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I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming
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I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
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>>605711734
Outside america, bestiality is not ok
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wtf
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>>605712591
It is in the most parts of europe
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Dun be a fagit fagit
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Cool story OP!
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>>605711734
OP is for once not a faggot
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fucking animals is bad. but all honestly.. i'd fuck a dolphin if i had the opportunity..
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Beast/Stories thread? I'm down.
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my fetish detected
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>>605712591
I suspect OP isn't American. We call 'em flashlights, not torches.
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>Dolphin
>held eachother
What
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I wonder if this is a real post or OP just watched Dolphin Lover.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwu1XfqlTgE
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>>605715098
>>605715200

those paintings had me fooled
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>>605711734
>genital slit
>vaginal
op is still a faggot
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>>605711734
Don't dolphins have enough vaginal muscles to crush a human dick?
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>>605711734
Not even lying.
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>>605711734

i bet there are some /b/ fags who are genuinely turned on by that wet, pink dolphin pussy.
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>>605716057
Yes. I don't see the issue with having sex with animals, especially dolphins, supposedly they're roughly as intelligent as we are.
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>>605711734
Yum
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FUCKING FAGGOT!
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>>605716275
it like a pig fucking an elephant
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>>605715899
faggots tend to get turned on by other faggots

true story alsiu garslihjrtsemhvgr ekhsrervk uthsvgker gujshri5yhvdmxhf gcdmr
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>>605711734
Praise Baphomet for this fishy union
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>>605711734
Daar heb je Flikker, Flikker, dolfijnenneuker
Het is zo fijn, om geen OP te zijn
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>>605716581
Well sure if a human dick is just too big for a dolphin to the point where it would harm it then actual sex couldn't be done, but there's still no reason why people couldn't suck off/eat out dolphins or otherwise screw around sexually.
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is dolphin the new trap now?
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>>605716057
Ofc there are a lot. This story alone transformed my dick into diamond form
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>>605716835
I've heard of some dolphins having some 'fun' by dragging people down by their dicks.
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>>605716835
the fact you see this not a physical issue and more of a species issue bothers me.
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>>605711734
Anons never cease to arouse me on here. Thanks for helping me discover new fetishes every other day
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>>605716835
Dolphins are better hung than humans
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>>605716835
>>605717011
Correction
the fact you see this as a physical issue and NOT a species issue bothers me.
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Nice pasta, wankstain.
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Most dolphins have herpes. Look it up and check your cock out
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>>605717122
I wish I had a job jacking off dolphins
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>>605717122
Good, maybe one could take me.
>>605717135
Why is consenting sex between two species a bad thing? Both parties come out of it happy. I fail to see the issue besides the whole 'EW its just WRONG' argument.
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>>605716057
>2015
>Not being aware that dolphin pussy is superior to human pussy in every way
>Actually and unironucally being this uneducated
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>>605717011
What a pleb. We're all animals, and nature had provided for our inter species mingling with genetics, making it impossible to reproduce this way naturally (unless closely related, but even then offspring are sterile). So there really is no problem I see with it as long as both enjoy themselves :^)
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ITT: newfags reveal themselves
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>>605711734
Lol the person behind me in my physics class was just watching me scroll through photos of dolphin genitals
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>>605711734
Dolphins can be extremely dangerous. Just because they are friendly doesn't make them safe.
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>>605715830
Just a myth son
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>>605717689
I bet he/she was impressed either way
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>>605717758
This
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>>605717352
wow. you just blew my mind. I'm convinced. go fuck all the wild animals you can get to consent root you. i mean if you can't fuck anyone in your own species why not broaden your horizons.
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>>605717800
She keeps giving me dirty looks
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>>605717352
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Dolphin_Sounds_audio

This means "no".
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Honestly, sex with dolphins isn't animal abuse.
You couldn't even begin to fuck one if it clearly wasn't into it, and its pretty obvious if the dolphin is.
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i have a dolphin story if anyone wants to hear it.
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>>605717976
She wants the Dolphin D. Maby you could pretend to be her dolphin daddy?
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>>605718086
Please do share.
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>>605718086
ye
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growing up, my friends would fuck anything that moved, but i never saw a reason to limit myself
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>>605718086
What are you waiting for? Go
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>>605718086
of course
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>>605718029
kek
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Dolphins vs Women

>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in the vagina. women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, buy enjoy doing it
>Dolpphins do not mind if you f*ck another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you f*ck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women

Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So, /b/, why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?
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>>605717924
Mhm. Come back when you have an actual argument.
>>605718086
Yes.
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>>605718086
Well anon, wtf are you waiting for? I cannot think of a better thread to share it in
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couldn't find one.
>>605718209
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>>605718138
>>605718162
>>605718166
>>605718190
>>605718239

> shut-in, college dropout
> live with mother
> she constantly lectures me
> says i'm smart
> say's i could have achieved so much if i applied myself
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>posting in this thread
>not recognizing pasta
you're all faggots
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>>605718316

> sick of my current state
> decide to get a job
> don't tell mom
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>>605718344
shh just let it happen
laugh without telling them
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>>605711734
Was she on the pill?
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>>605718409

> find a job at an aquarium
> various assistance jobs
> one aspect of the job is feeding the baby dolphins

continue?
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>>605718086
No one can hear anything over that sound made when a man stuffs his dick in a tuna can and calls it erotic.
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>>605714508
>Darkness Eliminator's
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>>605715762
Middle school fag detected
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>>605718125
Lol i think she read that
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>>605718528
Of course
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>>605718314
Kek
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>>605718528

> work for a week or so
> mother wonders where i go
> doesnt ask many questions tho
> thankful that i'm going outside
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>>605718528
Why are you doing 3 lines at a time?
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>>605718344
Woah no wai mane. And here I was thinking I'm safe from posting in an actual pasta thread. Like, there is totally not many of those around...

>expecting each thread to be OC
>past time to kill the self
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>>605718316
*Gasp*
How did you know?
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Lmao you guys are fucked
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>>605718701

> working in the morning
> feeding the baby dolphins
> mother surprises me at work
> apparently a friend of hers saw me
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I don't care if it's a pasta or not. This thread gave me a goal that I will work on in order to achieve it. It motivated me to think about earning more money, so that I can afford a house with a special dolphin pool and then afford an actual dolphin. I will take care of it and fuck it endlessly every day after work until the end of my life.

I shall succeed. Wish me luck, /b/.
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going to post my dolphin story
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i would be afraid incase it has clenching vagina
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>>605718829

> she berates me
> she's happy that i got a job, but unhappy that i'm not back in college
> says i'm wasting my potential
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“What is this?” Mickey whispers, soft enough to sound threatening but loud enough for Pluto to prick up his ears in attention. “Well?” Mickey appears to want an answer. Pluto mimes that what Mickey is in fact holding is a newspaper and then smiles broadly. “No, this isn’t a newspaper, this is shit.” Mickey begins to roll the newspaper into a cylinder again. “And where does shit belong, Pluto?” The dog points towards the toilet, “Nope that’s not it, come here and I’ll show you.” Obeying its master, Pluto trots to Mickey’s side.
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Mickey lifts Pluto’s wiry tail, revealing the tight, puckered lips of the dog’s arsehole. He licks his index finger and inserts it inside. Pluto whimpers slightly, the cold finger of his master rubbing the inner rim of his anus a foreign experience; it begins to arouse him, strengthening his veined penis, causing his tongue to slide to the left of his mouth and saliva to accumulate in the pup’s gaping mouth.
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>>605718973

> i just keep feeding the baby dolphins and say i think i'm serving a youthful porpoise
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>>605718973
What the fuck are these greentext portions? I'm not a toddler that can't process too much information, fucking post it all in one post. I don't even remember the beginning of your shitty story anymore.
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>>605711734
If you really fucked a dolphin in the wild, then you win /b/
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“You like that, Pluto? You like my finger in your ass?” Mickey begins to wriggle his index finger. This causes Pluto to writhe in pleasure at Mickey’s side. “You like me inside you Pluto? You enjoy this?” Pluto nods dramatically, the broad smile and sleepy eyes providing all the information Mickey needs. Picking up the soggy newspaper, already rolled into a tight cylinder, Pluto awaits the aforementioned task.

Mickey removes his index finger, much to Pluto’s distaste, forces Pluto to spread his legs and begins to tease his rump with the tube of wet news. Stroking the lips with the soft pages, watching the dog’s penis reach the pinnacle of arousal and throb as he baits Pluto’s shit-hole.
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>>605718882
Good luck anon. You'll need a lot of it.
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>>605719059
fucking retard write all in one post
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