Get ready, /b/
We're going on an adventure.
We're slaying a fucking dragon.
Firstly, we need to find out who our hero is.
First set of dubs will decide our hero's name, second set of dubs will decide our hero's starting skill, out of Melee Combat, Archery, Black Magic, White Magic, Hunting and Persuasion. As the the game progresses, we can improve upon our skills and learn new ones.
Bumping until we get a name and a talent.
Sir Butts
bumping.
>>606791506
Sir Butts is a mighty name, ill roll for it.
Butters
Rolling again for Sir Butts.
Lord white knight
>>606791822
Winrar
His skill is persuasion
>>606791822
Butters is the name of our hero, well done sir, you have rolled the required dubs. Now, another set of dubs will reveal Butters talents.
Choose out of Melee Combat, Archery, Black Magic, White Magic, Hunting and Persuasion.
We start with that skill at 5, all others are at 0. When a skill is being tested, ill state the target number, and the first reply will roll to try and hit that number, their roll is increased by Butters skill level in that particular field. Every time we succeed in using an ability, its level increases by 1, unless it was a trivial task.
>>606792133
PERSUASION IT IS, SIR, RIGHT YOU ARE.
Gimme a moment to write up the character sheet and we'll get started.
>>606792133
Well we're fucked
>>606792390
We're not gonna slay the dragon
We're gonna lay the dragon
boomp
>>606792713
The dream
Butters
HP: 30/30
>Skills:
Persuasion.
>Inventory:
80 Gold
Having seen the large reward the king was handing out for the death of the Great Red Dragon, Butters just could NOT resist trying his hand at the job. However, having no experience in the area of dragon slaying, he decided he should maybe get a bit of help. Some equipment or advice could no doubt be helpful.
Old Dogan runs the magic shop, apparently he's seen a dragon, maybe he could tell Butters more. Alternatively, enlisting the help of some mercenaries would certainly improve your odds.
A) Seek Old Dogan
B) Go to the Mercenaries Camp
C) Go to the Weapons and Armour shop.
>>606793162
By the way, this is just popular vote, unless someone gets dubs, dubs over ride all.
>>606792713
YOOOO
>>606793162
A
Dragons are magical critters
Magic advice
seek old dogan
A.) Seek Dogan
>>606793162
B) Mercenaries
what's an old bloke gonna do, whack it with his cane?
Bump
A
Old Dogan's the man
B because we can persuade the mercenaries that they will be rewarded if they help us slay the dragon.
>>606793162
A my nigga
>>606794199
WINRAR
Butters
HP: 30/30
>Skills:
Persuasion 5
>Inventory:
80 Gold
Butters goes to the magic shop, to consult with Old Dogan. The old man reeks of herbs and smoke.
"Hello Butters, I would never have imagined I would see you here. May I ask what you are doing in my shop since I do not recall you ever having a gift for the magical arts?"
Butters explains that he is going after the Great Red Dragon and needs advice on how to kill it.
After a moment of thought, Dogan replies.
"Dragons are a tricky sort. They exist in the physical realm, but have a strong magical presence. You will need some sort of magic to weaken it, but ultimately, it must be killed physically, the same way we would be slain"
Butters asks Old Dogan on how to weaken it with magic.He is surprised to learn that while he has no magical talent, Old Dogan is willing to infuse him with some power, giving him minimal magic talent, for 100 Gold. Failing that, a magical weapon will work, or he could hire a magician. They seem to be the only options right now.
A) Persuade Dogan to do it for 80 gold. Requires a roll of 70.
B) Ask about magical weapons
C) Ask where to find a magician for hire.
Persuade to do it for 50 nigga
>>606794873
A
Who needs gold anyways
>>606794873
b: magical weapons
>>606795242
Persuading to do it for 50 will require a roll of 85.
You can try either, but failing once means you must try an easier persuasion if you want to try again.
50 gold pieces for that imbued magic! Persuasive Butters is persuasive
Attempting Persuasion.
Target Number: 70.
Due to a Persuasion talent of 5, you only need to roll 65.
First reply will be counted as the roll.
C, it'll cost less to hire a magician, and the magician will have full magical power in case something goes wrong.
>>606796003
pay the man 50g! butters has mad skills
>>606794873
Ask an stp erudite to psychic chirugery him into paragon. Learn casting. Become wizard.
Hit dragon with shivering touch.
Coup de grace.
????
Xp of thousand suns
>>606796178
Roll
>>606796178
Roll
Magic Weapons
>>606796719
>>606796764
Butters couldn't persuade a fly to eat shit
Rolling for magic weapons
>>606796719
19, thats an epic fail.
Butters
HP: 30/30
>Skills:
Persuasion 5
>Inventory:
80 Gold
Butters attempt to persuade Old Dogan fails miserably. Apparently causing offense instead. Old Dogan now refuses to imbue you with magic at all due to feeling insulted.
A) ask about magical weapons
C) ask where to find a magician for hire.
>>606794873
Our top skill is persuasion but still requires a 70 roll for a successful persuasion? This is literally boners.
>>606797192
Well
Onto the magician
C
Magic weaponss
>>606797245
It's our top skill, yeah, but its only at 5, which is nothing. I didnt want us to start off too powerful. need to have some progression, besides, we'll progress fast enough.
>>606797292
>>606797443
One for each, we need a tie breaker.
>>606797192
C) magician for hire
maybe we could get the magicion to get revenge on the old man?
>>606797443
Roll
C
Use Persuasion to find awesome mage bud, he's also a Rastafarian
Butters
HP: 30/30
>Skills:
Persuasion 5
>Inventory:
80 Gold
Butters asks Old Dogan where to find magicians for hire. He stares for a moment, seeming almost unwilling to help, but gives in.
"I had an apprentice a few years ago. He may be willing to help, but I warn you, he can be hot headed"
Dogan tells you where his old apprentice lives. He receives thanks and apologies and then Butters leaves.
Eventually, Butters comes to the house of the magician, whos name was Derrick.
butters knocks on the door and a young man opens the door. Looking on the young side of twenty with a bad beard.
"what do you want?" He commands.
Butters tells him that he needs help.
After a short discussion, Derrick decides that he will help for 50 Gold now and 50 Gold when they make it back, plus half the reward for killing the dragon, which makes 1,100 Gold total.
A) Accept
B) Persuade for only a quarter of the 2,000 reward. Requires a roll of 65.
>>606798892
B
A bad beard means his charisma is low and he's vulnerable
A
Why Not
>>606798892
B) quarter of the reward
C'mon guys be persuasive!
Attempting Persuasion.
Target Number: 65.
Due to a Persuasion talent of 5, you only need to roll 60.
First reply will be counted as the roll.
>>606799554
roll
>>606799809
Way to roll, faggot
>>606799809
ya dun goofed.
Hurry up OP
Butters
HP: 27/30
>Skills:
Persuasion 5
>Inventory:
80 Gold
For a moment, Butters see's stars, then feels his behind making contact with the ground. Apparently, calling someone a 'Neckbeard faggot' isnt the best route of persuasion. Butters gets up in time to watch Derrick slam the door shut.
"I guess I need to find another magician, or a magic weapon"
Knowing how to kill the dragon but not having the means, Butters is almost finished in this town.
A) Visit the weapons and armour shop
B) Visit the Mercenaries Camp
>>606800898
B
Mercenaries
Wizards are prissy faggots anyways, who needs their help?
>>606800898
A) weapons and armor
persuasive butters isn't very persuasive. maybe the dragon can speak the common tongue?
>>606801349
>>606801405
Need a tie breaker.
>>606800898
B, Mercs for hire!
>>606800898
Wait until night, sneak into Derrick's house and steal something magical and flashy.
Take it to the dragon, convince him you are a powerful wizard and that you should join forces.
Ransack the kingdom, and keep the reward and a portion of the crown jewels to yourself.
>>606801893
pls OP
Butters
HP: 27/30
>Skills:
Persuasion 5
>Inventory:
80 Gold
Butters makes his way to the merc's camp.
After a bit of talking, he finds a warrior that looks capable. For an upfront fee of 60, he's willing to fight for this one adventure.
A) Accept
B) Barter for 50. Requires a roll of 50.
C) Browse for someone more/less expensive
>>606801893
Rolling for this, 100 plz
>>606802639
B. Coin doesn't come easily.
>>606802639
So far butters is a major fuck up and cant persuade anyone, let's change that.
B
>>606802639
B
Our surname name must be goldburgstein
>>606802931
Butters is still a fuck-up.
Attempting Persuasion.
Target Number: 50.
Due to a Persuasion talent of 5, you only need to roll 45.
First reply will be counted as the roll.
>>606803143
Do it to it!
>>606803143
roll!
>>606803258
Hurray!
>>606803258
butters with charisma
Butters
HP: 27/30
>Skills:
Persuasion 6
>Inventory:
80 Gold
Having successfully persuaded the mercenary to lower his price, Butters is filled with confidence.
A) Make the offer final
B) Try another price change, make it 40. Requires a roll of 70.
Failing further persuasion tests will have no negative penalty.
>>606803868
B goyim
>>606803868
B. WE SHALL PERSUADE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM.
>>606803868
I mean if there is no penalty let's go with B
>>606803868
B) steal this niggers livleyhood
>>606803984
B) Butters Jewstein
>>606803868
B
No negatives