Crossed Badlands
The story of Edmund
Based OP
>>606579030
Many thanks to you my friend :))
>>606579030
Damn man you're a god
thanks OP!
post moar!
>>606579340
>>606579424
>>606579436
Thanks fellas but im not the same guy
but i'd appreciate if you could keep me bumped
Holy shit, narrator is a robot.
>10
POST ALL OF IT ON A DAILY BASIS FAGGOT. DO IT FOR ME AND DO IT FOR FREE
And It BEGINS!
Shit continues to hit the fan
the defication has officially hit the oscilation
Dad of the day!
bump ba bump ba bump
I got a pitch for you guys
Creepy clowns that fuck your face until you become one of them
>>606581411
Dat dad is badass.
bumpedibump
>>606581811
>Go what I wouldn't do for that ass
I know that feel
nah man it doesn't make you a perv
just makes ya weird
>>606581971
Rise of the Super Beta!
From the makers of 'Weregay Moon', and 'Dog Is Best Character 3'
>>606581971
it fucking counts
>>606582459
KEK!
>>606582459
kekekekekek
>>606582333
what a bitch doesn't even think about warning his mother
>my husband and son are missing
>gonna yell and my son that came home in a panic with shit in his britches
>>606581811
Finally a superhero /b can relate to
>>606583307
Now that is a song i can get behind
>>606583238
He is the hero /b doesn't need but deserves!
>>606583307
that lady clown is strangely cute
>cut the shit because we're fucked
I feel like this is going to be a great source of mfw
>>606583695
Thanks for sharing these.
>>606583187
hank and bobby... King of the hill/crossed mashup confirmed?
>>606584273
No problem
Might be slower capcha fucking me over
>>606584460
Did somebody save that king of the hill crossover from the last thread? That shit was gold.
>>606581696
sold
ill take 50 issues
Post faster. I need to go order some pizzas to bring to mtg night, and your ass is holding up the production.
ayyy what bitches!
>>606584680
Good job anon...
>>606584278
A plastic bottle popped because of some random pressurization changes.
I am scared shitless.
>>606584680
Yo, this is for ants.
crossed would be a lot better if it had a plot. but really, its just an excuse to look at rape and torture.
>>606584680
I saw that but i didnt get the king of the hill reference
>>606584830
I'm as worthless as fucking yellow belly
>>606585027
The first book was good. after that i completely agree
Don't know how i would feel if i found him in the closet
>>606585109
You're a dumbass, but good one.
>>606584680
>slow claps until the end of the world
You did good, son. You did good.
>>606585109
nope yellow belly did the same mistake twice
>>606585109
Dont be that harsh man. Nobody is that useless.
>>606585298
whats the newest crossed?
>>606585429
100+ i think
>>606580159
thanks, OP... lurking and saving
>>606585429
also are there other westren comics that are as violent as crossed or more violent?
>>606585429
Could you be more clear?
>>606585734
err yes whats the latest crossed comic book released? crossed 6? and is badlands over?
>>606585692
no but there are some close like the boys onimbus
and invincible
>>606585892
crossed badlands is currently still ongoing
>>606586130
>wouldn't you do the same?
>>606583307
Best lyrics I've heard since forever
Real Talk
This version of zombies despite being the ultra intelligent running kind lack all of the durability that comes from being undead.
These guys would never have a chance to take over the planet. The military is to large and organized to be overrun like this.
They lack the planning to live thought a harsh winter or any extreme climate.
They wont run grow thier own food and you simply cant sustain yourself on cannibalism mathematically speaking.
>>606586130
ok ive really had it with this pussy. i bet if he turns he'd be the only pacifist.
>>606586463
thats true, also a real zombie outbreak would not last long, literally unread corpses will attract flies like crazy which will eat them up,
>>606586463
What if 2.5% of the population just crossed without warning, globally?
That's as close as I can figure is the story
>>606586641
thank goodness this is fiction
>>606586463
You're forgetting the extremely thin timing it takes to spread the 'contamination'.
>>606586463
There are those of them that are smarter and do organize plan and everything else
the virus is to versatile to combat look at the crossed that jerked it on there bullets so if they shit someone they would turn
>>606586641
Yeah because shit-tons of zombie-contagion carrying flies buzzing around wouldn't spread anything...
>>606586641
In max brook's zombie survival guide. It is theorized that flies and animals avoid them because the disease kills them too.
>>606586941
Then the zombie flies would just eat each other?
>>606584218
>>606586940
finnaly he did something
>>606587063
I never said zombie flies. If it's a human contagion it most likely wouldn't affect insects, so they'd just be carriers. Besides if they did get infected then how is a shit-ton of zombie flies any less dangerous?
what is the point of this comic series? I already read one in /b/ a few months ago, seemed like 12 yo edgelord material, seems really shitty and revolves around a betafag
>>606586941
depends, not all viruses and bacteria transmit by flies hell very few do, malaria the most well known disease spread by flies is not a virus or a bacteria, its a extremly primitive parasite
>>606587235
>butt is love
>butt is life
>>606586940
Fucking yellow belly.
>>606587235
wut
>>606586940
You would have to use the words "Smarter" And "Organize" pretty fucking loosely
>>606587331
same one
some is shitty edgelord material
some is really unique insight on the human condition
>depends
hurry up OP
im losing my wood
still lurking and saving, OP.
based R U
>>606587403
Malaria is spread by mosquitoes because they can penetrate the skin and get it straight into your bloodstream, but any little cut is at risk from flies while you're asleep or distracted, hell even just walking around.
>>606587313
im taking disease 101 in my collage right now so i can tell you that it really depends, many viruses and diseases do not cross jump between species, so just because a fly would eat infected fleash does not make it a carrier.
>>606587235
>that butt was love
>that butt was life
>>606587664
yes but in zombie lore its amost always a virus not a parasite, and viruses are fragile and dont often jump between species
>>606587759
In crossed animals cannot contract the virus
>>606587759
It's ingested some of the contagion and flies vomit on their food; there's blood on its feet. It doesn't have to be a textbook 'carrier' to spread the infection.
>>606587953
thats logical , but in crossed its defenitly not airborne , its srpread by fluid
>>606588025
bacteria has a higher chance of survining that, why do you thing flies cant carry hiv for example
>>606587953
Again, don't have to contract the virus to spread it. Bullets don't get viruses, but cumming on one and shooting someone with it apparently works.
>>606587235
This comic is literally an autobiography written by someone who goes on /b/
Another note
Fucking North korea.
They are a island nation with little contant to the outside world.
They have a fucking army in the millions I believe. They are already fortified and will have minimal contact with the disease.
They would literally be a world superpower if shit hit the fan.
>>606588160
i think the heat of the round going off would sterilize the bullet
>>606586130
Fuck this "protagonist." I mean holy shit. He has absolutely no redeeming qualities. Nothing that makes him worthy of being the main focus of this shit-fest. I hope he dies really slowly and is thinking of everyone he abandoned as he does
>>606587774
>I'm not throwing up, and my bladder is holding
>I feel more like a man then I ever have before in my life
fucking lost
>>606588271
>North Korea
>Island nation
>army in the millions
What the fuck are you smoking man
>>606588297
In reality it would, but in crossed it works. You get to see it happen in one of the other comics. The one with Horsecock I think.
last page file was to large
>quick synopsis
they believe him
>>606588445
hes just fucking stupid
>>606588472
Island in the metaphor sense.
They have a fuck huge army too, I was probably being hyperbolic
>>606579030
Just got here, thank you based anon
>>606588538
Oh fuck, that /k/ on Bikerfags.
>>606587090
this should be our new meme
>>606588160
many viruses cant survive outside a host but for a very short time, others require alot of it to cause an infeection, for example flies might not even by caibile of carrying enough of it to infect.
Viruses are also often fragile to elements like heat,cold, some cant survive in air , and a zombie like virus that is in crossed is clearly passed by body fluids like a std
>>606588759
yes
>>606588686
>tfw even the beta of betas still get to die not a virgin.
Our main character is officially got a std AND is in a biker gang
ALL IN ONE DAY!!!
>>606588682
Huga in the sense that they spend all the little monry they have on it. Canada has twice the army that they have. If not more. And that "Island nation" thing is bullshit. A shitty border made to stop tanks is not going to hold well against them.
>>606588538
c'mon, man... photoshop that shit down...
I'm saving these!, can't be without a page.
I thought you were cool, anon.
>>606586463
the military is infected. I remember seeing crossed fighter pilots in an earlier issue. Or maybe thta was a dream
in any case, I believe this is not meant to be read as a literal documentary but instead more as soft core gore porn,
I for one am ok with suspending belief for such a lofty goal
>>606588686
>>606586335
>that paraplegic Crossed
topkek
what do you think his most evil thought is? to roll all over someone?
this shit is completely retarded sperglord material and you should feel bad for liking it
>>606587090
I find it highly improbable that not a single person other than this kid would escape, send a picture/video with their cell phone, instant message, call somebody, set off an alarm, etc. to warn the general public that some shit was going down. I mean, we can't have anything happen without some dumb nigger uploading it to worldstar.
>>606589045
I'll do it after the rest anon
gotta keep the pace
>another spread
fight starts
>he runs
>>606589274
omfg i love it
>>606588983
Its massive networks of trenches and tunnels with giant mine fields and kill zones for kilometer at places.
Its actually pretty much designed to stop everything that isn't flying
Of course this speak very little Chinese border.
>>606589158
did you not see two pages after that. He was holding onto a womans crotch with his teeth. I think he did pretty good
>>606588686
OK, this has officially become a comedy right?
>>606589051
sure, also in crossed 100+ it appears the crossed have survived for yes 100 years if im right, how the fuck did they survive?
did they breed and raised children because i higly doubt that because they would probaly rather kill a newborn infant,rape it and eat it in that order then raise it
>>606589396
True that. Imagine having a border with the most populated country on earth. NK is fucked man.
>>606589297
This happens in the 90's.
Underage doesnt remember what reality used to look like.
b&
I only read it because of the rapey pictures.
But it's just standard zombie bullshit ranked up there with caffine-filled-X and bacon.
For fucks sake, people need to give it a rest.
Finally showing some nuts
>>606586960
Now tell me how light sabers work and use your knowledge to build a functioning one.
>>606589741
was this comic from the 90s?
>>606589741
I actually grew up in the 70's.
>>606585692
Stray Bullets is pretty violent.
ANND boom goes the dynamite
>>606589839
About fucking time
>>606589320
>I'll do it after the rest anon
please do
Also, did you skip 14??????
>>606589839
ayyyyyyyyyy
DO IT PUSSY!!!
>>606590082
>>606589890
Nah. Pretty recent. They writers, tho, theyre 90's material.
Alan moore even released an issue for em.
>>606590082
suddenly snoop dogg comes in and hands him a blunt
>>606589839
>Showing some nuts
>That bottom panel
>>606590198
Is that the fucking guy from psychopath... what the fuck
>>606589920
Sure dad.
>>606590297
where do you get these? Online?
Thank you, OP. This is some good shit.
>>606590350
Yep it is
>Had to skip a page
this comics kinda had a big turn in this one . this is like fucking dark comedy nothing fucking horror here ;/ also op post them faster god dam it
>>606581811
Wow. Sleeps my coping mechanism to! And alcohol.
>>606590549
God damnit, i hated that guy. Why is he here now too.
>>606590918
Who is he?
I'm ignorant about crossed.
Middle panel is Edmund if he had a sack
>>606590996
He is the main character in the third crossed series called Psychopath
>>606590297
dude, are you drunk?
I think you skipped 012-014
>>606591174
Is he even an interesting character (sans the necrophilia) ?
>>606591174
And does he like fucking dead people, as Ed queried?
>>606591408
He most certainly has a thing for dead people... or their parts atleast
>>606591332
Any pages I skip are to large and i need to rescale and I tell if i skip
>>606591408
Who doesn't?
>>606590549
you just skipped 13-003????
>This fucking momment
>>606586641
the Crossed aren't dead, though, just profoundly insane
Is there any specific reason they like to say fuck and fuck people?
>>606591746
Like I said
>re scaling later
>>606591712
Live aint fair
>>606587931
there's always one cunt who's like "NO GUYS I'M GOING TO TAKE A CROSSBOW BECAUSE IT'S QUIET I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE USING GUNS RIGHT NEXT TO ME IM QUIET"
What an amazing guy. I wish to become like him some day! :D
>>606591845
>>606592009
Triggered
>>606591845
biggest beta in history, hes a bigger cuck then avgn and moot combined
>>606591845
Fucking blew it.
>>606592009
really?
Ed is the dumbest fucking character in any story ever.
>>606592205
kek
>>606591845
>>606592009
fucking yellowbelly
>>606587331
it's a comic book about zombies. it's not a fucking treatise on civilization, it's entertainment, whether you personally enjoy it or not.
>>606583695
Who the fuck thought he was a good main character?! My sister has bigger balls than him.
>I Spilled my spaghetti
>I SHOULD TELL THE BIKERS!!!!
>>606592381
>tfw too beta for a blowjob
>>606591845
>being this much of a fucking loser
>>606592362
My jimmies just got rustled.
Why could have not just banged her?
OP why did you have to post what is clearly the worst Crossed comic
>>606591845
Goddam, this dumb shit! I don't like him, but he's making me laugh at this point.
>>606592578
He just spilled his spaghetti all over the place.
>>606592590
The fuck you talking about dickless? This shit is hysterical!
>>606592779
>mfw he ends up ditching her once they go outside the building
>>606592782
i was expecting a serious comic like the other ones. this one is just beyond retarded.
>I can get pussy
>I guess I can grow a sack now of all times
>>606592779
well fucking finally
>>606580289
this eli guy is a giant faggot
>creep
>beta
>pussy
>blames everyone else for his problems
>>606592949
Now we're getting somewhere.
>>606592923
Gotta mix the the serious stories with the funny ones
Don't want 24/7 FUCK LIFE!!!
>>606589231
Would you like some trigger warnings with your Euphoria?
>>606585692
bump
>>606592949
>that was before Donna
>before the biker chick he admitted fucking a corpse to and tied up under a table
Jebus fuck this is autistic
>>606592362
>>606592009
the guy actually spilled his spaghetti
he has transcended lower than beta
>>606587953
>i'm finally gonna do what needs to be done
>i'm finally gonna be a hero
>i'm gonna go around and warn people
Moral of the story don't fuck biker bitches
>>606593165
>Stick with me baby I won't let you down
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
>>606593472
RIP
>>606593472
LMFAO
OKAY THE ENDING MADE UP FOR THIS XD
>>606593472
wat
>>606593472
best fuckin ending
>>606593472
>Faggot gets what he should've gotten three issues ago
I'm ok with this.
>>606593472
fucking lawl
>>606593472
Fucking rekt>>606593498
>>606593472
10/10 ending
>>606593472
Rip in RIP
>>606593472
gg ed gg