so, the co-pilot did an hero
thoughts /b/ ?
sure, btw, has anybody found his FB profile?
>>606101805
dickmove, he shouldve just sperged out at home
I wouldn't be surprised if Jews are involved in some way.
>>606101805
>crashing plane into mountain
>not into some bulding or small village
>not full hero
>>606101868
FB profile got deleted. Here's the cache:
http://gyazo.com/a2d90715cfdf732d62c22b0d67a1822f
90% sure its gonna end up being a kike
´´>>606102059
i aint clickin that shit nigga
a devout muslim, no doubt. will be interesting to see what the ministry of propaganda has to say.
Golden Gate Bridge. Favorite spot for an hero
>>606102189
they just confirmed his hometown was montabaur, not koblenz.
kinda unlikely
>>606102314
Killing himself on the GG bridge was too mainstream. He decided to take 149 people with him, definately the right decision.
Typical /b/ reviews (see bottom of page)
http://pilots-airmen.findthedata.com/l/986395/Andreas-Guenter-Lubitz
>>606102436
>having an awesome job
>great salary
>pension earlier than other fucktards
>getting fine young pussy all over the world
>muh depressions
>how to an hero that fits my lifestyle?
>>606102110
>>606102059
google cache
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
his real name was Bane
>>606102436
true story.
He was truly an hero.
>>606102661
Such a brave man!
>>606102710
>>606102710
topkek
>>606102710
>https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
topkek
>>606102688
why didnt he crash it into the sagrada familia in barcelona? FUCK
>>606102710
>client=safari
>>606102710
don't click that shit
>>606102897
>>606102897
hahahahaha
>still in construction for the next 100 years
>mira mira, una aeroplano
>hay caramba
>>606102869
>https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
Good shit that I'm living in Europe, no president needed
Muslim drugged with scopolamine by a jew. Ties to ISIS come out in the media later. Support increases for invasion.
>>606102710
Thats really fucked up... this is why I rarely visit links on here lol
>>606102330
my granma lives in montabaur :)
>>606101805
>2015
>not having your mental health sorted
>>606103186
i know
i still owe her 10€ for fisting her asshole
>>606102334
"burger king".
I knew the merkins were behind it.
I guess Zayn Malik's departure really hit him hard
>be me
>be 28 co-pilote for german flights
>flying around the world
>one day land in spain
>mfw paul kalbrenner is doing a show
>mffw pilote says we have to go back to fucking germany because "muh responsabilities"
i'll an hero and take all the fuckers with me, will try to tinychat this but not sure i can have internetz in cockpit.
pic kinda related
>>606103186
I actually live few kilometers from there. No one is shocked here lol
>>606102330
>>606102330
ich wohne in montabaur
kenne ihn vom sehen
ist er, die stadt ist voll mit presse, polizei durchsucht sein haus
>2015
>dying in a plane crash
tfw
This is what happens when you live in a country that ban guns. People find other ways to go on their mass killings.
Since the plane plane was full of school students, I guess this was the closest he could get to a 'school massacre'
>>606102189
>Wenn Männer alleine sind
>>606103442
you don't live in caves down there?
>>606102710
good thing my ISP doesn't give a shit about anything I download or look at
>>606103051
To late :/
>>606103475
>>606103442
Lebe nur ein paar Kilometer entfernt. Alles ruhig hier
>>606102661
> Allahu snackbar
>snackbar
Amerifat auto correct detected
>>606103475
haha, sehr gut
Flight MH370 was deliberate. Calling it.
99% converted muslim
>>606103548
but google does
>>606103638
Air France 447 was deliberate as fuck.
>>606103542
so was he a snackbar or just another depressed doochlander?
>>606103470
i can"t believe people this stupid still exists.go back to mcdonalds american fucktard
>>606102051
he had to find a time when he was alone in the cockpit and then he had to crash it before something could go wrong
>>606103596
Still a funny review
>>606102710
>kek
>>606103808
Pilots should have a key or some shit on them at all times. But i guess this has never been thought of
>>606103808
> crash it before something could go wrong
TOPKEK
>>606103896
would be no point locking the door then. just take key from dead pilot
well, the last time a white man deliberately crashed a plane was just last year when Vladimir Putin downed MH17
>>606103896
Can't because terrorists...
If pilot goes for a piss and is captured everyone is kill
>>606103548
>2015
>still thinks ISP is sniffing packets.
Are you by any chance 12?
Breaking news he was a muslim! This picture is evidence
>>606103896
They said there is some automatic system that unlocks the door after 30 seconds in case the pilot or co-pilot doesn't react to warnings but apparently the co-pilot turned it off, so there was nothing the pilot could do. He was basically trying to kick in the door and screaming at him to open the door and all the passengers had to witness it until they died, horrible way to go.
>>606102710
good thing im not an Amerifat and our president is a chancellor
>>606102710
Haha, fuck. Got rekt
>>606102710
what does it say? I'm not clicking it...
>>606104155
Just a fucked situation. You put all your faith in someone to get you to a destination and out of ALL the people it was 1 mentally unstable cockpit. Its a really fucked situation. With the amount of aviation crashes recently i am definitely paranoid about flying now.
>>606103134
What was it?
>>606102661
These comments must be saved for future generations.
>>606104266
i mean pilot not cockpit lel
>>606104238
nah it's cool just cp and presidental murder
>>606104294
my theory:
>co pilot fell in love with some stewardess
>pilot is all like "i'm gonna take a shit"
>co pilots can hear him bang her in the captains toilette
>jimmeys were rustled
>>606103596
newfag detected
>not knowing where aloha snackbar comes from
your autism is showing Europe
>>606104266
Cockpit was depressed and killed itself
Dubs confirm
>>606104320
Don't believe this skellington
>>606104266
Yeah, they should implement psychological tests at pilot training or something. I mean there must have been something wrong with him, manic depressions, maybe he was bipolar or schizophrenic, who knows.
>>606103896
there is a code panel on aibuses like this, but they can be overridden from within the cockpit.
I.e they should have been able to open the door with the code but the snackbar manually locked it from within.
>>606104013
how about a pin code?
>>606102897
The fuck is that abomination?
>>606103369
underrated post
fuck
he was a paul kalkbrenner fan
>>606103744
Apparently there are no terrorist links, but straight depressed people don't usually want to take people out with them.
TL:DR Neither/nor
Isis say join them, they will give him whatever he wants if he an heros a plane.
Pretty much the isis theory right der.
>>606104523
>but straight depressed people don't usually want to take people out with them.
so he was a gay depressed, problem solved
>>606104378
Screencap, curious but scared. Why would you be able to find that shit on google?
>>606102897
Indeed. That shit is fucking ugly.
>>606101805
is he kill?
>>606104103
You gotta send this to Glenn Beck and Hannity. It'll be on the news before you know it.
Europeans are innovating in mass killings :D
>>606102688
Kekd
>>606103750
you're the idiot, Hans, get a sense of humor
>>606104520
the mark of evil
>>606102710
Can someone screenshot this this? I am not clicking it.
>Für die Helfer ist die Absturzstelle nur schwer zu erreichen. "Es ist steil und rutschig", sagt der Chef der Bergrettungskräfte, Olivier Cousin. "Es ist gefährlich, man kann abstürzen."
>man kann abstürzen
>>606101805
I'm completely disgusted that the media (at least here in US) did absolutely everything that it could to pretend that it wasn't what it was. It was so bad, that even when they found out what happened, they didn't say "crashed into the mountain"; the put it as "deliberately descended the plane towards the mountain" and instead of terrorism, theyh are calling it "Murder, suicide". It makes me sick how obvious they are spinning this shit.
>Triggered
>>606104424
I've been a 'channer' since 1975 newfriend.
>>606103896
Thanks to america, thanks to 9/11. Now 70 germans are dead. I would take another 300 american lifes just to save one of the germans.
>>606102059
nigger
>>606104813
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Ne ehrlich, der war gut.
>>606103055
Top, fucking, kek.
>>606104520
Paul Kalkbrenner inspired him with his legendary song "Sky and Sand"... But he closely missed the beach
>>606102897
Would've been great, jesus.
>2015
there should be a system to send distress signal to the ground who can over ride the whole fucking plane / level it out / point it at an auto landing airport.
why are humans even allowed in the loop mid flight?
>>606104818
its not terrorism if a sandnigger is not involved, anon
Still safer then playing on an escalator
>>606104485
Dude there's like a ton of tests before you are allowed to become a pilot. And I don't just mean physical tests. The problem with all these mass shootings in the past years is that no matter how much precautions you take, there's always a chance some loner is going to fuck shit up without a proper warning or clue.
when do we get the recorded voice file ?
These goddamn asshole pilots that keep an heroing with their aircraft can burn in hell.
>>606101805
Killing yourself, fine
But killing 149 people to kill yourself that's completely fucked up
I hope he'll rot in hell, if hell exists
>>606105150
I mentioned shootings but the problem can arise with every (mass)murder/suicide.
>>606103542
Did he also sing lead for the Scissor Sisters?
>>606103369
>be me
>be pilot
>never into customs
>supposed to take 40 pound finest cocaine from spain to dusseldorfen
>me all like "imma flyin' n shit"
>captain leaves cockpit
>attendant comes in, sucking my cock a bit
>getting call from barca
>yo lubitz, ya forgot ya suitcase
>>606105060
>what is isis?
those fuckers couldn't hump their sheep if it were not for fucking german assholes.
>>606103542
Holy fuck joe satriani did it?
>>606101805
fucked up to kill all those kids with him
>>606105427
>so mad at vai
>>606104715
:DDDD 9/11 breddy funny :DD
gahd bless 'merica right??? :D:D:D:D
Normal suicides don't go for glory which this deffinately looks like. There is more to be revealed, mark my word's.
>>606101805
ENJOY to the end!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3Pf_enJPs&list=LLw8vojRGoYN8Op5rwNG3rLQ&index=20
Fuck the pilot, I hope his name is ruined for eternity and remembered as the most beta faggot to have ever lived
If you're gonna kill yourself just kill yourself like the pathetic shit you are, don't take others with you, especially not school children
Hopefully the universe punishes him somehow
>>606105265
Hell is spending the last few minuits of your life watching a pilot trying to kick the cockpits door down while your child cries.
There is no need for a supernatural one.
>>606105696
>>606105265
typically murricans
>not getting that death is the end
>there is death, that's it
>ask me i've been there
>>606103470
You can still own guns but you have to be in a Schützenverein
>>606102710
>https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>606104238
>>606104767
>>606105755
awesome way to go, not that boring falling asleep and never wake up shit.
good moment to finger your daughter
>>606105696
Kek butthurt faggot
>>606104767
this
>>606101805
> went out in style
>>606103430
A plane crashed near my hometown when I was ~15. We talked for a couple of days about it. Soon forgotten.
>>606105892
Over 6 million results...
>>606101805
High Score is high.
>>606102710
Cunt.
>>606104813
That's fucking fantastic.
My life fucking sucks, i hate myself, i want to an hero but i want others to feel my pain - This asshole
>>606103470
Guy's got a point
>>606103940
I... Err.. You got a sauce on that gif friend?
>>606101805
Crash footage just released....
>>606105892
Thank you, kind anon.
>>606106032
just noticed that. tetehehehehe
>>606105951
Wonder if you would be butthurt if you child or wife was in that plane, but you will never have to worry about that because you are mentally ill and physically relulsive
>>606106083
>>606104898
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/germanwings-news-ticker-co-pilot-war-seit-2013-im-dienst-a-1025658.html
check deez trips
>>606106330
stop posting this jessica slut, i cant stand her
>heavy breathing heared until crash
he was mastrubating on the way down, then the ultimative come
>>606101805
i dont get why they just heard knocking sounds and no talking from the guy trying to get into the Cockpit like why the cock in the pit does not open
i mean wouldnt you shout like "open the fukken door faggot i got Dubs" or smth alont those lines?
>>606103470
>implying that a school shooting every week is totally fine
>implying the US never had massacres involving suicide by flying planes into buildings/the ground
>>606106377
Nice dubs
>>606106137
No he doesn't. The only thing he's got is an extra chromosome. Maybe you guys can share!
>>606104715
Go back to 9fag, piece of shete.
>>606106444
THOSE TRIPS
>>606106250
Yeah I fucking would.
Also you are right with your second point iam kinda mentally ill probably. That's why iam already 30 working sometimes 50 hours a week for pwc. Still a Virgin, but iam ok with it though
>>606106512
But these quads...
>>606106629
your quads are laughable fag
>>606105696
>the most beta faggot to have ever lived
He is the king of /b/tards
>>606103442
> German in an international conversation
> just trying to be more believable
> fucktard
>>606106751
Oh yeah??
>>606105696
> Hopefully the universe punishes somehow
Dude, he's dead...
>>606104504
it is in fact pin code protected, but the co-pilot hindered the pilot to open the door that way, dunno how
jet fuel can't melt mountains.
>>606103470
good god, i hope you have enough bait bits to feed all those retards gathering around you now.
I liked that, anyway. good one.
>>606105944
Comments like these, unlike the newfaggy moralcunts, is what this place used to be full of back in the days when you could come here after a "disaster" and laugh your ass off.
>>606101805
>It's a religion of peace they said.
>>606107000
HOLLY TRIPS ARE U GUYZ WITNESSING THIS??
bush did it
>>606107104
i know bro!!!
thanks though
>>606106250
this is why /b/ sucks. GTFO newfag. you might like reddit. they censor speech over there
>>606103055
You spelled it like a mexican, you ignorant fuck.
>>606106411
> "open the fukken door faggot i got Dubs"
>i got Dubs
i get Dubs but no Responses
are you mad?
>>606102897
Shutup facha.
Vuelve a forocoches con los gitanos.
>>606107296
Maybe he needed trips. I mean, dubs sometimes are not enough.
>>606107104
I like you
can I suck you're dick ?
>>606107059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEHV7c3VXs
>>606107441
nope
Had to do it like a complete piece of shit for attention, not just like a normal loser alone at home
So what a guy an hero with 150 people in a plane? How is that worse than thousands of murders everyday all around the world? It's just dead people now. I think if you're not related to any of them it shouldn't bother you that one, ten, a thousand people died because of a single person.
>>606107441
Yup.
News just in: german authorities are refusing to answer the 'what religion Lubitz practiced' question...the plot thickens.
>>606101805
Fun Fact: Montabaur is the smallest town with an ICE station.
>>606104843
kek
>>606104813
>Für die Helfer ist die Absturzstelle nur schwer zu erreichen. "Es ist steil und rutschig", sagt der Chef der Bergrettungskräfte, Olivier Cousin. "Es ist gefährlich, man kann abstürzen."
loving it.
>>606102314
>>606102334
There is no way that's >>606103542 that's same guy.
>>606107669
Walter white here am the one that knocks
Those ppl died because of hysteric anti-terror actions. Thank you USA.
>>606107644
b-but many white people died here
>>606105385
get to the point, It's boring already!
>>606107669
fun fact: it's one of the citys with the highest millionare per square mile shit
Where are the 4chan pundits claiming he was a mudslime?
>>606106155
>Crash footage just released....
plane crashed on a moutain
Was just watching this episode of "why planes crash" where the pilot was taking a piss and shit started going wrong, due to the co pilot and whatever they call the other dude in the plane not being trained enough, they couldnt figure out what was going wrong and by the time the pilot got back in, it was too late.
Still doesnt explain why the pilot couldnt get back in, but sounds like thats what happened here too
>>606107910
hey, we're not racists here
we only care about facts
and if it was a muslim, it was definatly done by jews
>>606106250
what's wrong with you? I think you mistyped the link...
>>606107964
if you earn more than a 100k a month you should be expected to wear diapers
>>606107964
Have you been paying any attention to the world?
>>606103688
Would be funnier if scarf didnt change colour miraculously
This guy obviously had alot of pain in him and he just didnt want to take his own life without retribution so he made up for his pain by taking 170 people with him. If you were filled with hatred and you wanted to die and pass on that hatred i guess you do a massacre like this asshole. Thehardshittytruthreally
>>606107964
That's AF477 - it was flying through a tropical storm and stalled.
No such storm here, and it looks like the cockpit door was locked deliberately.
>>606104843
Thats funny because Christopher Moot wasn't evene born back then.
>>606107954
damn you, summer fag.
> I've never had a musical pilot before,
> I was surprised to hear him singing over the intercom.
> My favourites were his rendition of "She'll be Coming Round the Mountain"(great for the children!)
> and Dave Matthews Band's "Crash Into Me."
topkek
Pls dont meme it
>>606104266
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
>an hero
>>606108487
but the spirit of /b/ was. Moot said several times he just founded a place for those / us people to spend time at.
>>606107668
>Könne man mehr über die Ethnie sagen, fragt ein Journalist. Nein, sagt der Staatsanwalt, er ist ein Deutscher und habe auf keinen Terrorwarnlisten gestanden.
>Could you say more about the ethnics of the pilot, asks a reporter. No says the Spokesman, but he was german and wasn't listed on any Terror Thread List
>mfw /b/ works better than journalists
I guess you could say that he became an hero.
The same thing happened on MH370. Pilot or co pilot would have done the same thing.Only problem is that the 777 will not let you crash the plane manually, unlike the A320, so that pilot did the next best thing... Fly it on a path to nowhere, run it out of fuel and let it crash its self.
>>606108536
>Ain't no mountain high enough
>Ain't no valley low enough
>To keep me from crashing into you
>>606106155
murrica
>>606106413
just this.
>>606104818
Its not terrorism if there is not an ideological motive. There have been Muslim suicide pilots, the Egyptian one comes to mind, who was also deemed a murder/suicide.
Its not automatically terrorism just because a plane is involved.
People are fucking retarded "If he was Muslim itd be called terrorismmmm".
No. Evidential not since there have been Muslim suicide pilots not accused of terrorism.
bbbbbut how can i blame the joos when they guy that did it is from churmany?
>>606108715
how's your tinfoil head fitting to your american fag-gun?
>>606108676
you people don't half talk some shit
>>606107066
this
>>606109005
bbbut muslims are responsible for 99 percent of all airplane related terrorism. therefore your argument is mewt.
>>606109037
>2012-2+5
>still using tin foil not fukushima metal helmets
>>606109222
yeah I've hijacked a plane and dead. this is 99% fact
>>606109136
this too
>>606109409
an everyone know who 1% is!!!!!!!
>>606107323
This.
>>606109534
jews?
Jet fuel can't melt cockpit doors
Bugger! I know the cockpit door PIN code for a Boeing 717! Although the code is probably different for every single aircraft...
Jet fuel can't melt ..... it's simply cannot
Where can I listen to the fucking audio? It has to be somewhere, right?
>>606109715
the most valuable post in this thread!
congratulations sire
>>606109628
i really hope you are baitting
>>606109881
it is in france
>>606109951
MastURRRRRR Baiting
>>606109760
this. jet fuel hasn´t melt anything in melting history
why are churmans so violent broz?
>>606102004
the jews are always involved in some way
>>606109468
this is better
>>606110229
of course, the plain landed in tel a viv three days prior to the crash
i makes me so sad, i could't get any mo'ssad
Loser. He could have scored more points by crashing it into a mall. He chose a mountain.
>tfw i flew germanwings last friday and monday
>>606110229
well considering that no one but the NYT has heard the audio...
>>606110589
from where to where and from where to where?
guys...if the co pilot really wanted to commit suicide...why not simply crashing it right into the ground?
>secret military base in the mountains
>>606110775
>crashing it into the ground
>over the alps
>>606110773
Germany to Belgium back to Germany.
>blind booking ftw
>>606110775
he did that
>>606101805
Thank you dumb fuck yanks for making the doors so impossible to open after 9/11
>>606110839
>child molester confirmed
>>606106444
thats the first time 4chan made me really laugh out loud. seriously
shit, now my office recognized that i'm not working at all
>>606111032
How does that male me child molester?
>>606110589
well I had the flight right after the one that crashed. air berlin flew us home though because germanwings canceled their flights
Scuttlebutt is that he had serious money problems, possibly due to debts accrued in pilot training. :/
>>606103475
...machen sie lustige sachen
>>606111284
Ah.
I flew from Stuttgart.
Cool you are still alive I guess.
>>606110775
A modern aircraft will continuously attempt to prevent you doing that, overall it's probably quicker and easier to stay within normal parameters.
>be 28
>get to see world
>getting paid
>pussey deep job
>kill yourself
is there any escape from that feel ?