>>606736615
Could you fuckin not?

>>606736615
Please, do continue Anon.

I'll keep posting.

>Couple weeks go by.
>don't say anything to steven to avoid school shooting.
>This faggot bought a leather biker shirt and a fedora
>The transformation has begun
>Kid begins to become more and more autistic the more he stays.
>Maybe its us?
>Respected coach dies recently at our school
>Housparents says anyone can go to the funeral and you will be able to skip school
>Everyones cool about it
>I decide not to cause I don't know the coach that well and don't want to look like a douche. He only helped me in track a little
>Stevens all over it
>Sure steven get something nice to wear
>I'll wear my new leather jacket and Fedora he thought aloud.
>No don't be idiotic
>Don't command me! I am my own person!!!
>Well your not going then.
>Runs to room goes to bathroom in room and slams the door.
>Everyone heads over to see whats going on.
>Housparent tries to get him out of locked bathroom.
>"No I can't!"
>Why Can't you?
>"I'm protecting you guys. I could snap all of your necks in an instance, but I've put a barrier between me and my victims."
>Fucking done.
>Pray for anhero

Still got more

>>606738153
I'm cringing, disgusted, but curious.

Continue. Satisfy my voyeurism.

>Most kids in the house are black and in sports.
>Only white kids are me, some redneck Ryan and Steven Ravioli
>I generally hang out with black kids cause I'm in sports.
>Talking in living room with the Alien Colling and big tooth nigger called Treyvon
>Steven comes in'
>Whats up niggas!
>Disnigga.jpg
>The fuck you say???
>Treyvon gets overly mad for anything from all the steroids.
Grabs Steven and slams him into the table
>Collin Screeching because he can't handle all the keks.
>Mother fucker s next words
>It's alright I'm not white, I'm italian.

>>606738153
top kek more please

Don't listen to the other faggots op please continue.

op did not deliver

>Treyvon got in trouble and was but on Red (Faggots term for grounding)
>Treyvon was his roomate so they moved collin out of my room and Mr.Notwhiteitalian in with me
>Black eye from the ass whooping
>Beg Housparents to let me sleep somewhere else
>Suicide would be better.
>Nope I'm now stuck in an all white room with the redneck and satans infantry man
>Ryan now can talk about his redneck shit
>"I'm not racist but aren't niggers more undeducated? You get what I mean right?"
>Ok ryan
>Puts dip in mouth
>Fucking disgusting
>Steven is quite so far so i relax
>Ravioli gets up
>Beatthatmeat.jpeg
>Goes into closet
>Standcorrected.gif
>"I am the overlord of darkness! From now on this room in my domain
>Chill the fuck out steven, I'm seriously about to beat your ass
>yeah! Ryan then spits his dip into a cup
>Fucking disgusting
>Come and get me mortals
>Get up and go to housparents and snitch
>We'll deal with it tommorow.
>Sleep outside, I aint dealing with this shit any more

more OP, cringing so fucking hard right now.

>Put in house change the next day
>Most kids at that school can change houses pretty easy
>Our house is considered North Korea by most. Once you enter, no one leaves.
>House change is thrown in the garbage right in front of me
>Fucking bitch!
>Fucking girl housparent looks like the slug from Mosters Inc.
>Hope she gets eaten by faggot frenchmen.
>steven apologized for last night
>Sorry dude, Sometimes I have those episodes you know?
>Steven you are a faggot. I tried to ignore you but I can't. Fuck off.
>Tell Houseparents.
>I get on fucking red.
>This fucking place is killing me! And It's all because of this Ravioli mother fucker.

moar please, i can still cring harder

This is going into 4chan hall off fame

>>606741115
More of this, gentleman

OP delivar

>Next couple days go off pretty smoothly.
>Then comes steven
>This faggot wants to play D&D
>Most kids in the house can barely read
>No steven, where not going to play D&D
>Slaps me
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Fucking niggers.
>You gonna let him hit you like that fam?
>I'm 18 and he's fourteen
>Breath like a buddhist monk.
>Gain 2 xp
>Steven if you hit me again, I will tell the housparents
>Go tell them! I don't care!!!!
>Runs to room. Probably going to sacrifice his come to his pagan gods or something.
>Collin screeches, calling to his homeworld
>GO to houseparents and get him in trouble
>collins superior alien brain comes up with a new form of intertainment.
>it's snitchin season nigga!
>What the fuck have I started?

>>606736615
it is a disease. and we both try to cure you, and understand you.

>>606741900
Moar

>>606741900
pls

>>606741900
I'm waiting for a an hero

>>606736615
you can cure autism with steroids, prove me wrong

>>606742188
Checked for more

So beautiful I can forgive the grammar of a two year old

>Everyone snitching on eachother for the stupidist shit
>Houseparents put a lock on the pantry because no more trust.
>Fucking steven has stopped us from eating
>He has to die
>Houseparents begin handing out snacks like where fucking small children.
>Go and get steven from my room.
>Faggots on his bed beating his mea butt naked while sticking a track medal up his butt
>Not any medal
>My first Track medal
>It goes red
> beat his Jabba ass until houseparents pull me off.
>Don't get in nearly as much trouble as I thought.
>Housparents move him to room 3

Not even halfway done yet

bump this is some good OC OP

More ravioli stories please

keep it coming OP

Not even halfway done? May the Cringe God have mercy on our souls.

>>606742733
OP, I am a new to English, but what is a boys ranch and house parents?

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Check em

so many kek

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>>606736615

>>606743163
Houses for troubled boys or orphans

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Go on...

>House has to take a bullying course.
>It's not his fault he's like that, its us
>Fucking houseparents
>We all end up being quiet because snitching season is still in full effect.
>Guy giving us the talk is some faggot with a huge lump on his back and a cowboy hat.
>So steven, what angers you about the house
>redneck dr phil has started something he should have never started.
>Well Mr. Redneck Dr. Phil. I feel like you guys don't understand me well enough and disrespect me a little to much
>Pleasedie.jpg
>I think it would be benificial to all of us ANON
>This faggot just called me out.
>I have to control myself from putting my fngers in my ears.
>I think we should all get a long just as our lord and savior has taught us
>Do a fucking double take
>This fucking fat soon to be neckbeard is christian?
>Collin sounds the alarm in hopes of his people to come down and release him from this hell hole called earth
>What do you have to say about this Anon?
>I'm sorry steven
>Die a little inside

>>606743216
>>606743216
lol

>>606743163
Its a southern american thing from what I understand. It's like they take care of kids but the kids work the ranch and that

Not surprised neckbeard to be is christian

>>606743943
you fucking faggot. Why didn't you tell him to hang himself

>>606738052
This

>>606743216
Killself.exe

>>606744216
He already said is snitching season

Go on

This thread is fucking gold, you're my hero OP

goddamnit OP why u no type shit out first?

>not pretyping
You're killing me, OP, you're absolutely killing me

Write a memoir on this

>>606736615
Bump for interest

>Back at home
>Houseparents are getting pissed because the house started stinking
>New roomate this Louisiana kid callled trey
>6'1 black with prison tattoos.
>Accent so thick his words sound literally african
>Clean the shit out of everything.
>Housestill smells
>Start sniffing around for what smells like shit
>Collin buisy phoning home to help with his superior intelligence.
>Whatcha think it is? Ryan then spits his dip into a bottle
>Fucking disgusting.
>Smell gets stronger near room three
>Lord have mercy
>Sniff around room three.
>Its Steven and two mexican kids that pretend they don't know english
>You diry mexicans need to wash!
>Que
>Don't be so naive ryan
>Ask which closet is Stevens
>One in the middle.
>Stevens hiding somewhere
>Fucking shit smeared on the walls.
>Start crying it hurts so much to be near.
>Feel eyebrows catch fire
>Tell houseparents
>Go off on a rage at steven
>Wasn't me.
>Believe him.
>He's been bullied, must have been framed.
>House meeting

What the fuck!? Cliffhanger much!

>>606745153
this story better end with Steven leaving the house in a bodybag

>>606745153
Nigga hurry up with this story, this is turning from cringe to rage. I was not prepared.

Write faster OP and you must have a pic of him??

Best thing I've read in a while

Somebody better fucking cap this shit so I can read it tomorrow.

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>>606738153
Oh my god this is gonna be so good

>>606742733
checked

I was at a place kind of like this for a year. And let me tell you "troubled" kids are fucking annoying. And out of the group, there is ALWAYS one socially autistic kid that doesn't understand when people are making fun of them and either, goes along with them by answering seriously or doesn't know what they a re talking about

>>606745153
Hurry the fuck up you latchkey cocksucker

>>606746228
w8 for it m8

>All sitting in the living room
>Start off in one big circle with male housparent who was probably in he mafia asking us if we've been treated fairly
>Every time he does.
>Everyone says yes because it's fucking stupid and it gets things going
>Gets to steven
>Do you feel you've been treated fairly steven?
>I should have seen it coming.
>"No actually."
>Sighs all around
>Why not steven
>"I feel like i've been underappreciated in this house and everyones taking advantage of me. I feel like its important for people to better understand eachother and it's your job to make sure of it. Im I right male houseparent
>I'm cringing so hard my eyelids are bleeding.
>Collin has shut down at this point.
>Primary programming or some shit.
>I don't quite understand, can you alaborate?
>They both get into a huge argument.
>It's like they forgot theres shit in the closet.
>This faggot runs out the door.
>"I'll go after him."
>slug monster tells me to clean the closet because I'm the oldest.
>Seriously contemplating anhero at this point

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sweet baby jesus this thread is really bringing that wow factor for me. this story has just knocked it out of the park.

>alaborate

It is elaborate

>>606746606
you have to factor in that faggot ass Texas accent.

>>606741900
>18
>still having to report to higher-ups to solve your issues

This is what it's like to be in school.

Was about to go to sleep, but can't sleep without the full story. Hurry up OP

>2015
>not pre-writing

hurry op i am ready to jizz laughter and you're giving me blue balls

Hurry the fuck up OP

>>606746393
OP, it's been a long fucking time since I've kek'd this fuckin hard, please continue

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>>606736615

i feel real feels for you bro. does ravioli die? i want to know

I think that was the end of OP's story. This is like one of those artsy indy flicks where it ends ambiguously without any resolution.

please continue. Am seriously interested now. My dinner has gotten cold

>>606736615
>Steven Ravioli
kek'd... Because i'mma a mariofag

>>606747675
> autistic
> just a polite word for retard
Both are still funny

>My digestive track is now ruined from cleaning the shit
>Can't understand why this kid is doing this.
>Was a raped by his dad or something?
>World will never know
>Well at least it's almost track season
>Steven comes back and goes to bed
>Go to school while telling friends about all this autistic shit
>Staff kid is best friend remembers this autist
>Doesn't know why he didn't before
tl:Staff kids are kids that still have parents but live on campus with them because they are staff
>Steven used to be skinny but they over fed him or some shit
>Autistic kids technically aren't aloud here in good ol texas boys ranch but he was never diagnosed.
>Damn
>Got caught steeling another kids underwear and beating his meat to it.
>I'm literally living with a faggot.
>Good luck man
>School finished and go to track practice
>Almost piss my pants
>Naked steven in the locker room with losts of space, changing into track clothes
>Triggers my PTSD
>Hey man! How are you doing! I decided to join track because I thought it would be a great oppurtunity to get closer to you!
>Faggots in the locker room are now laughing at me.
>I try and ignore him
>See my coach
>The only man I have ever respected
>He looks so dissapointed in me.
>Feel a knot in my throat.
>Steven will be the end of me.

OP delivar plz

Waiting for this story to end with
>then I anhero'd
>lel

>>606737286
Confirmed for Steven

>>606746393
Bumping for hopes of slug revenge.

This has a terrible beauty

>>606737286
Go die in a hole Steven, you autist little fuck

>>606748073
I've gotta admit, as autistic as this guy sounds, it looks like hes intent on ruining your fucking life m8.

they should figure out a way to test for autism during pregnancy. like they do for down syndrome. and then pass a law mandating abortion if the fetus is an autist.

ew shutup autist

>>606748802
seriously. I hope you killed him, autist or not.
If so, you are an alpha.
If not, you are a saint

OP hurry up. I'm so tired but NEED to keep reading.

>>606736615
No, it isn't a disease. It's a disorder.

This is the best thread ever

>>606748890
Thats the dumbest idea I've ever heard. They should kill both the parents instead to make sure they don't pass down autistic genes.

>>606748982
Im not OP, anon.

Im just here for the cringefest.

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>>606748073
He robs a convenience store, runs from cops, and then takes out his skittles in the gun showdown?

>>606749090
that actually is better than my idea. im man enough to admit that. thanks anon.

didnt even pre type

>>606748073
Don't be a faggot OP
Need you to finish story
Must know the fate of Steven

>>606738153
>Leather shirt.
You can get away with a leather jacket, if you can pull it off, but the only people who wear leather shirts are retards and bondage slaves.

>Try and be polite around steven when in front of coach
>Ignore him at all other times
>I think coach knew this kid was autistic.
>Coach begins to pick events for us faggots
>Get quarter and 800, my bread an butter
>Some kids get shitty events but kids don't get to pick.
>Steven your in Discuss
>Actually coach I think it would be more benificial to the team if I run the quarter like ANON
>diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
>Oh really Mr. Ravioli. How fast do you run your quarter?
>I run 5 second quarter in middle school. But I was in boots so I wasn't that fast.
>....
>I get up and leave while everyone begins laughing
>I can't handle it
>Sit outside locker room and literally cry like a little bitch to myself
>My mom and dad where abusive but this was the shit that broke me?
>Coach comes out to talk to me
>I'm sorry Anon, but I can't kick him off the team. I understand now
>thanks coach
>Go back into the locker room with red eyes.
>Stevens laughing with all those faggots because he thinks he's a comedian.
>You guys want to hear another story?
>Kills it immediately.
>Silently pray to god. Please fucking murder this kid.

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This should be a book called "Scenes from an Italian Autist"

>>606749570
Gonna save this after story is done and make an image of it, instant Cringe thread Gold

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>>606736615
Man OP you are scum, come in our domain and preach about how stupid fedora wearers are. If this was a real forum your ass would be kicked da fucked up!

This thread is fucking gold.

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bumping with autism reaction pics.
Plz contriboot.

>>606750051
Go eat a shemale's dick

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Aspergers also accepted

Great story but Jesus christ what the cuck is with your grammar son

>>606749854
Agreed and secseconded

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>>606750051
Go away Steven Ravioli, we don't need you in this fucking thread

>>606750479
Kekles

>>606750379
Gonna let it slide because OP didn't pre type this shit and I need to know what happened NOW. Plus it adds a southern flair to it.

TYPE FASTER OP

ILL EXCUSE THE ERRORS

>>606750740
Same

>>606750379
>using the word "Cuck" in place of "Fuck"

You know it's okay to curse on the internet, your mom's not gonna read it, wanna know how I know? She's too busy being fucked by me

>>606750694
>poor grammar and misspelling words
>southern flair
>texas

we're excusing it because the story is good and we want to see Steven get his. Also it is fucking monstrous that they'd make kids take care of shit like this.

>>606750916
you mean cucked?

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>>606750916
do you know what "cuck" means?
you fucking cuck

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more autism please OP, can't wait...

>>606751049
Kek

>>606751049
Quite

how the fuck did you survive so long? How hard is it to beat the life out of an autistic fat fuck

GODDAMNIT OP
>Hurry
>The
>Fuck
>Up!!!

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>>606750479
Alrighty then, lets have a faces of /b/ subthread. If u "claim" to not be neckbeards, than what do /b/ers look like then?

>>606751324
He did already

Please OP tell me more, Im craving more

>>606751488

I meant like crush his spirits or traumatize him. Make him into a potato, should be fairly easy if he's 14.

>Go home
>Months go by
>Fucking killing the 800
>1:56 2a state here I come
>Houseparents put me in anger management class because I yelled at steven again
>Fuck this house is literally a concentration camp.
>But actually learn methods to calm myself down
>Steven starts doing more and more gay shit
>Mexican kids beat his ass because he masturbated under his covers while they where still awake and the lights where on
>Move him to room 4 with two giant black football players
>Why.jpg
>Make it to state.
>Talk to this qt3.14 girl with bubble butt
>She also runs 800
>2:05 good for a girl
>Wow anon I wish I was as fast as you
>Ultimate fantasy
>Hey anon!
>Triggered.
>There be steven and the rest of the house
>They came to watch as a suprise on a job well done.
>That your little brother anon
>Sure.gif
>Hey their pretty lady!
>Go away steven
>She laughs at me.
>Do the dick flip so she doesn't see the diamond dick
>Steven goes to talk to the guys
>Collin whispers in his ear
>Ignore it
>Continue talking
>Steven sneacks up and bear hugs her while whiping his sweat all over her
>She screams while I pull him off
>Tell him to go fuck off
>Collin cries his mating call. The world will be his
>Sorry Anon, but don't go near me anymore alright
>She runs off
>Run worst race of my life
>2:01
>I have no more tears.
>Head home praying to whatever deity will rid me of this monster

>>606749090
How can they pass down their genes if they're forced to abort?

>>606751460
normal people

>>606751460
>asking for something Autistic after he's been told for cuck off

We told you to go away Steven, take your Cancerous shit elsewhere

>>606751728

Steven this faggot.

>>606751728
Im out but only because you took so fucking long to type that shitty post out

Sorry m80

>>606751093
I do. I also know it's not an appropriate replacement for 'fuck' in any context.

>>606751728
There is no cringe left. There is only rage.

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dear god my /b/rother you are doing gods work by spreading the word of the anti-christ steven ravioli

>>606751728
should've told her he's autistic

Spoiler: OP is writing from prison.

>>606751883
Why dont u fuck off to mate, we dont need redneck christian filth like u here either prick

>>606752905
oh Steven

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>>606752720
I'm dying to find out how he got there

>>606752720
kek

>>606753291
rofl

>>606752905
>tfw dosent fuck off

>>606753046
What the fuck guys, i thought everyone on /b/ was a sperg inB4 these christian hicks showed up?

Jesus this is good

>>606736615
I have a friend, she's a fucking idiot and constantly uses this as an excuse. She's not autistic, she just fucking sucks at making life choices.

I'm going to call anyone being autistic a "Steven" because of this hopefully so does the rest of 4chan

>All black kids laughing at me at home
>It was literally my final chance at state
>Came close last year and if I would have ran my best I would have won this one
>Housparents tell me that it's alright
>Makes me feel worse
>Steven comes up to me to tell me it gets better.
>Maybe allah will stike this faggot down
>No such luck
>"Just look at me! I never used to be good at sports either! But I worked hard and now I'm pretty good! I mean I think you can do it too!"
>IWillFollowYouIntoTheDark.mp3
>Collin sceams one last time before he begins poking me in the face
>You lost nigga! Why you suck nigga! You the worst nigga.
>Get up and leave.
>Walk outside until my feet literally bleed.
>Don't come back until morning
>Houseparets worried sick
>We can't handle this behavior anymore, where moving you to a different house
>GodIsNotDead
>Graduate 2 weeks later.

That is how autism fucking ruined my fucking life. That 1:56 would have gotten me a ride through A&M because I'd only ran for two years. But they didn't want a choker.

Autism is not a fucking privilige. Its a fucking disease. And hopefully someone will find a cure.

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>>606752905
You bad mouthing god boy?

>>606753493
I'm down with that.

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>>606753291

>>606753384
yeah whatever Steven. I wish I could care about this as much as you do, it would give me so much joy and all that.

>>606753536
What?? No justice?

>>606753536
I feel ripped off

Sorry I forgot to add. This faggot is still alive. I heard from Ryan that he got kicked out and lives somewhere else. To late though. That's why I made this post. Just reliving some dark memories.

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>>606736615
What in the actual fuck is a boy's ranch? Is that like free range adoption? You're raised and grazed there, or what? Is it where they breed perfect innocent white sex slaves for the Illerminaty?

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>>606753536
That's the end? Wow.

>>606752905
What did you just say to me mate? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Cambridge, and I have a team of scientists all over the world ready to school you in any educational contest you bring. I will find you, knock you to the ground and puke knowledge all over your face, you're fucking dead Steven.

>>606753536
i'll tell you right now, some autistic fags can be taught to live in society, but the truly autistic autists must be cleansed

And now that OP's story is done, this thread shall die in piece. RIP God Tier Thread, you will be mounted upon the walls of fame; a permanent place in 4Chan history.

>>606753536
Disappointing ending. Wanted Steven to die.
Still, glad you were able to survive his autism.

>>606753536
that's the end? that was like a porno with no money shot. wtf

>>606753536
>Plot twist, ravioli ends up at the same university as OP. They share the same room.

>a few weeks go by
>we find out that steven has breast cancer
>he gets sent to the hospital
>a few months go by
>life is back on tract and perfect
>but something is missing
>get word from houseparents that he's Don his deathbed and he wants to see me
>i walk into his room, he's skinny as fuck
>for once in my life I feel bad for this shit.
>he tells me that he'll miss me and I was the closest thing to a brotherhood I'll ever have.
>latee I go back home feeling like shit.
>find out a few weeks later that he's dead.
>although he put me through so much shit, I'll miss that little shit.
So that was my story, I hope that you all enjoyed!

please someone screencap this shit, archive or something

>>606753536
you stupid son of a bitch. You deserved to have your life ruined if a fucking autistic faggot is capable of doing so.

>>606753536

wut, no one kill?

>>606753536
There are plenty of
Decent autistic kids
They regress socially but regular shit like dont smear shit on the wall they can understand.

Steven Ravioli shall never be forgotten

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>>606754151
you're not the real OP

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>>606754151

>>606754189
u in the wrong neighbourhood nigga

>>606754151
Steven get out.

>>606754151
fuck this

>>606754151
>>606754430
Yep

Fucking OP, don't blue ball us like that. Post the assholes name or something so we can facebook stalk the guy or some shit and find out what happened to him.

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>>606754151

>>606754151
>trying to impersonate OP this hard.
>Such a Steven

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>>606754507
>>606754151

>>606754144

Sounds like a politically incorrect sitcom

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>>606753536
he escaped...he finally escaped

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>>606753536
You're a better man than I OP. I would have poisoned that fucker for sticking the medal up his ass. 2 eyedrops in his food or water for a week and then he dies of aneurysm or liver failure in another week or so. the whole world is a better place and you might have even tapped that with the qt3.14. Live and learn though.

>>606754597
I told you I don't remember that shit. I just remember it was steve and then some kind of overly italian last name.

>>606753564
Yeah i did, i fucking hate god. Hes ruined my whole existence in ways i cant even begin ti describe, and im sock of christ-cunts taking over /b/ just like the jock douche OP of this thread!

>>606754151
steven you fat shit, go away

No, its not a disease. Its a disorder. Learn the difference.

I was expecting a "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI" ending

>>606753536
Where did you end up going OP? Texasfag here.

archive this shit someone pls

anyone gonna save this?

>>606753564
>calling that an ak-47
>horrible grammar
triggered
>captcha rcsist

>>606737286
Fuck you Steven

Yeah, this oughta be screenshotted or archived.

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>>606755190
Would of been better ending

>>606755209
Amarillo community college. My hopes for a scholorship where pretty fucked. Recruiters really look for guys who can handle the pressure and I can't explain to them is wasn't my fault, it was an autists.

But wait, there's more!
>I'm at local wall mart buying adult beverages
>I hear a thud noise getting louder and louder
>look to my side and get knocked down to the ground
>Steven just fuckinf bear hugged me
>he's also gained like 300 ducking pounds
>he's crying and saying how much he missed me.
>I see a participation track medal on this thick neck.
>it reeks of asshole.
>I see a hot chick walk up beside him and try to tug him off of me.
>little did I know Steven had a sister that he had investment in till after I left.
>we talk for a bit and I get her number
Ok here! Posting more soon.

>>606755620
What are you doing now, OP?

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I fucking hate this thread, full of jock douches and inbred hicks thinking their better even thought their just bible belt street trash. Is this truely what everything has come to on the interwebz these days

>>606754959
Go suck your own dick Steven.

>>606746606
we could be here all day going over OP's spelling and grammatical mistakes.

>>606755620
Shit man. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Depending on what you want to do, only the fact that you have a degree matters so focusing on grades would be a pretty good option.

>>606755620

Cant you show em what you capable off? Win some competition or do Forrest Gump did run across the texas

>>606755784
Finishing up my basics now. Going to go into stem probably.

>>606754189
Fucking Steven Ravoli here acting all autistic and shit.

>>606755745

steven you dumb fag gtfo you ruined his life, you want to ruin his thread as well?

>>606755745
can't tell if this is OP or Steven so I'm not adding it to the compilation

>>606755347
Go home newfag

>>606739179
yeah... it never works out for Treyvon.

>>606755836
Stevens like you ruin the internet goddamn steven

So do we all agree to call anyone acting autistic Steven Ravoli?

>>606754154
Archived.
https://4archive.org/b/thread/606736615

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>>606754507
THIS

>>606756413
>can't tell if this is OP
:/

>I hook up with his sister a few times
>she's a nice lady, nice ass to
>although sometimes I see Steven with her
>he keeps consistently telling me that he'll beat me up if hurt her.
>after a while I can't take more Steven and call it off.
>she's devastated
>I'm at same place at wal Mart one day, buying b
>i see a shelf collapse where Steven is hiding.
>he's crying and bleeding.
>he shits himself.
>i call his sister to come pick him up.
>learn from her after he found out I dumped her he ran away to come kill me.
>store manager calls the police.
>steven tries to stab them with a butter knife he brought and gets tazed, never see him again.
Well guys, that's the end for now hope you all enjoyed. OK OUT AND DUBS.

>>606756656
Sure as doddly-diddly neighbour

>>606756859
I can't
it's weird

>>606756931
>can't even spell OP
Steven, it's okay, kill self now, no more pain

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>>606756931

Ravoli you faggot you cant even dub

Check em

>>606754151
fuck off steven

>>606756931
Shut the fuck up, Steven, you faggot.

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>>606756931
>nice lady
Steven
>>606755745
>buying adult beverages
Also Steven.
Steven you need to GTFO

>>606756413
It's obvious that it's Steven, how the fuck can you not tell? He wouldn't suddenly want Steven back after all the stupid shit he put OP through

>>606757209
Well then I'm sorry but you're going to have to have your brain removed from your anus where you clearly keep it

>>606756931
seriously, go away Steven you dumb mothercucker, you're not wanted here

>>606736615

I'm sorry Jacob

bump for interest

>>606756931
I can see why he called you Ravioli, Steven.

You fucking transcend Spaghetti in your levels of autism.

>later in life, stuff really sucks
>suddenly after browsing 4chan I get a myspace friend request
>"Steven Ravioli would like to be your friend"
>he's buff as fuck in his profile picture.
>makes me feel ashamed because I'm not.
>he messages me saying that he's sorry for what he pit me through
>he's also a world family's runner.
>they call him bolt something and he runs in the Olympics
>he tells me that I'm the reason he runs.
>we meet and become hood friends.
More posts on the way, OP OUT

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Is this what Steven Ravoli looks like?

>>606758197
Steven, spawn of the Autistic devil, begone!

>>606758197
I'd rather play Duels of the Planeswalkers 2015 than read posts by this Steven

>>606745153
>words sound literally african

KEK

>>606758134
KEK

>>606758197
>whole myspace applauds

>steven also has hot wife
>he's a preacher to
>he teaches me about the bible and stuff, it's really convincing and would have helped me earlier in life.
>one day I'm out walking around
>I'm going to buy some bud light for me and steven to share so we can watch the cowboys games.
>two ugly mexicans jump out and jump me.
>steven comes running and knocks there shit up.
>turns out it was the two Mexicans that he uses to live with.
MORE POSTS ON THE WAY, OP OUT!

somebody archive this shit

>>606745512
Kek'd irl

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>>606753536
I have a cure for autism OP. Pic related. they should all be killed.

>>606758845
all seven of them.

>>606759967
Best kek in my life

>>606742267
Burden of proof nigger. I spent 10 minutes looking for a single study about using steroids as an autism treatment and found nothing.

There was one study looking to investigate the viability of using steroids as an autism treatment, but it opened by citing the Wakefield study. Credibility is suspect.