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hahahaha

>>605975934
thats genuinely fascinating

>>605975934
I'm waiting for the Millennium Falcon to fly out of the dick hole.

>>605976930
I rate it closer to the sarlac pit or the asteroid worm as it exits it's subterranean slumber for sustenance

10/10 would smack the tip with a mallet

>>605975934
-10

>>605975934
I wonder what it feels like to have your dick swallowed in your own fat?

>>605977156
Lucas had a thing for having to escape toothy monsters hidden down in holes, didn't he...

>>605975934
Does this count as a vagina?

Subterranean/10

>>605977566
Probably pretty fucking good. I mean, imagine all that sweaty flesh warmly caressing your *ahem*, penis, and then getting a boner in public, but not even needing to hide it

>>605977566
Dubs confirm no need for pussy. Just fuck pelvic fat to completion.

>>605975934
something's wrong with your bellybutton

>>605975934
Topkek
This is almost a vagina

>>605977613
Han didn't escape the scary monster when they lowered him down into the hole and froze him in carbonite.

Turtle/10

>>605977613
A metaphor for feminism.

50/150

>>605975934
That's me except hairy and with some foreskin the only thing visible

>>605978403
Pic!

>>605977894
>>605977939
These are some good points.

>>605978403
How do you even masturbate?

>>605975934
Daddy?
IS that you?

>>605975934
This dick makes me feel pretty good!

...About myself.

>>605978785
I guess walking is having that effect once the masses are set in motion

>>605975934
Dick might be tiny.

But how the fuck did that even happen to the balls?

>>605978966
You mean mommy right? Clearly pregnant outie

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>>605979303
Oh god why did you have to draw my attention to that

>>605979110
Murican doesn't walk. Only uses scooter...

>>605975934

I can see your cervix OP.

>>605978621
Not able to take pic now

>>605978785
When sitting that way and bending over is when its the worst. So I lay down or lean back to whack it. Plus it pops out when erect

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>>605977156
> it exits it's subterranean slumber for sustenance

i laughed so hard

The balls are in there too?

>>605979906
How far does it extend?

>>605975934
poor thing

>>605975934
Lel, got this off of /r/spacedicks

>>605975934
Would stick my tongue in there/10

>>605975934
WTF where are its nuts?

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>>605975934
Gross!

4chan official mascot

>>605979435
If i had to suffer, so does others, including you my good anon

>>605975934
Reminds me of a swollen bee sting. I'll rate -10/10 on usefulness and 7/10 based on how interesting it is.

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>>605975934
TFW the ripe dick cheese hidden in there

>>605975934
You stuck a hotdog in your anus

>>605975934
I can do the same and my dick is average.

kill yourself/10

Getting some severe weight loss surgery would at least get you out of the negative zone

idont even know man

I think that's an inside out cervix

>>605980209
>When laying down
3 and a half inches with some still hidden. I can push down on the area around and get another half inch

>when standing
An inch or so

>when sitting up or bent over
Its pretty much completely buried even when hard

>>605979906

I feel ya OP. Fat fuck myself. Having a FUPA blows man. Luckily I got married before my dick became an innie.

>>605983475
How much do you weigh?

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>>605975934
We're not so different you and I.

>>605975934

button/190

Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about sitting on a public toilet and experiencing the "damn that cold... And deep" splashdown that we 7" plus big dick overlords have experienced.