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2015-03-23 07:46:20 Post No. 605511131
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:46:20 Post No. 605511131 [Report]
give me your best pickup lines
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:47:16 Post No.605511194
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:47:16 Post No.605511194 [Report]
ehy bby gurl r u a tree?

cuz wood
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:47:23 Post No.605511200
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:47:23 Post No.605511200 [Report]
any nylon rope works
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:47:55 Post No.605511231
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:47:55 Post No.605511231 [Report]
"Scream and I'll cut you"
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:48:18 Post No.605511258
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:48:18 Post No.605511258 [Report]
im a cold person, but my bed is warm
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:48:34 Post No.605511276
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:48:34 Post No.605511276 [Report]
i think you are pretty cool
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:12 Post No.605511310
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:12 Post No.605511310 [Report]
I've got a knife. Get in the van.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:13 Post No.605511312
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:13 Post No.605511312 [Report]
You: How much does a polar bear weight?
Her: IDK
you: Enough to break the ice
and just watch the pussy flow in
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:44 Post No.605511355
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:44 Post No.605511355 [Report]
Is £50 enough?
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:46 Post No.605511357
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:49:46 Post No.605511357 [Report]
>>605511131

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:50:09 Post No.605511379
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:50:25 Post No.605511400
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:50:25 Post No.605511400 [Report]
Would you like some candy?
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:50:26 Post No.605511404
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pic related
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:50:48 Post No.605511427
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Are you Death?
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:52:29 Post No.605511525
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:52:29 Post No.605511525 [Report]
>>605511131


POW.

>all she hears.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:52:34 Post No.605511529
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:52:34 Post No.605511529 [Report]
"Are you a fire hydrant?"
"No why?"
"Because I want to plug my hose into you"
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:53:06 Post No.605511578
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:53:06 Post No.605511578 [Report]
>>605511310
>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>I have a gun
>Get in the van
FTFY

also, Are you a chicken? Cause I'd like to choke you out.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:53:37 Post No.605511608
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:53:37 Post No.605511608 [Report]
Hi.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:54:08 Post No.605511659
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:54:08 Post No.605511659 [Report]
Yabba dabba dingdong.
>mfw works at bar.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:54:50 Post No.605511710
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:54:50 Post No.605511710 [Report]
>>605511608
>implying that works
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:06 Post No.605511728
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:06 Post No.605511728 [Report]
>>605511131
"You look a lot like my next girlfriend."
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:37 Post No.605511765
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:37 Post No.605511765 [Report]
Are your parents near?
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:57 Post No.605511787
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:57 Post No.605511787 [Report]
>>605511379
Thats the 2nd shitiest pick up line ive ever seen
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:59 Post No.605511788
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:55:59 Post No.605511788 [Report]
"i bet you'd taste alright"
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:56:12 Post No.605511804
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:56:12 Post No.605511804 [Report]
Ayy qt. how's it going
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:56:19 Post No.605511816
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:56:19 Post No.605511816 [Report]
sister my cock isn't gonna suck itself
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:56:54 Post No.605511859
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:56:54 Post No.605511859 [Report]
>>605511710
It doesn't not work either.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:57:32 Post No.605511915
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:57:32 Post No.605511915 [Report]
EY BB WAN SUM FUK?
/thread

>inb4 don´t self /thread
too lazy to samefag eat me
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:08 Post No.605511964
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:08 Post No.605511964 [Report]
Do you work at subway? Cause ur giving me a foot long.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:10 Post No.605511967
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:10 Post No.605511967 [Report]
Approach her, and say: "hey baby, whats up?"

She looks at you, kiss her immediately.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:24 Post No.605511988
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:24 Post No.605511988 [Report]
>>605511915
/thread

I got you /b/ro
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:39 Post No.605512015
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:58:39 Post No.605512015 [Report]
"Would you like to see my meme collection?"
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:59:16 Post No.605512055
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 07:59:16 Post No.605512055 [Report]
>>605511967
gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:00:54 Post No.605512178
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:00:54 Post No.605512178 [Report]
battletoads.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:01:43 Post No.605512248
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:01:43 Post No.605512248 [Report]
How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:02:32 Post No.605512313
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:02:32 Post No.605512313 [Report]
Is that mayo or cum on your mouth?

"Mayo, I guess"

Want it to be cum?

11/10 instafuck
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:02:42 Post No.605512326
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:02:42 Post No.605512326 [Report]
M'lady *tips fedora*

Any girl that isn't a total bitch whore will throw herself at you.
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:03:36 Post No.605512399
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Anonymous 2015-03-23 08:03:36 Post No.605512399 [Report]
>>605512313
This is how i got your mother after we had fries together
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