>>606484543
run as fast as you can

>>606484543
Take the sheet with you, fuck that bitch.

>>606484626
Roll

open pussy op

legally marry her without a prenup

>>606484543
Don't u own a bed? Spread her ass cheeks and take a pic

Continue being the stereotype of black guy fat white chick, kek

Finger in butt

finger on pussy

Shoe on butt

>>606484851
She used to be in great shape ! School has her gaining weight but we are gonna work on that this spring ! She's a great girl. >>606484626
I'm only half black. not very fast.

Write sup /b/ on her back in permanent marker and timestamp with large font

>>606484543
Black dude, fat chick and sleeps on the floor.. Welcome to the ghetto assholes.
>Fucking niggers.

Sharpie in ass w/ timestamp

>>606484543
put sharpies in both your poppers.

get some olive oil, carrots, potatoes, salt and pepper. start oiling her up, once shes oiled up cut up the carrots and potatoes and start to throw it on her so she would wake up, when she wakes up and say "DAFUQ ANON" tell her you got hungry and there's only ham in the house and look at her while you say ham.

>>606485105
I have slept on the floor for the past 4 years. Started as a weird thing then became a habit. It's super comfortable.

>>606485077
There you go, OP, winrar, get that fat bitch back into shape

>>606485160
reroll for this, i need it.

Make her coffee, place cup on her back with timestamp.

Penis on face

>>606485180
Try a bed, that shit's way more comfortable..

>>606485077
I guess get her in shape winrar?

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the e@rly 1960s.

Open pussy and show tits

>>606485211
op i winrar'ed do mine pls.

shit on her asshole then wake her up and say she disgusts you

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>>606484543
Sharpie in pooper

Put some ketchup on her ass

>>606485077
>>606485188
Double dubs confirms, throw out all your junk food now OP

>>606484543

my current fetish is my sister and i had a dream a few nights ago, one of those ultrarealistic ones you know?

so we're in her bed, and we're making out, and it feels like we're making out, and then all of a sudden my mum is up at my ear, smiling going LALALALALALAL like really loud

so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it

freaky shit man, true too....

>>606485299
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

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>>606485077
Your better deliver OP. post pics every month of progress.

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>>606484543
you look like django

>>606485299
WINRAR

>>606485299
I'd never do that. If someone has something funny and non abusive Im happy to oblige. I'm bored as hell until she wakes up and it's my day off work!

>>606485211
winner rar

what the fuck are you looking at in the picture

>>606484543
You re still a black person OP. You will never be white. Get over it.

>>606485077
Winrar, start running. I want before and after pics, weekly. Hell, ill even start with you.

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>>606485438
I'm a free man.... :)

>sex

>>606485299
Winter

>>606485458
You mean your day off selling crack?

>>606485601
Are you a runaway slave? The fuck is up with your arm?

>>606484543
put her on a diet

>>606485601
What happened to your arm? Some kind of burn?

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>>606485601
>what the fuck is that on ur arm

>>606485687
I took xanax and used my fake ID to drink gin and tonics at the bowling alley by my apartment. I woke up with wounds. not sure what happened but they are finally starting to scar.

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>>606485601

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>>606485601

Hey, what do you think about my eyes?

I also woke up to a broken alienware that day. Fuck that combo guys

>>606485611
another chicken dinner

>>606485803
What an absolutely Niggerish thing to do.

>>606485825
Kek. If DUBS piss on her

>all these replies and nobody has asked OP to do anything sexual and he hasn't posted her tits yet

for fucks sake /b/ is full of faggots

show us her tits for fucks sake OP, or stick something in her pussy

>>606485928
Yeah I learned my lesson. Won't be doing that again !

TITS OR GTFO

SAGED

>>606485803
OP is a chill guy

post pics of her feet and then cum on them or her face

>>606486309
Jesus christ you're dating one of those bitches?
Dump her fat disgusting ass.

>>606486309
Looks like a bloated corpse.

>>606486404
she's the only girl I have ever dated really. Been together since I was 17 (3 Years ago next month) gonna marry her one day!

>>606486309
+tits
+freckles
+nice lips
-fat
-drawn on eyebrows

Harpoon the bitch.

>>606486335
roll

>>606486309
why's she trying so hard to hide that she's ginger?

>>606486518
can have pics of her feet op?

>>606485077
Post progress over the months. God Speed, OP

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>>606486575
They aren't drawn. Her eyebrows are strawberry blonde and practically nonexistent. The hairs there but you can't see it so she does some kind of dye on them. Thanks for helping me pass time /b/ here's her a few years ago

>>606486518
You gonna marry her... That's why you are posting a naked picture of her on /b/ of all places. Fuck off OP

>>606486770
Dude, not everyone thinks nudity and sexuality is a big deal. We're all animals.

>>606484543

wake her up and tell her to get her life in order

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>>606486672

>>606486766

Honestly man she is beautiful. I'm happy for you. And I can't explain how happy I am about any kind of interracial relationship. Genetic diversity is the key to survival in long terms.

>>606486766
Don't worry OP. She is good looking

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>>606486672
Picture from awhile ago when I was massaging /washing her feet cuz she had a rough day

>>606486600
chequed

>>606487054
me like her...

>>606487199
I do too man. I like her a lot and I'd do anything foR her.

>>606487154
whats that oily shit on her feet? Chicken grease?

>>606484543
Why are you black and white? It isn't tour original body, right?

>>606486309

jesus christ I know you're a nigger, but fucking clean up that house.

>>606484543
you dirty fucking nigger

>>606486518

>gonna marry her one day

trust me, if you're 20 now, you are NOT going to marry the girl you're dating when you're that age. I said that when I was 20, and when I was 25, and when I was 30 ...

>>606485601
Nigga stop using krocodile, you retard.

>>606487482
I will. I'm only 20 and work a lot so honestly my apartment gets messy sometimes. Saturday's are when I have off work and we usually clean in the afternoon

>>606487154
poop on the bed. poop is funny

>>606487576
Hmmm. Noted. I dont like to say never but I suppose anything could happen !

>>606487576
Ted, is that you?

>>606487672
>>606487672
reroll

>>606487090
How's the weather in Stockholm today, bro?

>>606487672
Roll

>>606487711
winrar

Only shit dawg 2 pac is alive. Or in this case dubs pac

>>606487711
Nice double dubs fag

>>606485601
nigga youll never make it to page 15

sir are you aware that you are nigger ?

>>606487711
Man you guys are crazy. I guess this makes me a fag but I was hoping someone would give me a funny task to perform. Shit on my own bed ? What happened to things like shaving cream or even dumping water on her or something. I was trying to entertain myself for a bit not fuck up my life. Sorry to disapoimt /b/

Get a shower Niger!
Roll

>>606487966
Op we already knew you were a fag it's fine man

>>606484543
tie a blue ribbon on her and tell her she won prize sow at county fair

>>606487931
Hyper aware actually. I learned my lesson in kindergarten when this group of kids said I couldn't play with them because I was black. I bawled to my mom about it and pretty much broke her heart but the next day I got suspended because I walked up to them and threw a handful of sand at each of their faces

>>606487707

I'm not saying that you should ditch her right now, and give up hope of marrying her. Hell, if you want to try and make that work then more power to you.

Just saying, be realistic. I'm 33, I've been with my currently girl for just under 2 years. She's awesome, we get along super well, and we've had a go at living together for 2 months and it was perfect. But that's exactly what happened with the previous 3 loves of my life haha I know it makes me sound like I can't settle down, and maybe that's part of it. You said it yourself, anything can happen.

Also, your girlfriend is pretty cute. God speed, gentle niganon.

>>606488100

my sides. FUCKING DO THIS OP, DUBS DON'T LIE

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Back in middle school when I first had a crush on her I got her to send me this. Hehe

>>606487708

No, I'm not Ted sorry friend.

nigga i can tell you poor an jobless living off them obama bucks sleeping on the floor an shit, postin pictures on the window sill instead of buying nails an hanging them like afluent white folk. Nigga get a job.

>>606484543
nigger her

>>606485803
Um, cover them up with bandages

>>606488301
Post her pussy, op

>>606488331
Damn...

>>606488331
I am pretty broke but she's in college and I am living on my own for the first time in my life. I'm still figuring out how to manage my finances and be responsible so hopefully one day I'll have all those Things. Except a bed. Probably won't ever buy one

>Ask her to marry her
>Marry her
>Have kids with her
>Don't leave after kids are born
>Love her forever until you both die of old age

>>606484543
OP, she's a whore, she fuck with niggers, test yourself on aids now
and stop being such a nigger

>>606488496
I'll reroll for that good man.

>>606488106

Good job op , now fuck their wifes also

im sand-nigger btw

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>>606487966
hahahah
skeet on da grillpiece nigga

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>Ask her to marry you
>Marry her
>Have kids with her
>Don't leave after kids are born
>Love her forever until you both die of old age

>>606484842
no just a mattress on floor

>>606488638
Rolllll

>>606486309
OP is so black he even stole her nipples.

are you going to do anything or keep telling us about how you have a gf

>>606486309
where are her eyelashes though
they're like hardly there

put your dick in her mouth

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ejaculate on her facial epidermis

>>606488793
They are inverted. She wanted a surgery to correct them one day but I think I showed her that something like that doesn't matter. They're nipples. I love her so much hahaha they are perfect

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i didnt see a timestamp on this whole thread. time stamp or bait

>>606488888

>>606488821
is there something innocent and non abusive that got dubs? I'll timestamp her leg for you guys let me find a sharpie.

>>606488638
reroll

>>606488638
rolling

>>606489066
GLHF

sutff a piece of bread in her pussy

>>606489209
she'll get a yeast infection

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Niggers

>>606485077
well your white half came up with grammar and spelling! Congrats OP!

Buy her some fucking furniture. Or let your black half take her to Rent-a-Center

Damn I'm so stupid. Wrote wrong date... Time flies when ur on Crystal meth

Tickle her.

>>606489479
Check your calendar OP

>>606488461
Once you darkies leave the plantation old habits die hard, like sleeping on the floor. Nigga at least you got your new white massa to let you lay with her on her white sheets. Unlce ruckas would approve of you laying with the white woman. As far as finances go itd be easier on you if you made the small investment and bought condoms, dat childsupport is prolly killing you between then 6 other baby mommas

>>606489254

>she's probably already got one

>>606487054
I've seen that picture before, in a cuck thread.

>>606489479
shove a cheese stick covered in kool aid mix in the vaginer

>>606489479
I didnt know hippos had stripes..

whatever. I reverse searched it and nothing

dubs for cock on lips
and draw a small dick on her back

>>606489769
or 69 for 69?

>>606489688
Yeah someone on here has pictures from an old email address. Actually my cousin let me know he saw her being posted here, and so I came to check it out. This was several months ago. I been around here since.

>>606489707
lol, roll

>>606484543
Eat her

>>606489625
Nigga can't even read a calendar.

Put stuff in her butt

>>606489966
out, or?

>>606489739
underrated post

Some of these comments are coming across as subtly racist. Thats not OK. OP, I think you should make her some breakfast then wake her up by going down on her.

>>606489739
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>606489739
>>606490057
samefag

Nice girl!
Paint the wu tang mark on her left but cheek.

>>606484543

do her family tree a solid and break up with her right now before you do anymore damage too it...

>>606490146
subtly? only because you're dense.

>>606490256
nah let him stay.... hanging there

I'll tell you what I was the only black boy in my class for as long as I can remember. If I got upset every time I heard something racist my life would have been so damn hard. In a way, I feel at home here.

>>606490255
he's half white... he only can make half a wu tang mark...

>>606490057
fag

my current fetish is jar jar binks and i had a dream a few nights ago, one of those ultrarealistic ones you know?

so we're in his bed, and we're making out, and it feels like we're making out, and then all of a sudden Yoda is up at my ear, smiling going HMMMMMTHEREISNOTRY like really loud

so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it

freaky shit man, true too...

>>606485803
OP confirmed for based. 10/10 would chill with.

>>606484543
make her breakfast
btw why do you look like a nigger

>>606490515
ma nigga , dont get offended. Roll with it and bask in your 3/5ths of white privilege

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>>606490225
Sorry try again...

>>606487090
>>606487723

Why the fuck did you two scrubs with your shitposts give me a deja vu?

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>>606490759

>>606490700
Now this I can rock with. I have grits on the stove and I'm gearing up to throw some bacon on as well. She'll probably wake up any minute

>>606490580
fuck, try not to share.

You can never be too white for the clan.

>>606490146
check em

>>606490906
southern? I love me some grits

>>606490700
My dad's about twice as black as me! I still ended up pretty dark tho

>>606490906
like wake up for breakfast? or wake up that she's stuck in a relationship with a fucking idiot and thrown three years of her life away?

>>606484543
Your bitch is disgustingly fat.

>>606484543
do you get to anal that milky white goodness?

>>606484543
Stick a flashlight in her pussy and see if her belly glows.

>>606491031
Yes sir. It's hard to balance between eating out and eating at home. especially since we have such different schedules but I try to cook here when I can.

wake her up by trying to put your dick in her ass

>>606491437
Nope. I have a fairly thick penis and we haven't had any luck fitting it in. She can take a vibrator though. We'll work our way up someday.

>>606491484
looks like you failed newfriend

If anyone is interested in nudes she said I could post some. I'm not gonna force them upon anyone more than I have, but feel free to make reasonable requests

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livin' the dream in a merica

>>606491774
wet pussy or a spread would be nice :)

>>606489066
>>606489144
dubs confirm
do it OP

How did you meet you girlfriend? She seems like a wonderful girl OP

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>pic related
>OP and his fatty

>>606491774
spread ass pic?

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>>606491803
Naaaa m8 my childhood was more like this.

>>606491572
Take it slower next time, keep her relaxed and lots of lube. Make her want it without being pushy about it. Your Dick will fit if you are patient. This worked great for me and the wife when she first wanted to try anal to add another activity for us during sex. I'm fairly large as well, about 5-6" around 8"+ long and she says she loves her ass feeling so filled. Don't give up, soon she will be begging for your cock in her ass daily.

Rolling
Wake her ass up and propose marriage dead serious

>>606492297
Reroll

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>>606492059

>>606492297
Roll for this shit

>>606492297
I want to marry her only when I can afford to buy her a new home. If we get married and just go back to the same routine under the same roof then it's like nothing changed. I want it to be different

>>606492373
Nice

Stick your dick in her mouth as far as it'll go without waking her.

>>606492373
Moar ! Pussy !

>>606492101
Your gf kinda looks like your mom.

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>>606492205
Right back at you !!!

so your gf is a heroin whore

>>606492484
It doesn't matter what roof you are under after you are married, what matters is you make sure she doesn't put up the out of order sign and that you keep getting your dick wet every day. Lotta bitches like to shut it down once she's got you locked down.

sage goes in all field
ITT: nigger loving faggots
hang the coal burning cunt

>>606492373
Go for pussy op

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Call her a niggerlover when she wakes up.

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>>606492484
OP confirmed for suspiciously sincere nice guy. GG being a good person. Hope everything works out for you 2. I know im a piece of shit, makes me feel good to know that there's people like you around OP.

>>606492646
Traditionally most men end up with women that resemble their mothers.

>>606492777
Wow trip 7s are hard to argue

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>>606492751

more of your dick OP :P

>>606492659
you're alright OP.

>>606492777
Trips checked. Do eet Op!

>>606492101
oh god, your mother is a mud shark
this thread is full of disgust

Rolling. oP wake her up by eating her pussy out. Girls love that shit

>>606492928
Only disgust here is you. Go back to tumblr u racist shit.

>>606493008
Reroll

>>606489000
nice trips

>>606492854
this thread's getting serious here

>>606492854
Nice, looks tasty.
Gently spread it and put a finger inside.

>>606493040
god damn this thread is abnormally shitty

>/b/ on the weekend

Eat puss now

She's a heavy sleeper but she woke up when I started drawing Wu tang on her ass... I've failed but at least we have breakfast for lunch! :)

>>606493160
Kek, what did she say OP? Did you call her a niggerlover?

>>606493160
Did you call hef a nigger lover? Would she be offended?

>>606490146
uno mas?

>>606492661

> heroin
> fatty

pick one

>>606493217
Told her what I was drawing and that I was gonna take a picture of it. She was confused because she doesn't know about the wu

>>606493257
Hilarious. I'm saving that. Thank you anon. Best picture of myself.

OP is not a fag

>>606484543
put her feet together and post the pic

Oh shit saw the Mac. Explains why your broke ass don't have any furniture. Last I checked, your skin color entitles you to a five finger discount, go use it.

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>>606493257

Alright /b/ I'm headed off to the dry cleaners and then to a local spa to get a pedicure with the lady. (I'll prolly just keep her company) you guys have a good day and thank you for helping me kill time. I'll be back some day soon ! God bless

rolling for 2 fingers in pussy

Ok, well thanks for trying anyways

wu than forever!

>>606489571
>>606484543
>>606489479
>>606489829

You faggots are retarded cancerous summerbitches for actually typing to OP. I'll de-bunk this shit right now.
1. Nigger on crystal meth. LOL.
2. Nigger on 4chan
3. Nigger able to type, upload images
And don't respond with
>but fgt pls, he's half white and i want to suck his cock
BECAUSE
4. If said half-nig in pic were actually OP, he wouldnt be asking 4chan for shit to do to her for kicks, or even post her pics on 4chan, especially face.
cont.
5. wrong timestamp date
6. shitty explanation for why another anon says he has seen her pics before
and finally 7. SUMMER IS HERE QUEERS

>>606493257
Haha! XD Its like im really on Facebook! I enjoyed that meme!!

What a strange thread.

>>606484543
Shit on her

>>606493615
Gonna need pics of pink painted toenails on both pairs of feet when you get back.

OP was a cool guy today, unlike most of the trash on /b/. Good luck with the girlfriend OP, she's cute.

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>>606493502
Ps I dint have a bed by choice. I am fairly broke though. That laptop she's had for years. This one's mine. it's a paperweight now... Oh well. It was cool in high school but the alien logo got embarrassing as shit the older I got. Never buy alienware guys

>>606492659
I love you, OP! (n-no homo)

>>606485601
Kek