LOL thanks saved

This new wave of black captions is trying way too hard, and just isn't funny.

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>>605246601

>>605247492
>new wave of black captions
what? as if there were an old wave? fuck off with your opinion bitch. aint no one forcing you to look

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>>605247778

>>605247684
>ain't
i hope you get hanged you uneducated subhuman

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>>605246601

>>605247501
God ducking dammit how are you gonna listen through a slack piece of string

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>>605248140

>>605248022
yeah, the fact that you'd base your estimate of my intelligence on 1 comment on 4chan is evidence of your own idiocy. way to play out the trite edgy /b/ teenager role tho.

>>605248303
some bitch killed Selena?

>>605248412
kek. wouldcrashweddingwith/10

>>605248255
lol

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>>605248451

>>605246601
topkek

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so true

some of these are pretty funny

>>605247684
Yes, there was a previous wave of the images, and they were hilarious. Now everybody just tosses captions that try to imitate them. If you weren't shiny new, you would know that.

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Bumping for comics

reading them high is fucking gold lol

>>605248229
MORE WITH DAQUAN
thats my shit

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>>605248966
oh god, you pulled the "new" card. tell-tale sign of a typical 4chan imbecile. why don't you post some "previous wave" images then homeslice.

>>605249091
hahahaha

>>605248784
Had a classmate who was a biker with the hair style of 1, and facial hair of 2. Wasn't cut, or super buff but had that hadsome manly look. The Teens/MILFS in the class would go head over heels for that guy, or someone would be talking to him personally after each class.

Fucking jealous

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>>605248229

>>605249551
we all know that feel anon....

>>605249551
I'm working on growing the facial hair of 1, and the hair of 3, so far so good

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>>605246741

>>605248784
Especially the third one.

>>605246786
ayy lmao

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>>605247726

>>605248255
fuckkkkkk

too real

>>605249746
>>605249551
yeah, if you can pull of any of those hair styles you're good to go in the pussy department, but you're pretty much relegating yourself to chilling with a self-important douchey group of guy friends. no legit crew of dudes wants that asshole in their squad. sorry>>605249948

>>605249998
Oh damn, that is seriously way too funny.

>>605249998
hahahaha took me a second

>>605250250
they ate all them shits

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>>605249095

>>605249998
I don't get it.


FUCK I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW THIS BUT I DONT

>>605249340
You couldn't act more reddit if you tried.

This shite is funny cuzin.

>>605250651
Aids

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>>605250691
k then bruh. keep slinging "insults" and avoid what we were originally talking about.

>>605247990
Laughed harder at this than the original

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>>605248784
>Bald (thin at the top, think Bruce Willis in pulp fiction)
>Beard density below critical level
>MFW

>>605246680
This is stupid, I doesn't seems weird for me to see Made in Mexico or so

>>605249734
I don't know what any of this means...

>>605248255
I know that feel

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>>605250691
still waiting on that "previous wave" shit, homie. u edgy old fag u.

>>605246601
cinematically

>>605251550
HA
this happens every time i shit
"shoulda brought my phone in here"
I just leave my tablet on the toilet now.

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>>605248523

>>605249551
I'd say long hair is the best, so long as it's soft as fuck - most people who have long hair don't know how to wash it properly (or they're ugly in general)

>>605247663
fucking lost

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>>605246601

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When I first saw this picture, I had to check several times that it was in fact real.

>>605250525


>>605247232
>>605247277
>>605247005


kekd hard

>>605249564
Lost

>>605252565
If you want to attract crazy bitches then go ahead, get long hair.
Every single chick I have met that was attracted to long hair on dudes were exponentially more crazy than average.

>>605246601
A reddit thread? My fave! fuckin newfag

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>>605247902
my sides

>>605248609
>yes
the hot one, not that disney twat

>>605252798
My friend is a metalhead and has hair down to his thighs - he gets compliments from what appear to be crazy people, so I know what you mean. I'm probably just growing it to my shoulders, but I think it looks fantastic after 6 months of growth.

>>605253113
that's really funny

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>>605252830
ahh! the nigger media is invading my /b/!! must be a zionist libruhl conspiracy!!

>>605251390
"moving bricks" = selling drugs
Daquan is obviously a stereotypical nigger name

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>>605253250

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>>605248523
i just cringed

>>605251993
LOL

>>605253416
Holy fucking christ

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>>605249427
kek

>>605249564
she looks like dickbutt

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>>605248093
BUT NOW I'M SAFE IN THE EYE OF THE TORNADOOOO

>>605253416
aw, man. i came here to laugh and forget about how i'm going to kill myself tonight. didn't need that shit.

Are we tumblr now?

>>605254126
lel'd

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>>605254295

I'm deaf, I think in visual sign language.

>>605254468
close

>>605254468
We nigga now

>>605253920
underrated as fuck

>>605252075
Bill's got hoes! Bill's got hoooes, in different Area codes! Area codes!

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>>605254255
BLOW ME AWAY!

>>605254576
Makes sense, the closest you have to "words".

>>605253416
lol can someone start a feels thread

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Whoops wrong party lmao

>>605247492
>I'm not trying to be racist here but I just don't find these funny
>I'm sure if all the pictures were of white people they'd still be not funny

Sure, buddy.

I mean, if anything, these were written by average everyday people and not top of the line comedians. Some are going to be funny, others are going to be not funny.

>>605254564
>Pimpin and hoeing wasn't in the stimulus package.

He's on to something.

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>>605247005
kek

>>605250257
It's all good, I am who I am

>>605249951
Ayy lmafo

>>605255161
It's worse when you think about the future

>>605249427
i dont get this

>>605254717
why random megadeth son

>>605255284
Yea but she cute tho

ERADICATE ALL NIGGERS ERADICATE ALL NIGGERS ERADICATE ALL NIGGERS ERADICATE ALL NIGGERS ERADICATE ALL NIGGERS ERADICATE ALL NIGGERS

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>>605252632

OP here

lol didnt think this thread would be up still

>>605255277
The future could go either way, since it is the future and all, you can't truly induce it from the past and present.
Is the glass half empty or half full?

dude so fucking funny lmao

>>605255508
Caught a body another word for beating, dominating, shooting, whatever another person.

"Did you watch A.J fight that hood rat?"
"That nigga dun caught that bitches body."

>>605255619
Then who will be our slaves in the new world order?

>>605247750
kek, tis is underrated

>>605255508
Bobby shmurda a rapper..raps the song "hot nigga" the line in picture refers to the lyric "bitch caught a body boutta week agooo"
>shmoney dance and other nigger shenanigans ensue

>>605255779
"our" slaves, lol.
Machines can replace pretty much all physical labor.

>>605255779
Taco Americans

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>>605247902

>>605248784
Can't seem to get the fucking hair on my cheeks to grow anything other than patchy. So instead I have that annoying beard that runs along the jawline and connects to the mo on my lip. I also shave under my chin and neck cos it gets patchy there too.
Doomed!

>>605256081
>>605246601
do people really find fake Instagram black humor funny? these aren't fucking real people!
It's not even possible to screencap such a lossy JPEG. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO LOSSY WHAT THE FUCK!

>>605249998
lost so bad

>>605248157

like black men want to hear their children in the first place...

>>605256289
because black people are so bad with technology they manage to fuck up simple things like picture resolutions or they try to take a picture of a phones contents with another phone because they dont know that screenshots exist

>>605256064
The hoe miscarried bout a week ago!

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>>605256289
Because resizing?
Funny is funny either way.

>>605255992
>>605256020
good counterpoints

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>>605256289

>>605256289
i didnt even have any idea that was an instagram format why is that like relevant

>>605249564
gone

>>605248523
AAGH

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>>605256676
>>605256289
oops, wrong pic.
there we go.

>>605248784
facial hair is for faggots.
professionals shave.

>>605254337
lost

>>605247492
Go back to stormfront

>>605256158
how old are you?

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>>605247990

>>605257256
>Stop disliking things I like

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>>605257043
You obviously haven't seen the movie then.

>>605257043
You do know that your brain subconsciously decides what is attractive or not?
and that the relative attractiveness of a person is largely decided by certain genetic markers you can inspect visually?
Beards are a masculine trait and a way of seeing tons of things about the health of the person, it's the same as girls and long hair.
Lastly, women make decisions with their "feelings" which is just code for "base instincts" .

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>>605248784
>mfw I have hairstyle 2
>mfw girls aren't on my dick

>>605248066
> Uneeka

>>605252632
The pictures real but that faggots muscles arent

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>>605257557
wow you're still here? where's the previous wave shit bro!?

>>605249427
>>605255932

Actually Mitch caught the body but whatever.

>>605246680
>tfw you fucked up your country so bad you dont see nothin made in the usa anymore.

>>605252273
Lost

caught a body bout a week agooo

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>>605257738
>moot on right side

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>>605257730
I know, but his plastic surgery really does make him look like a PS2 rendered human, disturbingly so, motherfucker is a live human being that is in the uncanny valley.

>>605249340
ayy lmao

>>605257571
>masculine trait
no
>attractiveness to you is based on genetics
no, my fetishes and attractions have varied wildly from child to teen to adult.

Stay pleb, keep those face pubes. Women of today want a smooth androgynous look.
Faggots want a manly bear type.

>>605257313
30

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>>605247005

>>605257571
half true at best. many women genuinely don't like beards, much less hairy men in general. most women i've talked with openly about the issue say they prefer a bit of facial hair on some guys and generally prefer not a lot of body hair.

>>605247750
i normally hate this shit but i laughed

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>>605257943
The military equipment you gave to ISIS was made in the USA.

>>605250751
actually HIV tho

>>605250257
That's not true at all. If you aren't friends with someone because of hairstyle that's ridiculous.

>>605258167
op here.. thats my pic and yes its the first one i saw and saved which led me to saving all of them lol

>>605258120
>my fetishes and attractions
Underneath all that shit though, I bet there was a underlying connection about all the women you have ever found attractive.
I bet you don't find women with asymmetrical features beautiful.

>>605246601
If you were born deaf and blind what thoughts would you even have?

>>605258220
They like groomed instead of wild hair growth.
Has to do with symmetry.

>>605258632
I actually prefer grills with one leg.

if you were born deaf, how would you think of words? since you never could sound the letters out to start

>>605247726
fucking killed me

lol was this a tumblr raid?

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>>605258678
Hellen Keller

>>605258678
speaking of which, are any of the hellen keller "quotes" legit

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>>605250699

legit, I have always wondered about that...

>>605258847
Yeah, but most guys don't.
I wasn't make a case for paraphilias, but how attractiveness works in general.
Women are attracted to masculine traits in general and men are attracted to feminine traits.
Everything from body hair to fat distribution\proportions is judged.

>>605258925
Well like you cannot think of objects because you do not know what things look like and cannot think of like words because you do not know what words are like. Cannot even get a fucking song stuck in your head. Other than these things what is there to think about? Just blackness and gibberish?

>>605257567
my nigga, I tried to kill ronald reagan because of how much I was obsessed with natalie portman in that movie. True story

>>605259305
Smells, touch, tastes, bet she sucked a mean dick.

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>>605259431
I need a greentext of this, wtf.

>>605249303

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT they all look so unhappy. Those kids faces. Wow.