>>606392288
WAT

sorry thats just what i say every time i see her

>>606392288
I have the power to turn into a 10/10 female

>>606392685
When you do so your self esteem will plummet and you will think that everyone thinks you're ugly.

I want to be invisible

Generic I know.

>>606392685
then you get stuck that way

>>606392685
But you have no sex drive.

I want the ability to shoot a match sized amount of fire from my fingertips, or a palm sized fireball from my hand

>>606392950
>When you do so your self esteem will plummet and you will think that everyone thinks you're ugly.
lol already how I feel, 2 months on female hormones

The power to stretch my asshole across time and space.

>>606392950
But anything in your disgestive tract isn't

>>606393029
You can only use this power when underwater

>>606393115
4chan begins to colonize it

>>606393029
but every time you do it gets put out by a gust even indoors

>>606392950
Your rods and cones are invisible too, and you are permanently blind.

You must make your other senses superior.

>>606393115
Every time you stretch it, it stays that way indefinitely and can never shrink back

I want the power to charm anyone that I meet into doing what I want

>>606393260
Holy shit that's even cooler, I can summon fire and wind? I can destory public toilets and then just light a match and then air it out, thanks.

>>606393471
But it works both ways

The ability to hide anything in my anus and remain undetected

I wish I had the ability to grant wishes

>>606393641
But you have to get it back by vomiting

I want the power to take away every anons power

The power to rape trough internet

>>606393601
Oh you cheeky cunt

>>606393641
You can never retrieve anything that you hide in your anus and it gets stuck there forever

Perceive time as though I was standing in the Event Horizon when I wanted.

>>606393681
Every wish that you grant will sour in some way and the person you granted the wish to will hate you forever

I want to be able to conjure any weapon with my mind

>>606393758
But only if you write it inside your anal cavity

>>606393992

Weapon is made in cheapest Taiwan factory.

>>606393992
All weapons will be out of ammo

>>606393681
every wish will chip away at your happiness. Making you sacrafice your own happiness for others to have what they want.

>>606393758
Including your power, wich results in a galaxy-destroyer paradox originating from your rectum

>>606393758
But you have to suck their dicks to get it

>>606393992
Holy shit, that's perfect I'm like a regular genie, jesus I'd be the perfect counter-insurgent

But the weapon juts from your pineal gland outward

>>606393758
but only if they are straight
>you have no power here

>>606393774
You can only rape the willing

I want to be able to throw CDs at the speed of sound

>>606393774
But you instantly regret your decision and never go through with it.

I wish I had the power to have a 5 mile long penis.

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>>606394277
The CD cracks due to the cheap plastic.

I want to be able to teleport instantaneously wherever I want to go. Also I can survive in space.

>>606394277
But only "Free Internet" AOL disks, from that era.

I want to be able to punch people through the internet

>>606394277
You can throw crossdressers at the speed of sound

The power to live a normal and semi-successful life like modern media says i should.

>>606394437
>you can never get a boner

>>606394437
But your balls are oblong and 6 miles long

>>606394566
You suffer crippling depression

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>>606393092
fucking gross

>>606394566
>but you have to marry a bossy female

>>606394566
>>606394669
Oh...

>>606394444
You got quads and you have no life

>>606394756
Yup that's how It works

I wish for a 12 inch piantist

>>606394804
But he can only play the can can

>>606394541
Except that your teleportation only works with line of site.

>>606394541
You can only teleport to scenes of brutal crimes that are currently being committed and there is always a mother fucker that won't want witnesses. Also, you can survive in space but you must constantly endure the agony of all your liquids boiling due to the vacuum.

I want to be able to hit any target from any distance with complete accuracy

>>606394875
It said downside

>>606394541
You can't teleport your genitals

>>606395025
But only in your mind.

>>606394541
Your clothes don't teleport with you

>>606394167
Deep stuff anon

>>606393224
sometimes i get sad at how many under rated posts there are on the interwebs

>>606394437
But every time you get erect you asphyxiate due to all your blood being in your penis

>>606394437
All 5 miles of it are inserted into your ear daily

I want to have super powerful vagina flaps that can crush people's heads

>>606395214
Don't worry, they're seen and they subtly counteract shitposters.

>>606394547
Your target will always duck away just before you connect and laugh at you even more

I want to be able to run like the Flash

>>606394472
Except dubs or higher

the power to become the hulk

>>606395323
You inherit the power from your mom.

>>606393938
but you have the comprehension of a downy

>>606394804
He has no fingers

>>606395398
But you need to update like flash too

>>606393476
Look at you, Mr. Positive.

>>606395323
But they are tighter than a new borns vagina, so you have to deal with painful stretching each time.

the power of rapevision
rapes over distance

>>606395323
but your pussy devours their head and it rots inside you

I want to never have a hangover/low from drugs.

>>606392288
The mental ability to decide what kind of booger I'm going to pick (crusty, whip tail, wet)

crusty masterrace

>>606395673
you rape everyone you see with no control.

>>606395540
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I want the power to stretch any part of my body like rubber

>>606395673
You can't stop looking at mirrors

I want the power of super strength and to see 2 minutes into the future. The future sight sees only up to two minutes and up to two minutes ahead. And noone can tell if i use it.

>>606395673
But it's inverted, so you're the one who gets raped by who you're targeting

>>606394547
your punch download speed is infinite, but when trying to retract your fist from the other side, you are limited by the punchee's upload speed, and they all have dial up.

I want to have the power to convince people of new names for everyday items and forget the old names they used to use for them. "Whats a pair of scissors? Oh you mean pinching knives"

>>606395749
it only works on other people

>>606395803
You have no urethra, and have to piss out your eye sockets

the power to create dank weed out of thin air

I want to be psychic

>>606395861
Your super strength only applies to really mundane things like ripping up cardboard boxes and opening those damn pickle jars. Your clairvoyance also only applies to people you don't and never will know.

>>606394437
only activated when you sit in lava. Good luck buddy.

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I want the ability to become anyone I want to.

>>606396138
But it's always physically out of reach.

>>606393992
the weapons cannot harm only heal

I want to have ghost powers

>>606396233
but you have to have swallowed a cum-load from them beforehand

>>606396233
you can only become a shitposting neckbeard who dwells in their parents basement

I want wolverine claws

I have the power to reverse 2 time by a maximum of two minutes.

>>606396233
that were on the cast of full house

>>606396138
You grow can no longer get high from drugs, they don't affect you.

>>606396151
But you can only read minds of ants

>>606396447
But they only go the otherway, into your body

>>606396233
But you will lose all your memories of who you were before the transformation only to be repaced by a new one of the person you are.

>>606396459
it takes two minutes to complete the process

>>606396459
you have no memory of the 2 minutes from the future and all positions will be reverted along with time.

>>606396667
top fucking kek

>>606396447
The claws come trough your testicles

>>606395803
Your body has to compensate the amount of blood these limbs require, if you stretch even a meter out of normal proportions you are liable to die from blood loss

>>606396182
>I become the psychic pickle man in a circus and rake in millions by opening anything pickle jar or cardboard related.
> I become the hero of the cardboard kingdom and strike fear into any ups man.

Fuck yea

>>606396667
good one.

I can communicate with plants

>>606393469
>they would still function if he was invisible
>he didn't ask to be a phantom
>explaining this shit on /b/
>killmewithfire

>>606396447
The claws are made of cartilage and nerve endings but can only be formed during times of great embarrassment.

>>606397088
all they ever tell you is "Jet fuel can't melt steal beams." and you cannot make them stop talking.

>>606397088
They only have really negative, suicide provoking things to say about you

I want to be able to make any area I want pitch black dark

>>606397088
You communicate by placing your penis in a venus flytrap. When it closes, that creates a link between you and all plant life.

Ability to switch genders at will

>>606394541
You must have a good mental image of were to teleport or you you will merge with anything that you teleport on causing you great pain and limb loss. Survival in space only works when you are in a space suit.

>>606397445
It only works at night

>>606397445
you can't see black people

>>606397445
>I want to be able to make any area I want pitch black dark
Can only do it on areas of your own body, nigger.

>>606397619
But not sex

>>606397619
Every time you swap there's a chance you freeze halfway through and become a man with a vagina or a really convincing trap.

>>606397619
only works on tumblr

>>606397088
They speak a language you can't understand and you can never tell them to stop.

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>>606397694
Clever girl

Cryokenesis

>>606394472
But no one checks em.

I want the ability to make a single invincible level 1 barbarians and attack with no time limit on clash of clans

>>606397619
Does not change appearance

I have the ability to cum up to a gallon.

>>606398190
You have to beat the game in order for this to become active.

>>606397800
Kek