give me your best pickup lines
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give me your best pickup lines
ehy bby gurl r u a tree?
cuz wood
any nylon rope works
"Scream and I'll cut you"
im a cold person, but my bed is warm
i think you are pretty cool
I've got a knife. Get in the van.
You: How much does a polar bear weight?
Her: IDK
you: Enough to break the ice
and just watch the pussy flow in
Is £50 enough?
>>605511131
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Would you like some candy?
pic related
Are you Death?
>>605511131
POW.
>all she hears.
"Are you a fire hydrant?"
"No why?"
"Because I want to plug my hose into you"
>>605511310
>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>I have a gun
>Get in the van
FTFY
also, Are you a chicken? Cause I'd like to choke you out.
Hi.
Yabba dabba dingdong.
>mfw works at bar.
>>605511608
>implying that works
>>605511131
"You look a lot like my next girlfriend."
Are your parents near?
>>605511379
Thats the 2nd shitiest pick up line ive ever seen
"i bet you'd taste alright"
Ayy qt. how's it going
sister my cock isn't gonna suck itself
>>605511710
It doesn't not work either.
EY BB WAN SUM FUK?
/thread
>inb4 don´t self /thread
too lazy to samefag eat me
Do you work at subway? Cause ur giving me a foot long.
Approach her, and say: "hey baby, whats up?"
She looks at you, kiss her immediately.
>>605511915
/thread
I got you /b/ro
"Would you like to see my meme collection?"
>>605511967
gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
battletoads.
How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?
Is that mayo or cum on your mouth?
"Mayo, I guess"
Want it to be cum?
11/10 instafuck
M'lady *tips fedora*
Any girl that isn't a total bitch whore will throw herself at you.
>>605512313
This is how i got your mother after we had fries together
