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>>606686701
does anyone have the resume one?
>>606687177
2 or more images, op
Easy money tbh.
anyone know how to get old yellow stains out of clothes effectively? Thanx
>>606687481
>Helping greedy fucks making devs struggle by massively buying keys during bundles in order to casually sell them back
Best hack right here!
>>606688855
i think OP up and fucked off, thread is shit, and its mostly my stuff
>>606689432
yall mother fuckers rather jerk off than learn
>>606688483
Fucking bullshit. What is the remaining 38% of communication?
>>606689432
Whats that? The wheel of faggotry? Amirite?
>>606686701
If you use permanent marker on a whiteboard, trace over it with a regular whiteboard marker then rub it off with a whiteboard eraser.
>>606690316
This picture is genuinely funny
Finally an original thread
Thanks OP
>>606687314
I could simplify this. If you wanna be a man you don't shave, eat, fuck, and workout. Clean shaven is for identifying faggots.
>>606687314
>toilet
i thought i was the only one..
>>606687481
Do no do this. Do not use links from this image. Find it yourself. Otherwise creator of image makes more than you. I fell for this before.
>>606689973
This explains why I crash my car every time I listen to Kreator.
>>606690179
This isn't even true. What a fucking retarded infogram.
>>606691188
thanks
>>606686701
>furniture
>milk
>>606691465
Ok half of these arnt true.
>mfw im a retard for falling for the b8.
>>606687831
Do you have one for unfair fights ? Fucking sandniggers never fight one on one and they always have dozens of cousins and brothers, since they reproduce like rabbits.
Don't need to win, I'm not Ip Man. Just how to defend myself when you're alone vs. 3 or 4.
Inb4 slap them with a pork sausage nunchaku
>>606690241
>What's the Second Law of Thermodynamics?
>>606691188
No language section? Wtf, do American employers get jealous to see people able to speak more than one language?
>>606692383
It's something you could just add. I didn't create the graphic.
>>606692340
Yeah but this isn't thermite, it's electricity dumvass
>>606691995
Work out.
quit starting Shit.
Play Mortal Kombat.
>>606690561
faggot
>>606686701
Doesn't say how to remove permanent marker from pooper
>>606692590
Do you even science brah...
>>606692777
Apple juice.
Saw this a few years back, Really helped!
>>606692914
To be honest I was talking shit in hope that someone would overreact. Honestly, given the response I got I must say I'm disappointed.
>>606687831
>accidentally spill beer on someone
>guide tells you to follow it up by punching them twice in the head
Life = hacked.
>>606690457
the one with Sagan in the background instead of the fedora dude is even funnier
>>606690591
Bullshit. The cited paper "Miller 2010" does not exist
>>606690972
autism
>>606692597
>quit starting Shit.
You've obviously blessed with a peaceful life in a sandnigger-free country if you think they're not starting fights by themselves every fucking day.
>>606690376
Can confirm
> am dutch
>>606692340
That an object in motion is worth two in the bush.
>>606690457
>>606693320
Surely Lennon would be a better way to go?
Dumping
>>606693235
kek
>>606693283
In fairness, only once.
>>606690300
That actually might be true.
>>606694965
aka le gentlemanly 13-year-old knot
>>606694965
How long would a tie need to be to even do this?
>>606694965
wow these are great they'd go really well with my fedora
there are a lot of less idiotic looking ways you can make a knot. like almost all of them for example (shelby-pratt master race)
>>606694965
thats way too much fuckin bulshit for a fuckin tie. thats why i use clip ons
>>606690070
ayy
>>606694965
Goes well with a fedora and a Guy Fawkes mask
>>606691465
>>606691648
stay new
>>606695131
All of that is bullshit. If arguments happen like that then how come there are still dinosaurs? Eh? With all your precious science. You cunt.
>>606694981
Why would anyone want to do this?
>>606686701
You should try this OP
>>606695131
A lot of those are not necessarily fallacies. Like ad hominem, you dumb cunt.
>>606695607
That's totally irrelevant. This isn't even science, this is actually about arguing. This is conversation, and persuasion.
>>606696260
Way to completely miss the point.
>>606696305
SAY MY NAME
>>606695684
The thing is this would actually work however it just has a few flaws.
1. It just curves the way of the bullet, once people get used to it, they can shoot differently so that it evens out
2. You'd need a really strong electromagnet to make it happen, and such a magnet requires a lot of power. It'd be hard to find a portable power source for that
3. Also you'd have to make sure this doesn't affect your shooting by not using magnetic guns for instance or only use it defensively
I think the general idea to curve the path of bullets ins't bad actually. If you'd have electromagnetic bulletproof vests for instance, they could potentially cause certain bullets to hit the vest instead of you, saving lifes in the process.
>>606691465
It's somewhat true. All citrus fruits were developed from lemons. It took generations of selective breeding to pull it off though.
>>606696553
mustard gas
i fucking love these, can we get more alcohol related ones m8s
>>606688855
lol to think of the people who actually live by this sort of shit
>>606688855
Useless wall of text is useless
>>606692383
English is literally the only language a person needs. It costs companies money to hire translators and shit just to deal with savages, so they obviously prefer to deal with people who were raised in Christian homes, where English was the only language taught, as per Jesus' instructions. Atheist are likely to be rebelling against God, hence they are more likely to speak another of these so-called foreign languages, and believe in superstitions like Evolution.
>>606698876
I hope you are trolling... for the sake of humanity.
>>606698876
lol'd
>>606690413
that's bullshit
>>606694965
If you use any knot other than a Windsor or a Double Windsor then you are doing it very wrong.
>>606690521
IT'S A FACT!!1!!!11 BELEIEEEVEE ME PPL!!1!
In fact, it's an british product.
>>606689143
saved
>>606699765
are you a faggot? Prince Albert always
>>606699765
This.
I've stressed this before. If you don't Windsor, then you're a faggot.
>>606700114
>>606699765
samefag
windsor is pleb tier
>>606699847
>an british product
>an british
FFS
>>606697171
Dr Pepper and alcohol do not mix. It tastes like complete shit.
>>606690241
also can cut through steel beams when the cord ignites
keep away from jet fuel
>>606689824
yep, that's pretty much me
>>606686701
bull shit
op is a faggot
>>606693235
real?
>>606699414
Cigarettes have additives that ensure they don't keep burning if not being actively smoked. This is to lessen the chance of people falling asleep smoking, and burning themselves up.
>>606690115
whats app
>>606701743
Cigarettes have additives that ensure that they do keep burning. Where are you getting your information?
>>606700100
>>606700330
Samefag. Windsor or Double Windsor only. You are not someone who can successfully challenge traditions and rules, because you are a nobody that doesn't know how to dress properly.
>>606690316
that pic, kek
>>606702330
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_safe_cigarette#United_States
>>606692957
ermgerd hurrdurr hurrdurr
>>606702762
Americans are weird. Why not just switch to roll ups?
>>606689973
listening to splittercore would be pretty hardcore then
>>606702972
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_safe_cigarette#Europe
>>606703290
I'm always wondering why the top 4 would be the best? I mean they are just alpha/beta version of firefox right?
>>606691188
This makes mustard gas.
>>606703369
Did you read the first bit? It's not an additive, it's fire retardant paper added in bands to the cigarette. Also, they don't work.
So my original assumption was correct.
>>606703627
Chromium is basically Chrome stripped of all of Google's fun and helpful anti-privacy bullshit.
I've used Firefox for years, and generally had no complaints. On OpenBSD it acts wonky so I started using Chromium on it. Lately it acts wonky on Windows too so I'm seriously thinking of using Chromium exclusively.
>>606686701
>pour milk on your furniture to get rid of marker
I have no idea if it works, but it'll be worse either way. I suppose setting it on fire could also get rid of permanent marker.
>>606700350
Come on, for crying out loud. I wrote an american, checked, then corrected to british.
>>606698911
jet fuel can't melt steel beams... oh wait.
>>606697171
Crush up and add about 3 to 5 200mg seriquel in it. One drink will knock her out for about 12 hours.
>>606703369
Paper is part of the cigarette no?
Anyone who smokes can tell you, the shit goes out at nothing. I've gotten so wrapped up in my job before that I'd realize hours later than I had a cigarette with just a lit and extinguished tip dangling from my lips. I've even heard conspiracy theorists trying to claim it's some nefarious Jew plot to deprive good Christian Americans of their carcinogens.
>>606687314
>Hair: "don't go to a barber"
>Body hair: "go to your barber..."
>Acne: "waste a clean towel every night instead of just washing your face"
>Deodorant: "just spray yourself with some cologne instead of using an antiperspirant"
>Feet: "step into the shower with no towel down then step out onto a towel that magically appeared, wasting even more clean towels combined with the acne thing.
Who comes up with this bullshit?
>>606704636
meant to reply to >>606703866
this works, i survived a .45 by eating .38 bullets for a month.
>>606704636
Well, I live in the UK and on the occasions that I do smoke straights I've left them in ashtrays where they burn down to nothing. Wikipedia may be quoting some laws there, but I'm not seeing it happen.
>>606704433
That'll teach you for attempting to deny America of her glory.
>>606698876
i always torught, this looks like cheating the universal laws.
but this shit defy god, and actualy works.
>>606687177
>set unachievable goals
>never be happy
>The best way in any situation to make someone angry is to ignore them.
That's the fucking truth. People who clearly get mad and yell back are goddamn children.
>If you want sex, let her know it.
I want sex, mom. Give it up.
>Regretting actions not taken can sting worse than mistakes.
Fucking this.
>>606690691
>If you wanna be a man you don't shave, eat, fuck, and workout.
So I quit doing all those things and I'll be a man?
>>606703613
fuck off
>>606705217
Congratulations! You've discovered hot air balloons, and that they do in fact work. You'll probably get a medal or trophy, or a pat on the back, and a little feather that you can stick in your cap, or go outside and poke it in the dirt, or leave in the woods where it can't be found, and if it fell over would it make a sound, and if it did would it be a sound that you liked, or should you do it over until you get it right?
>>606705390
The Bible does say that Pi = 3, and we all know how that shits infallible.
>>606692548
This year I used a price tracker for black friday and cyber monday. Nothing changed...
>>606704589
Have u used it
>>606706572
Black Friday is largely a scam. It's a relatively new thing too, contrary to what the stores and media claim. Wanna know when to find the best deals? After January, when people are returning shit they don't want, and the store is stuck with the remnants of last years inventory.
>>606686701
> says everything.
> doesn't include how to remove from his ass.
Faggot.
>>606706059
i know incridible, is not it?
>>606703613
you just found the aproximate result of pi congratulations.
>>606707092
>pull it out slow and gently.
>or fast and rough
>whichever you and your dick prefers
There you satisfied you degenerate piece of shit?
>>606707349
What the fuck is troll science? What's going on? Why do people keep posting them and laughing? They are wrong, wrong isn't funny. Are they making fun of me? Why do they keep calling me autistic?
we are all autistic on the inside.
>>606708430
>>606695826
That looks like the dankest bong ever
>>606695826
shit is going to explode i an sure.
>>606687177
>find a style clearly your own, don't be labeled
Why do people post thing like grabbing your rainbow dash fedora makes you a man
>>606709237
They are individual, and beautiful little snowflakes.
>>606689824
The best part is the no positive outcome
>>606690300
>fish autism
that explains you and your posts
>>606687481
Those games are so cheap holy shit nice.
>>606711145
DIY alzheimer's
