Rule 34 frozen edition
give me your best
go fuck yourself.
Post some to get things started.
Go to any other board and they'll tell you the same.
Seriously.
Go fuck yourself.
>>606545406
uhh i only have one
>>606546064
Why do their tits look so fake? They look like trannies.
>>606545591
Anyone have it without the black bars ?
>>606546451
shut the fuck up and enjoy what we have itt
>>606545848
kek
>>606544940
git gud m9
>Be me
>Roaming Lordran
>some fuckwit decides he wants to hone his skills in Anor Londo
>without Havel's Ring or Ring of Favor and Protection
>nope.jpg
>invade his filthy casul world
>asshat burns alive by the blade of a Chaos Zweihandler +5
>feelsgoodman
>sent back home
>get bored a few minutes after
>spam the shit out of Cracked Red Eye Orbs
>several hours pass as they continuously fail
>rageintensifies.gif
>body suddenly begins to fade out of this reality
>about fukin time
>finally ready to pwn more n00bz
>get to new world
>everything icy as fuck
>literally everything frozen over
>No crystals or golems though, and Seath's fortress is nowhere in sight
>weird
>start hearing strange noises from an ice cave behind me
>screaming?
>crying?
>moaning?
>stack an extra humanity and go inside
>two human women using a rod of ice to have sex with each other
>some blondie and a redhead with freckles
>give no shits, approach with weapon drawn
>the women notice me after I take a few steps
>they smile
>they smile like filthy casuls who aren't prepared for a duel
>"Elsa," says the redhead with a giggle "I told you we were being too loud!"
>"It doesn't really matter, does it? We had our fun. And besides..."
>Blond turns to me, grins like a mindless harlot
>"...I think our new friend wants to play, too."
>Continue to give no shits
>eat Green Blossom through my mask
>Stop when the blonde lies directly before me
>no armour, weapons, talismans or catalysts anywhere on her person
>nothing but the skin of her broadly exposed body
>"That's a pretty set of armour you've got there."
>her left hand brushes against my leggings, right rubbing her genitalia
>bitch doesn't know about my GIANTS
>"You mind taking it off...so we can see if you're just as pretty underneath?"
>glare at the redhead
>she massages her nether regions similarly to her friend's
>isthisameleeattack.png
>speak to the vile thing a single demand:
>"Wt rings u got bithc?"
>she ignores me, starts licking my boot
>casul spit?
>on my GIANTS?
>grab bithc by the arms, examine her hands like a finely crafted ember
>no Havel
>no Favor and Protection
>no rings whatsoever
>no armour, no rings, no weapons, no magic, miracles or pyromancy
>not even a flask of estus
>bithcs didn't even speak to Oscar
>rush to the redhead, take her palms with shaking gauntlets
>nothing
>sudden realization
>these aren't your average, everyday casuls
>these are ADVANCED casuls
>these are the sisters who birthed all casuls
>the cause and effect of all casulity
>redhead rubs underside faster, panting in short breaths
>"Come on already, stick it inside me. Stick it deep inside me, you strong, powerful hunk."
>ohillsticksmethinginyou.webm
>rear back, shift Zweihandler's weight to my right
>redhead closes her eyes and arches back her neck, mouth opening
>burn and slice that scrub in half before I hear her utter another vowel
>friend notices
>realizes that I came here to cut bithces and eat Green Blossom
>and I'm all out of Green Blossom
>dat "OSHIT" face
>starts to get up, try and run away
>LOL, NOPE
>2late4u
>fiery blade of steel slices her in two symmetrical halves
>didn't even have time to react
>guess that'll teach you to wear your fukin rings
>body starts disassembling
>returning to your world with 2 newfound humanity
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>mfw I return home with 2 extra humanity
>>606545591
pls tell me you're not serious
>>606547233
>>606547306
>>606545591
if you're going to do a fake at least make it with out the fucking black bars
>>606547592
Serious about what?
>>606547810
>>606547957
>>606548152
Hah. I get it. Somebody hacked her iceCloud.
>>606546610
i topkek so hard
>>606547134
This had so much potential but they had to make funnies out of it...
>>606547233
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
Tangled is superior.
>>606548935
Still fappable to me. That's all I care
>>606549083
I also like where this is going too...
>>606548442
...boo
>>606548152
Snowjob
Moar
come on niggas
I got some dick-girl Elsa from shadman
>>606551705
Omg more like this.
Hnnnnggg
>>606551724
Noice
whoever is doing this, keep going for the love of god
>>606551995
Moar
>>606552802
Here you go
>>606552812
>>606552655
oh lawd moar pls
>>606553084
sorry, that was all I had left
More guys
>>606552994
my god more crossovers
>>606553187
damn, do you know the artist?
Nice nice nice
>>606553311
way to many freckles
>>606553544
>>606553458
slugboxHF
Last one from me, got more but cba
>>606553188
anyone have onis uncensored collection?
>>606554010
cba?
>>606554180
cant be arsed
>>606554180
Can't be arsed,
British slang
>>606554304
>>606554319
oh, okay. thanks for the dump anyway
>>606545591
anyone have the pics of this girl and the other girl in their cosplay frozen outfits?
>>606545727
HAAAA!
>>606552964
Kekd
>>606555558
moar
>>606547233
>>606547306
truly a [spoiler]GIANT[/spoiler] meme
>>606555558
Quints must deliver.
>>606546364
>tfw i have elsa's boobs and a similar body
n-no one will want to ever touch me
>>606551977
moar
please?
>>606556682
Prove it.
>>606556682
you forgot to mention your penis and enormous gut
>>606556792
bmp5?
bsmg?
??????????