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I'm trying to get this girl to sit on my face. What should I say next? Dubs vote.
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sit on my face
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>>605430335
suck my wingus baby
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>>605430335
Shit on my face please. I'm into scat.
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>>605430628
Reroll
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Put sharpie in pooper.
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sit on my face.
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>>605430335
Meet me in montauk
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rollin
"will u stik ur stinky butthole in my face"
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Shut up you fucking skinhead nazi bitch
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pic of your tits? then after i get it ill be ready for you to sit on my face so you can ride me like a llama
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EEeeey gurl, let my little Hitler invade your Poland.
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can i see you tits
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Will you finger my ass hole and call my grandpa.
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i love u
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>>605430951
shameless self bump
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>>605430335
i wanna eat yo pussay as you sit on mah face
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I am a lonely virgin please pity me and let me put my tongue in your vagina
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i want you inside my anus bb
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>>605431077
winrar
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wats ur fav meme? i like doge coin xD
did somebody say coin??
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Why are you such a slut? Does your mother know?
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>>605431077
boom
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>>605431077
checkd
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>>605430335
Well you're actually pretty hot. Should come to mine sometime
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alison brie?
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>>605431077
All I do is win win win
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>>605431077
Winrar for autism
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>>605430335
I'd say my place, 2am. Or well no, I'll pick you up and bring you here. We can cook pasta, kill the stray mosquitoes around the house with my bug buzzer and later I'll let you sit on my face. I have a bathtub and a nice cellar if you're into those.
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>oh gosh im terrible at decision making

She wants you to lead faggot, so go fucking lead like a man.
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boom clap the sound of my heart the beat goes on and on on on on on
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>>605431086

winrar
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>>605431296
Rolling for thus shit
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>>605431311
fuck i got dubs, OP what was the conversation topic?
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>>605430335
How's a cup of coffee sound to you? Matter of fact, any drink of your choice. I'll be buying, you'll be sitting across from me looking beautiful like you always do.

Typical man shit.
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op deliver
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>>605430335
Could we go to the next level? Could you put it in my butt?
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>>605431444
Holy sheep
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>>605431497
Don't worry, your dubs don't count because someone else already got dubs + you're a fag.
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>>605431296
This op
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>>605431799
Winrar
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>>605431077
we wait
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>>605431357

Bitch didn't respond yet
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>>605431799
Winner
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>>605431077
Delivar OP
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>>605431799
win.rar
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c'mon i wanna get involved in your soggy lil pussy babe
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>>605431955
>>605431799
Double win, do this >>605431296
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>>605432221
Shut up that's the worst response possible, just go bump the real win.
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>>605432221
Almost checked bro
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>>605432404
>404
>inb4
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we need boobs op
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>>605432593
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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do you want to see my dick?
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>>605432593
Low quality kek
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op talks to himself
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>>605432593
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>605432593
XD
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sit on my face and I'll eat my way up to your heart !
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OP asks for roll thread, but doesn't choose any of the winrar's posts.
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>>605432593
What is GET OP?
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>>605433079

YAAAS
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>>605433159
OP is a fagget doesn't delivar
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>>605432593
its because i like llama juice
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Lhamas are cute, but never one sitted in my face. But I'm ready to take my chances with you.
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>>605433300
nice full house
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Let's play carnival...You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight....
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>>605433577
winrar
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are you fucking happy
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>>605434127
nice. dont clean your pussy i like it dirty
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>>605434127
I'm just fucking with you, you seem really fucking sweet, I'd love to actually take you to a nice dinner or something.
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>>605434127
No but seriously I really find you attractive what do you think of me?
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>>605434127
I love you.
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>>605434358
roll
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>>605434408
rolln for this
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>>605434358
This
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fuck her right in the pussy
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>>605434408
reroll
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>>605434127
You invited her over, and she said it sounds good. That means yes. Are you fucking happy, faggot?

If OP has to ask /b/ how to talk to girls over TEXT, how's he gonna talk to girls(much less get laid) in irl?!
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>>605434397
This
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actually, can we wait until youre on your period? i like it runny
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>>605434511
Winrar
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>>605434358
rolling
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>>605434511
Roll
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so fake
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>>605434358
Reroll
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>>605434358
rerolling
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>>605434127
inb4 OP cant pick her up because he cant drive
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>>605434358
reroll
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>>605434127
>Mfw haven't had sex with gf in 8 days and i see this thread
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>>605434408

Winrar
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>>605434358
rolling.
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>>605434358
do it
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>>605434358
roll
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>>605434358
Roll goddammit
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>>605435044
WINRAR
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>>605435044
Nice
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>>605435044
wintotherar

other winrar wasnt a roll so post this one
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most votes after 3 minutes
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>>605435626
this... is going too smoothly.
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you havent even seen all of me ;)
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>>605435763
don't believe the lies
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>>605435626
ok i see you later bye love you
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>>605435928
rolling
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thread over
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>>605435819
this
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>>605435928
>>605436028
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>>605435626
Well I guess we should get it on then. You sexy good looking motherfucker
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>>605435819
r
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>>605435626
ur an ugly bitch pls die
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>>605436436
dis!
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>>605435626

Will you sit on my face if I grind my ballsack, perineum and asshole in your nose and mouth? I want you to toss my salad so I'll know what to do with you.
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>>605436436
that
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"I want my nose in your asshole while i eat your pussy out"

and if it takes her more than a few mins to reply

"Don't ignore me you fat cow"
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Now op its time you admit you're gay
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>>605436028
rerolling
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Anyone who actually believes this shit lol
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>>605435819
rerawl + send dick pic if this post is dubs
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>>605436852
roll dis
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Send pic of your flacid dick
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>>605435928
rolling
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Allison, i have... quite a big confession, i've been hiding it for years and you're the only person i've trusted to tell, I am gay, i like men, i fantasize about black dick in my asshole all day, i walk around black neighbourhoods hoping someone will push me into an alleyway and rape me, i have a serious problem, i don't know how to come out, so.... can you start just telling people i'm gay for me?

Also, do you know any black guys i can hook up with that would be into me?
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>>605435928
roll
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>>605437722
WINRAR!
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>>605437722
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>605437722
CHECKED
Holy fuck
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>>605437722
upvoted
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>>605437722
I cant wait OP...
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