>>605349244
kill self with knife

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>>605349244
Kill self, thread dies, becomes meme thread

>>605349451
roll

>>605349451
rollan

>>605349451
rall

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>>605349476
Dank reroll

>>605349451
this

>>605349244
OP your faggot dubs are checked

But this thread now dies, just cuz.

jerk off first

Make a thread on 4chiapet

>>605349244
I then do this dance.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eF4iX9gDhjE

Insert knife into door, insert money into anus.

>>605349244
Put money in the slot.

>>605349451
rolls

>>605349888
Should i accept trips?

>>605349943
OP said dubs

>>605349943
Trips ARE stronger then dubs.

cut money into five ones

>>605350047
Allright, my internet is shiet so it will take a while

>>605350093
reroll

>>605349974
>>605349943
trips contain dubs, you faglords.

>>605349943
>>605349974
aren't dubs a part of trips?

>>605349244
Stick my dick in the money hole then slice it off

>>605350266
And you got dubs

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>>605350266

Put money in machine and buy a snack

>>605350266
Fucking waste

I roll for >>605350286

>>605350515
ReRoll

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When you insert the cash you hear a wierd cracking sound. A jarr drops out with a key inside. you find a lock on the rear side of the vending machine. dubs decides.

>>605350286
ROLLL
banana meme

>>605350286
lol rollin

>>605350573
stick key in ass

>>605350672
roll

>>605350573
Use key on the lock

cut off balls

>>605350672
Reroll

>>605350672
re roll

>>605350286
Rolling

dubs inbound

>>605350672
Reroll

>>605350755
WINRAR

KEY IN ASS IT IS

>>605350755
winrar

>>605350755
Winrar

>>605350573
stick back end of key in pee hole.
open lock with penis

>>605350573

open it and steal a snickers

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Damn that feels good you say. Beign the giant faggot you are you stuff the key in your ass. dubs decide what happens next.

try to force the lock with your knife!

>>605351072
Reroll >>605350899

>>605351072
Take the key out, use it on the lock.

>>605350899
Kek

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>>605349244

Thats not a vending machine. No coin is that large. They don't have question mark symbols on them. There is nothing being sold in that "vending machine". The black box at the bottom looks like a big enough hole for the stick man to crawl himself into. since nothing seems to be blocking that hole.

The stick man himself is awful. His head is a big question mark. How does he see the vending machine, he has no eyes. His arms don't seem to have any working hands so he can't really do anything useful. His legs seem to be short and rigid so how does he expect to walk over there, especially without any feet to support his massive circular head.

The inventory is absolutely horrible. The rectangle attached to the triangle was supposed to be a knife? Do you even know what a knife looks like? Did you really need to use two primitive shapes with incompatible colors and styles and call it a knife? Are you 10?

That "monopoly money" is not money at all. Just because its a number 5 doesn't imply that its currency. It is colored and shaped like a ticket of some sort. Regardless its the best drawn thing on this entire graphic even though its still shit. The inventory bar is so bad you had to literally label it "INVENTORY" just so people know what the fuck that is. If it was truly an inventory bar you wouldn't be holding it up with two black columns. Looks more like the title of a lemonade stand.

Cut open neck with knife

>>605351165
Rerolling for using the key.

Kill self with knife.

>>605351165
Rerolling

>>605351165
Roll

>>605351072
Because key in ass your head turns into kanye west his head

>>605350899
This?

>>605351072
sever penis with knife

>>605351072
now stick the key in your mouth

>>605351165
Roll for this

>>605351345
roll

>>605351165
Rerolling again

>>605351360
Rolln

Castrate yourself with the knife

>>605350899
do it OP

>>605351388
Winrar

>>605351072
Tale it out and stick it in your eye

>>605351345
Reroll for this

>>605351435

>>605351345
WinRar

>>605351388
Dubs.

Put knife in neck, die via internal bleeding, wait for someone to find your corpse, with a key in your ass, and a knife in your throat.

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You put it in your mouth. You enjoy the taste of shit and metal and suckle on it for a minute. dubs decide next.

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>>605351388

>>605351725
Choke and die

>>605351725
slit own throat with knife

Slit throat, die, the end

>>605351725
Use the key on the lock

>>605351725
Take knife, attempt to sharpen key so as to create a shiv to defend yourself.

>>605351833
Fag

>>605351833
WINRAR

>>605351833
winrar

>>605351859
rolll

>>605351833
Faggot.

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Too disgusted to live with what you just did you end your life. You will never know the contents of the machine and you will never solve the mystrey behind all this.

>>605352217
if dubs turn zombie and stick the key in your ass again

So uh. Now what?

>>605352217
Well that was retarded.

>>605352217
oh /b/

>>605352217
turn zombi and put key in lock

>>605352424
24-24.

Go zombie.

You're all a bunch of fucking useless morons.

OP here. If dubs you can turn into a zombie.

>>605352526
roll

roll for zombie

Roll for zombie

>>605352526
reroll

Zombie dubs

>>605352703
Reroll

>>605352217
Turn into a zombie and stick the key back in your ass.

>>605352217
Reattach head

>>605352722
winrar

>>605352722
WINNNNNNNRRAAAAAAAAARRRRR

Nigger your fucking head is on the ground. Do not turn fuckin zombie.

>>605352722
WINRAR

>>605351833
You fucking cunt look what you did. I hope your family gets taken out by a fucking sniper. Your little brother especially. Fucking ass clown

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Because you turned into a zombie you pick your head up and place it on your head. Not understanding the logic behind this because you're a zombie. DUBS NEXT

>>605352217
BUT WHAT IS THE MYSTERY?
go zombie

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>>605353091
Fucking kidding me OP

>>605353091
Use the key on the lock.

>>605353091
Forgot to update inventory. will do it in next post

>>605353091
Masterbate

Cut the head back off

unlock that fucking machine!

>>605353091
Sadly on this universe zombies only "live" por 5 seconds. You descompose and die forever.

>>605353195
Rerolling.

>>605353091
Smashes the glass looking for rotting flesh

>>605353091
Use the key on the lock!

>>605353195
Rolling again.

>>605353217
roll

>>605353231
reroll

>>605353091
Eat the money

Use key on the lock.

key on lock

Cut legs off and die.

Eat own shit then suicide again.

use key on lock

Try using the key on the lock.

>>605353231
This

Use key on lock, then reinsert into anus

Key in penor

>>605353195
reröll

>>605353366
winrar

Shove random object in penis hole

>>605353091
nice, you also cleaned the knife.
roll for >>605353195

>>605353366
WinRAR

>>605353231
reroll jenkins

>>605353366
Do it op

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You become ironman fo lyfe

>>605353511
Winrar

>>605353511
not winrar

>>605353366
real winrar

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You clean yourself and walk behind the machine to find a door with a lock. You unlock the door and you wonder what you do next.

>>605353857
DUBS as usual.

Shove vending machine up ass and die for good

>>605353857
Take knife, slice head off. Again.

>>605353948
Reroll

>>605353857
Learn Firebending

>>605353857
Open the door.

>>605353948
Rolling

>>605353857
Descompose and die.

>>605354011
lol win

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Iron is my hero, he will become vending machine >>605353948

>>605353857
Rip the door off its hinges for use as an improvised weapon

>>605353948
Reroll

>>605354011
R I fkn srs.

>>605354011
Winner.

Slice off dick put in vending machine

>>605354011
WINRAR

>>605354011
Every thread like this, there is always that one guy who says "Learn Firebending"
It's getting old.

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All of a sudden you feel enlightened. You concentrate and learn how to use fire. This skill might come in handy for later. DUBS decide next.

>>605354402
Open the door.

>>605354402
Open door with firebending hot enough to melt steel beams

>>605354462
light your pubes on fire

>>605354402
Use new firebending skills to light own dick on fire

>>605354462
Rerolling.

>>605354530
reroll

>>605354402
Burn down door.

>>605354402
Go through the door

>>605354402
Shove fending machine up ass then burn yourself to death

Open door and masturbate onto whatever is inside

>>605354402
Kick door open
Get eaten alive by the dead waterbending nation inside.

>>605354402

Stick hot coal up pooper

>>605354402

Fap while fire bending

>>605349244
use knife to cut own head off

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Make hot dogs with fire. And den you open door. Iron man is there!

>>605354588
Rar

>>605354588
Winrar.

>>605354588
Winrar

>>605354588
Winrar

>>605354588
winrar!

>>605354691
All hail iron man

>>605354666
Heh

>>605354666
Trips overrule previous dubs

>>605354911
Dubs confirms

Find a dog op. Don't be gay

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You burn the door showing that door that keys are useless. As the last flames burn away you begin to smell something terrible, something that has been killed a long time ago. DUBS or TRIPS decide next.

Hunt down the avatar to regain your honour and become the prince of the Fire Nation once again.

Stick finger up butt.write Mo0t on wall with feces.

>>605355024
Go inside.

>>605355024
Become Jet Fuel

With your new firebending skill you attempt to burn and melt the lock with the key inside effectively locking you from harm.

>>605355060
Rerroll

Burn your dick

use zombie skills to revive what's inside

>>605355024
Burn self to ashes.

Shove vending machine up ass and then burn yourself to death

>>605354911
Well... Your dubs're saying that you're right

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Summon number 107

>>605355024
Give into your zombie urges and eat your own arm

>>605355024

Poop on hand. Rub on dick.

>>605355024
You smell fresh meat. Venture in and found chickens

>>605355209
Reroll

>>605355188
Winrar

>>605355188
Winrar
RIP
Firebending was downfall

>>605355024
go to gym class

>>605354989
Rolling for get dog

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Call your pal ironman for some halp

fap w/ firehand

If dubs, don't burn self to ashes.
Instead use fire to light the way in the door and go inside

>>605355454
rerollin

>>605355429
That's tin, not iron.

Quints. Die suddenly

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Hero

lick potato

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>>605355188
if dubs, rise like a phoenix

Dubs rise from ash become phoenix

>>605355665
rerawlin

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You are too scared to go any further. You burn yourself to be released from this place. the last thing you see are red eyes looking at you from the inside of the machine. You will never know what that was. You will never reveal the secret of the machine.

>>605355696
reroll

>>605355696
>>605355718
LuLz roll

>>605355557
says who

from your ashes you are reborn as a firebending jewnigger
then Zombie Hitler, master of all gasbenders steps out of the machine

>>605355818
press x to repsawn