sure you do.
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>>606836706
sounds like a healthy relationship

if these are your options, find another woman, ffs
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>wew lad
only thing you can do is let her take his massive boner and suck the cum out and off his dick when he's done.
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>>606837129
They're clearly young. Some dude she thinks is alpha swallowing her man's nut would instantly turn him into a beta fuckboy.
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Have it happen, then just straight up ass rape him!!! Then YELL" BITCH THAT IS ON YOU" and she is either sleeping with him already or she is gonna do it anyhow without you!
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>>606834968
This one, OP.
>>606837906
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>do it
>or she'll do it without you any
>suck that dudes dick while you're ramming her
>make her bleed
>bite his dick off
>take your cock out of her ass
>spit his dick blood on your dick
>rub it menacingly
>fuck her up the ass
>squeeze her nipples and twist
>kiss her once
>make her suck your tongue,
>and simultaneously,
>come with the force of a thousand suns
>make her shit your cum out
>feed it to her
>spit on her face
>hit stop on the recorder
>walk to the store
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Pic related
>thega.me
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>>606838146
Protip: forced memes never catch on.
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>>606837481
/r9k/ we all like your cute drawings and all but we're having a thread right now.
Go back to your room
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Honestly, the first thing you have to do is accept and come to terms with the fact your relationship is over. Your girlfriend has found a guy she wants to branch-swing to. You're no longer the focal point for her desires sexually. She doesn't think about you when she's horny, she thinks about him. If she's still fucking you, she's most likely picturing this guy. By asking you to let another man into your bed with her, she doesn't give a fuck about you anymore, and is probably looking for you to blow up at her, so she has the opportunity to not be responsible for the break up, saying that it was your fault for losing your shit and ending it.

My advice? Start looking for other women to fuck, immediately. If you don't currently, start going to a gym and start working on yourself in preparation for the single life you're about to find yourself in. You need to drill this into your mind: "I'm done with my girlfriend." Because she's done with you.
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>>606834968
>my girlfriend
>threesome with me
>and a guy

She wants to fuck other people.
Lose the bitch.
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>>606838566
Don't call his mom's unfinished basement a room...
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>>606837481
Hm
>>606838630
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>>606838645
Very sound advice OP
I would do this.
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>It
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>>606838743
No need to attack him now, surely he'll listen to reason, tact and a sweet tone of voice.
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>>606834968

That's her way of saying she wants to fuck the guy at work, but respects you enough to ask your permission.

If she's just a fuck buddy, then go for it.
If she's someone you thought you wanted to get serious with, then be thankful you found out early and make your disconnect.

Find someone else, you're not getting any younger and the clock is ticking. tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick..
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>>606837514
Great advice!!!! I was just thinking of this situation and only thought of breaking up with her all in all just in as a theory for when ever if this ever happens!
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>>606834968
Dump her, unless youre a cuckfag...
Shes already expressed intrest in him shell probably just end up cheating on you anyways.
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>>606834968
Get some viagra, destroy her fuckfriend's anus, while looking her in the eyes and saying, "this is for you". Then throw her shit out and get a new whore.
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>>606837172
>>606836955
>People on /b/ arguing about having girlfriends.
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>>606834968
The fact that you even have to ask what to do in this situation is pathetic. I can already see why she's wanting to fuck other dudes.
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"I want to fuck a guy from work and I want you to be in the room when it happens so you can watch"
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Anybody else tired of these thinly veiled cuck thread where OP clearly just wants to hear people say he's a faggot and his girl is a slut?
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Agree on the condition that she has a threesome with you and her best looking female friend
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>>606839145
It's far more likely that they are already fucking
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>>606839535
it doesn't necessarily mean that Op is a cuck. could just be an old fashioned troll.
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>op's future
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>>606837481
thank you for your invaluable contribution, faggot
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>>606834968
dump the bitch cuz she already did/is doing the other guy
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