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2015-03-24 09:08:38 Post No. 605711044
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:08:38 Post No. 605711044 [Report]
lets have "best greentexts" thread /b/

im looking for the story about the battle of the crows
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:09:15 Post No.605711116
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:09:15 Post No.605711116 [Report]
>>605711044
Whaha I had moments like that never that early tho
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:09:34 Post No.605711156
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>>605711044
I thought I was the only person who did that.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:11:26 Post No.605711354
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:11:26 Post No.605711354 [Report]
Haven't seen the one about the kid and the turtles in a long time.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:12:42 Post No.605711469
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:12:50 Post No.605711479
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Booting
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:13:14 Post No.605711507
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:13:17 Post No.605711513
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:19:53 Post No.605712080
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bump
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:19:58 Post No.605712089
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:19:58 Post No.605712089 [Report]
>>605711513
i must be a newfag, never seen that before, literally crying.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:21:03 Post No.605712180
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:21:03 Post No.605712180 [Report]
Where's the one where the dude kicks in the door of the toilet while some dude is taking a shit?
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:21:33 Post No.605712230
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>At grocery store.
>Bump into a dude I used to sorta be friends with.
>Roped into awkward Smalltalk.
>He asks what's new?
>Pockets are too full of spaghetti to really think of anything.
>"Just living in the past, hehe..."
>Gives me a funny look.
>Notice he has a baby in the cart.
>Words fall out of my mouth before I can even think.
>"MMMMM THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING BABY"
>He doesn't say anything.
>Panic and hold up the summer sausage in my hand and make spaceship noises.
>He makes a 'wtf' face.
>Walk away.
>Bump into him 3 more times in the next 10 minutes.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:21:53 Post No.605712257
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>>605711513
I did almost exactly the same thing with salt. I ate an entire huge big shaker of salt and they had to take me to the hospital and get my stomach pumped. Having them shove a tube down your throat into your stomach and seeing the stomach stuff being sucked out of you at age 9 is kinda messed up
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:22:03 Post No.605712275
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:23:03 Post No.605712353
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:23:03 Post No.605712353 [Report]
>>605711479
>>pantaloon
>>mouth muscle
Lost my shit.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:23:12 Post No.605712374
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:23:12 Post No.605712374 [Report]
>>605712257
>Having them shove a tube down your throat into your stomach and seeing the stomach stuff being sucked out of you at age 9 is kinda messed up
Eating an entire shaker of salt is kinda messed up.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:23:42 Post No.605712415
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:23:42 Post No.605712415 [Report]
>>605711479
"no"
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:24:11 Post No.605712459
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:24:11 Post No.605712459 [Report]
>>605711507
>that drawing

10/10 I laughed
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:24:31 Post No.605712486
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>>605711044
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:25:07 Post No.605712540
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:25:24 Post No.605712563
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:25:48 Post No.605712593
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Will commence dump now
1/?
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:26:15 Post No.605712635
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:26:38 Post No.605712665
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2/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:26:54 Post No.605712686
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3/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:27:10 Post No.605712707
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4/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:27:28 Post No.605712730
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5/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:27:43 Post No.605712751
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>>605711044
>mfw this was my post
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:27:55 Post No.605712768
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2/?
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:28:06 Post No.605712791
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:28:06 Post No.605712791 [Report]
>>605711044
I have tons of moments like this, there's like a photo album in my brain of moments I intentionally remembered for no reason
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:28:20 Post No.605712816
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:28:20 Post No.605712816 [Report]
>>605712230
10/10
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:28:44 Post No.605712852
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Not a greentext, but still good.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:28:57 Post No.605712878
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:30:02 Post No.605712972
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A tiny bit of greentext, but still good as well.
1/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:31:41 Post No.605713125
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:31:52 Post No.605713148
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:32:03 Post No.605713163
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:32:03 Post No.605713163 [Report]
>>605712540
Inb4 it was Novac
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:32:15 Post No.605713178
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.2/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:32:16 Post No.605713179
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:32:40 Post No.605713208
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.3/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:33:06 Post No.605713244
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.4/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:33:27 Post No.605713272
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.5/5
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:33:51 Post No.605713306
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:33:51 Post No.605713306 [Report]
>>605712593
you should change the file name for that one
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:34:11 Post No.605713331
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:34:11 Post No.605713331 [Report]
>>605712751
You're dead on though, I always remember random shit taht makes no sense
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:34:26 Post No.605713353
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:35:26 Post No.605713441
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:35:26 Post No.605713441 [Report]
>>605712486
thank you man!
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:36:27 Post No.605713547
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:36:27 Post No.605713547 [Report]
>>605712878
0_o
Get that virus off your computer anon
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:36:40 Post No.605713565
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This is priceless
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:37:09 Post No.605713605
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:37:09 Post No.605713605 [Report]
>>605712540
>Primm
>Dinosaur statue
This is Novac, nigga
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:41:55 Post No.605714012
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:41:55 Post No.605714012 [Report]
>>605713605
I didn't make it, just saved it.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:42:38 Post No.605714073
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:42:38 Post No.605714073 [Report]
Anyone have the one where the guy claps to piss off his gf
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:42:51 Post No.605714094
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my personal favourite
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:43:14 Post No.605714133
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I love this one.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:49:59 Post No.605714723
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:53:50 Post No.605715111
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:53:50 Post No.605715111 [Report]
Save the thread post moar
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:54:20 Post No.605715164
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:54:20 Post No.605715164 [Report]
>>605713179
>crustacean
>paleozoic
Am I the only one annoyed by this?
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:54:45 Post No.605715199
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:54:45 Post No.605715199 [Report]
>>605715164
Ben? Has to be.
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:54:47 Post No.605715205
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:54:47 Post No.605715205 [Report]
>>605713272
>>605713244
>>605713208
>>605713178
>>605712972
maximum kek
this is great, how does shit like this even happen
10/10 saved
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:58:26 Post No.605715572
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 09:58:26 Post No.605715572 [Report]
>>605712593
im ded
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 10:00:33 Post No.605715741
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 10:00:33 Post No.605715741 [Report]
>>605712486
I was hoping to see this again one day too
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 10:02:38 Post No.605715923
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Anonymous 2015-03-24 10:02:38 Post No.605715923 [Report]
>>605714723
ded
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